Some days, all you want to do is kick back, take in some rays and enjoy a nice cold beverage. Most would agree that it’s a pretty wonderful feeling. The digital equivalent would be to kick back, get a snack and go through a collection of the internet’s favorite popcorn equivalent, the meme.
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My brother's godparents bred canaries. One was hatched with a foot like this. Since they couldn't sell him, they gave him to me. Raoul never showed any pain or discomfort because of his bum foot. He loved to sing with the vacuum, the dryer, the dishwasher. Since I knew nothing about taking care of birds, we bought a book. The book said that most birds lived in cages that were too small for them. It recommended letting the bird out to fly, for exercise and stress relief. So every Saturday before we cleaned the house, we'd let Raoul out to fly. Murphy, the pomeranian, knew the bird belonged in his cage, and would chase him through the house. When Raoul would land on the floor, Murphy would put his front paw on the bird and bark his head off so we could rescue Raoul and put him back in his cage.
I've literally just watched your post about Raoul in my head! Thank you so much for the best giggle I've had so far today.
Load More Replies...Aw, that's great! S/he'll be able to put his toes around tree branches when they're fixed up
It makes me happy to know that there're people doing this kind of thing.
Not as funny as a James Fridman edit, but it turned out great, and it was a very sweet gesture.
The title is incorrect, this sweet man took a selfie with a SELFIE STICK (the review wasn't for an iphone)
I've never seen this one before. He made me smile.
I've had to take selfies for different photo id's this past year and they all came out bad. Then it finally dawned on me. I'm just old and nowhere as good looking as my memories.
Hahahahaha! You made me laugh. I feel the same way. About myself, not you, lmao.
Load More Replies...As simple as they might look, there are a lot of “secret ingredients” to what makes a good meme. After all, new meme formats are “made” every single day, yet the vast majority of them simply do not last. Ultimately, memes need to have a few key components to actually stand the test of time.
First and foremost, memes need to be actually legible. The imagery and ideas have to make sense to a lot of people and they need to be universal enough to be applied to other things. Memes spread because various people see the template and add their own ideas to it.
The fridge is stocked, the aircon is on, cats are lounging, and no annoying humans (only the non annoying ones) are present here.
If outside was so great, why have we spent so much time and energy perfecting indoors?
My version: If the outdoors is so amazing, why did we build houses?
Load More Replies...dog is sleeping next to me on the couch and I have a fresh bag of weed (for medicinal purposes )
The therapist will play along for as long as the bill is being paid.
That is true - I'd still like to give it a go though LOL.
Load More Replies...Here it is free if you cant pay, you get about 10 sessions and more if deemed needed.
Load More Replies...Yes! Often married couples don't know one another throughput their marriage. Ugh.
Load More Replies...Except for the "boomer complaint" part, it's just really annoying for everyone
Load More Replies...My most boomer complaint: No, you shouldn't be able to get a hold of me 24 hours a day no matter where I am. No, I don't need to respond to your text message within 24 hours. No, I don't need to acknowledge your birthday on a social media platform after not seeing you for 2 and a half years. Yes, I miss land lines, answering machines, and that tattered hand written phonebook my mother kept in a drawer somewhere that was always out of date.
That's not a "boomer complaint" it's just common sense
Load More Replies......only for the show to be abruptly cancelled after season 2 cliffhanger.
MINDHUNTER, WE'RE LOOKING AT YOU and I'm STILL mad!
Load More Replies...And go back to weekly releases. This "binge format" did irreparable damage to shows and how they're enjoyed. At this point, just make an 8-hours-long movie.
Nothing is stopping you from waiting a week between episodes. I’m not going to remember some key plot point that happened 5 weeks ago, so I don’t watch serialized shows until I have all the episodes in the can.
Load More Replies..."Stranger Things 5"... I've divorced, bought a house, and moved on with my life since season 4. Still no season in sight.
I need to go on about this... instead of all the time in post season [i mean, if they even filmed as yet] they could go all Jaws-like and just make the monsters NOT seen most of the time and save a HUGE amount of time.
Load More Replies...I'm used to short seasons from watching UK series but it would be nice to have more
Almost like pictographs or hieroglyphs, memes “transmit” ideas incredibly quickly. A key part of a meme is that you are not reading paragraph after paragraph of text, although some folks insist on making memes of that sort. Ultimately, a meme lives or dies on just how quickly people can grasp its core concept and iterate on it.
Because... becau... be... why IS that description so accurate?
Load More Replies...It must have driven through water, there was a lot of shrinkage there. shrinkage-...aefd88.gif
10$ say spare Jeep Wrangler frame + drivetrain, Toyota (I think) body from the junkyard, a lot of free time, a LOT of talent/know-how and a great sense of humour, because that thing looks hilarious, but also really well done.
I eat alone in public and someone once said: You sure do make the food look good! 🤣
Load More Replies...Apparently lockdown was also a strange time to be a squirrel
Load More Replies...I ordered one of these and attached it to my railing -- too high, they just stood on the railing and reached down for the food. Thanks for the idea! I was about to throw it away.
I do hope this guy secured a patent 'cause you now can buy a ton of them on Amazon, lol. https://www.amazon.ca/squirrel-picnic-table/s?k=squirrel+picnic+table
Squirrels are really horrible at sharing food. If another Squirrel showed up at the table, there would be trouble.
Imagine how many hours in advance he started preparing that! Hope she married him! :p
Right? He didn't just dump those on there. They are carefully set up.
Load More Replies...I want a taste from that delectable middle that's attracting all the fish
The original commercial jingle for Goldfish Crackers went "The happy snack - that smiles back - until you bite their heads off". It didn't last very long.
I can't eat something that's smiling at me.
Load More Replies...I'm celiac, and this could very well kill me, but it also may be worth it
This is also why many movements, including political movements, use memes to organize action and spread awareness. Like political slogans or posters of old, a meme is quick, easy to understand. Really anything can be “memeified,” from common human experiences to very specific parts of a subgroup.
My career path was hospital volunteer > EMT > Nurse Aide > Nurse > Nurse Instructor.
Good for her! nothing like working your way up the scale :) As long as she's happy in what she's doing :)
She climbed the corporate ladder until she got to the top. Awesome.
I did that with my business cards from PR Account Executive to Group Director! I had undiagnosed ADHD and at school my teachers said my only hope was to marry a rich man.
Damn. Some people definitely should not be teachers.
Load More Replies...I'm tempted to add it to the automatic signature so I don't accidentally type it without full stop capital H.
Load More Replies..."Before you bug me with your dumb questions, try to figure it on your own" is too aggressive.
Make sure there are 1-2 other "autocorrect" incidents in your email for good measure, and then make this your signature.
Did you hear that?! I think that was Spiderman swinging by!
Load More Replies...She really needs those two days off to get her brain back to functional mode.
Wow ....may not get a date but if she has a good sense of humor you're in .
Most likely corvids; crows and ravens are well known for bringing gifts in exchange for food ❤️
And you definitely want the crows to be on your side! Don't make the crows mad! There is a reason a group of them is called a murder.
Load More Replies...It’s probably a gift. There giving objects they perceive as being valuable in exchange for the food
I wonder if this would work. Put out the peanuts and a jar of coins. Maybe put the rubber bands in the jar so they arey that's where you keep things you consider valuable....
Load More Replies...This is why I've been trying to attract a crow friend for the last like 8 years. No luck yet, but I have amassed several squirrel friends: Emerson, Vinicius Jr, Rodrygo, and Pepe (RIP Fred and Richarlison).
My fairy-tale loving brain is like... 10 years later: "One day this white guy and this asian guy stared at each other as one ate his rice, and they became friends. Today, they are married. You may now kiss the groom" xD
I love rice, can't go wrong with a bowl of white rice with salt and butter 🩷
Nice story. When I was a kid in 1950s Berkely, Calif. my favorite snack was Cha-Cha (tea) Gohan(rice) I am Japanese-American.
Upvote, but I couldn't eat a whole bowl of rice. Interesting book "Eat Right for your Blood Type" by Dr. D'Adamo discusses how people from different parts of the world and therefore, blood types, can tolerate different foods. I used to work with two nurses who were from Viet Nam, and they would warm up bowls of plain white rice for dinner. No veggie, no meat or fish. I would have a blood sugar crash if I ate that.
A can of hairspray or deodorant makes an effective flamethrower. Just saying.
Did you just tell innocent people how to tortch their house?
Load More Replies...“Vassal of horror” is lovely, but doesn’t seem apt. “Inevitable machinery of death”? “Noise of the impossibly other rubbing against the fabric of our Universe?”
Maybe he meant vessel of horror? Only slightly better.
Load More Replies...A can of hairspray will immobilize the bug long enough for you to escape your room. Afterwards, you send in your meanest, baddest male friend to kill said big bug.
If I were the prof, I would give this poor student a pass for the day.
Do they play with until it’s dead and then walk away, or do they play with it until it’s dead and then eat it?
Load More Replies...Unbelievable. My downstairs neighbor was in hysterics because a big bug was blocking the door to her flat, and she was afraid to open it with her groceries.
Makes me really sad to see so many of you are into killing bugs :(
Well, I suspect that having a monstrous bug between you and the only door in the room would provide motivation for that action.
Load More Replies...what bug is the person emailing about. if anyone knows what bug is this, please reply to let me know.
It's because we all have a nasal cycle, with different sides being the dominant nostril for a few hours, and then they switch! Dr. Karan talks about it on his channel!
I just read this recently. It's like a maintenance system or something to give the scent receptors a rest ... something like that.
Load More Replies...And if you lie on your side the snot gradually moves to the side which is closest to the pillow, providing temporary relief before clogging up the other side, or worse, getting stuck and clogging up both sides.
Oh my gosh THIS. it’s like there’s something solid up there or something?
Load More Replies...I learned a trick for this annoying situation. It takes a minute, but it works for me. Hold an empty plastic bottle under the opposite armpit and squeeze/hold until the nostril starts working again.
Okay, in defense of men, allow me to drop some more truth. The ketchup in the top photo was ALWAYS on the bottom shelf. For 10 years they placed it there, and it never moved. Then one day his wife decided unilaterally to move it to the top shelf. It's confusing, and yes I am speaking from personal experience. Also ketchup is gross. Curious to see which of those statements gets me the most hate
Load More Replies...Someone on reddit had a solution for the problem. Instead of a swear jar, they have a jar where the husband and children have to put money in whenever they ask the wife where something is and she finds it for them. It paid for a holiday.
Seems to be an M14, M21, or M39, hard to tell from this distance.
Load More Replies..."From the 3 point line... swoosh, nothing but net."
Not unless I get a bulldozer after game night
Load More Replies...TIL: Originally called The Landlord’s Game created in the USA in 1903 by Lizzie Magie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monopoly_(game)
And the shoes, and dog and racecar and thimble, etc. are all life-sized.
The modern version of crumpling up a paper with their number and throwing it to the car next to them!
No, it's the equivalent to walking up to someone and sticking your note directly into their pockets without their permission.
Load More Replies...Thank you for asking this! I was feeling like a dummy lol 😆
Load More Replies...Hopefully it worked out for them, if not 781 is one of my local area codes, unless being cute is the only thing they have going for them, no thanks.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, now that one has the distance, and is out of the ballpark... Homerun!"
Some of us do but our house is in disarray and there's no where else we can go or friends who arent working around the clock.
Load More Replies...We had a small wedding and decided when we owned a house we would have a big blowout type party with everyone we knew. Now we have the house but hosting a party like that sounds like a terrible idea. My septic system will never recover
And the thought of all those people wandering through MY HOUSE makes me want to cry
Load More Replies...Sometimes I feel bd fro my teenage children. My [arents would go out 2 weeknight and both nights on the weekend. Golf league, bowling league, men's club, date night, poker night. My daughter is 15 and she had a babysitter once.
Those of us that do have houses will keep them forever. Sort of like a lot of the centuries-old houses in Europe that are passed down generation to generation
My house is so that I do not have to deal with people, just cats.
Obligatory XKCD. . . https://xkcd.com/1035/ IMG_1648-6...f1-png.jpg
Excellent pun, based on "breaking" vs "braking", a difference very few seem to know if BP is representative.
Load More Replies...What's with this road? Why are all the cars white? Why are the trees painted white??
I wonder how many children, pets or bicyclists have been lost in that hole.
that's a skill most people don't have, and probably don't want to have.
As if pancakes aren't cool ... You should try mine. I could even do you a crepe Suzette
Load More Replies...Just get a divorce, sheesh! (Not you, Winter Eleven).
Load More Replies...That’s cruel. If he’s insignificant you need to separate so you can both find some happiness.
So why are you together? Seriously if you're going to call someone that, maybe look in the mirror? Gees, it's almost like ppl want the drama.
I do this watching tv..... I have to keep rewinding a rewatching the same part over and over promising myself that this time I will pay attention lol.
For me it's podcasts. I can't listen to them because my mind wanders too much. I've tried listening to them, but if they're longer than 10 minutes, I keep rewinding back to where I lost track. Now I don't bother. I would rather read the transcript if they have it. Many podcasts now offer this alternative, thank dog.
Load More Replies...And this picture seems to be the tiger, "at rest", so just imagine what his muscles would look like when he's doing something!
Load More Replies...I'd be willing to paint stripes on my fat a*s if that gets you going....
Shouldn’t it apply to the tow truck? Or did the tow truck get away scot free?
It should only apply to the vehicle being driven. The owner of the car should direct the police to the tow truck owner or company, their records will show who was driving the truck, and prove that the car wasn't driveable at that time.
Load More Replies...A friend of mine got a speeding ticket for his parked car. A speeding motorcycle activated the camera as it passed his car. Both vehicles were in the photo and it was clear that nobody was in the car. He got the ticket cancelled on appeal.
Years ago we got one for 15mph over, going code 3 in an private ambulance. My partner was driving and I was in the back doing compressions. HR and Corporate supervisors called me in on my day off, and wanted to know why I did not have my partner slow down in that specific camera area? I told them that we were a BLS truck, had just picked up a patient and they coded en route to routine dialysis appointment. Partner radioed in, we were now Code 3 to hospital, and I worked the patient. They said that they were more concerned about the money and time of having to send someone down to file the proper appeal paperwork. I had been there 5yrs, but already had another job lined up, so I just slid my ID and shield across the desk, as I got up and told them what, where, when, and how they could do with themselves, then walked out. About 6mos later I got a call from them asking if I would be willing to come back to work for them. I laughed and hung up. Side note, they were at the time, but now are no longer a national for-profit, publicly traded company. I yhink, because the parent company is no longer in business.
The governments that use this technology contract with a private company and the company gets a percentage of the ticket.
I'm not an attorney, but I think you'll win this case. Well, as long as it isn't in Judge Cannon's courtroom.
My then girlfriend, now wife, late at night, in the mid eighties, hailed down what looked like a taxi in London. Told him the hotel and shot off down many side streets and quite quickly screeched to a halt outside our destination. I said how much and he said "Oh, I dunno, fiver?" Reasonable, I thought. As we went in my girlfriend said, "wasn't a taxi was it?" Don't think so I said. Went into bar and got a drink!
🤨🤨 taxis are all the same shape in London. What the heck did you get in?
Load More Replies...I get it. Pretending to be Homo sapiens is difficult. They’re a very strange organism.
I had too much to drink and decided to leave the party and go home. Outside I conveniently found a cab, got in and asked him to drive me home. I lived next door to the only cab drivers in town and used to baby sit their kids, so no address was needed. It wasn't until I tried to pay that I noticed that I was in an unfamiliar car with a stranger. I asked how he knew where to drop me off, and he told me I look just like my mother. To this day I have no clue who drove me that night, and I worry that one of my mother's friends will show up one day and go, "Remember that night when I drove your drunk a*s home?"
Whoever he was, pro move getting you to safety when you got that drunk after leaving a party. Your mom has a solid friend.
Load More Replies...That happened to four of us in Mexico. It was an old taxi he had bought which we realized when there was no meter in it. He took us to our rental and told us he was excited about a first date he was having that evening. He got a big tip!
I went to collect my daughter late one night, pulled up to where she was waiting and three guys jumped in the back, asked me how much to the next town. Didn't know that TaxiOf Mum&Dad was also open to the public!
we got a train to Malvern, looked for a cab rank or local phone number for a cab, couldnt spot one, asked a random man who was getting in a car with his wife and kid outside the train station where we could find a cab, he asked where we were going, said the name of our hotel, he said he would take us, got in, he drove us there, explained it wasn't even on his way. We talked, he was super friendly. Was a very nice thing for him to do for strangers.
The joke: I picked up a hitch-hiker the other day. He gets in and then asks me "How do you know I am not a serial killer?" I respond: "Because what are the odds of two serial killers being in the same car?"
"Can you work on half of the slides then?" - "Sorry, I have a boyfriend!"
When I die, I want the people who worked on college group projects with me to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time.
This has Josei/Seinen plot material written all over it.
We moved and decided not to have a landline so using out cells for all calls. Took so long to navigate this. Hubby still hasn't. We are that old.
Honestly I almost wouldn’t be mad at this, if he’s going to these lengths to try reduce the inconvenience then he probably did genuinely just really need the money
No mixed emotions. There is an email. I am guessing thief was too stupid to create a new email to send this one so shoud be easy to connect to person.
If the op was already logged in to their email on the laptop, they could have used it to send the email to them.
Load More Replies...Well at least they are conscientious about the situation.
Also "why can't you come to the party? You said you weren't doing anything." "No, i said i am doing nothing. The nothing is planned all day"
This is so old. They don't have Verde Salsa anymore. Must be at least 7 or 8 years now. I still ask for it, though.
They brought it back for the cantina chicken menu. Just got some recently.
Load More Replies...Even if my plan is to just watch Netflix with my cat, those are still my plans lol.
When you find someone who's on the same wavelength as you, hold onto them!
Hmmm...I'm old or oblivious or just plain dumb - does anyone have the patience to explain this one?
It's the slogan for EA (Electronic Arts) video games, specifically sports games. "EA sports. It's in the game."
Load More Replies...I remember i dropped a "marry me" to someone I had started seeing because she knew Simpsons quotes and then she ghosted me because she took it seriously or something even though we were literally joking around in texts the 10 minutes prior...? And then she complained about it to her friend who was dating my friend and let me know I was a 'little b***h' for saying that to her since we just started dating. This is what I hate dating.
You can call me but I won't answer. That's what texting is for. I'm almost 50. :)
Load More Replies...Asking you to snapchat means that person doesn't want a record of your texts
I think using snap is a way to communicate without actually needing to give out your number... and for things to "disappear"? I don't know. I'm older than 26 so have zero idea how it works.
Back in my day, we actually used these items called "pens" and "pencils" that our hands would hold. We would then write with said pen or pencil on papyrus (I mean, paper) to write -- in longhand -- a note to a friend. We'd put that paper with words on it into an envelope, address it and put a stamp on the envelope, and a few days the friend would receive the letter. Worked amazingly well.
And while you're in the shower the bank spots the error and takes it back. Being rich was nice while it lasted, though.
I would contact my bank to make sure it is a legitimate deposit and find out if it is a gift or owes taxes on it. If owes taxes it would be approximately 50%. But wouldn't touch it until got taxes paid on it then go from there.
Figure out the source. If a glitch, spend nothing because then I owe. If legit, find out if it counts as a gift and can be tax free. If not tax free, calculate cost of taxes and move remaining to another account and contact a financial management company to help me invest.
Go to the bank and ask if this is a practical joke. If not, can they convert it into pounds and split it between my two accounts while I contact my financial advisor about moving the amount they cant insure into my bond.
Open a swiss bank account, immediately transfer the funds and fly to a non extradition country
Leave the door unlocked. Unless they are there to steal cars, they'll just search and leave, won't break windows. Good practice at popular trailheads too.
My brother always left his doors unlocked, idiot thieves broke the window to get in before even trying the handles.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile my former uni I went to had students waiting on queues for up to 8 hours for the CHANCE to purchase a parking pass. On the first day of school, yesterday, reports came on several tow trucks being lined up to snatch vehicles since the night before. Talk about just plain fugging evil.
I drive an old car, and I have a habit of throwing empty waterbottles, pop cans, etc. in the back seat until I have a chance to throw them away. Looks a bit trashy, and it seems to do the job.
It's like the folks that glue broken bottles and others bits of glass to the top of their front garden/garage wall to stop people from jumping in to rob the house. It doesn't work because it keeps people from invading, it works because it looks so trashy any perspective thief will immediately know your are broke a.f.
Load More Replies...Don't ever let people borrow your car. I did that last year and STILL haven't gotten my keys back. I did get the car back, full of trash, cigarette butts, and reeking of smoke. Yeah. Don't. Ever.
Don't ever let people borrow your things. Full stop.
Load More Replies...Never let anyone borrow your car, if they don't have their own car, there must be a reason.
I don't like borrowing someone's car because I can't afford to cover the cost of any accidents. I wouldn't want to screw a friend over like that.
Back in the '90s, friend's of mine would always let me borrow their cars, and if they had a date that weekend they'd ask if I would need it sometime in the week. Because they always knew they'd get it back washed, waxed, cleaned inside and a full tank of gas. Nowadays I live in a city, where walking and cycling are not practical, except for exercising, public transit is mediocre at best and owning a vehicle is about the only way to get where you need with efficiency. I use Lyft and Taxis, only to and from the airport, or from and to the bar.
"Yeah, unfortunately I have been putting off getting a chicken for far too long. Many apologies."
I could compromise, I suppose, but I'll have to bring the chicken with me. Don't worry, I'll make him wear a tie, so the client won't think we're being too casual. (The director of a charity I was executive assistant to years ago still misses me, we still talk now and then, I kept things entertaining at times) :)
Depends. If it’s a frozen chicken, possibly. If it’s a fried chicken, HELL NO!
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic that suffered from insomnia? He'd lie awake nights, wondering if there really were a dog.
Load More Replies...i appreciate the sense of humour. you may not be right for each other, but you're able to respect and acknowledge each other, and i think that's way healthier for the kids than staying together in a marriage that doesn't work
I think that it's wonderful when people who divorce are able to acknowledge that they may not be right for each other, but can still be friends or at least civil. I'm even friends with my husband's ex, I think that we have a lot in common and I am secure enough to not be jealous of their history. Our history is what makes us who we are today, and I appreciate that.
Load More Replies...No. If a couple have genuinely made a mistake why should they be condemned to stay together? Why should they be miserable and have to try and hide it when they could meet people that delight them? Better for the children to see examples of good relationships, not ones where people are tolerating each other. Sometimes splitting and being friendly is better than staying together and wanting to wring each others necks. Staying together for the children is a truly terrible idea. Why would you want to show children that this is what a relationship looks like?
Load More Replies...Good god. Sort your fonts out at the very least. Followed swiftly and comprehensively by your employee appreciation schemes!
I hope this wound up back on the boss's desk along with a resignation letter.
Load More Replies...By giving you a mint, the boss is essentially telling you "Suck it!"
You can buy a bag of these at the dollar store for $2.50. Good to know management cares about their employees
Load More Replies...I like to imagine they spent their $6,000,000 on a very expensive focus group to discover what to do with the money , only to come up with this
I got one of these at work, from a major insurance company which also provides financial services to the military and their families. Later the CEO was in the news because his annual bonus was astronomical.
If this is what you get for being very appreciated, I imagine that being a disappointment must involve some form of maiming and torture
So true! ;p And very important when you have teens, that you have a "no questions asked" code word they can text, so that a parent/caregiver immediately knows they need to get them out of a tight situation (e.g., a party where they're uncomfortable w/ whatever is going on, someone who wants them to get into a car w/ a driver who's been drinking, a date gone awry... whatever). The kid texts the code word or phrase, and the caregiver texts back that something has come up, and they need to come get them right away. Kid has an out, and saves face. *No questions asked*, unless the kid wants to share. Without the fear of repercussion, kid is more likely to build trust and share eventually... hopefully also building strategies for preventing future unsafe situations. https://consciouslyawesome.com/why-a-safe-word-and-no-questions-are-the-keys-to-your-teen-asking-you-for-help/
Long ago I knew a mother who passed on a family tradition. Her daughters always called her "mom" or the like, so when they phoned (pre-message era) and asked, "mother, may I....." it was the code for "please say no" in a way that saved face among peers.
Load More Replies...My daughter, 13, knows that she can either ask a question to get a negative response or if she’s in a situation or place that she feels uncomfortable in for whatever reason she can say that her mum or I said she has to come home. It gives her a no questions asked escape route ‘Dad says I need to be home soon so I’ve got to go’, she also knows that no matter what time it is that we will collect her. Blaming Dad is the easy route and I’m totally comfortable with a bunch of teenagers not liking me!
As neither my husband or I drove my kids always knew there was an envelope on the fridge with cab fare in it and if it wasn't enough they could wake us up to get more. My son took it one step further, he had been drinking and as he was driving past the police station decided he should not be driving. He pulled into the parking lot, parked and locked his car, went in and asked for a ride home. No problem, you going to need a ride tomorrow to pick up the car? He walked to pick up the car.
As kids i get it but later i just said to my best friend like i don't feel like a sleepover rain check? And vice versa. 11 years old vs like 17
No matter, I’m sure your cat will yowl loud enough to bypass any Do Not Disturb 😂
Load More Replies...I do this and it saved my sanity. If it's important they can leave a voicemail. Or text me. Or email me
Technically, it wasn't 4 months later that she finally replied, from her nap. So he should have replied from his nap on Feb 26th, but I agree with making her wait a little longer than he had to, to prove his point.
If Mom went to all that trouble and expense, and was that confident, why didn't she rent him a tux or even a suit?
I think all flirting should come with that kind of disclaimer. 'For fictional excitement purposes only. Representation of any person or persons is purely coincidental. Actual performances can vary.'
Umm, has box changed its meaning from when I was young? Because that some seriuos kink, and possebly not hygienic 😅
It's been used like that for decades, maybe just not where/when you were growing up.
Load More Replies...Don't want to overdue it - but to be on the same page, how dewey make it clear that ONLY the shelves are available?
that was my first thought, maybe she's pregnant. Maybe its that pregnancy glow/hormone shift he can detect that's bringing out those feelings.
Load More Replies...I once asked myself if it was normal that my kids are so cute it hurts my heart. Like, really hurts it!
Is this not normal? Been with mine for 15 years, she still makes everyone else in the room look like a Hagraven by comparison.
The + sign is in a different position in relation to the 2.
Load More Replies...Cause you need to get the anger out I guess. Certainly worse ways to do it
I do it by killing everyone on a level of Hitman because then I can pretend it's actually a stealthy sort of game rather than a run and gun... coz I'm classy.
Load More Replies...I think it means he was living 6 hours away, then he rode his bike to college, where he didn't have a place to sleep so he slept in a tent. He didn't continue to travel 6 hours.
This is the second time i have seen this post, but I needed your brain to have it make sence beyond my own comment 😅
Load More Replies...Maybe there's no safe places closer. Maybe there's free food where he sleeps.
I had to check the source but it's iphone keyboard and the $ is between
Load More Replies...After looking at all the comments I still don't get it. What does all these supposed to mean? I am a boomer so I don't understand all these symbols you young people use. Can someone translate it in English without symbols?
He’s telling her to look at what’s on the key between the one with the “)” symbol and the one with the “&”symbol. On their keyboards, that’s the “$”. He wants money. The confusion here is caused by the fact that keyboards aren’t standardized like they used to be on typewriters. So the direction is meaningless to everybody whose keyboard has those symbols on different keys.
Load More Replies...Let them have it, but make sure they follow the hygiene regiment to a tee.. edited to add i have been educated, thanks!!
If you don't let them get it in a professional shop, they will try to have their friends do it at their house with a needle and rubbing alcohol.
My mom got super angry when I got my tongue pierced when I was 18. I told her at least it wasn't permanent like a tattoo! She still wasn't impressed but she didn't really have a comeback for that lol. I now have 2 tattoos which she was surprisingly less angry about than that piercing.
She seems to young to be your mother, so I'm guessing not.
Load More Replies...What was he supposed to say if he's not interested?
Load More Replies...It's my birthday today and my only notification is from my aunt and mom lol 😂 but i got gifted a cake in Genshin impact so 🎉
I’m a girl and on my birthday my dad wished me by yelling at me and insulting everything about me and called me a donkey :)
Agreed! Not sure it would have helped he commenter here tho! 🤣
Load More Replies...An almost empty container with the rice pushed to the front so it looks full
Load More Replies...The food is mostly gone, but whoever took the rest left food against the edge of the container, so it looks full until you take the lid off
Load More Replies...I could actually still work this out without looking at the keypad! I used to text with my phone in my pocket as I walked.
When you go on the original post, this is message 1 of 10. It ends with him outing the guy to his girlfriend as revenge for him telling the cops he's parked in a disabled spot
Load More Replies...From OP: "Almost like pictographs or hieroglyphs, memes “transmit” ideas incredibly quickly. [...] Ultimately, a meme lives or dies on just how quickly people can grasp its core concept and iterate on it." Or, as Richard Dawkins, the originator of the word 'meme', actually said, memes are ideas that spread like genes. Good ones are picked up and replicated through a population while bad ones quickly disappear.
Plenty of bad ideas are spread about and replicated 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
Load More Replies...From OP: "Almost like pictographs or hieroglyphs, memes “transmit” ideas incredibly quickly. [...] Ultimately, a meme lives or dies on just how quickly people can grasp its core concept and iterate on it." Or, as Richard Dawkins, the originator of the word 'meme', actually said, memes are ideas that spread like genes. Good ones are picked up and replicated through a population while bad ones quickly disappear.
Plenty of bad ideas are spread about and replicated 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
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