I Spent 5 Years Illustrating 250 First World Problems, Meanwhile Taylor Swift Stole My Name

The funny thing is, they actually understand what you are "saying". ♥

The problem is that my dentist also wear face masks, so neither of us know what the other person is talking about.

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It would be cool if you also stated some statistics on the bottom of the photo, attached to the image about countries which can't afford to go to the dentist, the image itself is great and it would raise awareness. Just some food for thought :)

Request your royalties!

Again, so cool

"OH I am in the movies Zombies".

The worst. I swear our cats spill their water dishes on purpose!

Particularly bad if it's puppy wee and right next to an open door.

One question where did the water come from?

Dern dog did it again. Yuk!

Sometimes I scare myself when I do this

I feel confident about my looks, until this happens, lol.

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I came back from vacation with a dozen pics of my forehead. "Delete, delete......."

Clothes makers lagging behind the times! Bigger pockets please!

Interesting to know this doesn't just happen with tiny womenswear pockets. :)

Well maybe a man bag, no? Uh, no purses! Hmm, you could tuck it away somewhere, but taking it out might prove a bit of a problem.

Don't dive into a pool with it inside. That is why it is too small.

But, bananas come in their own natural casing.

If my husband doesn't eat his daily banana it comes back looking like he's played football with it and then sat on it for the journey home. It's never going to be looked after while he's out and about and if he's not going to put the poor fruit out of its misery by eating it then so be it - I gave up and bought a case. Most bananas have fitted in fine.

How embarrassing.

use a spectacles case

It's the seat-makers fault. Whoever thought that one armrest between two people was a good idea?

Same for airplane seats.

I hate the people who put their feet up on the back of the empty seat next to you. Ewww!!!

Apparently, when you're famous, real people don't matter.

"OK Swift this has gone on long enough you have been served".

Like she doesn't have her own name. Was it a totally random coincidence?

Which is what the pull strings are for. So you can hide in the shell

Fingers don't work Pal?

Be glad for the moisture.

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Buy a hat.

I thought for a second that you are going to cut evil guy´s hand off...then I realize that it´s just a key...but it seemed kind of right for that second :D

Maybe he was secretly in love with you?

The guy is hinting he wants you to be on top of him.

But that's HIS locker. He can't possibly use a different one. People can be that way about parking spots, restaurant tables, etc. On every sit-com, the gang always sits at the same table, like it's being held just for them.

Ok, but consider this: this actually hurts.

My garage door doesn't even have a handle on the outside, so without the remote you have to to inside and push a button - major effort, not sure I'll survive.

Get some more batteries. And install them. Problem solved. Lol

It must be sooo hard! Poor poor thing..

And then when I exit too!

Now thats pure cruelty! :0

Oh, the agony! Now you'll have to go by Starbucks on your way to work! Don't worry, there's one on every corner.

My husband would NEVER do that. He'd stretch the last coffee grains so that we can both get at least small cups.

None. Ever. That should sort out that one for you.

The Disney birds must have had the day off or maybe they were circling another plane

OMG, Kayla didn't have a quip for this one?