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2016 brought us a lot of things. Good things. Bad things. And more than a few bizarre things. However you feel about this year though, there's no denying that Twitter, as usual, gave us plenty to laugh about, especially where parenting tweets are concerned.

Check out this list of the year's funniest tweets about kids, compiled by Bored Panda, to see what we mean. You don't need to be a parent to find them funny. All you need is a sense of humor. Which one is the funniest? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to vote for the best!

#1

Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

TheMichaelRock Report

Lorraine
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never mess with the one with the wifi password!

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    #2

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    _Mo_lee_ Report

    Tabitha Trevino
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    way to look at it....... mom :-) that may have stopped her daughter in her tracks.

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    #4

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Playing_Dad Report

    Tabitha Trevino
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats is too funny!!! put literal into the words :o)

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    #6

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    ericsshadow Report

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've just crossed over into The Twilight Zone.

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    #7

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    maughammom Report

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody's been watching too many horror flicks.

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    #12

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    JimGaffigan Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now we know who ISN'T his role model!

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    #15

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    lunchboxdad Report

    Jasmine Chen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a kid and I know our ears will close when we hear things like "close the computer!"

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    #18

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Cheeseboy22 Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sole reason for being forced to learn algebra.

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    #19

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    martinisandmini Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mom might be a professional at that :D. Kid turned to the right teacher! Lol.

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    #21

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    EverydayGirlDad Report

    Roos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart kid but I don't think that it worked

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    #24

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

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    #26

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Gooooats Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope he clears the history of his nightly Internet sessions, though.

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    #28

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Cheeseboy22 Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! Teddy wants his slippers too!

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    #32

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    WorkingMom86 Report

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    #34

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    DRFHogan Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw.. the last number... a concept many kids like... prolly gives them a secure feeling of containment. This is so cute, though!

    #35

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LurkAtHomeMom Report

    Kerry Mærøe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 16 year old just told me I am her friend, I think I win.

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    #38

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    amydillon Report

    #39

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    HowToBeADad Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids criticized my cooking and now they cook for me.

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    #40

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    KateWhineHall Report

    Tabitha Trevino
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow to two ends of the spectrum.... as long as they are happy.

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    #41

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    MommieKnwsFresh Report

    Jessica Russian Sifontes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Jess Hodges, she should say whatever the hell she wants to say, because they are children and not yours

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    #47

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    charliedelta7 Report

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    #49

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, have you seen a new movie yet?

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    #53

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

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    #56

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    martinisandmini Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    I see AA meetings in your future.

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    #58

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Annette Foltmar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then try 5! My dad had to take old fashioned photoes of me, husband and 3 kids. He used 2 long rolls of film (30 each) and fortunately got one (1!) that was usable

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    #60

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    simoncholland Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww..you can not get married or have kids...and still be late.

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    #64

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Thats cuz you can not hold onto air.

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    #66

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    #67

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I used to have to get dressed every day...in the snow.

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    #69

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    AmateurIdiot Report

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    #70

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    MommieKnwsFresh Report

    Emmanuel Christian
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the doctor must be so cute ... or so scary

    #72

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    mompsychologist Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaand it's time to get rid of the elf

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    #74

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LetMeStart Report

    Carly Noelle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma always have us harmonicas . . . I feel bad for my parents . . .

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    #78

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    UnfilteredMama Report

    Jessica Jane
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, that's brilliant. I will try that with my nieces this Christmas X'D

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    #80

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Discourt Report

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    #83

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    R_A_Dadass Report

    Jasmine Chen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about sleeping? Oh but they still pee in beds

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    #84

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    dialect Report

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    #85

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LetMeStart Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of mascara do you use?

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    #87

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    outsmartedmommy Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had an idea...Mani-Pedi-Denti....

    #88

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

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    #90

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gets old...and so embarrassing.

    #91

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    simoncholland Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to hide in the bathroom for that.

    #92

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Suzanne Ajir
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Haha...I'm sure Jesus appreciates the gesture.

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    #93

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LurkAtHomeMom Report

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    #94

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    simoncholland Report

    Sasy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    best ever, though I am on the kids side because when they 'new and improved' rolos they became dead to me.

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    #95

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    bumlaser Report

    Timothy D.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was little i was playing pokemon red and for the life of me I could never pronounce Psychic. "Sidekick." "pis-eye-chick" "pes-oui-kick"

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    #97

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    cray_at_home_ma Report

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    #98

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    #99

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    SuburbanSnaps Report

    Unwelcome guest
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been smarter to put them in the beanbag

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    #100

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    DaddyJew Report

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    #101

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    kierstenwhite Report

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    #102

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    #103

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

    Leah C
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's driving my niece to school and she says she doesn't want to go to school. She wants to hang out with her family. My dad, her grandpa, says he won't be there because he has to go to work. She replies, "Yeah, but you choose to go there."

    #104

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

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    #105

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    MommyisForReal Report

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    #107

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Dadmissions Report

    #108

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    outsmartedmommy Report

    Crystal Cho
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try giving them a bubble bath with lavender bubble soap and it should make them fall quickly to sleep afterwards. Lavender naturally calms and relaxes and puts you to sleep easier. ;)

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    #110

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

    #111

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    southworth Report

    #112

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    EverydayGirlDad Report

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    #113

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

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    #114

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Cheeseboy22 Report

    #115

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    maughammom Report

    #116

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

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    #117

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    simoncholland Report

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    #118

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    mompsychologist Report

    #119

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    SuburbanSnaps Report

    #120

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    cray_at_home_ma Report

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    #121

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

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    #122

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    PetrickSara Report

    #123

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    maughammom Report

    #124

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    closetoclassy Report

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    #125

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    pronounced_ing Report

    Ema Sklepic
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actualy a song from a cartoon or something xD they parodied it on the simpsons with the "spider pig" , the song is the same ;D but the last part goes,"can he swing from a web? no he can't, he's a pig" xPP

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    #126

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    yenniwhite Report

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    #129

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    TheCatWhisprer Report

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    #130

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    dailydairydiary Report

    #131

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    outsmartedmommy Report

    #132

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    EverydayGirlDad Report

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    #133

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

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    #134

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    PonyMartini Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    their toes get in the way... it's like the grow extra ones

    #135

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    ToastyGiraffe Report

    #136

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    HTLifewithboys Report

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    #137

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

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    #138

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    CrazyExhaustion Report

    #139

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    yenniwhite Report

    Jessica Jane
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Niece: Mommy, this fruit snack has fuzz on it. Her Mommy: [eats the fruit snack] There, now it doesn't.

    #140

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    DomesticGoddss Report

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    #141

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    moooooog35 Report

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    #142

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    colin_dunlap Report

    #143

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    #144

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    PinkCamoTO Report

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    #145

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LurkAtHomeMom Report

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    #146

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    Maddie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt that deep in my soul

    #147

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    UnfilteredMama Report

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bandages for grown ups. worked

    #148

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    EverydayGirlDad Report

    Derpy Bob
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day there will be, one day...

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    #149

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    KateWhineHall Report

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    #150

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    KidsAreDorks Report

    #151

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    smilely_gal Report

    Brigette Bridges
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the strike has ended. Bless your heart.

    #152

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    maughammom Report

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    #153

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    TheAlexNevil Report

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    #154

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    #155

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    StephDsays Report

    #156

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Daniela Strobl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin used to spit on me when he was 5 and I was 12. I told him to stop or I'll hit him. He didn't stop, I hit him and he ran all the way to my uncle to cry and complain about me hitting him and giving a reason why I did so. My uncle: “Guess you deserved it.“

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    #157

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    AlexMcDaniel Report

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    #158

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Jenn_H_Scott Report

    #159

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    #160

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    DadandBuried Report

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    #161

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FatherWithTwins Report

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    #162

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    EverydayGirlDad Report

    #163

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    whithonea Report

    #164

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

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    #165

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Cheeseboy22 Report

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    #166

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    iwearaonesie Report

    #167

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    FeralCrone Report

    #168

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    TheAlexNevil Report

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    #169

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    amydillon Report

    Моника Гаврысь-Король
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does he/she know what deer, shark and any other kind of poop tastes like?

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    #170

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    smilely_gal Report

    #171

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    mommy_cusses Report

    #172

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    daddydoinwork Report

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    #173

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    simoncholland Report

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    #174

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Parkerlawyer Report

    #175

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    DomesticGoddss Report

    #176

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    ValeeGrrl Report

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    #178

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    JessLint Report

    #179

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    OneFunnyMummy Report

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    #180

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    #181

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    TofuShoes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are periods with nice underwear.

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    #182

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    closetoclassy Report

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    #183

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Carly Noelle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this belongs in the "two sentence horror stories" article.

    #184

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    #185

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    WilliamRodgers Report

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    #186

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    mommy_cusses Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *judgey moment* then just hand non breakable on the tree

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    #187

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Annie_Fox Report

    #188

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    CrazyExhaustion Report

    #189

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

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    #190

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    AndyHerald Report

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    #191

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    outsmartedmommy Report

    #192

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    #193

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    TheCatWhisprer Report

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    #194

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Mr_Kapowski Report

    Моника Гаврысь-Король
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, but instead of a mall we won;t abandon kids in the forest ;)

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    #195

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    AndyAsAdjective Report

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    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Mamatoga Report

    #197

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    yenniwhite Report

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    #198

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    steveolivas Report

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    #199

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    smilely_gal Report

    #200

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    MommieKnwsFresh Report

    Моника Гаврысь-Король
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids learnt that when dad says "maybe" it trully means "no, get off". If mom says "maybe" it means "yes, but don't be too happy yet".

    #201

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    HowToBeADad Report

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    #202

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LetMeStart Report

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    #203

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    outsmartedmommy Report

    #204

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Dadmissions Report

    #205

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    est1975blog Report

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    #207

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    #208

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    KateWhineHall Report

    #209

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    daddydoinwork Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could compete for that medal... this is not a game for armatures.

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    #210

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LurkAtHomeMom Report

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    #211

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    KalvinMacleod Report

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    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    Six_Pack_Mom Report

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    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

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    #214

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    est1975blog Report

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    #216

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    XplodingUnicorn Report

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    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LetMeStart Report

    maryhadalittlelamb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm.. not agreeing on this one, you have to be a role model for them to understand

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    #218

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    Discourt Report

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    #219

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    Parkerlawyer Report

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    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LetMeStart Report

    #221

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    realtonihammer Report

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    #222

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    ExperBadMom Report

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    #223

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    simoncholland Report

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    mamabirddiaries Report

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    caitlinobom Report

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    #226

    Funniest Parenting Tweets 2016

    LurkAtHomeMom Report

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord! I thought it meant, how to put kids on a tree for decorations!

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    BluestarIsAwesome
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrified, especially if it's been more than an hour. Once my then 4yo painted the dog. PAINTED. The DOG.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was babysitting these two girls (about five and six years old) once. One of them almost started crying out of embarrassment when she accidentally showed her underwear. The other one ran around the house naked singing "look at my butt, look at my butt!"

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    The Alchemist
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah mom's been doing that to my little brother lately.

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    The Alchemist
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that was my parents with my brother and I.

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    The Alchemist
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time my little brother hid prices of meat under the couch ant they probably stayed there for at least two weeks.

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