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Art history can be an incredibly complicated topic and a really tough nut to crack for anyone who hasn’t spent years upon years learning the various intricacies and subtleties needed to master the subject.

Luckily for all art lovers who just haven’t got the time to understand all the ins and outs of art history, the internet has provided some hilarious and easy-to-grasp tips on how to recognize the work of famous painters. Here is a list of the funniest and most accurate advice, so that you can impress your friends and family the next time you go to a museum or want to talk about something impressive at the dinner table. Scroll down, upvote your favorites, and leave us a comment with your views about art, classical paintings and what you thought of these tips.

#1

If Everyone – Including The Women – Looks Like Putin, Then It’s Van Eyck

If Everyone – Including The Women – Looks Like Putin, Then It’s Van Eyck

Jan van Eyck

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Danish Dynomummy
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bwahaha, never even noticed before

N G
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But what if it's a painting of Putin in women's clothing?

Bill
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was just a phase that most vampires go through during their second century

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Molly A. Block
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am really digging that wall hanging-- it's a mirror? And there seems to be writing above it, like those decals we can now buy to put on our walls that have a quirky saying. Anyone notice those painful shoes on the floor? No toe strap either.

Joann Casey
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The writing translates to "Jan van Eyck was here 1434", the tiny circles around the mirror depict scenes in the life of Christ.

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Autistic Cupcake Panda
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even the little dog in the first picture looks like Putin.

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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #2

    If It’s Something You Saw On Your Acid Trip Last Night, It’s Dali

    If It’s Something You Saw On Your Acid Trip Last Night, It’s Dali

    Salvador Dalí

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    Jody Brown
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't do drugs; I *am* drugs." -- Salvador Dali

    Hugo Raible
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many micrograms of acid do you need for such effects? Asking for a friend.

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something Dali saw on HIS acid trip last night.

    Ella Blackwood
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could also be Hieronymus Bosch though too.

    XxRayne CloudxX
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you zoom into the closest castle looking thingy or whatever you can see a naked woman ♀️

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    #3

    If Everyone Looks Like Hobos Illuminated Only By A Dim Streetlamp, It’s Rembrandt

    If Everyone Looks Like Hobos Illuminated Only By A Dim Streetlamp, It’s Rembrandt

    Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn

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    Chancey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This description is priceless!!!! LMAO

    Sanne H.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rembrandt did more than just self portraits, but the specific lighting is indeed his trade mark.

    Marcellus the Third
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't really help distinguishing it from Caravaggio, TBH.

    Ulla Untermaier
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caravaggios paintings have sharper lining for me, it's not that blurred. They look clearer.

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    Claudia Leon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was true until they started cleaning up his paintings. The "real" Rembrandt is quite light and cheerful - well, maybe not cheerful 😎

    Taylor Carroll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Candle, more like. Caravaggio would have been the lamp.

    Juliana Blewett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are both self portraits so ....

    Jeff Diamond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a lot of his are self-portraits. Suggests something about him...

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    The person behind most of the art tips is Redditor DontTacoBoutIt. Unfortunately, their account now appears to be dead, but Bored Panda tried reaching out to them for an interview nonetheless. The tips have seen widespread success online, with over 8,800 upvotes and more than 1.17 million views on Imgur.

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    The Redditor’s explanations about how well-known artists can be recognized at a single glance are as informative as they are blunt and funny. For example, you can know almost for sure that a painting was done by Peter Paul Rubens if everyone’s naked and they all have very large derrières (‘butts’, the word means ‘butts’). And if everyone in a painting looks a bit like Russia’s leader Vladimir Putin, then you can bet your hat that it’s probably Jan van Eyck’s work.

    #4

    If The Paintings Have Lots Of Little People In Them But Also Have A Ton Of Crazy Bulls#%t, It’s Bosch

    If The Paintings Have Lots Of Little People In Them But Also Have A Ton Of Crazy Bulls#%t, It’s Bosch

    Hieronymus Bosch

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    Natalia Sanchez
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the artist who draws Where's Waldo?

    Linda Ollis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ❤️ The reason we have two huge prints.

    Joseph rick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets never ever forget this artist painted when the christian church had for the preceeding 1000 years slaughtered anyone they deemed to be a non believer heratic etc it was a crime to paint from your imagination and they only way Bosch avoided certain death was to lie that the images came from his dreams. Dreams were deemed to be god given. Consider also that Boschs fellow renaissance painters only ever painted staid acceptable portraits Mona lisa etc, This master of arts was painting directly from his imagination hundreds of years before Dali, none of your posed copied objects from real life. No accident extreme religion and its attendant Realism and ultra realism art is back again in these times of extreme conservatism and catastrophic change.

    Julieta S.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the original , it's beautiful. You can stare at it for hours

    mst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree and I did, Bosch is probably my favourite.

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not "crazy b******t" it has a lot of meaning.

    Weezie Ray
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, no reason it can't be both. It's very meaningful crazy b******t. (And I'm a big fan of Bosch.)

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    TiaCalenture
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude parties way harder than I ever have.

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of naked little people.

    Ed Souza
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like imagination land.

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    #5

    If Everybody Has Some Sort Of Body Malfunction, Then It’s Picasso

    If Everybody Has Some Sort Of Body Malfunction, Then It’s Picasso

    Pablo Ruiz Picasso 

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    Gabi X.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one is literally a dickface

    Peko
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's a painting of his mistress. Make of that what you will.

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    Petra Hagenreiner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not really true. He changed his style over the years. As a teen/young man he used to paint realistic pictures For example: https://images.app.goo.gl/MhAQsG8JybfcubM59

    Ina O
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But remember that Picasso during BLUE PERIOD his paintings were totally different.

    Ed Souza
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know taste is subjective... but damn, I don't know why anyone would like these paintings.

    Dianna
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second one has tongues coming out of her eyes.

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    Joseph rick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picasso the child prodigy could by the age of 7 draw anything to absolute super realism photographic like a lot of todays art. What he's doing here is revolutionary a myriad of things he's experimenting with away from ultra realism. For instance the split 2D images are 3d representations and the use of a straight line with juxtaposed curves all contributing to his greatest gift to the creative and thinking world and with the human shape in particular but all shapes, reducing them down to their barest essential elements... and if you know anything at all about all the creative elements of our existence on this planet you would know/recognise this in an instance.

    onize osho
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I under stand all that but for me, a lot of Picasso's paintings aren't aesthetically pleasing. I do know he was trying to make a political point with some though.

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    Michelle Evans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh...the second one has Nolan written on it

    BINI
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hm. I like it, Picasso.”

    Tyler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    picasso also made a bunch of paintings that were more anatomically correct

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    #6

    Lord Of The Rings Landscapes With Weird Blue Mist And The Same Wavy-Haired Aristocratic-Nose Madonna, It’s Da Vinci

    Lord Of The Rings Landscapes With Weird Blue Mist And The Same Wavy-Haired Aristocratic-Nose Madonna, It’s Da Vinci

    Leonardo da Vinci

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    My O My
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little boy on her lap looks so bored

    Grumble O'Pug
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's contemplating his death, his reason for his birth, he has a lot on his mind.

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be known as Leonardo. Da Vinci was not his surname, it means "from Vinci", the town where he was born.

    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Giant was not a surname. Andre was just a big guy.

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    Ann M Clinkscales
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the children all have adult facial features!

    Juliana Blewett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But hey, at least the babies aren't monstrosities.

    Pam Akers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adult faces on little children.

    Sarah Corrigan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are her hands so big? It's scary lol

    Robert Youdontneedit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...It’s Da Vinci" *sigh* His name wasn't "Da Vinci"; it was "Leonardo". The use of "da Vinci" (note the proper capitalization) was sometimes appended simply to differentiate him from other Leonardos, such as Leonardo da Pisa. Leonardo came from the town of Vinci, and "da Vinci" simply means "of Vinci" or "from Vinci". No one called Leonardo "da Vinci" in his lifetime, anywhere, ever. And anyone who does so today sounds like a philistine.

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    So you can show off to your pals even more at your next soirée, here are some more facts to drop about Rubens and van Eyck (besides talking about butts and Putin of course).

    A Flemish painter born sometime around 1380-1390, van Eyck is known as one of the early innovators of Early Netherlandish painting and one of the most important representatives of what’s known as Early Northern Renaissance art. As a master painter, he was employed by John III the Pitiless, the ruler of Holland and Hainaut, as well as Philip the Good, the Duke of Burgundy. Van Eyck wasn’t just a painter, he also acted as a diplomat for Philip. 

    #7

    If You See A Ballerina, It’s Degas

    If You See A Ballerina, It’s Degas

    Edgar Degas

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    My O My
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The upper one is lovely

    Souma Spiritus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ballerina in the second image is possibly contemplating on consuming my soul.

    David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Degas was a little too obsessed with pubescent female ballerinas.

    Amanda Hunter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dress made of the fabric with the same design as the lower picture, it was beautiful.

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    #8

    Dappled Light And Unhappy Party-Time People, Then It’s Manet

    Dappled Light And Unhappy Party-Time People, Then It’s Manet

    Édouard Manet 

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be unhappy too if I was trying to sit on the bench and enjoy my alone time and some random guy started hitting on me

    Joann Casey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she might poke him in the nuts with that umbrella

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    Melissa Spray
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have said for Manet, it would be his tendency to have the subjects of the painting staring boldy right at you, more than anything else. This example is more the exception, than the rule. It isn't really unhappy party time, it's more of a "Why don't you rest here for a while, and I'll go have a smoke...or I can stay here, if you'd rather." She looks exhausted...Probably after the long promenade in walking gown and corset, around the conservatory (think extensive botanical gardens, more than just greenhouse, as we thing a conservatory is today.) and he looks a little worried, to me.

    Tilly Jean
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That woman looks like she has seen some serious s**t.

    Natalie H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Couple’s Dilemma that has lasted eons: Man: Darling, what’s the matter? Lady: NOTHING….

    Robin Freemon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, it’s as old as Adam and Eve, he giving her the “why not’s”.

    Lorraine R
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Unhappy party-time people"?? What about "The Dead Toreador"? What about "The Old Musician"?

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    #9

    If Everyone Is Beautiful, Naked, And Stacked, It’s Michelangelo

    If Everyone Is Beautiful, Naked, And Stacked, It’s Michelangelo

    Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why my comment was down voted? I'm a queer woman myself, queer is a perfectly normal academic word to use (there's queer studies, queer literature studies, queer film studies). Queer is simply an umbrella term like the LGBT, only queer encompasses only sexualities while LGBT encompasses gender identities as well. I'm a queer woman and I'm attracted to women. Michelangelo was a queer man and he was attracted to men. The reason I don't use the word homosexual is because he never specified his sexuality and I don't feel comfortable assigning a specific sexuality for someone unless they have specified it themselves. Hopefully this clears it up for some of you 😊

    Jessica Strickland
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my generation, the word queer went from meaning strange or odd to being a derogatory term used to insult. So, I assume there are people not closely associated with the LGBTQ community that still considers it rude. Personally, I still tense up at the word for a few seconds, assuming someone will take offense until I remember the LGBT community "took it back".

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he was queer, so I'm not surprised he enjoyed drawing men like this

    Tina Hugh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um. Kaisu’s queer. They explain the word very nicely above. It’s become neutral. /p/ I get that you’re angry because you remember when ‘queer’ was really insulting, but let’s err on the side of kindness? And I’m directing that to myself too. It’s not easy to do

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    Linda Janssen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also when the women look like men with incorrect boobs put on them, it's Michelangelo.

    Molly A. Block
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stacked man has smallest penis on record.

    Moe Lewis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny fact - during the time period, small penises were associated with intelligence and rationale, whereas larger genitalia was associated with brutishness and a lack of intelligence. What Michelangelo is saying here is that Adam is beautiful, stacked, and if we're taking into account his size, an absolute Einstein.

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    Max Mustermann
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like: When guys look beefy and manly and the women look beefy and manly

    Nacho CR
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If women look like weightlifters, it's Michelangelo 😅

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stacked? Maybe the women, but the men are pretty much all meat and no potatoes...

    Kim Savant
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always found his figures to have a strange combination of "fit" and "baby fat". Also, I don't find the men's hair very flattering. Makes me wonder what kind of hair style were popular back then.

    Raine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignoring all of the below comments about being gay.. Before i read those i was about to ask if thats a man hand he is reaching for, and perhaps suggest he might have been gay. Either way its about the art that made him famous .. not his sexuality.

    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a depiction of Adam, and he is reaching for the hand of God.

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    Annie F
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michelangelo's figures were once described as looking like "a condom stuffed with walnuts", and I've never been able to get that image out of my mind!

    Clare E
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Afraid that was Clive James's description of Arnold Schwarzenegger and nothing to do with Michelangelo.

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    Meanwhile, Rubens (who was also a Flemish painter) was born in 1577 and is thought to be the most influential artist of the Flemish Baroque tradition. Rubens was a specialist in making portraits, landscapes, altarpieces, and history paintings of mythological and allegorical subjects. Rubens was also a scholar and a diplomat who was knighted by Philip IV of Spain and Charles I of England.

    #10

    Dappled Light And Happy Party-Time People, It’s Renoir

    Dappled Light And Happy Party-Time People, It’s Renoir

    Pierre-Auguste Renoir

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    Starbelly Eleven
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I studied this painting, we learned that everyone in it is looking longingly at someone else. All the way down to the girl with the dog who isn't looking at anyone.

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have this print on my wall, but it got water damaged. I love it.There is so much going on in this painting.

    Angela Carpita
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Renior's people have slivered almond eyes and "baby" faces.

    Dario Tijerino
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like my fathers with the homies after they sent me to slepp

    Ez Liiva
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for this! I'm not artsy so I've always confuse Renoir & Manet.

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    #11

    Dappled Light But No Figures, It’s Monet

    Dappled Light But No Figures, It’s Monet

    Claude Monet 

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    natie marie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except some of Monet has figures

    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in his famous work, and not as detailed as Manet

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    Matthew Terry
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you suddenly think you forgot your glasses, it's Monet.

    Niffler_13
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else see a creepy face in the middle of the pond?

    Molly A. Block
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being that I've been legally blind my whole life, this is the one artists I DO GET.

    Melissa Spray
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monet painted what he saw, pretty exactly. I know, because I'm nearsighted, and that's what I see without my glasses!

    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monet's landscapes of flowers were always so pretty.

    Gavin Quick
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! A way to distinguish Manet from Monet!

    Jane Kaufmann
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monet's have plenty of figures! Love his work.

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    #12

    If The Images Have A Dark Background And Everyone Has Tortured Expressions On Their Faces, It’s Titian

    If The Images Have A Dark Background And Everyone Has Tortured Expressions On Their Faces, It’s Titian

    Tiziano Vecelli

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    6 years ago

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    MagNat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saint Sebastian looks just irritated about those arrows.

    M Dream
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right, it's not pain, it's irritation, feeling uncomfortable.. maybe the model was too bored. (shame on me)

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    Natalie KS
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd would also have a tortured expression if I had a bunch of arrows stuck in me!

    aurora50
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was young, artistic types would tell me I was a 'Titian red-head'!

    Kerri Albertson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like exasperated teenagers. Moooo-ooooom! Don't paint my picture!

    Parmeisan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to ask if it's Titian or Tiziano, but then I realized I could look it up pretty easily and it turns out it's either. Also Vecellio. Huh.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tiziano Vecelli or Vecellio, known in English as Titian"

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    QueenoftheSquids
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all look like someone is trying to tell them their opinion

    Matthew Terry
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the lower right looks like Michael Cera, with the usual tortured expression.

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    #13

    Excel Sheet With Coloured Squares, It’s Mondrian

    Excel Sheet With Coloured Squares, It’s Mondrian

    Piet Mondrian

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    Greg Hoggarth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being able to come up with something so simple to execute as this and convincing everyone it is great art worth lots of money.

    Kristy P
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it reminds you of the Partridge Family bus, it's Mondrian.

    Ian Osmond
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally get people going "What? This is ART?" But the thing is -- if you see it in person, and then you see other people doing what looks like the same style, you can tell that Mondrian is better. I can't explain it. But I was at a gallery that had Mondrians and other people doing the same thing, and so I deliberately didn't pay attention to which ones were the originals and which ones were copies -- and you could tell. I can't explain it. But Mondrian was genuinely better. And so there's something actually there. It's not just... I dunno ... faking it or something? There's an actual quality that you can see, to the point that I could tell the originals from people doing the same thing, without looking at the little cards saying which ones were which.

    Lorraine R
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the artist's soul shining through the work. As cliche as it sounds, it's the difference between something created to make money and something created because it is an expression of love for the work itself.

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    Elissa Korsakov
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contemporary art can be difficult for people to understand because "it's so simple" or "I could do that". Well ya didn't. They did. They thought of it first and did it first. It's hanging in a museum or gallery and worth more than you'll ever make so sit back down and relax and try to see the beauty in a simple and beautiful idea turned into an image to last a lifetime

    Jenn Unicorn Popping
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like when I make squares in "Paint" and fill em in..... :)

    Cathelijne Van
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. But does nobody know the story behind this??? Mondriaan did not wake up one day and painted this from scratch. It is a process of years in which you can see his work becoming more and more abstract until the basic colors remain. I see people say that he has no painting skills? I went to an exhibition long time ago and you could see he started with painting a tree and striped it to the bare essence. When you see the works together it all makes sense. Here's an (incomplete) overview of his works: https://nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lijst_van_werken_van_Piet_Mondriaan

    LB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's from my hometown. Like Picasso, he had really great realistic painting skills, and then gradually went more abstract. Knowing it's done on purpose and not because a lack of skill really changed my view on it. Somehow more meaningful, I guess.

    Stannous Flouride
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting aside: Alexander Calder said that he created his first mobiles in an attempt to create 3D versions of Mondrian's "Studies in Color" series.

    Leslie Cully
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember having a dress when I was 6 or so (1968?) that was basically this painting made from cloth. I thought it was very cool. :D

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    #14

    If The Paintings Have Tons Of Little People In Them But Otherwise Seem Normal, It’s Bruegel

    If The Paintings Have Tons Of Little People In Them But Otherwise Seem Normal, It’s Bruegel

    Pieter Bruegel the Elder

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    Jenn Unicorn Popping
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... little naked people is Bosch, little clothed people is Bruegel, got it!!!

    A. Sherlocat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of little clothed people going about their normal business in their daily life: Bruegel. Lots of little naked people getting up to absolute insanity and all manner of disgusting bodily functions (often with the 'assistance' of random birds, beasts, and demons): Bosch.

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    Jonkers Jonkers
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the 'Murder of the innocents', so I question 'normal' 🤣

    Valérie Le Plouhinec
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caution : the little clothed people may still occasionally poop through a window or show their butt.

    Alex Marano
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal? NORMAL? Please look again at these figures!

    Bert Debouwer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, I'm Flemish, like Breugel and we write the name differently. It's written BrEUgel. And that's also how it should be pronounced. I have no idea how I should pronounce "Bruegel"; that's not Flemish: https://forvo.com/word/pieter_brueghel/

    Dnelle1972
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You obviously haven't seen Bruegel's Netherlandish proverbs. Weird. As. S**t. http://bruegel.analog.is

    mst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may "seem normal" in comparison to Bosch simply because everything is in a form like in reality rather than crazy dreams/drug trips, but this is a very violent, disturbing scene of soldiers raiding a village or perhaps coming in to deal with a village already out of control with crime against each other. Each little group is doing different terrible things, someone is killing a dog in the middle, on the left is a gang r...??? Ect

    (((Sherlocat))) she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I feel so stupid - I WASN'T LOOKING CLOSELY ENOUGH!!! Holy s**t, you're right... Wow, that is really disturbing after all. This scene is supposed to be "normal"?? I think NOT!

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    Pheline
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then This was not a happy scene. People were being murdered in gruesome ways and it was painted over,

    Robert Trebor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Combine the two and you get Breugoschel

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    #15

    If All The Men Look Like Cow-Eyed Curly-Haired Women, It’s Caravaggio

    If All The Men Look Like Cow-Eyed Curly-Haired Women, It’s Caravaggio

    Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These descriptions are spot-on. :D

    Patricia Stilwell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you diss Caravaggio unless you can paint flesh that looks warm on the canvas

    Bill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the bottom one Sylvester Stallone

    Jenn Unicorn Popping
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but is there always fruit in these pictures??

    spirit wolf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's usually either that or severed head and limp bodies.

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    Bridget Gunnell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks exactly like Shrek when he drinks the potion and becomes handsome.

    Valerie Page
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I saw a real one in Florence I was knocked out by the dirty finger nails. no-one with his reputation for debauchery could have painted so well so consistently imho

    Claire Armstrong
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but these look like men to me

    Marykay Klim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And often very dark in color/background.

    A P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sidelit like a caravaggio - the description on one of my ex girlfriend's okcupid pictures

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    #16

    If Everyone In The Paintings Has Enormous Asses, Then It’s Rubens

    If Everyone In The Paintings Has Enormous Asses, Then It’s Rubens

    Sir Peter Paul Rubens

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    natie marie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What butts have you seen? These are normal to small sized butts.

    Kerridwen Parslow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubens was madly in love/lust with his younger wife, the very plump and rosy-cheeked Helene Fourment -- she was his standard of beauty and he painted her many times, mostly clothed (with her ample bosom front and center) but also, and famously, naked and wrapped in a fur rug. Being plump was a sign of prosperity and health back in the day for both men and women when many people starved. That's still true in many Third World countries.

    Wendy Newton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's to depict gods and goddesses as they were decadent and powerful, not like the mortal plebs they ruled over, plump equals wealth and beauty., skinny equals poor and unattractive. Oh and of course they have to be butt naked!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So odd that today, unnaturally thin women are considered beautiful.

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    Katie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he depicts women's body shape quite realistic. Nice pictures. :)

    aurora50
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Rubenesque" used to be a compliment!

    Blue Jay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From now on if I'm having a bad body image day I'm going to replace "I'm fat" with "I'm Rubenesque!" 😘

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    Ericka Hokkanen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, those are realistic asses. Just wait, yours is coming soon to your pants :) Enjoy!

    Zeta Klk
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enormous asses? Really disappointed in you Bored Panda. Why haven't you commented on the tiny penises in Michelangelo? Is that comment by any chance touching a sensitive subject about men's bodies? This is clear cut sexism... very disappointed.

    MagNat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's smaller than half of what you see on the beach.

    DL Pearce
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, to have lived when big asses were in vogue!

    Cathy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they are in vogue now too. 🎉

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    Pandykinz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence the term "Rubenesque"

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    #17

    If Every Painting Is The Face Of A Uni-Browed Woman, It’s Frida

    If Every Painting Is The Face Of A Uni-Browed Woman, It’s Frida

    Frida Kahlo

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    Molly A. Block
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Description forgot to add that there must be monkeys present, and shadow mustaches.

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a shadow mustache, she actually had a mustache

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    Miss Cris
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frida Kahlo, she has a surname. Please, even if she's a woman.

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The master of self portraits!

    Grumble O'Pug
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of her expression was self portraiture. Honestly what dipstick wrote this post?

    Yehudit Hannah Cohn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot to mention that these are self-portraits, so naturally, the women look alike.

    Liz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frida Kahlo was seriously awesome

    blugeagua
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has done plenty of other paintings that are not self portraits.

    ichabod crane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont understand the recent fascination with frida kahlo. her pictures always seem so amateurish to me. like something you might do for your gcse art

    Jo Choto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only description that's actually true every time!

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    #18

    If Everything Is Highly-Contrasted And Sharp, Sort Of Bluish, And Everyone Has Gaunt Bearded Faces, It’s El Greco

    If Everything Is Highly-Contrasted And Sharp, Sort Of Bluish, And Everyone Has Gaunt Bearded Faces, It’s El Greco

    Doménikos Theotokópoulos - El Greco ("The Greek")

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    Molly A. Block
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention very long fingers and manicured finger nails.

    Cindy Snow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good observation. Jesus has pretty hands for an outdoor living former carpenter.

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    Marnie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That painting is stunning. I normally have no use for paintings (and I'm not religious), but this one really draws me in. Huh! After 51 years, I finally found a painting I like :-)

    April Funcke
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, El Greco paintings are known for their elongated figures.

    Clarsa McElhaney
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    El Greco stretched the neck-o. Literally how I learned it in college.

    Mary Kavanagh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt after what Jesus went through that his hands were in such good shape! Also, the white balance is a little off...

    Ms Phit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    El Greco also elongated his figures - which was believed to be as a result of the artist having an eyesight problem https://theconversation.com/how-eye-disorders-may-have-influenced-the-work-of-famous-painters-92830

    Suzette Duby
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot to add 'elongated people'

    Silver Grin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say "if it looks like everyone has marfan syndrome, it's greco"

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    #19

    If The Painting Could Easily Have A Few Chubby Cupids Or Sheep Added (Or Already Has Them), It’s Boucher

    If The Painting Could Easily Have A Few Chubby Cupids Or Sheep Added (Or Already Has Them), It’s Boucher

    François Boucher

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    Mimi M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew all of these except for Boucher. And yeah, the writer is accurate. Handy dandy, indeed.

    Marie-Louise Chenois
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's my fav painter with Nattier (same era) i'm a fan of rococo :p

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    Angeline Nealy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a queer moment going on on the bottom one?

    Erin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course not, they are sisters of course! Or just really close friends! Roommates even! This is definitely platonic love happening and nothing gay could possibly be taking place. /s

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So odd that today nudity is considered obscene and shocking.

    DotC
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the light and color are similar to Boucher, but there are 18th Century clothes and possibly a swing, Its Fragonard.

    Lorraine R
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was Fragonard until I saw the caption.

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    HalfShelli
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are his paintings always this… Sapphic? (NO complaints from me!!)

    Momo Skarsgård
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not A bunch of cupids, just cherubs.

    Ken Patterson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting post, though I am not sure I can distinguish the subtlety of Manet's vs. Renoir's partyers, nor the characterization of the people in Bosch vs. Bruegel. I can, of course, recognize a Bruegel, but am less familiar with Bosch.

    rhyan lumilay
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Gosh that baby under her leg! I don't know if she kicked it or saving it by clutching it in her legs.

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