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Some days, all you want to do is kick back, take in some rays and enjoy a nice cold beverage. Most would agree that it’s a pretty wonderful feeling. The digital equivalent would be to kick back, get a snack and go through a collection of the internet’s favorite popcorn equivalent, the meme.
The “Epic Funny Page” Instagram account is dedicated to hilarious and painfully relatable memes. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments section below.
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sbj
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Little bird looks very happy with the solution, they are snazzy shoes

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother's godparents bred canaries. One was hatched with a foot like this. Since they couldn't sell him, they gave him to me. Raoul never showed any pain or discomfort because of his bum foot. He loved to sing with the vacuum, the dryer, the dishwasher. Since I knew nothing about taking care of birds, we bought a book. The book said that most birds lived in cages that were too small for them. It recommended letting the bird out to fly, for exercise and stress relief. So every Saturday before we cleaned the house, we'd let Raoul out to fly. Murphy, the pomeranian, knew the bird belonged in his cage, and would chase him through the house. When Raoul would land on the floor, Murphy would put his front paw on the bird and bark his head off so we could rescue Raoul and put him back in his cage.

Spencer's slave no longer
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've literally just watched your post about Raoul in my head! Thank you so much for the best giggle I've had so far today.

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UKGrandad
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be a mixed breed: he's pigeon-toed.

Socks Thecate
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw, that's great! S/he'll be able to put his toes around tree branches when they're fixed up

Isabel Galvez
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It makes me happy to know that there're people doing this kind of thing.

Roger9er
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's got New Balance when they're off!

Julie S
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look at me in my cool shoes

Rosie Red
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohh his poor little feetsies. I'm glad there's a solution.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as funny as a James Fridman edit, but it turned out great, and it was a very sweet gesture.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a Nice picrure, he didnt lie.

    MrsFettesVette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title is incorrect, this sweet man took a selfie with a SELFIE STICK (the review wasn't for an iphone)

    Danielle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad someone else remembered the original post!

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww I know this one and it warms my heart every time I See it

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had to take selfies for different photo id's this past year and they all came out bad. Then it finally dawned on me. I'm just old and nowhere as good looking as my memories.

    I Am LoKitty Of Meowsgard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha! You made me laugh. I feel the same way. About myself, not you, lmao.

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    As simple as they might look, there are a lot of “secret ingredients” to what makes a good meme. After all, new meme formats are “made” every single day, yet the vast majority of them simply do not last. Ultimately, memes need to have a few key components to actually stand the test of time.

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    First and foremost, memes need to be actually legible. The imagery and ideas have to make sense to a lot of people and they need to be universal enough to be applied to other things. Memes spread because various people see the template and add their own ideas to it.

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    Winter Eleven
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fridge is stocked, the aircon is on, cats are lounging, and no annoying humans (only the non annoying ones) are present here.

    Hagebumi
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    1 year ago

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    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If outside was so great, why have we spent so much time and energy perfecting indoors?

    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My version: If the outdoors is so amazing, why did we build houses?

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    Der Kommissar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dog is sleeping next to me on the couch and I have a fresh bag of weed (for medicinal purposes )

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can people leave their home to mix with all the crazys out there!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's crazy hot outside right now!

    Barb G
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and my plants are there, too.

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    Bill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody else thinking this would make a great rom-com. Two strangers try and pull a prank on a couples therapist, but end up falling in love. I'd go see it.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The therapist will play along for as long as the bill is being paid.

    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is true - I'd still like to give it a go though LOL.

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    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expensive activity :D

    Panda Kicki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here it is free if you cant pay, you get about 10 sessions and more if deemed needed.

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    tuzdayschild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that kind of the basis for all couples therapy?

    debbieonforest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Often married couples don't know one another throughput their marriage. Ugh.

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    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing new. Many couples who go to therapy don't know each other.

    Littlemiss
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do it, what a laugh😃

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect prank. A lot of people who don't know one another would benefit from this. 🙌😁

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    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the "boomer complaint" part, it's just really annoying for everyone

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    k1ddkanuck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My most boomer complaint: No, you shouldn't be able to get a hold of me 24 hours a day no matter where I am. No, I don't need to respond to your text message within 24 hours. No, I don't need to acknowledge your birthday on a social media platform after not seeing you for 2 and a half years. Yes, I miss land lines, answering machines, and that tattered hand written phonebook my mother kept in a drawer somewhere that was always out of date.

    JimSteve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a "boomer complaint" it's just common sense

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    Johnny McFearless
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...only for the show to be abruptly cancelled after season 2 cliffhanger.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MINDHUNTER, WE'RE LOOKING AT YOU and I'm STILL mad!

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    Cal Adamson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a 3 month "Mid season gap" after the first four episodes

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And go back to weekly releases. This "binge format" did irreparable damage to shows and how they're enjoyed. At this point, just make an 8-hours-long movie.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is stopping you from waiting a week between episodes. I’m not going to remember some key plot point that happened 5 weeks ago, so I don’t watch serialized shows until I have all the episodes in the can.

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    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yellowstone TV series made this mistake after first season.

    R.C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! It takes so long that when there are finally new episodes I have to re-watch all the old ones first because I have no idea what's happened anymore.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stranger Things 5"... I've divorced, bought a house, and moved on with my life since season 4. Still no season in sight.

    Stephanie A Mutti
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to go on about this... instead of all the time in post season [i mean, if they even filmed as yet] they could go all Jaws-like and just make the monsters NOT seen most of the time and save a HUGE amount of time.

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    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm used to short seasons from watching UK series but it would be nice to have more

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    Almost like pictographs or hieroglyphs, memes “transmit” ideas incredibly quickly. A key part of a meme is that you are not reading paragraph after paragraph of text, although some folks insist on making memes of that sort. Ultimately, a meme lives or dies on just how quickly people can grasp its core concept and iterate on it.

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    Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that description so accurate?!

    JimSteve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because... becau... be... why IS that description so accurate?

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    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must have driven through water, there was a lot of shrinkage there. shrinkage-...aefd88.gif shrinkage-66cce40aefd88.gif

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had hours of fun with mine when I was a kid!

    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10$ say spare Jeep Wrangler frame + drivetrain, Toyota (I think) body from the junkyard, a lot of free time, a LOT of talent/know-how and a great sense of humour, because that thing looks hilarious, but also really well done.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your pickup bed is sized to hold one spare tire.

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm mean sure it looks silly. But at the very least, at least they made actual proportionate wheel wells. I hate it when they stick out all dumb and illegal

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, they are a confident squirrel, they dare to eat alone even in public

    Susan Wade
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat alone in public and someone once said: You sure do make the food look good! 🤣

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lockdown was a strange time to be alive 😂

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently lockdown was also a strange time to be a squirrel

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    Linda Riebel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered one of these and attached it to my railing -- too high, they just stood on the railing and reached down for the food. Thanks for the idea! I was about to throw it away.

    Tiny Dancer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do hope this guy secured a patent 'cause you now can buy a ton of them on Amazon, lol. https://www.amazon.ca/squirrel-picnic-table/s?k=squirrel+picnic+table

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luv this! Sell these Squirrel Tables. 💗

    Elias James
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything I can do, Mark Rober can do better...

    Leesa DeAndrea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squirrels are really horrible at sharing food. If another Squirrel showed up at the table, there would be trouble.

    Gayle Teller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a little red casserole bowl on the ledge. Fancy!

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squirrels aren't really good at sharing food.

    Ila in Maine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it keep them out of the birdfeeders?

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    Tempest
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how many hours in advance he started preparing that! Hope she married him! :p

    Chelsea Shields
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? He didn't just dump those on there. They are carefully set up.

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a taste from that delectable middle that's attracting all the fish

    LizzieBoredom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original commercial jingle for Goldfish Crackers went "The happy snack - that smiles back - until you bite their heads off". It didn't last very long.

    Lsai Aeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm celiac, and this could very well kill me, but it also may be worth it

    Me. Just Me.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what's at the center of the dish!

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    This is also why many movements, including political movements, use memes to organize action and spread awareness. Like political slogans or posters of old, a meme is quick, easy to understand. Really anything can be “memeified,” from common human experiences to very specific parts of a subgroup.

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    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My career path was hospital volunteer > EMT > Nurse Aide > Nurse > Nurse Instructor.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her! nothing like working your way up the scale :) As long as she's happy in what she's doing :)

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Justifiably proud of herself.

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She climbed the corporate ladder until she got to the top. Awesome.

    Shelley Dawson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that with my business cards from PR Account Executive to Group Director! I had undiagnosed ADHD and at school my teachers said my only hope was to marry a rich man.

    Beachbum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a really nice place to work!

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    Tempest
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would “accidentally” type this

    Amused panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm tempted to add it to the automatic signature so I don't accidentally type it without full stop capital H.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Before you bug me with your dumb questions, try to figure it on your own" is too aggressive.

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure there are 1-2 other "autocorrect" incidents in your email for good measure, and then make this your signature.

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    RAM31280
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to meet him and not just see him commit some crimes while you're out and about.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She really needs those two days off to get her brain back to functional mode.

    Robert Miller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow ....may not get a date but if she has a good sense of humor you're in .

    Barbara Baxendale
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d rather walk the streets of NY 😂

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's so cutie gooffy 💗💗💗😄

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Polar bear has that look - he just started a fashion trend.

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Put me in Coach. I'll catch anything thrown my way!

    Bad Alchemy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's been reading "His Dark Materials."

    Bill Swallow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely doing Iorek Byrnnison Cosplay.

    GirlFriday
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I choose THIS bear.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you will have to, it's only polite

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you accept them, it means you're married

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    Jules
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most likely corvids; crows and ravens are well known for bringing gifts in exchange for food ❤️

    J C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you definitely want the crows to be on your side! Don't make the crows mad! There is a reason a group of them is called a murder.

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    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s probably a gift. There giving objects they perceive as being valuable in exchange for the food

    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Train them to bring money ;)

    Sara Dobbie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this would work. Put out the peanuts and a jar of coins. Maybe put the rubber bands in the jar so they arey that's where you keep things you consider valuable....

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the profile fake eating that always amuse children

    Rosie Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fed crows for years. They knew me and followed me when I walked my dog. Not one ever gifted me anything, the ungrateful buggers.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or a message about your haircut ... ? :D

    LizzieBoredom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a message about getting lap band surgery.

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    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they bring you something you value, like money, improve the quality of the food you're offering. See if you can train them to make you rich

    detective miller's hat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I've been trying to attract a crow friend for the last like 8 years. No luck yet, but I have amassed several squirrel friends: Emerson, Vinicius Jr, Rodrygo, and Pepe (RIP Fred and Richarlison).

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    Dawn Chan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me or it this strangely wholesome?

    k1ddkanuck
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fairy-tale loving brain is like... 10 years later: "One day this white guy and this asian guy stared at each other as one ate his rice, and they became friends. Today, they are married. You may now kiss the groom" xD

    Ephemeral Mochi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love rice, can't go wrong with a bowl of white rice with salt and butter 🩷

    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always the little things isn't it?

    Wendell T Sasaki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice story. When I was a kid in 1950s Berkely, Calif. my favorite snack was Cha-Cha (tea) Gohan(rice) I am Japanese-American.

    Janice Sanz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School uniform, or something else?

    Pud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously best friends! 💖

    Jude Laskowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote, but I couldn't eat a whole bowl of rice. Interesting book "Eat Right for your Blood Type" by Dr. D'Adamo discusses how people from different parts of the world and therefore, blood types, can tolerate different foods. I used to work with two nurses who were from Viet Nam, and they would warm up bowls of plain white rice for dinner. No veggie, no meat or fish. I would have a blood sugar crash if I ate that.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A can of hairspray or deodorant makes an effective flamethrower. Just saying.

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you just tell innocent people how to tortch their house?

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    Maisey Myles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was a Creative Writing class then it’s a win

    Alex Kennedy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Vassal of horror” is lovely, but doesn’t seem apt. “Inevitable machinery of death”? “Noise of the impossibly other rubbing against the fabric of our Universe?”

    WorkAholic1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A can of hairspray will immobilize the bug long enough for you to escape your room. Afterwards, you send in your meanest, baddest male friend to kill said big bug.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were the prof, I would give this poor student a pass for the day.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they play with until it’s dead and then walk away, or do they play with it until it’s dead and then eat it?

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unbelievable. My downstairs neighbor was in hysterics because a big bug was blocking the door to her flat, and she was afraid to open it with her groceries.

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me really sad to see so many of you are into killing bugs :(

    ManuelQue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I suspect that having a monstrous bug between you and the only door in the room would provide motivation for that action.

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    uwuwuwu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what bug is the person emailing about. if anyone knows what bug is this, please reply to let me know.

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're in the eastern US it's probably a cicada

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    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and then they swap without you noticing.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's always when I'm trying to sleep! 😭

    Jessica Smiler-Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because we all have a nasal cycle, with different sides being the dominant nostril for a few hours, and then they switch! Dr. Karan talks about it on his channel!

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just read this recently. It's like a maintenance system or something to give the scent receptors a rest ... something like that.

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    Lego Man
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you lie on your side the snot gradually moves to the side which is closest to the pillow, providing temporary relief before clogging up the other side, or worse, getting stuck and clogging up both sides.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the opposite for me - every damn day!

    Jorie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please add sound effects for the one that whistles.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you try to blow your nose, NOTHING COMES OUT! I hate that.

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh THIS. it’s like there’s something solid up there or something?

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned a trick for this annoying situation. It takes a minute, but it works for me. Hold an empty plastic bottle under the opposite armpit and squeeze/hold until the nostril starts working again.

    DragonofMordor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, except usually the other way around for me.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, in defense of men, allow me to drop some more truth. The ketchup in the top photo was ALWAYS on the bottom shelf. For 10 years they placed it there, and it never moved. Then one day his wife decided unilaterally to move it to the top shelf. It's confusing, and yes I am speaking from personal experience. Also ketchup is gross. Curious to see which of those statements gets me the most hate

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    Terran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, there isn't even ketchup in the fridge, what a stupid meme

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like cats who can catch a sneaky mouse but can't see their food in their bowl. Bc they are used to food being sneaky.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone on reddit had a solution for the problem. Instead of a swear jar, they have a jar where the husband and children have to put money in whenever they ask the wife where something is and she finds it for them. It paid for a holiday.

    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What model rifle is he/she carrying?

    Falcon on Dizzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to be an M14, M21, or M39, hard to tell from this distance.

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    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meanwhile me looking at the second pic—what building? oh. oh wait i just got wooshed.

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    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "From the 3 point line... swoosh, nothing but net."

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    sdorph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least nobody can lose their cool and flip the board over

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not unless I get a bulldozer after game night

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would 100% keep that. Fresh paint maybe.

    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL: Originally called The Landlord’s Game created in the USA in 1903 by Lizzie Magie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monopoly_(game)

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't advise using Luminol and a UV light in that room...

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it isn't Cluedo! I would take arguments over murder any day!

    Gayle Teller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the shoes, and dog and racecar and thimble, etc. are all life-sized.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shooting the shot has really changed. At least people are adapting to the times, leaving me behind 😅

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The modern version of crumpling up a paper with their number and throwing it to the car next to them!

    Kerry Fletcher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's the equivalent to walking up to someone and sticking your note directly into their pockets without their permission.

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    Nea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, did you call him?

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wth is an airdrop?! Is this an iPhone thing?

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully it worked out for them, if not 781 is one of my local area codes, unless being cute is the only thing they have going for them, no thanks.

    Adam Simard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who keeps their AirDrop on all the time like that?

    LSD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we talking about things that definitely didn’t happen this week or?

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    Albert Pike
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a proposal 21st Century style.

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!!!

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ladies and Gentlemen, now that one has the distance, and is out of the ballpark... Homerun!"

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, that would be correct...

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us do but our house is in disarray and there's no where else we can go or friends who arent working around the clock.

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    MrsFettesVette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a small wedding and decided when we owned a house we would have a big blowout type party with everyone we knew. Now we have the house but hosting a party like that sounds like a terrible idea. My septic system will never recover

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the thought of all those people wandering through MY HOUSE makes me want to cry

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    Curbz81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social media ruined them. Too many people showed up

    David Beaulieu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I feel bd fro my teenage children. My [arents would go out 2 weeknight and both nights on the weekend. Golf league, bowling league, men's club, date night, poker night. My daughter is 15 and she had a babysitter once.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Michigan the trend is to rent a hotel room then post it on SM. It often turns into a mob scene.

    April Pickett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those of us that do have houses will keep them forever. Sort of like a lot of the centuries-old houses in Europe that are passed down generation to generation

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house is so that I do not have to deal with people, just cats.

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those throwing house parties were teenagers, they didn't have houses, either

    b s
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a house. Only my wife and rabbit are welcome inside. So house party for 3!

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    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do those count towards my daily protein goals?

    Lori Gibbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the Nutella on toast to go with it

    Andy Kane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Sounds good to me, I mean eggs are eggs, right?

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    atleast the reply wasn't "dogs"

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    Hiram's Friend
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent pun, based on "breaking" vs "braking", a difference very few seem to know if BP is representative.

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    sadmrguna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with this road? Why are all the cars white? Why are the trees painted white??

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many children, pets or bicyclists have been lost in that hole.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that took talent. Bravo!

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still can't park there mate!

    Eunice Bentley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a skill most people don't have, and probably don't want to have.

    Tiffany Buchner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually seen this, but the car was up against a building.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pancakes to, incase you dont feel cool enough to be a taco

    Kat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if pancakes aren't cool ... You should try mine. I could even do you a crepe Suzette

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    Terran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *me looking lovingly at my döner kebab*

    Dolevaal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats surprisingly wholesome.

    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except when I was young I would fall apart (emotionally) when my tacos fell apart (literally)

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to know, but I fall apart on more days than Tuesday.

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    Alex Kennedy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just get a divorce, sheesh! (Not you, Winter Eleven).

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    Peppy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think they’re gonna have a fairy tale ending

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is only funny if it's made up

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People being dishonest with the children / spouses. Wonder why they end up being dysfunctional families.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great way to ruin relationships.

    Anne Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s cruel. If he’s insignificant you need to separate so you can both find some happiness.

    ffeineandsugar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or did it just get really cold in here?

    Layla Layla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why are you together? Seriously if you're going to call someone that, maybe look in the mirror? Gees, it's almost like ppl want the drama.

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    Tempest
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ain’t funny when you’re trying to study 🥲

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the beain needs a little rest, or a banana

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    eMp Tee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cramming for tomorrow's anatomy exam.

    Sharkbait1313
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this watching tv..... I have to keep rewinding a rewatching the same part over and over promising myself that this time I will pay attention lol.

    Victoria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's podcasts. I can't listen to them because my mind wanders too much. I've tried listening to them, but if they're longer than 10 minutes, I keep rewinding back to where I lost track. Now I don't bother. I would rather read the transcript if they have it. Many podcasts now offer this alternative, thank dog.

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    DDukes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me when I started Junior year in college. It felt like my brain gave up. I dropped out due to burnout.

    Wendell T Sasaki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only when I try to read Camus or Satre.

    Pud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my ADHD in a nutshell!

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    Jules
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the tiger

    Andy Kane
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this picture seems to be the tiger, "at rest", so just imagine what his muscles would look like when he's doing something!

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    Niels AirMax
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be willing to paint stripes on my fat a*s if that gets you going....

    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tony aint eatin frosted flakes.

    Wisteria Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one friend: “Why that tiger kinda..”

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    Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn’t it apply to the tow truck? Or did the tow truck get away scot free?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should only apply to the vehicle being driven. The owner of the car should direct the police to the tow truck owner or company, their records will show who was driving the truck, and prove that the car wasn't driveable at that time.

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    HearditontheX
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The epitome of adding insult to injury

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine got a speeding ticket for his parked car. A speeding motorcycle activated the camera as it passed his car. Both vehicles were in the photo and it was clear that nobody was in the car. He got the ticket cancelled on appeal.

    Gémeaux jumeaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a flatbed tow truck, no less! Wheeeee!!

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long has your car been driving trucks?

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago we got one for 15mph over, going code 3 in an private ambulance. My partner was driving and I was in the back doing compressions. HR and Corporate supervisors called me in on my day off, and wanted to know why I did not have my partner slow down in that specific camera area? I told them that we were a BLS truck, had just picked up a patient and they coded en route to routine dialysis appointment. Partner radioed in, we were now Code 3 to hospital, and I worked the patient. They said that they were more concerned about the money and time of having to send someone down to file the proper appeal paperwork. I had been there 5yrs, but already had another job lined up, so I just slid my ID and shield across the desk, as I got up and told them what, where, when, and how they could do with themselves, then walked out. About 6mos later I got a call from them asking if I would be willing to come back to work for them. I laughed and hung up. Side note, they were at the time, but now are no longer a national for-profit, publicly traded company. I yhink, because the parent company is no longer in business.

    Felix Quinones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The governments that use this technology contract with a private company and the company gets a percentage of the ticket.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not an attorney, but I think you'll win this case. Well, as long as it isn't in Judge Cannon's courtroom.

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    Paul C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My then girlfriend, now wife, late at night, in the mid eighties, hailed down what looked like a taxi in London. Told him the hotel and shot off down many side streets and quite quickly screeched to a halt outside our destination. I said how much and he said "Oh, I dunno, fiver?" Reasonable, I thought. As we went in my girlfriend said, "wasn't a taxi was it?" Don't think so I said. Went into bar and got a drink!

    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤨🤨 taxis are all the same shape in London. What the heck did you get in?

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    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it. Pretending to be Homo sapiens is difficult. They’re a very strange organism.

    Alex Kennedy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Uber Driver died ten years ago this very night!

    Ever
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had too much to drink and decided to leave the party and go home. Outside I conveniently found a cab, got in and asked him to drive me home. I lived next door to the only cab drivers in town and used to baby sit their kids, so no address was needed. It wasn't until I tried to pay that I noticed that I was in an unfamiliar car with a stranger. I asked how he knew where to drop me off, and he told me I look just like my mother. To this day I have no clue who drove me that night, and I worry that one of my mother's friends will show up one day and go, "Remember that night when I drove your drunk a*s home?"

    Edison Lima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever he was, pro move getting you to safety when you got that drunk after leaving a party. Your mom has a solid friend.

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    GPawesomeness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to four of us in Mexico. It was an old taxi he had bought which we realized when there was no meter in it. He took us to our rental and told us he was excited about a first date he was having that evening. He got a big tip!

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they just get into the wrong car ? 😬

    Itsmeagain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to collect my daughter late one night, pulled up to where she was waiting and three guys jumped in the back, asked me how much to the next town. Didn't know that TaxiOf Mum&Dad was also open to the public!

    Eddie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we got a train to Malvern, looked for a cab rank or local phone number for a cab, couldnt spot one, asked a random man who was getting in a car with his wife and kid outside the train station where we could find a cab, he asked where we were going, said the name of our hotel, he said he would take us, got in, he drove us there, explained it wasn't even on his way. We talked, he was super friendly. Was a very nice thing for him to do for strangers.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke: I picked up a hitch-hiker the other day. He gets in and then asks me "How do you know I am not a serial killer?" I respond: "Because what are the odds of two serial killers being in the same car?"

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    Koalafied to komment
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can you work on half of the slides then?" - "Sorry, I have a boyfriend!"

    Stefan
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then get your boyfriend to do it! 😂😂

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    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I die, I want the people who worked on college group projects with me to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time.

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has Josei/Seinen plot material written all over it.

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this awfull thing??

    The explanation
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for one when somebody is calling you while you're already on call. You either end the current call and accept the new call, decline the new call, or hold the first call and accept the new call

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    Patricia Steward
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief, it's not rocket science.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is if "Dialing For Dollars" is the incoming phone call...

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    chrisdenny290
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last question in Who wants to be the millionaire be like:

    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my one brain cell: loading...

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of buttons to choose.

    Barry Fruitman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I'm on Android

    Camilie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was the only one!!!

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We moved and decided not to have a landline so using out cells for all calls. Took so long to navigate this. Hubby still hasn't. We are that old.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting paid; receiving bills in mail!!

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    Nea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ve got to have a sense of humour.

    GPawesomeness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until they adjust the number to the real one......

    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some s**t my dad would say 😭

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    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I almost wouldn’t be mad at this, if he’s going to these lengths to try reduce the inconvenience then he probably did genuinely just really need the money

    LSD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d consider trying to buy it back. The poor guy is obviously desperate

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need a greek philosopher for this one, I think

    Molly Reece
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely happened in South Africa. "Howzit" is such a colloquialism.

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No mixed emotions. There is an email. I am guessing thief was too stupid to create a new email to send this one so shoud be easy to connect to person.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the op was already logged in to their email on the laptop, they could have used it to send the email to them.

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Police will love this confession.

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least they are conscientious about the situation.

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Negotiate then bring cops! :D Seems he's an idiot anyways.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody ever said criminals were very bright. Locations are traceable.

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    Winter Eleven
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also "why can't you come to the party? You said you weren't doing anything." "No, i said i am doing nothing. The nothing is planned all day"

    Annlyn Ouzts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so old. They don't have Verde Salsa anymore. Must be at least 7 or 8 years now. I still ask for it, though.

    I Am LoKitty Of Meowsgard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They brought it back for the cantina chicken menu. Just got some recently.

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    R.C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if my plan is to just watch Netflix with my cat, those are still my plans lol.

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ARE 🔥🔥🔥, they're presently my fave menu item.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't rank other's plans on some arbitrary system.

    Willow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd have to free up your evening for what comes after💩

    Eunice Bentley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might not be a great plan but it is a plan.

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    MaryHadaLittleLamb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you find someone who's on the same wavelength as you, hold onto them!

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm...I'm old or oblivious or just plain dumb - does anyone have the patience to explain this one?

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the slogan for EA (Electronic Arts) video games, specifically sports games. "EA sports. It's in the game."

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    JayWantsACat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember i dropped a "marry me" to someone I had started seeing because she knew Simpsons quotes and then she ghosted me because she took it seriously or something even though we were literally joking around in texts the 10 minutes prior...? And then she complained about it to her friend who was dating my friend and let me know I was a 'little b***h' for saying that to her since we just started dating. This is what I hate dating.

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated quickly. :D

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be f*cking ancient then, because if you have my number, call me.

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can call me but I won't answer. That's what texting is for. I'm almost 50. :)

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    R.C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm at the age where I hate communicating across multiple apps. I don't want to be flipping to messenger for this convo, snap for this convo, text for this convo, etc. It's incredibly annoying to me. I will text you. That's it. Lol

    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does "snap" means like DM? I'm 32 and never had snapchat😅

    Wintermute
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so old I'm not ever quite sure what snapchat is.

    GirlFriday
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking you to snapchat means that person doesn't want a record of your texts

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think using snap is a way to communicate without actually needing to give out your number... and for things to "disappear"? I don't know. I'm older than 26 so have zero idea how it works.

    WorkAholic1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in my day, we actually used these items called "pens" and "pencils" that our hands would hold. We would then write with said pen or pencil on papyrus (I mean, paper) to write -- in longhand -- a note to a friend. We'd put that paper with words on it into an envelope, address it and put a stamp on the envelope, and a few days the friend would receive the letter. Worked amazingly well.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And while you're in the shower the bank spots the error and takes it back. Being rich was nice while it lasted, though.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would contact my bank to make sure it is a legitimate deposit and find out if it is a gift or owes taxes on it. If owes taxes it would be approximately 50%. But wouldn't touch it until got taxes paid on it then go from there.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First move, close the account and run.

    Alex Pope
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If u close it u would have to withdrawl it first

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    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Figure out the source. If a glitch, spend nothing because then I owe. If legit, find out if it counts as a gift and can be tax free. If not tax free, calculate cost of taxes and move remaining to another account and contact a financial management company to help me invest.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Final? You think that much will last forever?

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on how old and careful you are, yes

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    Cthulhu Kitty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move it to another account just in case

    Alex Pope
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be a bitcoin deposit from a profit

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to the bank and ask if this is a practical joke. If not, can they convert it into pounds and split it between my two accounts while I contact my financial advisor about moving the amount they cant insure into my bond.

    daytonagirl36@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open a swiss bank account, immediately transfer the funds and fly to a non extradition country

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    FreeTheUnicorn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave the door unlocked. Unless they are there to steal cars, they'll just search and leave, won't break windows. Good practice at popular trailheads too.

    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother always left his doors unlocked, idiot thieves broke the window to get in before even trying the handles.

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    Sharkfin6
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile my former uni I went to had students waiting on queues for up to 8 hours for the CHANCE to purchase a parking pass. On the first day of school, yesterday, reports came on several tow trucks being lined up to snatch vehicles since the night before. Talk about just plain fugging evil.

    Suby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drive an old car, and I have a habit of throwing empty waterbottles, pop cans, etc. in the back seat until I have a chance to throw them away. Looks a bit trashy, and it seems to do the job.

    Edison Lima
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the folks that glue broken bottles and others bits of glass to the top of their front garden/garage wall to stop people from jumping in to rob the house. It doesn't work because it keeps people from invading, it works because it looks so trashy any perspective thief will immediately know your are broke a.f.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ever let people borrow your car. I did that last year and STILL haven't gotten my keys back. I did get the car back, full of trash, cigarette butts, and reeking of smoke. Yeah. Don't. Ever.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never let anyone borrow your car, if they don't have their own car, there must be a reason.

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like borrowing someone's car because I can't afford to cover the cost of any accidents. I wouldn't want to screw a friend over like that.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *IF* I get there, I'll explain everything?!

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the '90s, friend's of mine would always let me borrow their cars, and if they had a date that weekend they'd ask if I would need it sometime in the week. Because they always knew they'd get it back washed, waxed, cleaned inside and a full tank of gas. Nowadays I live in a city, where walking and cycling are not practical, except for exercising, public transit is mediocre at best and owning a vehicle is about the only way to get where you need with efficiency. I use Lyft and Taxis, only to and from the airport, or from and to the bar.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's that little truck from earlier. So yeah, it's in the taxi.

    troufaki13
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    1 year ago

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    How do you lend you car to someone you just met? They clearly haven't talked before on the phone...

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    Jay Alan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, unfortunately I have been putting off getting a chicken for far too long. Many apologies."

    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely not, chicken takes priority.

    John Nelson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could compromise, I suppose, but I'll have to bring the chicken with me. Don't worry, I'll make him wear a tie, so the client won't think we're being too casual. (The director of a charity I was executive assistant to years ago still misses me, we still talk now and then, I kept things entertaining at times) :)

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a chicken so he could move across the road.

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could have been far worse, tbh!

    Pud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would someone please make this grammatically correct for me? I truly am not understanding it.

    Charlie Haase
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you're bringing me a chicken to the meeting.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends. If it’s a frozen chicken, possibly. If it’s a fried chicken, HELL NO!

    Justanotherpanda
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    1 year ago

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic that suffered from insomnia? He'd lie awake nights, wondering if there really were a dog.

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    SuperChicken
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only hope that the daughter is smarter.

    pemdas927
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering we don't know the "T" goes before the "H" says something, too.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is dumb. Perhaps they posted it as a joke since all the letters are actually there.

    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she not notice all the letters were capitals apart from the a in happy

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the misspelling of 'reconnecting' that gave it away, wasn't it?

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the genius is betrayed by lack of knowledge

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher must have been more furious with his spelling than the disguise.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have recieved credit for being so ingenious.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my former therapist

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't be depressed! Advice from my mom. ;)

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    LSD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he knows how to cure depression too 🙄

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He treats her like a queen...a drama queen.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just reduce the stress in your life. - Every doctor’s solution.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's interesting how people who never felt any empathy desperately want to show it. It's easier to pretend one has a little bit of empathy.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn’t I think of of that?

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    athornedrose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i appreciate the sense of humour. you may not be right for each other, but you're able to respect and acknowledge each other, and i think that's way healthier for the kids than staying together in a marriage that doesn't work

    CrazyKnitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that it's wonderful when people who divorce are able to acknowledge that they may not be right for each other, but can still be friends or at least civil. I'm even friends with my husband's ex, I think that we have a lot in common and I am secure enough to not be jealous of their history. Our history is what makes us who we are today, and I appreciate that.

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    Maddie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I want to know is why they have 235 unread texts??

    Gypsy Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who has 235 text messages?-! And how on earth do you keep them straight?

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago

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    My mind can't understand divorced people being nice to their former spouse. Especially if they're parents. Wouldn't it be better to just stay together and maybe work on themselves to be a better spouse? No, bc that takes effort and people are so lazy and stupid. I ~hate~ divorce.

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. If a couple have genuinely made a mistake why should they be condemned to stay together? Why should they be miserable and have to try and hide it when they could meet people that delight them? Better for the children to see examples of good relationships, not ones where people are tolerating each other. Sometimes splitting and being friendly is better than staying together and wanting to wring each others necks. Staying together for the children is a truly terrible idea. Why would you want to show children that this is what a relationship looks like?

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good god. Sort your fonts out at the very least. Followed swiftly and comprehensively by your employee appreciation schemes!

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this wound up back on the boss's desk along with a resignation letter.

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    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boss is such a disappointmint

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By giving you a mint, the boss is essentially telling you "Suck it!"

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We get: $6000000. You get: One lousy candy, worth less than a dollar.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy a bag of these at the dollar store for $2.50. Good to know management cares about their employees

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    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to imagine they spent their $6,000,000 on a very expensive focus group to discover what to do with the money , only to come up with this

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, my husband got this exact thing for Teacher Appreciation Day from the administration (obviously minus the sales bit).

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one of these at work, from a major insurance company which also provides financial services to the military and their families. Later the CEO was in the news because his annual bonus was astronomical.

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they were ‘very appreciated’. So much better than just appreciated

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's solid rhodium, go F yourself... Actually... Still go F yourself.

    Juris Macto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is what you get for being very appreciated, I imagine that being a disappointment must involve some form of maiming and torture

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! ;p And very important when you have teens, that you have a "no questions asked" code word they can text, so that a parent/caregiver immediately knows they need to get them out of a tight situation (e.g., a party where they're uncomfortable w/ whatever is going on, someone who wants them to get into a car w/ a driver who's been drinking, a date gone awry... whatever). The kid texts the code word or phrase, and the caregiver texts back that something has come up, and they need to come get them right away. Kid has an out, and saves face. *No questions asked*, unless the kid wants to share. Without the fear of repercussion, kid is more likely to build trust and share eventually... hopefully also building strategies for preventing future unsafe situations. https://consciouslyawesome.com/why-a-safe-word-and-no-questions-are-the-keys-to-your-teen-asking-you-for-help/

    Matthew Currie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long ago I knew a mother who passed on a family tradition. Her daughters always called her "mom" or the like, so when they phoned (pre-message era) and asked, "mother, may I....." it was the code for "please say no" in a way that saved face among peers.

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    BatPhace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom told me when I was a kid she didn't mind being the a*****e if I needed an out, she didn't care if my friends like her or not, I I then passed this on to my own kiddos, depending on how they asked me I would take the hint and say yes or no. Worked great lol

    Gavin Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter, 13, knows that she can either ask a question to get a negative response or if she’s in a situation or place that she feels uncomfortable in for whatever reason she can say that her mum or I said she has to come home. It gives her a no questions asked escape route ‘Dad says I need to be home soon so I’ve got to go’, she also knows that no matter what time it is that we will collect her. Blaming Dad is the easy route and I’m totally comfortable with a bunch of teenagers not liking me!

    Eunice Bentley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As neither my husband or I drove my kids always knew there was an envelope on the fridge with cab fare in it and if it wasn't enough they could wake us up to get more. My son took it one step further, he had been drinking and as he was driving past the police station decided he should not be driving. He pulled into the parking lot, parked and locked his car, went in and asked for a ride home. No problem, you going to need a ride tomorrow to pick up the car? He walked to pick up the car.

    Winter Eleven
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As kids i get it but later i just said to my best friend like i don't feel like a sleepover rain check? And vice versa. 11 years old vs like 17

    Happy_Pandalover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, i did not. Just say no yourself.

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    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But ... my cat doesn't have a phone ...

    ~nope~
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter, I’m sure your cat will yowl loud enough to bypass any Do Not Disturb 😂

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    Dragon mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this and it saved my sanity. If it's important they can leave a voicemail. Or text me. Or email me

    parajared
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put all phone calls and text messages to silent/no vibrate by default and assign alert tones to the small handful of phone numbers I'm okay with hearing from. Still doesn't help with the voicemail getting full problem though.

    John Nelson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best anti-robocall filter ever

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my middle daughter, whom I love to death, calls me 56 times a day

    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the person replying know what 🤌 means?

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    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is how the Van Winkles met

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, it wasn't 4 months later that she finally replied, from her nap. So he should have replied from his nap on Feb 26th, but I agree with making her wait a little longer than he had to, to prove his point.

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    CSC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is someone that I would like to be around. What a great face!

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a valid question tho. This isnt effort

    Hmmm hmmmm
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    1 year ago

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    Oh sod off , nobody cares how much effort he puts into dressing

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look so happy...

    Patricia Steward
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he still wore THAT to a wedding?!?

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lucky lady that he was free that day

    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet somehow they've been married for 40 years now 🥲

    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Mom went to all that trouble and expense, and was that confident, why didn't she rent him a tux or even a suit?

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    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think all flirting should come with that kind of disclaimer. 'For fictional excitement purposes only. Representation of any person or persons is purely coincidental. Actual performances can vary.'

    Nylah
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not my ace a*s thinking she ment oven by saying 'box'

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, has box changed its meaning from when I was young? Because that some seriuos kink, and possebly not hygienic 😅

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been used like that for decades, maybe just not where/when you were growing up.

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    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't want to overdue it - but to be on the same page, how dewey make it clear that ONLY the shelves are available?

    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad you're not sellling toilet seats

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    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love potion kicking in late

    J C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was my first thought, maybe she's pregnant. Maybe its that pregnancy glow/hormone shift he can detect that's bringing out those feelings.

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once asked myself if it was normal that my kids are so cute it hurts my heart. Like, really hurts it!

    ~nope~
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Oh babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.” “We’re married.”

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought "This is sweet", then I read his real consern and the fact he has no friends or family, and honestly. It could go both ways

    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this not normal? Been with mine for 15 years, she still makes everyone else in the room look like a Hagraven by comparison.

    Bill Hankel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love potion #10: Extra Strength

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    Nina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you confuse that with lovebombing, you might need to raise your bar a bit

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a compliment to be told that someone enters a trance when they spoke with you? Genuine question 😅

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they are different. Top: (ex2) +7x.. Bottom (ex) 2+7x....

    KillerKiwi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please tell me what I’m missing they look the exact same to me

    IamMe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The + sign is in a different position in relation to the 2.

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    char
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it took me a couple minutes to see the difference. granted, i am sick right now, so my brain do be foggy.

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    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause you need to get the anger out I guess. Certainly worse ways to do it

    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do it by killing everyone on a level of Hitman because then I can pretend it's actually a stealthy sort of game rather than a run and gun... coz I'm classy.

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    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Claiming that 4 inches is actually 8.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he probably wants quiet, safe and a place to clean up

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it means he was living 6 hours away, then he rode his bike to college, where he didn't have a place to sleep so he slept in a tent. He didn't continue to travel 6 hours.

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the second time i have seen this post, but I needed your brain to have it make sence beyond my own comment 😅

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    FreeTheUnicorn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there's no safe places closer. Maybe there's free food where he sleeps.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    understandable, the text is confusing

    Poediddy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one commenting here can see the humor in this ... what have you all become?

    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 hours each way or 6 hours in total?

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    Ni Na
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to check the source but it's iphone keyboard and the $ is between

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    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine's 8 and *. Downvoted it 'cos it's too unreliable as a joke.

    Miki
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. The 8/* and 9/( thing.

    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The numbers 89 are between those symbols, as are the symbols * (

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After looking at all the comments I still don't get it. What does all these supposed to mean? I am a boomer so I don't understand all these symbols you young people use. Can someone translate it in English without symbols?

    Sand Ers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s telling her to look at what’s on the key between the one with the “)” symbol and the one with the “&”symbol. On their keyboards, that’s the “$”. He wants money. The confusion here is caused by the fact that keyboards aren’t standardized like they used to be on typewriters. So the direction is meaningless to everybody whose keyboard has those symbols on different keys.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let them have it, but make sure they follow the hygiene regiment to a tee.. edited to add i have been educated, thanks!!

    LB
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To a... what now?

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    Wysteria_Rose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't let them get it in a professional shop, they will try to have their friends do it at their house with a needle and rubbing alcohol.

    R.C.
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom got super angry when I got my tongue pierced when I was 18. I told her at least it wasn't permanent like a tattoo! She still wasn't impressed but she didn't really have a comeback for that lol. I now have 2 tattoos which she was surprisingly less angry about than that piercing.

    Korrie Broos
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    1 year ago

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    A friend's kid wanted a nose ring, but she did not approve. Kid went ahead, mom changed the cleansing liquid with plain water. The piercing became a little septic, the kid washed more and more but it did not go away. Mom "well maybe it is a sign that you are not meant to have a piercing" Mom out foxed kid. Kid took out piercing and wound healed 100%.

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    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago

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    Is she a hooker?

    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She seems to young to be your mother, so I'm guessing not.

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    Sand Ers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respectful request, polite non-judgemental decline. This is how it’s supposed to work.

    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was he supposed to say if he's not interested?

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    Winter Eleven
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my birthday today and my only notification is from my aunt and mom lol 😂 but i got gifted a cake in Genshin impact so 🎉

    Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor man’s village is being raided by a black goat! 🐐

    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....black goats? the message literally means, "your village is being raided by black goats"

    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a girl and on my birthday my dad wished me by yelling at me and insulting everything about me and called me a donkey :)

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is from the cool, new game they wanted

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    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we capitalize, kids.

    pfeils wife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! Not sure it would have helped he commenter here tho! 🤣

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    Aussiegirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird movie, worth watching but the ending was unexpected

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    Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To emphasize that it contains nuts for those with nut allergies /s

    ChugChug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because its probably a cheaper chocolate cream, not Nutella.

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brown nut sounds very "need to see a doctor real fast"

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    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so me - I've totally mastered the art of overpacking....

    KillerKiwi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. One backpack and I’m set.

    Dawn Chan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, and dont forget the dresses!

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The food is mostly gone, but whoever took the rest left food against the edge of the container, so it looks full until you take the lid off

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    Sharkbait1313
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, when you get your hopes up and the they are crushed!

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could actually still work this out without looking at the keypad! I used to text with my phone in my pocket as I walked.

    R.C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be able to text faster like this than I can now. And do it without the teacher/parents knowing because I could do it without looking. I could maintain eye contact with them the entire time lol.

    Nylah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LISTEN HERE YOU MOTHAFU-

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    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really.. Still writing about it.

    Sandella
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you go on the original post, this is message 1 of 10. It ends with him outing the guy to his girlfriend as revenge for him telling the cops he's parked in a disabled spot

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago

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    While you're minding your business you might want to mind how many times you say 'during the day's in the same sentence.