2021 was one hell of a ride. We rose and fell, and rose again like phoenixes boosted by the 3rd vaccine, with life returning to the (new) normal, resumed social life and work from the office reminding us why exactly we loved that pandemic ‘pause’ so much, and today we stand not only strong, but super anxious. In fact, our collective anxiety could easily be awarded with magna cum laude, if there were masters at surviving a crisis. And since the crisis is far from done yet, this seems like one hell of a long course.
With so many ups and downs, people’s marriages have also had a rollercoaster ride. This year proved to be a test for what couples uttered on their big day, and quite likely forgot the words: “for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health.”
So whether they were struggling or succeeded to keep up with the marital vows, the truth is, 2021 was a perfect breeding ground for hilarious marriage tweets. Today, we present you with this collection of hands down the funniest, most painfully accurate, and all too relatable tweets for you to feast on!
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Marriage is one hell of a crazy ride, made to stand the test of a lifetime. The paradox is that, sadly, it’s notorious for failing it. So no wonder so many people are looking for ways to strengthen their marriage and build a solid ground for it to stand on. But how do we do it? Well, there's no single answer. But to find out what an expert has to say on this matter, and you'd better get your notes ready, we reached out to Francis Merson, a clinical psychologist and founder of the Paris Psychology Centre.
What a tragic mistake. She lead you straight into the web buddy and you didn't see it coming.
“People often get married while they’re high on the drug of being in love – that heady cocktail of hormones and obsession where your partner seems like the most wonderful thing in the world,” Merson explained. It turns out there’s even a psychological term for this, which is ‘limerence.’
“The research is clear that this is a temporary phenomenon. Limerence wears off, sexual chemistry cools, and sometimes, tragically, not much might be left to fuel a relationship,” Merson said and added that “That’s why the friendship aspect of a marriage is crucial.”
I know this is supposed to be a joke but whenever I felt sick or had a headache my parents wouldn't believe me. Once I broke my arm and they just gave me bag of frozen veggies. When my arm tripled in size due to swelling they finally took me to a doctor. Reading this makes me a little angry.
In order for a marriage to last and stand strong in challenging times, it has to be built on a strong friendship. “A friend is someone whose company you enjoy, whose values you share, and who you can count on in difficult times. If your partner doesn’t meet these criteria, then the relationship is unlikely to be a very happy one in the long term,” Merson said.
The psychologist also explained that the biggest mistake people make in relationships is getting into the wrong ones. “So it’s important to ask yourself when entering a relationship: is this someone I would want to be lifelong friends with? Or is this just someone I find very attractive?”
Well, you need to make an example then! Take of of his tools and randomly hammer it against a rock.
My friends made that mistake one summer. Whined that they were bored one day. Next thing they knew, their mom had them washing down the living room walls... I know cause I came to see if they could come outside and was told of the event, and then invited inside to join them. Just in case I was bored too. I was smart enough to say, nope not bored, I'll go ride my bike.
Yes! I mean - my marriage did ultimately end (amicably) but I cannot complain about his bizarre love of IRONING. It seems an odd thing to miss, but he was particularly good at it and it's a job I cannot stand.
More like: DID YOU JUST watch three whole episodes of The Witcher without me?????? THAT'S 3 HOURS, FRANK, THREE HOURS OF MY TIME.
That is not how I remember it. If we both have the day off, I don't have a day off.
I think I need a translation as we dont have Target here,.aggressive sellers?
What I love about my wife is that we are perfectly comfortable drinking coffee and not uttering a single word. The kids do more than enough of the speaking.
Wait until you are pregnant and his natural scent makes you literally puke every time he comes near...
And praying that a policeman gives him a ticket, a confirmation of criticism of his driving.
It's everywhere. Even my favorite video games have squid game themes. If you've never heard of squid game You live under a rock.
Most.clothes that dont.wrinkle.can just be thrown.in the drawers. We rarely buy anything that takes special care 😝. Time can be spent bettet, like a good book och playing with the kids.
You have magic clothes that don't wrinkle? please, tell me where to buy!
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The first time my husband and I did laundry together, he said, "Just hand me all the stuff we're not gonna' fold." I said "We are folding all of it." He said "Fitted sheets?" I said "Yes." And he looked so sad.
This is what annoys me so much in USA movies and shows. It seems to be a general thing because I've never seen anybody do it differently. Cue person with a basket full of laundry that needs folding when they are having a heavy convo or don't have much time. Cue person taking out a shirt, pluck at it, rolls it up and puts it back into the FULL basket. Cue person taking a new item to do the very same thing. Nobody ever folds in those scenes so what's the point?
At my age, I'm long since over "dressing to impress." I wear mainly sweats and t-shirts at home and jeans and t-shirts when I go out. I hang the jeans and throw the sweats and t-shirts in the dresser along with underwear and socks. Nothing gets ironed, nothing gets folded.
When my mom is home by herself while we're in New York, the laundry just piles up into a massive mountain. There's like one folded sock, so we know she tried, at least.
A female friend of mine at work once told me with obvious anger and frustration that her husband and deliberately folded the towels wrong just to get out of having to fold them the next time. I debated whether I should tell her that I have no idea what the "right" way to fold a towel is.
If you put them back wrong you sleep on the couch... Don't worry it's harder.
Kinda creepy that the picture of this post is a "Mommy Owl" and the post above it (As of now) was posted by Mommy Owl
My mom once gave my dad the silent treatment. After 3 days she confronted him and his response was "I just assumed you didn't have anything to say." Military science teaches that you have to know your enemy!
But, based on the young couples buying their first furnishings, 52% of the marriages start there.
Lol my girlfriend goes out of town for a week and stocks the kitchen like she will be gone for a month and I might starve. Then when she comes home she tallies everything missing and demands to know how I expect to live without eating. I do eat though!
Never be idle while the other person is busy doing a chore. NEVER. This tip is a game changer. Try.
is totally unaware because he wasn't in the back so he doesn't listen again.
She gathers brownie points for chaperoning her uncle with dementia while you’re doing that. Watch out.
Sooo... as an engaged woman, can someone tell me why marriage is a good thing? And please hurry before we put a deposit on the venue.
Marriage is awesome if your married to the right person. As Bob Marley once said "find someone you can be happily miserable with for the rest of your life" I fking love the hell out of my husband. We don't always see eye to eye 100% of the time. But that's okay. I don't need a twin I need a partner.
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My husband couldn't finish a special recipe because he couldn't find "clarified butter" at the grocery. So I showed him how to make it from the butter in the fridge.
Why are some people so sensitive these days? Some of yall are really getting your panties twisted over some funny tweets..... sheesh 🤣
The difference pre-marriage and as married is that it takes a LOT more to just leave. This sounds horrible but its not all that bad. You both put much more effort into learning to live with each others flaws and to understand each other. You don't just "give up" when its hard, you decide to call it "a hard time" and not "the end". You may take turns being the one who wants to keep going, sometimes you get bored etc but you always find a way to connect.
Some of these were hilarious. Some I've never use, but no doubt will definitely try out
Sooo... as an engaged woman, can someone tell me why marriage is a good thing? And please hurry before we put a deposit on the venue.
Marriage is awesome if your married to the right person. As Bob Marley once said "find someone you can be happily miserable with for the rest of your life" I fking love the hell out of my husband. We don't always see eye to eye 100% of the time. But that's okay. I don't need a twin I need a partner.
Load More Replies... My husband couldn't finish a special recipe because he couldn't find "clarified butter" at the grocery. So I showed him how to make it from the butter in the fridge.
Why are some people so sensitive these days? Some of yall are really getting your panties twisted over some funny tweets..... sheesh 🤣
The difference pre-marriage and as married is that it takes a LOT more to just leave. This sounds horrible but its not all that bad. You both put much more effort into learning to live with each others flaws and to understand each other. You don't just "give up" when its hard, you decide to call it "a hard time" and not "the end". You may take turns being the one who wants to keep going, sometimes you get bored etc but you always find a way to connect.
Some of these were hilarious. Some I've never use, but no doubt will definitely try out
