You know how in school, there was always that one kid who just couldn’t stay silent no matter what everyone was talking about? They would raise their hand in the air and start elaborating on whatever it was that nobody, not a single one, had asked in that classroom.
Fast forward to today, and we see the same thing happening all around on the internet. And this particular subreddit titled “Nobody Asked” has collected some of the most entertaining examples of people explaining far too much even though they were never asked to do so.
Below we selected some peculiar examples, so scroll down, upvote your favorite posts and let us know what you think of it in the comment section!
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Oh To Be A Good Christian Mother But Also A Survivor
"They slink around the house like unfixed cats" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best vent ever!
Vegan Coworker
I Figured It Belonged Here
You probably know a person who wouldn’t miss a chance to throw their opinion here and there, or give advice without being asked. And even though everyone seems to be less than impressed with their gesture, it seems like nothing can stop them. Are they just being nice? Do they feel an urge to show off? What’s up with that?
Psychologists believe that unsolicited advice-givers tend to be rigid in the way they approach life in general. They typically believe that they are right, and when they approach a problem, they often have difficulty seeing the situation from multiple perspectives. This is why you should always take such advice with a pinch of salt.
Please I Just Wanna Get The Group Project Done
Group projects should be outlawed at this point unless you can prove your willingness to participate.
Do You Even Lift?
About Your Boomer Story
Sometimes, their perspective lacks humility and insight, even though they often seem very competent to people around them. Same with sharing their opinion on matters when no one really asks them. They wouldn’t do that if they genuinely did not believe they were right.
On the other hand, we just all have to accept that some people really like talking. You see, it’s much more fun to talk than to listen and not every talker can be a great listener. Moreover, we have to realize that one of the most powerful communication skills you'll learn is good listening at an early point in your life. After all, communication is meant to promote understanding between people and you can never get to that point if you’re not listening to others.
What Am I Supposed To Do? Never Talk About My Family On The Internet?
Give Me A Sign
I Mean Yeah But Kettles
They may have started the conversation talking about kettles, but I feel like someone needed to let off some steam...
“That’s Cool”
No one asked, but that doesn't matter. I'm here to let you know that I won't watch it and now you have to deal with that...
On A Video Of A Fat Cat
9 Years Mother F**ker
To those trying to quit a bad habit/addiction: Even one day is an achievement for many. Do not let assholes put you down.
Yep, they should both be congratulated even if one is being a d**k. Smoking cigarettes a horrible habbit.
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Um... rude much? just because you have a so-called "better achievement" (which you don't... all achievements, big or small, are all valid.) than that other person, doesn't give you a reason to put them down. Congrats, random person who is 1-month cig free. Here's to another month!
Wow, never seen gate keepers for quitting smoking. Encourage and support you asshole. (12 years quit here and who cares? I'm QUIT and so is the guy for 1 month)
I've never had the habit myself, but know people who've really struggled to quit. I'd applaud someone who'd managed a whole DAY smoke-free if that was progress for them!
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This reminds me of a friend who, bless his heart, in response to my proud announcement of being able to run 5 km without dying (I was a beginner), said: "Cool, but 5 km is literally nothing." I think (emphasis on think) he meant it to motivate me to want to run further, but I almost punched him in the knee :)
I know a non-runner who lives with a marathoner. The long-distance runner was supportive when his hubby took up running and competed in a 5 km race.
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The first few months are the hardest. Congrats to the dude who quit and keep going. I packed up in 2005, and I still get the odd occasional pang. Don't give up giving up and yes, you will feel the benefits very soon.
That's real - I quit Feb 2010 and I too get the occasional "knock" in my brain. I once heard: "After quitting, you're never again a non-smoker, you'll always be an ex-smoker."
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If you don't have anything nice to say....oh you know how it goes lol
I hate it when people appoint themselves as "gatekeepers" to demean other people's accomplishments (or problems).
Every step counts, even the little beginner ones. AstroCat should keep up the good work!
the guy with the pink pfp is an a-hole. Congratulations to Space Cat Guy! Smoking, from what I have heard, is an extremely difficult habit to quit.
That one-eyed d**k should sit in on a few 12 Step meetings to be educated on how not to punch down when someone's in addiction recovery.
I bet the guy that said nine years probably still drinks or does drugs or something
Nothing worse than a reformed smoker. I was careful not to turn into an asshat when I quit. Now I vape. Maybe that’s why I didn’t
Ignorant bstrd. Well done you. I can't even go thirty minutes without a smoke.
I used a book called "how to stop smoking" back in 1978. At the end of the book there was a section telling you how you should be feeling day to day. At day 30 they said "if you have reached this stage, congratulations you are now a non-smoker and have achieved something that even Sigmund Freud could not do". So profound that I remember this part so many years later.
That kind of response makes me think he actually quit yesterday. Dude's got some rage issues.
That’s the spirit, asshole 🙄 stop inflicting your past failure to quit on others. Maybe he’s better than you 🤷🏽♀️
Oh s**t. Just realised I hit one month cig-free this week too. I’d literally stab a man for a smoke rn but yay me I guess
over 25 years and years 2-9 were a freaking cakewalk compared to the first 30 days. What a douchenozzle
Should I brag about being 29 years cigarette free because I never started smoking?
How can you have gone through the same struggle and not be happy for the guy. what a douche.
“Yes I’m 27”
Other than that perv... I think the person's outfit is very beautiful and she has a lovely smile!
They Just Wanted A Guitarist
Ummm.... Well Done?
Someone Give This Guy A Medal
Besides of the lack of empathy in that post, talk about another Captain Obvious (if you were dead, you couldn't post you ignorant git)
In The Comments Of A Comic
Tell Me More
No Better Time To Have Scabies Than When It’s Rainy
I don't know why but this one is one of my favourites. Of all the things to say unexpectedly 😆
Way To Bring The Mood Down. Top Visible Comment On A Meme Posted By A Cat Based Meme Group
My Friends Mom On Facebook Grossed Me Out With This One
Happy Birthday! Let Me Tell You About A Death In My Family!
Yes Thank You For Explaining The Joke We Would Never Have Got It Without You
He Was Born In August
Stop Having Fun At That Party With Your Friends And Family, And Check Out The Moon
Saw This In A Facebook Comments Section
Someone Please Go Get Him
Then Why Would You Post A Comment, Christina?
On A Post About Dogs
Found In The Latest Hot One’s Interview
“Not Relatable” At Least He Upvoted
Not relatable. My infinity gauntlet has square stone holes. But here's an upvote
I’m Here For The Game, Not Your Sons Bowel Movements
My Friend Who I Haven’t Talked To In Months Finally Texts Me About His Karma
Ok, Genie
I’m Not Even Sure What He Expected Somebody To Say
Found This Gem On A Post From A Recipe Page
“Because it’s cheaper” would have been easier to write, fewer words.
We're All For Growth, But This Is An Asmr Cooking Video
I Just Wanted To Play 8 Ball
And again, another woman who knows she has to walk on egg shells trying to deal with the possibility a man is interested in her, to keep herself safe. If that game invite came out of the blue I think she's being perfectly reasonable.
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Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
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I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
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I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
Load More Replies... I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
Load More Replies... I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
