Do you believe that the stars determine your fate? I don't. But this internet challenge got me to rethink my beliefs. Even if for a little while. I just didn't want to miss out on the fun everyone's having on Twitter. And tumblr. And pretty much everywhere on the internet. People are googling the term "Florida Man" plus their birthday (the year is optional) and the news story or stories that show up in the results are what defines their future. Mine was "Squirrel attacks Florida man, rodent was raised by neighbor." Classic Florida man. Scroll down to check out what others got and tell us your fortune in the comments!

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Lotte
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1 year ago

I spit my water out while reading rip my laptop

Tasha Duperron
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1 year ago

Try microwaving it?

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Kristy P
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1 year ago

It was debunked last summer. Didn't happen.

glowworm2
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1 year ago

Aw! I'm kind of disappointed now. I also wonder how one even microwaves a microwave.

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Michelle Line
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1 year ago

Well, when I tried my birthday, the 1st page of results were all about this "Florida man" challenge.

Ava Barrero
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1 year ago

Mine says Florida man August 17 “Florida man arrested with two cans of fart spray

Isabel Frost
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1 year ago

"I think I'll try this new cologne," he said.

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First.time.in.Space
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1 year ago

Oh, that one is a classic. Such an honorable way to die.

Navy Girl
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1 year ago

Florida man claimed to be surrounded by cats and alligators before being arrested for murder

Jo Johannsen
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1 year ago

There's a microwave small enough to fit inside another (there's a) microwave (large enough)????

Jillian Player
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1 year ago

first prize Darwin award goes to him

June Evans
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1 year ago

June 10, A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza.

glowworm2
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1 year ago

Why was he microwaving a microwave?

Merps
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1 year ago

For me it’s Florida man accused of beating father to death while out at sea

Luis Milian
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1 year ago

why they called this an "Epic death"? its just stupit

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1 year ago

Mine is florida man aressted after throwing toilet in illinois, police say XD

Dryft Cat
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1 year ago

...

Jada Perry
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1 year ago

I got this one Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand (???? confusion mark)

Just saying
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1 year ago

https://wgno.com/2018/10/25/fl-man-arrested-for-throwing-sausages-at-his-mom/

Lachlan Steininger
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1 year ago

I immediately thought of mrbeast

Kai
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1 year ago

In the first place, how could he fit the microwave in the microwave lol

Ceamm
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1 year ago

Mr beast?

Artur Niedzielski
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1 year ago

Hm... mine. Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked "Breathalyzer ...

ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl
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1 year ago

(h) ok then...Moving on.

Henryetta Olsson
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1 year ago

Why

Michelle Line
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1 year ago

No effing way!

Red
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1 year ago

He tried to microwave a microwave 😂😂😂

Addison Lucas
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1 year ago

why is that me

N S
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1 year ago

yup, that a Florida man!

Gregory Kolacz
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1 year ago

How does one, if so inclined... Microwave a microwave?? Curious.

lazy panda
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1 year ago

#florida

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Maren Langos
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1 year ago

So many questions...

Kaisu Rei
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1 year ago

Just... Why

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panda_legerdemain
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1 year ago

Atleast its heartwarming and not crazy

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The 'Florida Man' meme became popular after someone created an entire Twitter account, dedicated solely to collecting news headline descriptions of bizarre domestic incidents involving a male subject residing in the state of Florida. 

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

not all of us Floridians are crazy. lol

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panda_legerdemain
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1 year ago

Hehe

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The @_FloridaMan Twitter feed was launched on January 26th, 2013 and the account received over 64,000 followers in just a month.

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Veronica likes to draw
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1 year ago

what did I just read

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Kaisu Rei
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1 year ago

What

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Now, the Florida Man even has his own subreddit with 443k subscribers. The meme is even entering popular culture. On February 2nd, 2015, filmmaker Sean Dunne released a documentary titled "Florida Man," which features interviews with eccentric residents of the wacky state. Moreover, on March 10th, 2015, the Orlando Sentinel reported that the Tampa-based craft brewery company Cigar City Brewing has launched a beer brand named "Florida Man Double IPA" in tribute to the meme, with the bottle packaging featuring a photoshopped image of Ricky Lee Kalichun's mugshot from @_FloridaMan's Twitter profile picture.

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Kaisu Rei
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1 year ago

I remember seeing this, he was holding the scissors with his feet

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Alex K
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1 year ago

could be canadian

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BlackestDawn
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1 year ago

Preeeeetty sure the charges are actually obstructing traffic (or some such), the eating pancakes part is irrelevant to the charge and only an explanation of why he was stationary right there.

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Kaisu Rei
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1 year ago

Poor manatee though

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

this seems odd, but Florida normal

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panda_legerdemain
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1 year ago

Good lord!

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Toby Comics
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1 year ago

though unsafe, I admire his dedication

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

not the type of view you want

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Kristy P
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1 year ago

Plot twist: it was just his poop

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Smerv
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1 year ago

Hey you're supposed to threath with Coldplay lyrics, then achieve pizza

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Cyndi H
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1 year ago

Hey here's my birthday too!

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panda_legerdemain
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1 year ago

Well I guess one beer was enough

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Char Char
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1 year ago

Makes perfect sense.

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SnowyLynx
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1 year ago

That is too funny. Except for the security guard of course

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Toby Comics
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1 year ago

HELP ITS STILL ON ME! OH GOOD! POLICE! HELP GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

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Milena
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1 year ago

Apparently it's a thing in Florida, to attack people with food... ^-^

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

eeww wtf

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Stella Rose
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1 year ago

He needs some milk!

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Christine Holl
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1 year ago

Birthday buddies!

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not a scene
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1 year ago

why would you want to go back to middle school

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not a scene
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1 year ago

Was it one of those rentable ones that have invaded everything

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SnowyLynx
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1 year ago

what happened next?! I must know!

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Monika Soffronow
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1 year ago

We all know which Paralympic athlete he got that idea from

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Georgann Haeffner
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1 year ago

These are too funny. Mine is a guy flying down the interstate hanging onto the hood of the car. My daughter's is a guy making a beer run carrying his alligator. I had no idea Florida had so many squirrelly people!!

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