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People can argue about food, its preparation and the best combinations until the end of time. Somehow we all are born with different taste buds and there are people who like and dislike identical foods, so if you think about it, such a discussion is kind of pointless. 

But it still goes on as Redditor heystarbuckslover asks “What are some foods that most people have been eating the wrong way or not the way it was intended?” Most people interpreted the question a bit differently and actually told the weirdest and rarest ways they eat food or someone else does. 

Whether they answered the question directly or were talking about what they personally were eating wrong, this list of people’s mistakes may be viewed as educational or even inspirational if any of these wrong ways sound delicious to you.

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#1

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time My dad believes steak should be well done. And by well done, unseasoned shoe leather.
Growing up I never could fathom why anyone loved steaks, and why they were such an 'expensive treat' at the house.
My dad would buy these beautiful, thick cut rib eyes, then toss them on the flaming grill with no seasoning, cook them on one side for seven minutes, flip, then other side, till they had shrank half their size and were charred. Then he would berate us for using sauce because 'it covered up the flavor of the meat'.
No Scott, your inability to cook on a grill covers the flavor.
It wasn't until I was 18 and living on my own that I tried to grill my own.
Seasoned with garlic powder and salt, flipped on the flaming grill often and buttered between flips, taken off when I was tired of waiting, I had my first medium rare steak that melted in my mouth.
I have never let my father 'cook' me another steak since.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"No Scott, your inability to cook on a grill covers the flavor." Oh, wow. I don't know who got burned worse: Scott or the steak.

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People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time Okay, so this is more along the lines of me eating a certain dish the wrong way, but when I was little my mom would make french toast except she would put chilies, onions and sometimes chicken on it. I grew up thinking french toast was a savory dish until I ordered it at a diner and it was sweet. I still like my mom’s version of french toast better tbh.

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#3

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time My grandfather enjoys eating lightly salted peaches with mayonnaise. If you didnt know there was a wrong way to eat a peach, now you know.

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People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time My dad served us underripe fruit my entire childhood because to him firm = good and soft = bad. The first time I had a mango that was actually ripe I was an adult and the experience was borderline orgasmic.

noprods_nobastards , David Stanley Report

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Call me a savage if you like, but when it comes to bananas, I prefer them when they're still a bit green.

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#5

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time You have to devein shrimp, or else you're eating their poop.

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StrangeOne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone told me "You don't want to know" when I asked what the black thing they were taking out. I assumed it was a parasite and have avoided shrimp since. I can deal with it being a vein and pooper now.

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#6

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time I eat Kiwis with the hairy skin on. My mom said I seemed to like it so she wasn't going to stop me. Later on I find out that I'm a freak of nature for doing it, but I still eat it that way because I just like it. The only downside is that since I like the texture of the hair and skin, I have "forbidden fruit" moments when I'm looking at the abdomen of a tarantula.

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Jason Jones
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing wrong with it. I've been eating them with the skin on for years. It's good for you and actually nice.

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#7

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time Recently read where people were **eating the f*****g wax** on Babybel cheeses and I haven't been the same since

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#8

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time There was a comment a long time ago from a guy who found out in adulthood that you aren't supposed to eat the cupcake wrappers when someone looked horrified when he ate it.

The_Lady_Aurora , Joy Report

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E B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, when I was little I would kind of gnaw on the paper stick from a lollipop?

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#9

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time To everyone who eats spaghetti with a little itty bitty smidge of sauce at the top with the rest completely dry and white: Atone or be banned from cooking forever.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I eat my spaghetti covered in butter and parmesan cheese, the sauce is in a separate bowl covered in cheese was well. I eat the sauce like soup.

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#10

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time When I first ate edamame I chewed up the entire pod and couldn't figure out why people enjoyed eating them. I did't realize you're just supposed to eat the bean inside the pod.

*Not peas in a pod. Beans.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoops. I've also eaten the pods. I figured it the beans were supposed to be shelled, they already would be.

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#11

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time My buddy's step dad puts sugar in his f*****g mac and cheese. Sometimes I think about it and I can't sleep

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to assume there's already sugar in KD considering Spaghetti-os puts sugar in their sauce.

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#12

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time It's not traditional to eat Thai food with chopsticks. They use a fork and a tablespoon. Stop asking for chopsticks in Thai restaurants.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Thai people who run restaurants in my town are incredibly hospitable, adaptable, and good-hearted. They know that people are going to ask for chopsticks, and although that's not part of their culture, they give them to those who ask. They also hand out fortune cookies.

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#13

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time Not others but I don't take Oreos apart and lick the frosting off first, I just bite into them like a savage.

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People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time [A man once sued a restaurant in Miami for serving him an artichoke which he promptly ate all of.] I don't mean like "he finished the artichoke" - I mean that this guy, who apparently is a *Doctor*, just ate the entire f*****g thing, including all of the inedible parts.

For those of you who have never encountered an Artichoke, the edible part of the plant is a fleshy substance that is on the inside parts of the leaves. You scrape it off and eat that part and discard the leaves. The artichoke heart, at the middle of all of the leaves, is also edible (and delicious). The stem and the fibrous leaves are not edible. Well I guess except to this guy.

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SerumSeven
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As far as vegetables go, artichokes are indeed delicious, but they take the most amount of work for the least amount of return.

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People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time This is really relevant to me today, because I just found out that my girlfriend has been buying smoked salmon for years then cooking it!

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#16

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time You're supposed to wait for the pizza rolls to cool down BEFORE you put them in your mouth, not after while you're doing the dragon breath thing trying not to let them touch your tongue

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#17

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time Ladies and gentlemen of Reddit. Do what ever you’d like behind closed doors, but please remember if you’re eating a banana in public it’s banana to mouth. Not mouth to banana.

Naked_Lunge , perriscope Report

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I take a chunk off, then eat each of the 3 sections, then start another wedge. Anyone else?

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#18

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time If you steam brussel sprouts and also dont salt and pepper them of course you dont like them. They need to be charred and on the brink of almost burnt for them to be good. Olive oil salt and pepper in a 450 degree oven cut in half, cook for 10 to 15 minutes.

SmurfSawce , Luis Tamayo Report

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Sally Kerr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fatty bacon in a pan til it starts to brown, add halved sprouts, toss around until they start to brown on the edges, then devour while hiding them from your children.

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People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time My friend eats popcorn by picking the fluffy parts away from each piece and discarding the “seed” center. Every time i tel him hes an idiot but hes too stubborn to just eat a damn piece of popcorn like a human

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of these people are getting criticized for eating too much fiber; some are getting criticized for eating too little. Rock on with your fluff-eating self, friend.

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#20

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time For me, it was crackers with any sort of topping until my wife showed me the error of my ways.

I would always put cheese, or whatever spread I might be eating with the crackers on the top i.e. salty side of the cracker. My wife lost her ever loving mind when she saw me do this. She then proceeded to explain to me that I should turn the cracker over and put the spread, cheese, or whatever on the bottom so that the salty side would hit my tongue when I put the bite in my mouth.

It was a revelation.

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People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time Ya seen these taco lickers? You heard of these guys? Yeah, well there are these people out there, and I don't know who raised them or how they turned out the way they did, but they eat their tacos middle-out. They dip their heads down to their tacos and lick out all the insides first, then eat the soggy shell afterwards. Sometimes they don't even eat the shell. I can't take my kids out to the Taqueria anymore because of these freaks. I don't want my little girls to become taco lickers. It's just not natural and I will not have any taco lickers living under the roof of my house!

100_Donuts , Steve Rainwater Report

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, but if we learned anything from Kevin Bacon in "Footloose," it's that restrictive measures often make kids rebel. Don't come crying to us when your kids run off to lick tacos in a commune in Montana!

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People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time My grandpa would peel a green apple using this nifty little device, then salt it and put it on a stick and give it to me

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This seems less like a snack and more like a arcane ritual for summoning an A24 horror version of Johnny Appleseed.

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#23

People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time Ginger with Sushi. You're actually supposed to eat the ginger slices between eating the rolls of sushi so as to cleanse the palate.

Although, personally I love putting ginger and Wasabi on my sushi roll then eating it in one bite.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anybody else love eating all the ginger at the end? It's like a tiny dessert.

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People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time people can make their basic ramen taste a bit better, open the packet, take out the seasoning, and set it aside, cook the ramen just in the water, after its cooked drain the water leaving only a tiny tiny amount, pour some more out you still have too much, just a little, and add the seasoning and mix it at that point, it actually flavors the noodles themselves and makes em taste much better

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cook the noodles in the broth, toss the broth, and then just eat the noodles.

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People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time Vegemite. As an American I was tricked into eating some as a sandwich and was convinced it was just a food meant to prank people with. An Australian friend was alarmed when I recounted this and corrected the method for me.
"Oh GOD no, you don't eat it as a sandwich! You've gotta get yourself a nice piece of toast, spread a good layer of butter on it, then just the tiniest scrape of Vegemite over that. And if you can get a slice of cheap processed cheese on there, even better! Please please don't dismiss Vegemite until you give it another go."
This same friend introduced me to TimTams AND the TimTam slam, so who was I not to trust her implicitly?? I took her advice, and I'm glad I did. Ended up buying myself a little jar because dang, that's a nice little savory punch if you use it right!

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Lisa T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, lots of people have vegemite sandwiches. Often a babies first sandwich has vegemite on it. Kids take them to school for lunch

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Rachel Ainsworth
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing wrong with vegemite in a cheese and tomato sandwich as long as its spread thinly. A good source of b vitamins.

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Angela Turrall
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I totally eat Vegemite [and marmite] sandwiches, always have, just had one yesterday in fact. They’re a very real thing. Also, you need more than a “tiny scrape” on your toast, that’s just sad.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You definitely can have it on a sandwich, just make sure you have a good vegemite to butter ratio. It's also really good with cheese on a toasted sandwich.

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Gwyn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG I love Tim Tams. I buy about 10 boxes whenever I see it in the store. This from someone who almost never buys cookies otherwise.

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Naomi Pollock
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is my Vegemite and my Marmite and I will eat it the way I, me, myself like it and I love Marmite on French toast. It this offends you, feel free to go and be offended elsewhere, nom nom nom

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Mabelbabel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got to be marmite, not vegemite. Best breakfast ever-soft boiled egg so the yolk is still runny, slice of squishy white bread toasted, buttered and a thin smear of marmite, cut into strips ("soldiers") and dunk your soldiers in your dippy egg.

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Peta Hurley-Hill
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A Vegemite and "plastic" cheese slice sandwich for your school lunch, is basically what our entire nation was raised on! that being said, vegemite gives me heartburn ,so I eat Promite on toast instead, but yeah ,it's a toast thing.

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Mary Ann Burgess
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first time my half brother tried Vegemite (he was in his 20's), he put a huge spoonful of it in his mouth! Oh, the look on his face!

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Wayne Lee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When all of us grandchildren were annoying our grandmother in the farmhouse kitchen for food before dinner/lunch, she would get a teaspoon quarter filled with vegemite for us to suck on. Loved it & it satisfied our hunger.

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Damo Lee Park
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a lie. My children, my grandchildren, my dad, my brother, my aunts and uncles, my grandparents, and myself, have all eaten Vegemite right off the teaspoon. Be a man, eat your Vegemite sanga (that's Australian for sandwich) and stop whining

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Tim
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TimTam... slam?.... Googles..... Oh my. Oh my. I have to reconsider my life choices up to now because I have never done this before.

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RMA
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have been on a Vegemite binge the last few weeks, having a Vegemite sandwich for lunch every day. Nice on toast too, or crackers. The trick is not to slather it on like peanut butter.

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Kitty Jordan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm, my Aussie friend taught me this: You took untoasted bread, put on butter and vegemite, then another slice of untoasted bread, and ate it. I adored it. She said I was the first American over the age of 5 she had ever met who enjoyed it lol

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Twist Ed
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, nah.. Can be sanga or toast!! Promite is great too,

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Deidre Goodluck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You do so eat it in a sandwich. Fresh white bread with butter and a smidgen of Vegemite is a staple for school lunches. Or my favourite which is Vegemite and cheese.

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Peta Hurley-Hill
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We do eat it in sandwiches too. It's nice with cheese and lettuce. Mind you, I'm Australian and I don't eat the stuff. It gives me dreadful heartburn ,so I eat Promite instead (vegetable based not yeast based like Vegemite).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course we eat Vegemite in sandwiches. Not sure who told the OP otherwise but they’re wrong. A Vegemite or cheese and Vegemite sandwich is a staple. I prefer Vegemite in a fresh crusty roll myself.

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Graeme Goode
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely no problem putting vegemite on on sandwhich...as an Aussie I know. Try putting a slice of cheese in the sand'o also, it rocks :D

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Alita C
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can have it as a sandwich, just the same as toast though with butter and a light spread

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Angel Williams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aussie here: I have vegemite in sandwiches, especially with cheese and/or tomato or with chips/crisps. Nothing wrong with it. The trick is to use a minimal scraping, unless you really really love it thicker. Also makes a great baste (watered down in boiling water like Oxo cubes) for chicken or beef.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vegemite/Marmite are good as seasonings, too, if you use just a tiny bit (soups, stews, rice, noodles, etc).

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Aradia Sayner
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 53 and I still eat Vegemite sandwiches. Still a happy little Vegemite.

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Kaedy Doyle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before heartburn stopped me from eating it, a thick spread of butter and a thin layer of vegemite on fresh white bread (in a sandwich) was the best.

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Tarryn Louise
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have vegemite sandwiches.... what fake Aussie were you talking to??? It does not ONLY need to be done on toast.... How stupid. They are correct on the measurements for beginners with vegemite.... but don't believe that it is not used on soft white bread with margarine and cheese slice. It's a literal staple for my self and my kids as a snack.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son bought some vegemite once, just out of curiosity, and I tried it, on toast, it was disgusting.

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John
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alright I'm a fairly well educated American who has never traveled abroad. What the hell are you all talking about? Vegemite vs Marmite? What is it? Crushed veggies?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vegemite and cheese sandwich surely? I should clarify, I'm a Brit who doesn't like Marmite but likes Vegemite (I find the taste milder). I'll be burned at the stake in the town square for this post.

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TJ
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a scraping on toast everyday for breakfast, on a sandwich sometimes, on vita wheats, Saos. My kids lick it off the spoon when they have mouth ulcers.

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Nobody
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

vegemite is another deadly thing that lives in Australia. Everybody knows Marmite is the only yeast extract spread.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those who haven't grown up with it I would strongly suggest that the above method is one of the best ways to try Vegemite for the first time. I myself pretty much only eat Vegemite in this manner. As an Australian, I have only ever encountered a singular wrong way to eat Vegemite. No matter how many times I've witnessed my father consume it in this fashion, it will never be okay to cut a slab of tasty cheese at least a CM thick, slather it with Vegemite, and then for some inexplicable reason, cover it in honey. Not in a sandwich or anything, just slab of cheese + copious amounts of Vegemite + equal amount of honey. FYI - If you ever come across the little breakfast prepacked portions at a hotel, these can be consumed by themselves to ensure that you have your weekly salt intake in under an hour, such as during long distance car travel. Can also alleviate boredom in class. If required, you will find that Vegemite storage is one of the best uses for the many pockets of your school blazer.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's Marmite in the UK. You just can't beat a Marmite and watercress sandwich. Thin spread of Marmite and big handful of watercress. It's like a salt and pepper sandwich. Use bread with seeds in, you'll probably get a halo it's so good for you.

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Beth L
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hear me out: cheese, butter, and Vegemite on toast is an open-face sandwich anyways.

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Phil Green
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vegemite is just a cheap imitation of Marmite... Seriously though, there is nothing wrong with either between two pieces of buttered, or margarined, bread, with sliced raw onions, a piece of cheese... On toast is also good. Or, diced, par-boiled potatoes, sauteed in some hot oil and Marmite/Vegemite.... Thank me after you've tried it.

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KING ILLEGAL FOREST
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I grew up with marmite, and I still cannot fathom how anyone can find it tasty.

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Izzy Curer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, it's a condiment, not the main affair? Sort of like how you wouldn't just eat a ketchup sandwich

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what? you can totally eat it as a sandwich. vegemite goes with many products. english muffins, toast, sandwiches, crumpets, rolls, grilled cheese, pastry scrolls etc. You can even have vegemite chocolate and ice cream. It's delicious.

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Judes
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sometimes have vegemite on bread. But it is better on toast.

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Deborah B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You put a little bit of marmite (only the NZ stuff, not the disgusting UK sort) under the cheese in a grilled cheese, or it's toast, buttered, with a small amount of marmite, and sliced tomato with a little salt and pepper.

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Mosheh Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eating vegemite (or Marmite) is, in itself, wrong. Some German dude said "Let's scrape the bottom of these beer barrels, add salt, and give it to the Brits because they love disgusting foods". He was right, and Marmite was born. The Australians decided to up the ante, and added rotting vegetables to the mix, and called it "Vegemite".

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People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time It might have been said already, but I got tired of scrolling.

I don't know if it's "most", but I know it's fairly common to rinse off your pasta after you drain the water. Don't do that.

Also, cooking the pasta until it sticks to a wall means you over cooked it.

I've read plenty of ways "to make your pasta better" but those two simple things are the only ones that really made any difference to me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The issue is this - once I pour the al dente pasta into the colander to drain, it's still cooking. If I leave it there for 5 mins while readying my sauce or whatever, it gets too soft. Rinsing lowers the temp of the pasta so it stops cooking and my al dente stays al dente. Am I missing something?

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People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time I don't know about most people, but growing up I always thought I hated guavas because they were so dry. Turns out, my parents used to cut out the best part--the fleshy seedy inside-- and serve me the dry rinds...

Edit: since a lot of the comments are confused, I'd like to clear a few things up.
My parents would cut out where the seeds are and eat the green part + the white parts where there are no seeds. not sure if that's fully the rind; I guess the easiest way to compare it is with a watermelon: it's like cutting away the red flesh and eating the skin + white part. no, my parents don't hate me (maybe for other reasons) because I've seen them throw away the seeds. we are Vietnamese and my parents prefer the dry, crunchy texture with some chili salt and think the seeds cause constipation.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guy goes into the doctor with lettuce in his hair, carrots sticking out of his ears and beans in his nose. He says despondently, "Doctor, what's wrong with me?" Doc says "Well first of all, you are not eating right."

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People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time Not many people know but you are supposed to remove the membrane that is on the bottom of a rack of ribs before you cook them. It makes them easier to cut and eat.

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People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time If you eat salmon to have a healthy meal, it's more beneficial to leave the skin on... just fry it with some salt/pepper until it's crispy.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or give the skin to your dog, who will greet this gift with zoomies and joy.

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People Explain That They Or Someone They Knew Have Been Eating These 30 Foods Wrong For The Longest Time Up until a couple of years ago (22 currently) I thought you were supposed to bite the skin off the apple then eat it.


If I didn't have a knife I would spend my time biting around the entire apple, spitting the skin out, then eating it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most people eat the skin of an apple. It's odd that someone would peel it off with their teeth.

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