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Blessed be those who didn't have to go through the trouble of learning the English language. Some might say that learning Japanese or Icelandic might be the most difficult task out there, but even the most complicated aspects of those languages have some kind of logic behind them. English grammar and the language itself, on the other hand, has some truly nonsensical characteristics to it and a plethora of arbitrary rules.

Those with English as their native language never have to consciously work through the kinks of spelling out Wednesday or why writers write, but fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce. Learning English as a secondary language is a real minefield once you figure out the basic grammar rules and step into more specific areas. And these people decided to point some of the most confusing things out there to prove their point. English is a weird language and at times makes no sense whatsoever, especially for a language that is so widespread.

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Orillion
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who's up for the defenestration of Donald Trump. I say we do it overmorrow.

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    To be fair, many linguists would easily find a logical answer to most of the problems presented in these messages, as English language has a lot of nuances (like words being borrowed from Latin and Greek, or the fact that some words had their origins lost or they ceased to be used in spoken language). However, that doesn't mean that they still don't fail to confuse people trying to learn the language, as even the most sound explanation might seem nonsensical when the original problem could be solved by, well... changing the language? Ah, let's leave this for the linguists to figure out and non-native speakers to be confused about, right?

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    #3

    English Nonsense

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    HANS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just ruined the ending for me!

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    #6

    English Nonsense

    tidywrities Report

    SykesDaMan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a while to remember which one is positive and which one is negative between horriffic and terrfic...

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    #8

    English Nonsense

    thinice41 Report

    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely really interesting!

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    #10

    English Nonsense

    cherlishPanda Report

    So Dou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have the exact same word in french and with the same meaning ... others meaning too ;)

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    #11

    English Nonsense

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    Yoel Schvarcz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In french it's called Double-V

    AP
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is easy. In Greek, "U" is a "V". So, a "double U" actually IS a a double "V". When the two are combined, they create the W

    MtC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not entirely correct. In Romance languages originally "W" was written as "VV". However, in Germanic languages it was written as "UU". Example: "Neerwinden" was originally UUinethe. Hence why in French it's "double V" and in English it's "double u".

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    littlesaresare
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the /w/ sound was originally written as uu. The letter W is comparatively recent.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on your handwriting. For me it's a double U.

    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why isn't a "m" called a "Double-N"?

    Iggy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Irish (we don't usually call it Gaelic), it doesn't matter because there are no Ws in the Irish language!

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no V sound in Thai, so words like Vinamek and Sukhumvit are pronounced with a W sound.

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    Pamela Scott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because script has changed at one time is was literally a double u!

    Akorfa No.9
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it depends on how you write your "w" :?

    SurrealKit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can also be written to look like two "U"s.

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one has roots in ancient Latin. When you see the remnants of the tangible cultural heritage, you might notice familiar words with the "U"s being written as "V"s. I wonder when and how has this change of shape and phoneme occurred....

    David Vera
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Latin created by Romans there is no Letter u only V

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    Jarno Flinkers
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Dutch it's the first pronunciation in whale. So it sounds like wha.

    David Vera
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word in Spanish ( castellano) is Ballena ( soft v sound)

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    Ashley Galyen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U and V used to be used interchangably. Like the upper and lowercase version of a letter. There really wasn't much of a standard then and the reader knew if it was a u or v sound by the context. Later typesetters finally standardized it, but English kept the old Double U name for W. French must have been more progressive with their Double V.

    Ani Archeron
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the replies, English likes to feel REALLY REALLY SPECIAL. Like its word for pineapple.

    Mae
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! the word ananas is used in 42 languages, while pineapple or piña is used in 10

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    Michael Capriola Jr.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Germanic languages pronounce "W" as if it were a "V." English doesn't. The confusion probably stems from the transition from Old English into Muddle English. :)

    Silvan Schwaller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I know, it is because originally it was written as uu and vv, making it a double u.

    Magali Lassalvy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In French we call it double-v...but take a look at our numbers !!

    Tegan Frid
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because cursive writing is a thing

    Agus Satoto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not in Indonesian. it's pronounced 'wé'. The V is pronounced 'fé'. That's why we don't have Miss V here 😄

    Andrew Olas
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because it makes the sound of two U's

    Bridgette Gaudin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It all began with Latin, where we get our alphabet. But Latin had no U. The letter U was invented to distinguish the U sound from the V sound. It's not "double V" because it doesn't make the V sound.

    Alejandro Suarez
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always ask myself that. Weird thing, on spanish, we say it right.

    Shelli Perez Lorton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you write it in cursive, it’s literally two “u”s

    Viet Nguyen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it is the way w is written in the past, it isn't popular now. It does look like 2 uu

    JV
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Originally it was two Us, but they ended up being pronounced as Vs since that's what they looked like in script.

    Tracy Potter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In cursive (a dying writing skill, I know), the w is softer and more rounded like a u. Maybe that is why.

    Lynda Momalo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Classical Latin alphabet had only 23 letters, not the 26 that we have today. ... Uppercase and lowercase letters are allographs. Before the use of the letter U, the shape V stood for both the vowel U and the consonant V. In the picture below you can see the letter V used in places were it would be pronounced as a U. https://www.dictionary.com/e/theletteru/

    Taryn Wallace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doublé V in Spanish v is pronounced "ve"

    Daniel da Silva
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In script writing it's two U letters

    Alexander Schoemaker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to be a double u, but they changed the way it's written after it got its name.

    Dave van Es
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before the U became a U, it was written as a V

    John Montgomery
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered if the people labeling the letter were looking at two different version. Discarding cursive a capitalized W is a double v, but a lower case w is usually written as a double u. Of course typing screws that idea up completely.

    KLo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Spanish it is doble-v or double -v

    Maya Ayeis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how would a double v sounds??

    Give me a beagle any day...
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah? And what are apartments not called "togetherments?" And how you can park on a driveway and drive on a parkway....?

    Freya Fluharty
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way it was written initially. And printed. The U has a tail at the bottom, the V at the top. When you write W the tail ends at the bottom.

    Callie Ge
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s Vay & double vay in German and Dutch

    Bill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because English is a Germanic rooted language

    moeless
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on how you write, right?

    Alex Noott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've often wondered just that!!

    Ann Gullberg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Swedish it is call double V

    Ann Gullberg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Swedish it is called double V

    nala simba
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I always thought that!

    Aliaa Hwijah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double V in German. He said:" My vife is vonderful."

    Anton Reyes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s “doble-ve” in Spanish

    Anton Reyes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is in fact called a “doble-ve” in Spanish

    Amy Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Wheelbavvrow would just sound silly

    ADHORTATOR
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps because in Latin V is spelled U?

    Chiderah Abani
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Depends on how you write it I guess. Maybe the English were at some point in time "u"ing what they now "v" in writing.

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhmm and why if you write two connected U and V you still read it as double you?

    YsaPur
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in all these languages double w is pronounced like a v, but in English it isn't pronounced like a v, more like a u. not vindov, but uindou

    Linda Robinett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This letter was created from the Latin alphabet (the one we all use) So Vine Vide Vice I came, I saw, I conquered is pronounced winee widey wikey in Classical Latin. So the French are more correct than the English.

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In spanish it is called "Doblé Ooo" :P

    Octavia Hansen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "V" is the original "U", when carving stone, arcs are difficult, straight lines easy. As stone masons got better and printing came into fashion so much later, the sounds were separated with the letters but "W" still has roots in double "U". It's an art/printing thing . . .

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    #12

    English Nonsense

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English pronunciation was invented by Satan

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    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What profession is a handyman in then?

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    #14

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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    Artex Gorilla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brits also use 'Quite' in a sarcastic manner if agreeing with someone (who they don't agree with).

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    #15

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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    English Nonsense

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    #18

    English Nonsense

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    Sherbaan Naab
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two questions, same answer: because you don't wash properly.

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    #19

    English Nonsense

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    #20

    English Nonsense

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    Aileen
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve also heard, “I before E except when your feisty foreign neighbor Keith leisurely receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from caffeinated atheist weightlifters. Weird.”

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    #21

    English Nonsense

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    Steven Cook
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last two lines may read incorrect until said...

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    #22

    English Nonsense

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    HANS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather not do either or do neither.

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    #23

    English Nonsense

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    Emily Ashcraft
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one is used by the people of sarcasm and one is used by regular people

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    #24

    English Nonsense

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    Bleh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made more sense than it should've

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    #25

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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    Aldhissla VargTimmen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a broadcasted spelling competition for the Dutch language as well ^^ Dutch is easier though, makes more sense :)

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    #26

    English Nonsense

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    #27

    English Nonsense

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I hear someone say "the other day", I assume it's something within a month. I never think someone would mean something they did like a year ago

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    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if uncovered wagons were the first form of mass transportation so you literally were "on" it.

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    #30

    English Nonsense

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    George Utley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fridge is a slang shortening of one of the original refrigerators - Fridgidaire...

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    #31

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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    Phil Boswell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same way that the sentence "I never said she stole all my money" takes on a completely different meaning depending upon which particular word you emphasise…

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    #32

    English Nonsense

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it has nothing to do with the words man/woman and comes from Latin humanus

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    #33

    English Nonsense

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    Eduard Korhonen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's Zoë, but everyone forgets the importance of umlauts

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    #34

    English Nonsense

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    #35

    English Nonsense

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    Evil Little Thing
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WATCH ME! You can food anything if you just eat it.

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    #36

    English Nonsense

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because "Philippines" is in English while "Filipino/Filipina" is Spanish. No need to stress out. In Spanish the country is Filipinas. All is well, they're just words in two different languages!

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    #38

    English Nonsense

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One is AWful, the other is AWEsome. Maybe here lies the difference.

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    #40

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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    Piou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean man's laughter isn't the same as manslaughter? Hmmm maybe I should reconsider my hobbies

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    #41

    English Nonsense

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because baked comes from the stem word "bake" so all you have to do is add the d in pronunciation. Whereas naked IS the stem word, so it has its own pronunciation. Confusing I know

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    #43

    English Nonsense

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    Artex Gorilla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be correct this would need to be ten-one

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    #44

    English Nonsense

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    Dave Walker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try saying you'll meet a Continental European at "Half Eight" and see what time he arrives...

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    #45

    English Nonsense

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    Dynein
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever learned German? It doesn't just change the specific of the verb... it changes the whole meaning. "wenden" - to turn, "verwenden" - to use, "abwenden" - to avert, "zuwenden" - to give care/love/attention. That game can be played with pretty much any verb...

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    #46

    English Nonsense

    PMunch Report

    F. H.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to say, but in that case the proofreaders language skills were just lacking.

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    #47

    English Nonsense

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can find two mistakes from proof reading!

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    #48

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

    SleepyLoner Report

    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird the veil of this lie has reigned since ancient times. It's ageing well. Being that it's on my conscience, I'll ignore it's deficiencies and feign adherence to this insufficient and heinous rule.

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