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The differences between Americans and Europeans, especially Western Europeans, seem to be endless, no matter where you look. The driving culture is different, the restaurant culture is different, and people carry themselves differently when they’re out and about. Even the smallest things, such as the temperature of drinking water, are things Europeans and Americans are ready to disagree on.

However, if there is one thing both sides can agree on, it's that they love teasing each other about these differences. Americans like to point at European high taxes, paid bathrooms, and awful smoking habits. Europeans, on the other hand, like to bring up the healthcare system, sugary foods, and the unfair tipping arrangements.

So, it’s no surprise that when the recent trend of things that the “European mind can’t comprehend” took off, the Europeans were ready to strike back. They all took it personally and came up with a bunch of things that the “American mind can’t comprehend,” and shared them online. Scroll down to marvel at the funniest of them all.

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BlindAres
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, if someone wants to lear at me, while I'm in a public restroom, through a small gap then they better be prepared to defend themselves.

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When it comes to the differences between the US and Europe, one has to remember that they both are quite big and have lots of different realities scattered all over. Living in California, for example, is not the same as living in Mississippi, just like living in France is not the same as living in Hungary. 

So, when it comes to a lot of these judgements, one always has to keep in mind that they often refer to the generalized portraits of society that reflect a lot of the common stereotypes. 

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BlindAres
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American here. 344pm. Also a veteran, so there's that too.

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Ripley
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought military time would be described as "sixteen hundred hours" for 4pm.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anybody else instantly bothered by the "11:36 pm" comment? Sure, they're hopefully joking, but no. That's so not the correct time

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Peppy Piplup
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's two images, the tweet and the Tumblr post. The clock in the Tumblr post says 23:36

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Karen Grace
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American here too. My phone is set for 24 hr/military time. As a Nurse that is how we charted to avoid confusion. I prefer it to a 12 hr clock.

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Mike Crow
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

24 hour clock is easier to use and has less misunderstandings.

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Shane Hussel
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you don't know wheter its morning or evening when you look at a clock you have a problem.

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Michael Largey
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We Americans have no trouble interpreting it. We’ll look right at this clock and promptly conclude “Hey, that clock is broken!”

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Pat Bond
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have an upvote. That made me laugh far too hard. Many thanks.

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Moo
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know a ton of Americans who use the 24 hour clock lmao

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El Cucuy
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any American that has served in the military knows exactly how to comprehend this. Personally, I prefer the 24 hour method. Never any misunderstandings about am vs pm!

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Berend Harmsen
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've deleted apps that couldn't be set at the 24 hour clock. I really, really hate the am/pm thing

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Richard Wareham
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the rest of the world does not give a toss about how Americans state the time . Nor rthe date for that matter.

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Zacch Eckart
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Use military all the time in the medical field. 3:44pm. Big deal.

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khatpewp
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess I don't have an American mind then... I've been using 24 hour clock for many years.

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IamMe
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first time I used the 24 hour clock, was at the store I worked at when I was 16. I've used it at most jobs since. We just don't use them in our personal lives.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, not all of us are stupid. You know who is? People who make assumptions based on where (you had no control over) you were born.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have friends/ family across 7 time zones so 24-hour clock is better for me to keep track of when it is ok to call.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone who was ever in the US military can understand this and is not freaked out by it.

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Jan Mccreary
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's military time. I learned it 30 years ago when I did payroll.

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A Jones
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me who works with computer software & programming: yeah, that's 3:44pm.

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EarthGrowl
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Subtract 12 it's not hard. That's 3:44 pm. Most trucking companies use military time. 0200 is 2am. 1400 is 2 in the afternoon.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s 3:44pm, jeez, and I’m American. Not even an issue!

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Brian Jones
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vet here, we use this in the Army as de facto standard time keeping. 24hours in a day=24 he clock, sweaty!

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American military use this, and it has trickled out to some civilians.

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Nancy Lynch
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother insists on having clocks set for 24 hours. My dyslexia doesn't like that format. I need 12 hour.

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Chris Henderson
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um - American here. I use 24 hour format all the time. Every digital watch I've owned has been set to it...

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's 3:44 PM, but I also worked in healthcare. Pretty much the only field in the US that knows the metric system too.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All American military use 24 hour time and civilian companies that with with military and families of military and communities where military bases are located....

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American here, I use zulu time. It removes so much confusion about timezones and daylight saving shifts.

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Susan Alderson
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked in a hospital for years. The military or 24 hr system is ingrained in me.

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Rachel Hoffman
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, Americans totally won’t be able to comprehend this… unless you work in healthcare or have or are part of the military. That’s a pretty large population of us!

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember how shocked l was when l once sat next to an American flight attendant. When telling me about the difficulties of being a flight attendant, she said: "you have to learn to understand the 24 hour clock." I didn't even understand what she meant. How could someone older than six not know that?

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

United States lady here, my very first car at 17 yrs old was a Volkswagen, it had 24 hour time. I still use the 24 hour format wherever I can because I work shift work and it just makes life easier.

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Betty Walker
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Military uses 24 hr clock ….so does any place that needs definite / precise time —airlines, trains, bus

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The AM/PM system confuses the living heck out of me, especially, when I'm just waking-up.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where I am, I use both. At the english school I went to they used the 12h format and at the french school it was 24h format. Depends on the language basically.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American here too, career in the Air Force with 24 hour clock, and since I was in communications also with 24 hour clock in GMT (Greenwich Mean Time), after that went to work in hospitals doing patient care, and also on 24 hour clock. Never had a problem knowing what time it was.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Id say since we can understand either format we are superior.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't prefer the 24hr clock format, but it's not difficult to read. WTF kind of thread is this? I learned that it was called military clock format, sooooooooooo.....if you're an AMERICAN soldier, you'd know how to read this too. SMH

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That being said, the differences are still notable. For example, one cannot deny that driving is very different on the opposite sides of the pond. The roads in the US are wider, cars are bigger, and distances are way longer. Cars are also more essential in America, too, as they are often necessary for a person to do essential everyday stuff like getting groceries and commuting to work. 

European roads and cars are more compact and the rules are more elaborate. Driving is often a hassle and owning a car can be very expensive. If you live in a city, you can easily get away without driving or getting a license for that matter and not feel any inconvenience.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to get a full cooked breakfast on British Airways domestic flights, even on flights on a tiny turboprop that were an hour long. Was soooo much better than the 4 hour drive.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meh, this one's weak. I learned both the moronic imperial system AND the metric system in my 1990-2000s US education.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Europeans understand tipping. It is used to express gratitude for excellent service. What they can't understand is how employees are not paid a fair wage that is not dependant on the number of customers or their generosity.

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This and many other differences between Europeans and Americans seem to stem from the value gap between the two sides. This means that, fundamentally, we simply have vastly different points of view. 

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, to be fair I’m a Brit and I once ended up on this unexpectedly…I somehow almost reversed into a ride-on lawnmower. So I’ll forgive the Americans not getting this one either 😝

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In SA, most (in new houses) open to the outside and are top-hung and not bottom-hung. I feel that is better since they aren't falling back on curtains or blinds

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure some us Americans recycle, I've read somewhere that it is done in some places.

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Take individualism as an example. Americans tend to prioritize individual freedoms over the role of the state in one’s life. They prefer to pursue their goals without the government’s interference. Europeans feel the opposite. They believe that the state needs to ensure that society as a whole is healthy and taken care of. This comes before one’s personal objectives. Overall, it often means that in America, people tend to build themselves up while in Europe, people are more oriented towards communities.

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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They exist in America. They're just not the same as they once were. The toy is in one half and the food part in the other half

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The difference between the personal and the communal come in play in the same driving example. In the US, the cars are bigger to accommodate the driver’s personal needs. In Europe, the cars are smaller so that the roads can accommodate more drivers. 

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The worst is having parked your bike in the morning while sleepy and not remembering where at the end of the day. I've lost a bike that way, I just gave up and went straight to the police auction place and bought a new one.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But but how else are the bloodsucking insurance companies supposed to make their profits??? Who'll think of the billionaires?? 🥺

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Americans are also more tolerant of offensive speech as they put freedom above anything else. Having a right to express your opinion, no matter how inflammatory it is, is a big part of American mentality. As much as 77% of them believe that “people should be able to make statements that are offensive to your religion or beliefs publicly.” 

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Living in Germany these are on every house, dont have A/C but these really help keep the house cool

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that was a picture of a morgue at first glance!

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They used to be common here. It's the original bidet, for washing "down there". Bidet is a deprecating name for "horse", since you had to ride it. It was introduced in the late 19th century... as a preventative for both MSTs and unwanted pregnancies, and was first popular with courtesans. "Honest" women didn't touch ( or wash) " those places".

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Europeans, on the other hand, are a bit more cautious about things like that. Many tend to be more conservative and prefer to keep their controversial opinions to themselves. 

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best add the mainland European minds to the list since I've yet to meet one who does this ;)

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The American dream—the idea that hard work will get you further in life—is also still a big part of the American lifestyle. The majority of them believe that you are the one in charge of your own success and your efforts determine where you will end up. No wonder hustle culture is so popular there.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If one doesn't know that Albert Heijn is a Dutch supermarket chain it is difficult to understand for anyone

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In Europe, people are a little more wary of such ideas. For example, 69% of Germans agree that success in life is pretty much determined by forces outside of your control. This could be your family, your sex, your race, your orientation, how rich you are, where you were born, etc. Maybe that’s why Europeans tend to shun excessive work and value work-life balance more.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm German like that clown and I can't comprehend this either. I hope he just wants to share with 12 buddies

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All in all, we are quite different. The great thing is that we can often see past these differences and get along quite well. Sure, we might tease each other about car transmissions and measurement systems, but it’s all rooted in deep fondness for one another.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not everywhere though. Come to the Netherlands and you will pay like 3 euros for a small one ( 1/4 liter , which is half the size on te picture)

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