30 Jokes About Not Having Enough Money That Hit A Little Too Close To Home

It's kept me going lo these many years. 😂😂

incorrect spelling but more upvotes that i can ever imagine having .-.

One might say they were... very pitty I should go

Makes a phonecall in discreet panic "Buy all avocados! ... you don't know what stock?? ... They buy everything, this is an insider tip I got at the Convo! ... yes, it's legit why do you ask!?"

People say sosialism is for weak or dumb states, but in reality sosialism pays you a little money every month so you dont Jack up crime rates and hang in the streets every day. Its very smart and so mych easier.

counterpoint: most people want to work, but the work has to be meaningful, fulfilling, and worth our time. We don't want to work just to scrabble for survival.

Preach!

How I hate that phrase

Rich people say money doesn't buy happiness in an attempt to dissuade hungry poor people from eating them.

Indeed. A sense of security does wonders for digging a soul out of constant worry

Girl, that’s the entire point of the post

That’s the point…

You probably would never buy a used tire, either. I have. When you're making $3.35 an hour and driving a $600 car that uses a quart of oil every thirty miles, dropping five bucks on one old tire makes more sense

Been there it's not fun

I think that is the point.

You're right, but I think what they mean by "new" is that they got a single used tire, that was "new" to them. Most tire shops won't install a single new tire for warranties and such.

The issue is POVERTY not the tire.

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Thanks for making sure we all know that you’re not poor like the rest of us Ken!

That's what makes it a great example of the tough choices the poor face.

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I sincerely do not mean to be rude, but if you can afford to keep a car at all you aren't exactly on the poverty line, are you?

More than that, though... For reasons, I didn't have access to banking for many years. It was so expensive to just pay my bills. I spent at least $15/month in fees to just give companies my money. And one bill I had to pay in person because the only other way involved a bank account. It was 57 miles, round trip.

And that it's killing me....

Knowlegde and science like this is the only way true change will come from the top down. Knowledge changes some good peoples actions, and the algoritm for some bad people. And combined it makes a small small change. Or we could use it as motivation to revolt so this generational degeneration is disrupted before "our" kids gets it even worse.

You also don't need to go to med school. Just go out on the street and ask a homeless person.

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"Have you tried not beeing poor?"

"You should have 3 months of bills saved up right now to get you out of this situation!!! What are you blowing your money on????" Uhhhh bills?? Thanks for nothing Dad

“Just get a higher-paying job!”

My mother is highly disconnected because she's been paid for her entire life. She gave me a book about "debt free by 30". I looked at a few things just to see how out of touch it was. One of the things it said was "If you are a manager of a restaurant or something, don't please a nice, new BMW or something. Just buy a lower end car." The two writers of the book came from rich families, who paid for them to attend college, and then got them writer positions at big News networks, or TV networks. -_- My only debt is school loans, and my car (which I saved up to put half the money down immediately).

Ask Dad for a quick mil to get you through yachting season, it's embarrassing but you'll get over it

LOL If spending money is what makes money then where's all that payback after we pay the bills and buy groceries? XD