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"Law enforcement" and "sense of humor" are five words that you don't often see together, but as you can see from this collection of Facebook posts recently shared by an Imgur user named  MrTatems, Australia's New South Wales police force is so funny that they should be locked up for making us laugh so hard. Their official Facebook page is full of witty, sarcastic, and downright hilarious posts that you certainly wouldn't expect to find on a police profile, from dogs getting arrested for being drunk, to calculating the amount of money Australians have lost due to scams in packs of chicken nuggets. See below for some of our favorites, and don't forget to vote for the best. You'll never think about the police in the same way again.

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Verena Heisenberg
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Officer: Have you checked upstairs? Doggo: I'm not allowed upstairs. Officer: My fault, sorry.

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Re Levant
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a cute face of a dangerous, ineffective policy that costs lives. Harm reduction is a much better approach. And sadly, a sniffer dogs died left in hot cars by their handlers:(

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't understand the context of your statement, could you elaborate please?

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, he already Knows he's a Good Boy. Just watch out for that killer tongue. :D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cute pupper, here to melt your heart, you will turn yourself in.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"So, can you bark?" - "Miao...er...Wiif Woof...er, yes, Sir."

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, I forgot, these guys drive on the wrong side of the road, don't they? ;D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm heard of hearing, I swear you asked me the time, officer.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when they do 'rawr', watch out for the killer tongue. :D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think you need bigger cups of coffee, than those two little ones. Won't get you through two hours of work, you will need to go back for more, to finish out shift.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It'd be so much easier and safer if they would just have them cut in half at the store, and purchased a pair of 'pipe joiners' for gluing them together again. Obviously common sense ain't so common even Down Under. :D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be embarassing if these equations would have actually made sense for a relateable situation...

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL! This had me, last night! I was thinking "why isn't the damn picture loading?"

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, everybody needs those! Sorta like a "Get out of Jail" card. ;D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How long before they be back driving without their Provisional Driver Licence.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That relationship will get you killed, I would break up with it if I were you.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear officer I just picked it up, right this minute.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean locking our legs together won't help keep us safe????

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it was a fast flash, you just missed it.

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