You know how in school, there was always that one kid who just couldn’t stay silent no matter what everyone was talking about? They would raise their hand in the air and start elaborating on whatever it was that nobody, not a single one, had asked in that classroom.
Fast forward to today, and we see the same thing happening all around on the internet. And this particular subreddit titled “Nobody Asked” has collected some of the most entertaining examples of people explaining far too much even though they were never asked to do so.
Below we selected some peculiar examples, so scroll down, upvote your favorite posts and let us know what you think of it in the comment section!
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Oh To Be A Good Christian Mother But Also A Survivor
"They slink around the house like unfixed cats" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best vent ever!
Vegan Coworker
I Figured It Belonged Here
You probably know a person who wouldn’t miss a chance to throw their opinion here and there, or give advice without being asked. And even though everyone seems to be less than impressed with their gesture, it seems like nothing can stop them. Are they just being nice? Do they feel an urge to show off? What’s up with that?
Psychologists believe that unsolicited advice-givers tend to be rigid in the way they approach life in general. They typically believe that they are right, and when they approach a problem, they often have difficulty seeing the situation from multiple perspectives. This is why you should always take such advice with a pinch of salt.
Please I Just Wanna Get The Group Project Done
Group projects should be outlawed at this point unless you can prove your willingness to participate.
Do You Even Lift?
About Your Boomer Story
Sometimes, their perspective lacks humility and insight, even though they often seem very competent to people around them. Same with sharing their opinion on matters when no one really asks them. They wouldn’t do that if they genuinely did not believe they were right.
On the other hand, we just all have to accept that some people really like talking. You see, it’s much more fun to talk than to listen and not every talker can be a great listener. Moreover, we have to realize that one of the most powerful communication skills you'll learn is good listening at an early point in your life. After all, communication is meant to promote understanding between people and you can never get to that point if you’re not listening to others.
What Am I Supposed To Do? Never Talk About My Family On The Internet?
Give Me A Sign
I Mean Yeah But Kettles
They may have started the conversation talking about kettles, but I feel like someone needed to let off some steam...
“That’s Cool”
No one asked, but that doesn't matter. I'm here to let you know that I won't watch it and now you have to deal with that...
On A Video Of A Fat Cat
9 Years Mother F**ker
“Yes I’m 27”
Other than that perv... I think the person's outfit is very beautiful and she has a lovely smile!
They Just Wanted A Guitarist
Ummm.... Well Done?
Someone Give This Guy A Medal
Besides of the lack of empathy in that post, talk about another Captain Obvious (if you were dead, you couldn't post you ignorant git)
In The Comments Of A Comic
Tell Me More
No Better Time To Have Scabies Than When It’s Rainy
I don't know why but this one is one of my favourites. Of all the things to say unexpectedly 😆
Way To Bring The Mood Down. Top Visible Comment On A Meme Posted By A Cat Based Meme Group
My Friends Mom On Facebook Grossed Me Out With This One
Happy Birthday! Let Me Tell You About A Death In My Family!
Yes Thank You For Explaining The Joke We Would Never Have Got It Without You
He Was Born In August
Stop Having Fun At That Party With Your Friends And Family, And Check Out The Moon
Saw This In A Facebook Comments Section
Someone Please Go Get Him
Then Why Would You Post A Comment, Christina?
On A Post About Dogs
Found In The Latest Hot One’s Interview
“Not Relatable” At Least He Upvoted
Not relatable. My infinity gauntlet has square stone holes. But here's an upvote
I’m Here For The Game, Not Your Sons Bowel Movements
Is their tub brown? Cause I damn sure am not going to miss a fresh pile of human s**t in a white shower! I don't care how tired I am.
Load More Replies...A future serial killer, or some psychopath like Matt Gaetz or Ted Cruz I think.
Load More Replies...He should be of a reasonable age not to s**t in the tub, due to the content he's playing on the Switch.
Load More Replies...I have even less sympathy for stepping on a shower steamer than I do for people not checking if the toilet seat is down first and falling into the toilet. At some point you gotta take responsibility for where you put your own body parts.
I'm just wondering how you step in your kids feces every day, like, does he poop closer and closer to where you walk and is it still unexpected? Are you blind? Do you not look where you walk? After having stepped in feces multiple times, do you not check before going in the shower?
Have to have some visual and nasal obstructions to not see a darker colored substance and step in it, nor be able to smell it in the shower... Then you wonder if they got a magnifying glass to inspect it, with its vivid description.
Load More Replies...I love a sales pitch with a back story, I feel more invested as a purchaser. I think everyone should write and interesting backstory on Ebay or Facebook Marketplace or others.
Eek. If her son poops in the shower without a thought I can't imagine him being clean at all. So I definitely wouldn't trust that switch. Yuck.
It doesn't say it's a mom, it could be a dad.
Load More Replies...Wow... Really not what I would like to find in any shower, much less mine.
Why does a baby boy have his own phone - or use the shower unsupervised?
Why? Why would you advertise what a gross creature your son is? And why would you continue to allow him this disgusting behavior? Your family's wack.
Did they ever think to check the floor in the shower before stepping in? Not that it is in any way right to poo in the shower, but they’re really doubling their own daily suffering! Btw - who’s raising your son?
Sounds like her son needs serious help. Making deals is not going to solve the problem.
My Friend Who I Haven’t Talked To In Months Finally Texts Me About His Karma
Ok, Genie
I’m Not Even Sure What He Expected Somebody To Say
What A Catch
Found This Gem On A Post From A Recipe Page
“Because it’s cheaper” would have been easier to write, fewer words.
We're All For Growth, But This Is An Asmr Cooking Video
Take Notes
I Just Wanted To Play 8 Ball
And again, another woman who knows she has to walk on egg shells trying to deal with the possibility a man is interested in her, to keep herself safe. If that game invite came out of the blue I think she's being perfectly reasonable.
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Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
Load More Replies...I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
Load More Replies...I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
Load More Replies...I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
Load More Replies...I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."