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Can't reach that itch in the middle of your back? Can't get that jar of pickles open? And you ran out of kitty litter again?

Never fear, as I have created everyday superheroes that fight real everyday problems, such as when you realize that you don't have change for the parking meter. No worries, Change-For-The-Parking-Meter Man is on the job!

Coffee Woman always shows up at 3 pm. Fabric Softener Man fights to keep Static Electricity Man at bay, although he's usually easy to spot as he has a pesky balloon or two always stuck to him.

I'm an award-winning photojournalist and wildlife photographer based in Barrie, Ontario, Canada. I primarily work for www.BarrieToday.com and I have been in the news business since 2005. It's nice to create something fantastical and fictional after a hard day's work capturing the real world around me.

Visit my previous post here on Bored Panda, where I used AI to see Dog Puns coming to life.

More info: Instagram | kevinlamb.ca | Facebook

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Pollinator Man

Pollinator Man

A hero of Earth, and is sadly allergic to pollen.

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In general, I love creating, and this new tech (AI) has improved so much in the past year that I'm basically only limited by my imagination.

I don't really doodle much when I'm bored or thinking about my next work assignment, like many people do, so I find myself playing with AI imagery nowadays. I could get on a creative roll and make a set in just a few hours, or it could be something that I pick away at when I can over a few days or a week. There is a lot of tweaking of the word prompts and "re-rolling", as it's called, to get them how I want to look.

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    #2

    Mri Woman

    Mri Woman

    She is a hero because that cancer won't find itself.

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    Jack S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You could say I have a... Magnetic personality."

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    #3

    Coffee Woman

    Coffee Woman

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    Jack S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *raises fists* "Meet Cream, and Suger"

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    I'm not a fan of "real" superheroes and I don't watch the movies, but there is a need for everyday first-world-problem solvers that can do it in style. I've always been a daydreamer, just as much now as when I was a little kid bored in class. My imagination seems to take me anywhere I want to go, which I love.

    #4

    Pun Man

    Pun Man

    His alter ego is...well...me.

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    Sleeping-In Man

    Sleeping-In Man

    He'll save you tomorrow.

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    My favorite superhero is Teacher Woman, as my wife is an elementary school teacher, and I'm always proud of what she does. She was born to teach. I do like ones that are a bit "out there", so my second choice would have to be Change-For-The-Parking Meter Man. I never remember to carry coins with me.

    #6

    Cat Litter Man

    Cat Litter Man

    Who is like Sandman, but with litter.

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    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This kitty ... Has claws. And I don't take s**t from anyone"

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    Dishwasher Man

    Dishwasher Man

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    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Revenge is a dish, best served ... clean"

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    In the future, I am planning on more series. For now, I just have no idea where it will take me, but the more silly and far-fetched, the better.

    People say that these AI creations are not art, and that's a valid argument, but what is art anyway? I don't think it has to be defined by the use of a paintbrush or pencil. All have the same thing in common: imagination. AI prompts are just another tool to express that imagination. I wrote a column recently about this very thing.

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    #8

    Jar Opener Man

    Jar Opener Man

    Always popular with the ladies.

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    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "they said I'd never amount to anything. This must be, jarring for them"

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    Change-For-The-Parking-Meter Man

    Change-For-The-Parking-Meter Man

    Has the coins you need.

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    #10

    Fitted Sheet Woman

    Fitted Sheet Woman

    Says "give me that, useless man".

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    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can fold a fitted sheet like it’s brand new. Can also put fitted sheets on a bed without ever having to rearrange it so the corners fit correctly. My hero!

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    Teacher Woman

    Teacher Woman

    Will straighten out those little monsters.

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    ViFi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her shush is heard around the world

    Nancy. Just Nancy.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s going on with those kids faces 😂

    Cory Kent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those words on the chalkboard like what Charlie Brown's teacher was saying?

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    #12

    Contact Lens Woman

    Contact Lens Woman

    Finds them on the ground for you.

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    Lavendeer 201
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she has some wash for them bc I know I don't wanna put my contact back in after it being on the ground XD

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    #13

    Buttered Toast Man

    Buttered Toast Man

    Because who doesn't love toast?

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    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His arch-nemesis is Always-Lands-Butterside-Down Man. He can fly but he's never quite been able to stick the landing.

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    Comfortable Shoes Man

    Comfortable Shoes Man

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    #15

    Toad Man

    Toad Man

    Every gardener's hero.

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    #16

    Happy Man

    Happy Man

    Always annoying. His alter ego's name is Ray O'Sunshine, of course.

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    #17

    I-Don't-Know-What-Do-You-Want-To-Eat Woman

    I-Don't-Know-What-Do-You-Want-To-Eat Woman

    Is a formidable opponent.

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    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the only missing superhero in this post is Pocket Woman. She can add pockets to any women’s clothing.

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    #18

    Back Scratcher Man

    Back Scratcher Man

    Has all the tools.

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    #19

    Mr. Kayakhead

    Mr. Kayakhead

    Son of a famous Canadian, Mr. Canoehead.

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    #20

    Babysitter Man

    Babysitter Man

    Are they too much even for him?

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    Annie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many of them have double noses. The trauma!

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    #21

    Fabric Softener Man

    Fabric Softener Man

    Static Electricity Man's nemesis.

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    Scott Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only thing is, that he can't sneak up on anybody

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    #22

    Static Electricity Man

    Static Electricity Man

    An easy villain to spot with balloons stuck on him.

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    #23

    Plunger Man

    Plunger Man

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    ViFi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    takes care of s**t....while you take a s**t.

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