Canada may be known as one of the best countries to live in, but when it comes to their neighbors south of the border, they're pretty much as savage as the funny roast Blake Lively's delivered to Ryan Reynolds on his birthday. What the Canadian culture lacks in legal firearms and super-sized fast food, they make up for in sass and maple syrup. Now, although the best country in the World has never been one to brag about their universal health care, stable economy, and near-spotless diplomatic relations, there comes a time every so often that the boot comes down - and we don't mean 'out and a-boot.' Here at Bored Panda, we've rounded up the top moments from Canada vs. USA quarrel while the rest of the globe was left literally yelling. Canada's immigration site may crash again by the end of this post, so get started on your application beforehand.

Now scroll down below to check the politest Canadian memes and best roasts in the Canada vs. America dispute!

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Min Lee
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2 years ago

Take me with you!!

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Marija Mihajlovic
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2 years ago

that's so awesoooomeeee!!! Canada, here i come!

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Ok Ha-Neul
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2 years ago

lol shots fired!!!!

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Adrian Accaira
Community Member
2 years ago

for what its worth, the reason that lawsuit happened is because McD's was found negligent for superheating coffee in order to hold it longer. They handed someone a cup of near boiling coffee and she was burned badly in her *lap* area. It wasn't simply a case of duh coffee is hot. The story has been co opted by corporate interests to try to steer the blame from negligent practice to make it seem like it was frivolous; it wasn't.

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Ok Ha-Neul
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2 years ago

i agree with this 100%

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Min Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

Canadians not only have a sense of humour... but they can spell it

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Min Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

wow.. but bagged milk?

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Community Member
2 years ago

and its sister, Mexico

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Min Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

at least our bacon is better...

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Min Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

less is more

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Camil Gagnon
Community Member
2 years ago

Shots fired... with a shotgun loaded with rock salt shells.

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Min Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

american beavers can't even marry who they want

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ResidentInsomniac
Community Member
2 years ago

Ha!

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Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

Seriously, I don't get why OTHER PEOPLE getting married really matters to them. Oh, we've got a religion where priests and preachers often abuse kids? Oh, that doesn't matter - the two guys across the street are getting married and God hates that! Pick your battles.

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ResidentInsomniac
Community Member
2 years ago

This is honestly vaguely disturbing. What kind of person thinks: Look, a robot! Let's go break it into pieces! And people wonder why others think Americans are violent.

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Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
2 years ago

Still having problems with just the man and woman thing......or anything!

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

B-U-R-N

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yourscientistfriend Report

Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

American money being all the same colour DOES screw me up. It's not that I CAN'T read them, it's that it's way easier to pay for something quickly when you DON'T HAVE TO. Also, this is another thing where the U.S. is the odd one out, since most of the money I've ever seen from other countries is also in different coloured bills.

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AmetRaven
Community Member
2 years ago

Sorry

Baked Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

On that paid mayernity leave, moms get one year, dads also get 6 months.... (mic drop)

Max
Community Member
2 years ago

Sorry. Have a Timbit.

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Paladin of Shadows
Community Member
2 years ago

AFTER COLLEGE IM MOVING TO CANADA

Sockpuppies11
Community Member
2 years ago

Wait... Do other places not have ketchup chips? Someone tell me that Canada does not have them all!

It's Caturday 2.0
Community Member
2 years ago

We started importing some to LA. So damn good

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ForThe<3ofFloof
Community Member
2 years ago

Sorry, eh? ;)

john doe
Community Member
2 years ago

Forgot Neil Young? Now that's actually shameful Canada.

Nikki Angulo
Community Member
2 years ago

We helped America repopulate an endanger species that is their NATIONAL ANIMAL!! How ironic is that?!?

Wilson Rocha
Community Member
2 years ago

Just wondering, how great must be living there, in Canada. How I hate my country

xanbex
Community Member
2 years ago

Dont hate but be a force for change.

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Markus McCloud
Community Member
2 years ago

If you guys are willing to accept me, I'll start packing right now.

Marty BlackEagle-Carl
Community Member
2 years ago

Rachel McAdams and Bill Shatner yes!!!! justin Bieber.... NO!!! (we have Niagara Falls too)

TheReader19
Community Member
2 years ago

Also Canada, as much as I love you and I'm in love with you. Can we talk about your disproportionate murder rate of Indigenous Women? Ps not American just a female concerned about women's issues raising a valid point

Tiffany Wilson
Community Member
2 years ago

Now I want to move to Canada.

Penny Martin
Community Member
2 years ago

Anna Paquin is from NEW ZEALAND.

Erin Hunter
Community Member
2 years ago

Sorry, not sorry.

Michael Hawthorne
Community Member
2 years ago

Ummm... Wolverine is a Canadian Comic Book character, played by an Aussie actor. Does that really count as a Canadian celebrity? Yes, I'm American. Don't judge me! I was just born here. I wanted to be born in Middle Earth!

Amina Hays
Community Member
2 years ago

I believe that Wolverine the character was included just to be amusing.

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Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
2 years ago

Canada is like Switzerland......Neutral

Cristy Cable
Community Member
2 years ago

Anna Paquin's a Kiwi!!!

Caroline Poirier
Community Member
2 years ago

Canadian born, in Manitoba.

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LaDonna Hulcy
Community Member
2 years ago

I think I'm Canadian....

Gary Kenward
Community Member
2 years ago

I was with you until you mentioned Tim Horton's. Not a Canadian symbol, just a really good ad campaign. And, btw, they're American owned.

James C
Community Member
2 years ago

And its majority owned by a Brazillian company, 3G capital. Same guys that bought Burger King I think.

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BoopityBooptiyBooper
Community Member
2 years ago

I really envy Canadians cause here in America you're just living in filth; people and garbo

J Owen
Community Member
1 year ago

don't apologize. we brought this upon ourselves

Alwin Langevoort
Community Member
2 years ago

We (Netherlands) have ketchup chips too.. They are disgusting. (That my ex wife liked them might have been a hint)..

Terri Landry
Community Member
2 years ago

I wouldn't agree with "extremely rare cases of raciism". I will agree that it's not as rampant as in America, but we still do have problems, especially where our First Nations peoples are concerned.

Fiona van Heerden
Community Member
2 years ago

Anna Paquin is from New Zealand

WhiteFox
Community Member
2 years ago

i just want to live in canada

Sionann Garcia
Community Member
2 years ago

There is still serious racism and bigotry against First Nations People in Canada.

Caroline Driver
Community Member
2 years ago

I wanted to move to Canada back in the 80's, but it was very hard and expensive to do, so I never did. Regrets

Elizabeth Gruenwald
Community Member
2 years ago

Luv

Marty BlackEagle-Carl
Community Member
2 years ago

YAY Rachel McAdams and William Shatner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best things out of Canada... worst... Justin Bieber.. (we have some Tim Hortons (Dunkin Donuts is better) and Niagara Falls also.)

It's Caturday 2.0
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg you had me at ketchup chips

Anna Raskolnikoff
Community Member
2 years ago

Canada has paid maternity leaves for ALL women? That's interesting. Where was I when I had my own business and didn't get paid...

Vicki Huisman
Community Member
2 years ago

As a small business owner you absolutely can get paid mat leave, you have to Apply for the special ei program and pay for it like employees

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Harun Warsame
Community Member
2 years ago

hold the fuck up america doesnt have ketchup chips nahhhhhh

Joel R
Community Member
2 years ago

Sigh ... this isn't even remotely true. Canada actually has an equality problem when it comes to employment. Females are disproportionately favoured over men in the workforce. Try finding a government job as a man .. it's extremely rare. The poverty rate is also extremely wrong. The government has never been honest when reporting poverty numbers. Many Canadians are barely able to make a living ... not to mention the extremely high housing prices across the country. It's not all roses in Canada, so let's stop pretending that it is.

James C
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow, just aboot everything you just said is wrong. WOmen aren't over represented at all, lots of men have government jobs. How do you know they're dishonest about poverty rates, do you have different stats that prove otherwise? Sure, there's Canadian's that can't make a living. There are also Candians who are rich. And there are a a whole bunch in the middle class. There are also a wide variety of housing prices across the country. Just depends on where you want to live and what you can afford. If you can't be honest why post at all?

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Marnee DeRider
Community Member
2 years ago

This is great, but don't forget about all the fossil fuels they transport through the US water supplies accelerating climate change, polluting, destroying indigenous lands of US citizens, all for profit that flows back to wealthy Canadians and people from many other countries. Their record there is pretty poor. They have not treated their own indigenous people well.

xanbex
Community Member
2 years ago

Marina....Good points...Canada must clean up its own Sh_t as well.

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Elizabeth Herrejón
Community Member
2 years ago

Wolverine, as in Hugh Jackman? He's Australian :v

Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

The comic book character is Canadian.

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Allana Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

Well if I was told that whole speech from someone, I'd be feeling under attack too. I think it is stupid to compare countries anyways. Canada, you do you and we will be us. This is why we are not Canamerica.

Bryan Charles
Community Member
2 years ago

Funny how 14 positive Canuck traits have ZILCH to do with politicians in the last 60 yrs, but, the structure can be screwed into "what happened" when the Liberals want to pretend to be LEADERS .....

Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

Mike Myers and Jim Carrey and two people I don't like to talk about anymore. They got into some bullshit.

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Deborah Lloyd
Community Member
2 years ago

correction.....probably there is.

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Markus McCloud
Community Member
2 years ago

I think saying "Bill Nye the Science Guy" would be even more effective.

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Virgil Blue
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2 years ago

Resistance is futile.

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
2 years ago

The good thing is that you can save 175$ by a DIY achievable by an kid and still look "elegant". The teachers should repalce the traditionnal "mother's day noodles necklace" by a "mother's day paperclips necklace"!

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Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

The American government is too busy trying to get people like Bill, who teach real things, out of school in favour of the Bible that most of them don't even read so they don't know how awful and bullshit it is.

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Heidrance
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2 years ago

America: crashes through the door rudely, doesn't *quite* know the lyrics.

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