“Steal One Of The Steak Knives”: 40 People Share The Most “Evil” Life Hack They Know

Composure is a valuable skill. Use it

I had a co-worker who was always mean and grumpy, so I made it my mission that I was going to get her to laugh or at least crack a smile, no matter how long it took. I won that one; told her a joke and she laughed. :D

Biblical advice found in Proverbs and Romans.

Old advice. Romans 12:20.

I tend to just stare at them. No emotion to be seen. When they are done with shouting I walk away. Sometimes saying "Done?". People do not like this

Or just give that shredder a real workout like Fawn Hall did

NEVER TAKE A CALL FROM S****Y COWORKERS..."I'm slammed, can you just email me". Gets them on the record and saves me from saying something I shouldnt

If a coworker does something above and beyond to help you, send an email of thanks to them and their supervisor and your supervisor. I have a colleague who is a rockstar at this

I required that everyone who wanted me to do anything must send the request (or demand) in an email. Then when the $h1t hit the fan, I was protected.

Learnt that from Malicious Compliance and Pro/Petty Revenge subreddits.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth - but not quite all of it

Unfortunately... I'm such a sh** liar... I can't even make use of this.

I pride myself of not lying. I do not say anything behind someone's back that I wouldn't say to their face. Yes there are somethings that I say to someone that I don't want to say to a person do to feelings getting hurt but I will if they ask and explain my reasoning. I every so often say to my kids(All adults 32, 30, and 21) You know I could make up just about anything and people will believe me. Now I have a new doctor and told her that my dad's cancer doctor said we should have the cancer blood test done. My dad passed in 2011. She then told me I don't believe that any doctor told you to get this test done. Now the b***h is leaving and I have to see her Wednesday. I'd rather have a root canal with out numbing then to see her. I was lied to a lot as a child. I can't stand lying. Literally makes me sick.

And make sure to mention that you dislike lying and liars. I made such a stink once when my job wanted to us sign in on the half-hour (not even the quarter hour) and I refused because "I'm not going to lie about what time I came to work!" Then when given something to do that I did not want to do, I flat-out told my boss she hadn't told me about it. Weaponize your skills!

You can go at 75 of time

Yeah, no. If the cops wait in the front lot people will just wait until they are out of sight before letting their dogs go. You are an A**hole, OP, who protects people from fines they deserve.

Another perspective is that if people are afraid the cops will be lurking in the back, they'll stop letting the dogs run free even if cops aren't present, because they might be. Whereas if they see cops they'll only not let their dogs off leash when cops are present.

Can't agree. Why this is so high?!

Down vote for stupid

So, as a taxpayer, OP would apparently prefer to pay for cops to be at the park all the time to deter off leash, as opposed to catching / ticketing the worst offenders so they likely still won't do it when the cops are not being paid to sit in the park.

I love being alone. We have 3 kids and the middle one has her own apartment. My kids are 32,30 and 21. They all went down to Ocean Shores from last Monday to Friday. I didn't go because my mom would be alone. Well the whole week they were gone I had a great time. I didn't need pads on my back. Me and my dogs played hide and seek. I loved it. Every last minute of it. They came back and my back hurts, I have headaches back again etc....I got 1 week of vacation and it's done now!! Just another year and I can have vacation again!! 2025!!! Looking forward to 2025!! LOL!!!

This one is particularly valid when being audited. Do not volunteer a thing!

Brilliant. I would have loved to see the Pikachu face!

This is perfect! My man has the same problem thank you ♾️

Level up!

Well you're Def a man.

Last job I had, I basically wrote a script to automate my job on day one. It was a risk, but I made sure that if they got rid of me, my script would come, too. They wisely decided to give me additional accesses and responsibilities instead. I can't believe people were doing that job manually before, how tedious and error prone.

Wow! stupid advice

I'm a hiring manager. Interviewed hundreds over the years. This is some fantasy BS. 100% would not recommend LOL

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or you'll get fired for being terrible at your job

I wish I could do that. I always seem to paint myself in a corner by being able to do everyone's job, so when they're out I have to pitch in, but nobody can do my job, so I'm stuck.

Also, to avoid time burglars and people dumping stuff on you, look annoyed. That will make you look busy and not in the mood for whatever they want to say.

This does work when dealing with workplace bullies. They will make you change something inconsequential because otherwise they don't feel they've "done their job" (i.e., put you in your place). So I would make one or two glaring mistakes on purpose, and any smaller mistakes or iffy things would be missed.

The manager mantra is "If you need something done, give to your busiest employee"

And you can look forward to your job at mcdonalds

Better yet... get some miracle grow and write something nasty about them in their grass. It will come in really green and visible (or so I have been told). The only way they will ever get rid of the writing is to dig up the sod and replace it. And it is not illegal to fertilize someone else's lawn.

I know it's "not the actual photo" but what in the name of all that is holy is "chicken-y"? 🤔

So would a bag of cement. But why would you do it? Just to be an asshat? ALSO - I'm giggle-snorting at "CHIKEN-Y"

Or throw bouillon cubes on the lawn of someone who's an ahole. Raccoons, possums, dogs, etc will love it.

There's a chance this is true if you use 50 or 100 pounds.