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Why oh why does it feel so good to be bad? Especially when it comes to breaking the rules our parents repeatedly taught us in our childhoods, the same mantras repeating like a faulty record player. 

Don’t walk across the road without a zebra crossing? Running laps in the middle of the road at 3 a.m. Don’t talk to strangers? Chatting up every single human being that comes into the thrift store. Don’t play with your food? Placing random food items into places that they don’t belong. 

That third one is what we’ll be looking at a lot today, as we’ve got quite the list ready for you, dear Pandarandas. All thanks to the Facebook group “Food In Places It Shouldn’t Be,” who have dedicated their precious time and effort to compiling some of the most confusing yet endearing combos we’ve ever dared to place our eyeballs onto. 

So grab onto your seats, don’t forget to vote for your favorites, and if you want more chaos once you’re done with this, then we’ve got another nice article waiting for you right here

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Marie Dahme
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then again if I were TSA, question it. If you need copious amounts of white powder in a box masquerading around as “pancake mix” …test the mix to ensure it isn’t really drugs.

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Amy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TSA really doesn't care about drugs. They're worried about things that might take down a plane. Customs, on the other hand...

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Sir salad
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bruh imagine not making pancakes from scratch it’s so easy. Smh

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Benita Valdez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not unusual especially on international flights. We used to bring treats down to South America that my family couldn't get there; my abuela loved her sweets. And when my friend visited Croatia she brought popcorn kernels for her family. We live in the US. I'd also bring home a specific coffee that I can't even get online and I won't allow my family to ship to me because shipping is about $50 usd per kilo; the bag is 2 kilos.

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Cin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as you followed all the entry rules with food, I doubt they would care.

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JinxBox
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is literally the easiest thing to mix, flour milk and eggs -when did America decide this was too hard? Seriously the helplessness drives ne crazy, even children in Finland can do that without a ready mix product 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Holly Stevens
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is Ube pancake mix, it's a Filipino food and you can only get ube from Filipino markets. This person had a favourite food that they wanted to enjoy when they traveled somewhere that may not have the ingredients, so knock the judgemental tone down several notches

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ChocolateCake
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know that EXACT type of pancake mix. pretty good, kinda coconutty

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Cuppa tea?
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Few times I had leg of lamb in checked -in luggage. As lamb is not very much available in my home country. And Irish lamb is delicious.

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Jennifer Foster
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the Ube pancake mix from Trader Joe's! I really wanted it, but it was gone SUPER fast. :(

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Falcon on Dizzy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

inspirational TSA agent can't hurt you, he isn't real. inspirational TSA agent:

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Phoenix Hocking
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My late husband and I once brought back six bottles of Kikkoman Japanese Style Steak Sauce from Hawaii. We couldn't find it on the mainland.

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DrGirlfriend
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All I can think of is Dave Chappelle show skit with Rick James, " cocaine is a hellofa drug". Ahah

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Lee Henderson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tell yankee transplants down here (Fredericksburg, Va) that if you grew up here, you grew up with Bisquik (pancakes, drop biscuits, coating for chicken)

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Belle Miles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

31 bucks on Amazon. Purple sweet potato pancakes. That's OK.

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Mabelbabel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I've visited my sister overseas, half of my suitcase is full of jars of marmite, galaxy chocolate and boiled sweets like cola cubes, Kopp Kopps, aniseed balls and Yorkshire mixture. She's found local substitutes for most things, but Marmite is hard to come by. The sniffer dog at the airport on landing was very interested in my case.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd be afraid to bring that because they'd probably think it was drugs and it would be a whole thing while they tested it and I'd miss my flight and be very stressed out.

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TheBadHalfofHel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like my luggage when I went to visit my daughter in Austria, except Velvetta Macaroni and Cheese!

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Maria Rodriguez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as it was actually pancake mix... Did they test it for narcotics

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Mihai Mara
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He really must have said that, Rebecca, and everyone in the airport danced and clapped.

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L hill
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And her boyfriend realized she was " The One" and chased her before she got on the plane and people clapped and cheered even more.yay!!

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I asked a question at the very beginning of this article—why does it feel so good to be bad? It’s a big question, with a lot of paths to explore, so I suppose, why not try to find the meaning of the chaos that is life whilst we’re busy questioning the sanity of the people that decided to place all these food items in all these random places? 

The obvious first answer to that question is that it allows us to partake in what is forbidden without all the promised consequences. If you disobey, you get punished. Try playing with your food for instance. You don’t want to eat the goop that tastes like your playdough, so you start molding castles with it. 

Then you don’t get any dinner, and your mum is annoyed at you for being a talented architect of the food variety. So what if half of it fell on the floor? So what if the walls of the castle are caving in and pooling like a sad snowman at the break of spring—you don’t care too much about it, until your stomach growls and there’s nothing left to eat. 

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You’re not eating your castle, are you? That’d be the same as eating your bed! Disgusting. But if we reel back on the consequences front, we’re always told that something bad will happen if we don’t follow the rules. You’ll go to jail, you’ll be hurt, you’ll be poisoned, you’ll die, die, die, die, die… 

So, watching someone else commit a crime that leads to very mild consequences of the karmic variety gets us closer to being the troublemaker we’re too scared to be. Watching something that isn’t supposed to be merged together into unholy matrimony is as endearing as watching two toddlers playing in the sand, building castles, and learning that sand isn’t a tasty snack. Albeit cronchy. 

To be honest, chaos can be a little addictive, especially when we’re sheltered from it all by design. As discussed by Dr. Kurt Smith, the Clinical Director of Guy Stuff Counseling & Coaching, chaos triggers both physical and psychological reactions that provide some level of gratification or euphoria. The more we experience it, the more we crave it. 

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It makes us feel alive, as though we have a purpose, and, in turn, it makes us feel like we’re actually somewhat in control, even if that means placing a slice of cheese onto the flushing handle of a toilet. Who’s gonna stop you? No one, that’s who! Cue maniacal laughter. 

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Gordan Blažević
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Knowing anthropologists, when they don't really understand something, they conclude it had some ritualistic function...

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Though, as with all good things, chaos should be enjoyed responsibly, as too much of a good thing can damage you. Chaotic environments create stress, taking a toll on you both psychologically and physically. The rise in blood pressure and increase in cortisol levels, which in turn affects weight, disrupts sleep patterns, and provides an environment for chronic inflammation to develop—all of these can lead to negative long-term physical problems.

Thus, moderation is key. Besides, we only live once! Why not go out and have a little bit of chaotic fun placing random food items into random things, or coming up with some bizarre combinations that Dr. Frankenstein would be proud of? At the end of the day, those experiences will form the foundations of our stories and give us a base to grow as characters. 

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So why does it feel good to be bad? The endeavor into the chaotic, especially when the consequences are perceived to be limited, is an exciting, albeit stress-inducing, adventure, from which we can learn and most importantly feel. It brings us back to the present; it helps us forget about the woes of the future and the past and just focus on the silliness of existing in the moment. 

It can also feel as though you’re taking revenge on someone who has hurt you—like by stealing that last piece of cake you were so looking forward to—or it can make you feel as though you’re unique and different from everyone else. The little special snowflake that melts as soon as heat is applied. Aka you will be thrown into a volcano if obnoxious. You’ve been warned.

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As you continue scrolling through this article, make sure to continue voting on your favorite horrid concoctions and the strangest food placements. Also, leave your opinions in the comments below—what would be an epically weird food combo? 

Enjoy, live life to the fullest, don’t hurt anyone (you yourself included), and make a grilled cheese sammich or build a castle. Bye!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm dying to know what happened? Someone in a state of shock took the lasagna out of the oven, into the car, drove it to the store, put it in the cart, but not too obvious, showed it around a bit and then abandoned the poor thing?

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