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There’s nothing wrong with making a dollar or two by selling things you don’t need. After all, we are all trying to live more sustainably by making conscious choices to consume less and reuse more. But some people have surely taken the logic to the very end of extreme.

Welcome to the Facebook group that brings you the best of the worst of the internet in the comfort of your home. Titled “Sad Sales, Stolen Goods, and Sketchy Services,” it serves as a grim collection for “screen caps and photos of depressing or questionable sales, products, auctions, classified ads, or services.”

Anything from questionable mystery boxes and an object titled “nail art” that will make you cringe at the sight of it, to Edward Cullen’s cutout and a cake from a baby shower that the ad swears has never been touched, ends up on there.

Thanks to the group’s 287.6K members, we now have one hell of a list of very cursed Facebook marketplace ads. It makes you wonder if there's anything people wouldn’t sell for a dollar, and the answer is obvious.

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Ty Stratton-Quirk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least they're honest. And they spelled 'separate' correctly, which is another point in their favor!

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If you've ever had to sell or buy a miscellaneous item in your life, you probably went straight to Facebook Marketplace. The holy grail of (re)sold goods that come straight from the hands of sellers is also known as a host to a range of scams, including fake products, catfishing and even hacking.

If you compare eBay, Amazon, and Facebook Marketplace, the latter is like the Wild West of online selling. Brogan Woodburn from Red Points reports that “One scammer even stole $800,000 from victims through the platform.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be in a bad mood also if someone tried to p**n me off in internet...

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Some of the more popular scams on Facebook marketplace include a MacBook Air made of air. “It’s when the seller then made up excuses as to why they couldn’t meet (remember, Facebook Marketplace is for local dealings, so this is a red flag). The seller offered to ship it with tracking, and the buyer then sent the money.”

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“Can you guess what happened next? Nothing was shipped. The seller went missing, and the buyer never got the item,” Brogan explains.

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Counterfakes is another big problem on the marketplace. “Since creating or even forging a profile is so easy on Facebook, scammers can sell counterfeit goods with almost no restriction.” According to Brogan, “Tiffany alone reported taking down 2000 fake Marketplace ads in 2017. And in the first six months of 2017, Facebook removed more than 200,000 posts that were flagged as counterfeit.”

Sometimes it’s not the scams themselves that enrage the buyers, but rather the items delusional sellers are trying to make money off of. This collection of ads is a good example of the bad side that happens on this widely popular reselling platform.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like in those maths problems "If you have 125 Shrek DVDs at home and there is a sale at Wallmart, 10 Shrek DVDs for 15$ and you have 35$, and your mom buys you 24 more shrek DVDs, how many Shrek DVDs do you still need in order to have 200?"

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JennyLaRue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$200 for a bookshelf that's bowing under the weight of some VHS tapes seems a bit steep!

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Ece Cenker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the shelves are sagging with the weight of DVD's, then either a)the bookshelf is crap or b)it's not DVD's in those boxes.

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Id row
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird Shrek obsession aside, that bookshelf wasn't even $200 when it was new.

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Brian bell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are Shrek VHS's... So the shelf is a bargain... comes with no Shrek DVD's sure, but all those VHS's is a lot of Shrek!

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StellaLehggs
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...Am I the only one that sees vhs tapes? And like...why would you want that much Shrek on VHS?

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Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What amazes me, is this is a $40(ish) Mainstays shelving unit from Walmart attempting to be sold for $200... https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mainstays-71-5-Shelf-Bookcase-Canyon-Walnut/251382558

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sagging from the weight of DVD's. How will i look after being filled with books?

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Brian bell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The shelf comes with lots of Shrek VHS tapes though... so there is that!

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"Went to a place in small town Texas to pick up a gift for a friend. I spotted these toward the back of the store. Priced at $85.00.

But I need to know...who tf buys this?!?! These things are terrifying! Especially that big one on the ground."

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Jo Johannsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not just give a three year old a couple tubes of paint? Much cheaper (they'll work for Cheerios).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it is real. It doesn't look like a figment of somebody's imagination.

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