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We can’t predict the future. If we could, most of us would be spending our days picking lottery numbers instead of stressing over anything else. But even without a crystal ball, people can still make educated—or at the very least, lucky—guesses.

And the subreddit Aged Like Wine does its best to dig up the ones that truly stood the test of time. From random posts to famous quotes, here are some that aged especially well.

#1

Mad Magazine Article From 1968 About The “Super Patriot”

Aged Like Wine — 1968 MAD Magazine caricature of a Super Patriot with eagle, satirical list of groups he hates

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    #2

    For Very Progress, There’s A White Backlash Against It!

    posts aged like wine - screenshot of a social media post about 1908 spelling bee cancellation and 2008 election, 19.8K likes

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    Northlander72
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it was a black GIRL too. That's like a double anti-jeopardy for weak white men.

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    #3

    This And Hundreds Other Similar Quotes

    Vintage portrait beside bold quote about peaceful versus violent revolution, aged like wine

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    #4

    Mike T. Punching A Guy In A Plane

    Portrait of tattooed man and bold quote about social media disrespect, posts aged like wine

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    Norm Gilmore
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disrespect. Say's the man who did time for SA...

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    #5

    We Haven't Matured In A Century

    Vintage influenza prevention newspaper clipping with highlighted advice, aged like wine aesthetic

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    #6

    Never Underestimate The Power Of Spite And Stupidity

    Tweet screenshot saying USA chose cancer and inner text on mRNA vaccines curing cancer and HPV prevention, aged like wine

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    John Dilligaf
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because cervical cancer affects women, not men. I guarantee that if/when they develop a mrna vaccine that cures testicular or prostate cancer the anti-vaxxers will shut right the eeff up and fight to be the first in line to get it.

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    #7

    We Weren't Paying Attention And Still Aren't

    We Weren't Paying Attention And Still Aren't

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    Multa Nocte
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. Or has a brain worm.

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    #8

    Satire Is One Of The Most Important Forms Of Free Speech

    Aged like wine - screenshot of verified social post calling political satire an essential form of free speech

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    Multa Nocte
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See the latest South Park episodes for a perfect caricature of the most egregious hypocrite, Brendan Carr.

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    #9

    This Quote Rings Truer Than Ever Due To Recent Events!

    Screenshot of tweet about disagreement rooted in oppression and denial of humanity, social commentary, aged like wine

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    Multa Nocte
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what the few conservatives that come to this site refuse to acknowledge. What they seem to want is the subjugation and disenfranchisement of anyone they don't think is worthy or white or middle class/rich enough. They want rights for themselves and not for others. Why they come to this site after claiming it is populated mostly by liberals, I'll never know.

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    #10

    Indeed He Will

    Three-panel meme of an elderly man joking about lasting 50 years, captioned But Hagrid will, aged like wine

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    Multa Nocte
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, he was such a good Hagrid. I'd hate to be the poor slob who tries to take his place.

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    #11

    That Is The Deal

    Screenshot of a verified user's tweet condemning Trump policies in poetic lines, aged like wine

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    #12

    Wow, That’s Stunning

    Posts That Aged Like Wine: meme showing 1999 vs 2019 websites text with comments about a cropped screenshot and Reddit

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    #13

    Such An Incredible Tale

    Such An Incredible Tale

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... It's creative, funny, and not racist... 🤷

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    #14

    May Not Surprise Some, But Still Interesting

    Vintage 1953 newspaper clipping about future telephones, aged like wine and eerily predicting video calls.

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    #15

    Fb Memory From 2013

    Meme of a male politician gesturing with caption about giving money to the rich, aged like wine

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    Multa Nocte
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that weasel up to these days? Comfortably retired and very rich?

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    #16

    Is It Wine Or Milk? Can't Quite Tell

    Twitter screenshot reading This tweet aged well with embedded 2016 time traveler reply, example of aged like wine post

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    #17

    With The Recent News The Supreme Court Being Asked To Overturn Gay Marriage

    Comic strip of two men shaking hands beside a protest sign about drag queens, meme-style aged like wine posts

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    Multa Nocte
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, funny how they don't understand until it's too late.

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    #18

    Billionaires: Born, Not Made

    More Perfect Union tweet with FT headline about billionaires inheriting wealth, aged like wine

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    #19

    Watchmen Got It Right

    Two-panel masked vigilante meme with brooding hero and grinning antihero, American dream caption, Aged Like Wine

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    Hidalgo
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After its brief 30 year flirtation with democracy, the US reverted to its roots as a proto-f*****t imperialist state in 1980. Then graduated to full fascism in 2001 and by 2024 became a full N**i imperialit state.

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    #20

    Home Alone Age

    Aged like wine meme: young boy carrying grocery bags across a snowy street, nostalgic Home Alone moment

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    Leah Brown
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought roughly the same amount yesterday and paid over $73 USD. Nothing crazy either!

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    #21

    The Two-State Solution (International Herald Tribune, 2018)

    Aged like wine cartoon: Israeli and US flags over settlement, jeep leaving as villager on donkey calls for two-state solution

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    #22

    Newspaper Clipping From 1926

    Aged Like Wine cartoon: elephant labeled Tariff/Administration as Farmers and Democrats pelt snowballs

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    Multa Nocte
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about history repeating itself.

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    #23

    The Guy Knew Almost 2 Years Ago I Am Surprised

    Screenshot of a man in a suit speaking at a conference with GPT headline, posts aged like wine

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    #24

    Trump Had His Civil Case Overturned And Saves $500m

    Screenshot of a 2016 tweet joking about a politician wriggling out of a jam, Aged Like Wine social post

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    Steff
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just when you think that he can go no lower, he somehow manages...I truly believe he could shoot a child on the street in broad daylight with several recorded perspectives and still people would foam at the mouth to support him and say the kid deserved it...America is rabid rn...

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    #25

    This Comic Is 10 Month Old

    4-panel comic: sick person reads should I go to the doctor flowchart urging revolt, then dramatically coughs — aged like wine

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    #26

    Everyone That Knew The Debt Would Skyrocket

    Aged Like Wine social media screenshot of tweet quoting NewsWire about raising retirement age with reply mocking libs

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing is, Security Fund should be sacrosanct. It should never be used for anything but retirement. No borrowing from it to pay back a fund for a stupid vanity project that lost money hand over fist. NO. But, they opened it up for that years ago when it was extremely healthy, and now they’ve depleted it, the present administration has looted it just because they don’t like the idea of “the poors” having anything in their old age except early death, and it’s in danger of being run out of existence—-even though it’s OUR money that we have all paid into it our entire working lives, and therefore deserve to have available to us when we’re too old to go out and earn it all over again.

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    #27

    Woke Is Undefeated

    Don Draper meme suggesting control culture instead of cancel culture, crossed-out newscaster, aged like wine

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was me thinking they'd rebranded it "consequence culture" to justify coming down hard on anyone who wasn't properly worshipful towards the late hate-monger Charlie Kirk - unlamented by all decent people. Maybe someone noticed that "consequence culture" also explained how come Kirk got himself shot... 😁 (don't do múrder, it's wrong. I'll not weep over the death of a wicked person like Kirk despite my sadness that yes, with the death of Kirk another human being was múrdered. That's always a cause for sadness even when the victim is wicked)

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    #28

    Marco Rubio: Trump Trying To Pull Off “Biggest Scam In American Political History”

    aged like wine posts: male politician in dark suit and blue tie speaking in a TV interview with US flag

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubio was correct, but he turned around and started licking someone's orange hindquarters to try to move up in the world, and you can see it every time in his face when the news cameras pan to him that he knows that everyone is laughing at him - especially Drumpf.

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    #29

    Tumblr Post From The Pre-Gamergate Era

    Venn diagram of white nationalists, bronies and meme users labeled developments in late capitalism, aged like wine

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