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We Create Unapologetic Embroideries With Funny And Honest Quotes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones
Hi Everyone! Our names are Karla and Fabricio and we are Lisbon, Portugal-based creatives behind the Rebordação Handmade Embroidery project. Through our creative embroidery hoop art, our mission is to create “embroideries to make your day a little happier and funny.” From Van Gogh to Britney Spears, many well-known figures are represented in our work.
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bv7hearts 3 years ago
Ok but for real though. Take care of your body b/c it can be a real b***h trying to navigate life in chronic pain.
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That nerd Zoe 3 years ago
Ah yes. Periods, I assume? (Fellow girl here, I started taking ibuprofen for cramps in grade 6 lol)
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Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent 3 years ago
Also, ibuprofen is so bad for the digestive system, especially on an empty stomach. I used to take them all the time for period cramps and ended up with stomach and intestinal ulcers. 0/10 would not recommend! Paracetamol all the way for me. I think that's Tylenol in the US.
Elizabeth Truss 3 years ago
I have many ulcers that I'm treating right now for taking so many NSAIDS (ibuprofen, Aleve, and aspirin). It ripped me to shreds inside. Tylenol is much better for the stomach, but not so good for the liver, if you take a lot.
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Marie Fleuris 3 years ago
Sorry, but those are clearly acetaminophen (aka Tylenol) gelcaps . Ibuprofen (Advil) usually looks like a small, brown, round tablets.
*Rebordação is a four-hand project! We're a couple and we've lived together for the past 10 years. We work together on everything, starting from the design, creation, and even down to the needlework! We always had a passion for Embroidery and Design, and back in 2017, we decided to leave our regular full-time jobs in Brazil (we're Brazilians), and to start this project in Lisbon, Portugal. I (Fabricio) was an auto mechanic, and my wife (Karla) has a degree in philosophy.
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L.a. Williams 3 years ago
I love this of course by now life would have had to use a gallon of lube. Relax you get use to being screwed. You don't even notice there was no lube.lol
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IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago
What would be ironic is if you realized 20 wasn't enough vols, so you would have to add that in to vol 21 of 20.
JOHANNA MUELLER 3 years ago
#1 I actually had 30 volumes, and I miss calculated and now the last ten books say volume 2# of 20 and I can't go back :/
Also, just to note, in case you are wondering, *Rebordação is a mix between the Portuguese words: Recordação (Remembrance) + Bordado (Embroidery) = Rebordação!
When talking about our main influence, well, we had the acid-type sense of humor from some Brazilian cartoonists, like Millôr Fernandes and Larte, and when it comes to hand embroidery… all skills were acquired from our grandmothers!
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
That would be a brilliant gift to give someone you hate
IrrelevantNonsense 3 years ago
person who drop: duh doi? Drop what? Oh yes im just gonna go to a bar and screw up my life cuz thats fun *not intentionally being mean it just occurred to me*
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It usually takes 3 to 6 hours to complete a fully finished piece (only the handwork, not the idea). Most of our ideas for the work we do come from the daily life dramas that we live through and observe at the same time. And to be honest, creative work can be quite a lot, and the burnout we feel is also quite common, at least 2-3 times a week, we’d say
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IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago
Oh, I thought it meant nothing to ride. (Don't @ me, you know I'm right.)
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Rose Romano 3 years ago
Several old femminist sayings are showing up here. You're aware that this isn't new, aren't you?
Amy Broderick 3 years ago
that quote is wrong. It's 'a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle'.
Chris B 2 years ago
Who exactly should it be quoting? It's seems quite normal for people to put a sentence together without needing to use the same phrases used before.
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YoyoSthlm 3 years ago
A fish doesn't need a bicycle. A woman doesn't need a man, or a man a woman for that matter.
Load More Replies...When it comes to people’s reactions to our work, well, there’s no middle ground - they either hate it or love it, no in-between. Though, our idea for the Instagram account came when we observed other embroidery pages. We decided to start an Instagram account after seeing so many embroidery accounts with no humor, just flowers and what one would call "grandmother" stuff.
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Mario Formicadae 3 years ago
I'm gonna join the USMC so that i can just go through hell and have experience before I go.
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Before embroidery, we've tried acrylic painting as well. But we hated doing the laundry as our clothes were always stained by paint and such, haha.
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strawberry idiot 3 years ago
Did you cough into your elbow? Because it's bad manners not to! (joke)
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JASH80 3 years ago
ahmm.. but that one could, it's not a T-Rex? Or am I missing something else (not a native english speaker)?
that.bitch.mae 3 years ago
I think velociraptors also have pretty short arms
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Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
In my case it is rather "frustrated with your work" than "bored" but yes, that is pretty accurate.
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Troux 3 years ago
I was wondering why he has five fingers and no thumb. Then I realized it's not a glove, it's his pageant sash.
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Troux 3 years ago (edited)
Jesus sees everything you do, like Santa Claus, Tiktok and the NSA.
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Sakura Haruno 3 years ago
omg I went to that website not knowing what is was and it made me laugh so hard I do not know how
Load More Replies... IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago
Just how much of a dickhead are you? They can like what they like, and you can like what you like. Neither of you governs the others likes or dislikes, and neither of you have the right to shame the other for it. So shut up, and peddle your b******t elswhere.
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IrrelevantNonsense 3 years ago
OMG YES THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY TIMES SOMEONE INFRONT OF ME DIDNT MOVE OR WAS SO SLOW AND I’M THINKING IN MY HEAD “move before i push you” LIKE A BADÄSS *but i’m too shy to say it and am stuck behind em*
ChimeraBubbles 3 years ago (edited)
Wow. Screw disabled people I guess. I've had someone huff and rush past me before and their actions made me fall over. They were apologetic afterwards but maybe don't be an ass to begin with.
Issadora Saeteng 3 years ago
I was thinking the same. I walk slow bc I hsve juvenile rheumatoid arthritis. I’m a big girl and ppp just assume stuff.. definitely had rude comments and almost Falling yoo
Load More Replies... Mario Formicadae 3 years ago
I'd say i'm sorry for people who get so pissed off about small things like this but I can't bother. Live your life.
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IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago
Why does this remind me of the Thin Man from Little Nightmares 2??
SoozeeQ 3 years ago
Never seen that movie, but it reminds me of the bowler hat scene in "The Thomas Crown Affair". 150a4905b0...437e45.jpg 
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April Stephens 3 years ago
Are they garbage bags? 2020 was as horrible as a bag of trash. 2021 was also as horrible as a bag of trash, but at least we had the vaccine, or else it was even worse because it was like a garbage bag punctured with the needle? I don't get it either.
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IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago
Um, excuse me, why isn't it all yellow and purple? This is inaccurate!
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IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago
Ranboo... Stop trolling the astronauts with your army of gays, you know they don't like that. (the trolling, not the gay)
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Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
It merged into a new kitty and ran away - how do you think I got five of those little critters?
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IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago
Pedantic me with my diet coke- It's not coke, it's diet coke. You only told me I couldn't do coke, not diet coke. I will be doing my diet coke now, tyvm.
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Dawson James 3 years ago
The coffee mug is just a container to make the alcohol socially acceptable
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Mario Formicadae 3 years ago
This seems like something God would say. No matter how good you are.
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PopscotchM 3 years ago
yeah, once i was playing a rp video game and someone was like I WILL ADOPT PEOPLE and i came and they were like nope ur too ugly.
Load More Replies... IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago
I can't hear the words " Take Me" anymore without my mind being welded to the gutter, then the welding sealed with something unbreakable.
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Mario Formicadae 3 years ago
This isn't far from reality. No matter how much of a chrstian I am, those guys didn't help when I needed them the most. I had to ask, imagine.
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IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago
"For people to think vaccines cause autism? For you to think a simple shot will rewire your brain? At least it will be worth is to listen to you ask why you died, that you prayed for a cure, and for me to be able to say 'I gave you the vaccine, didn't I?"-The continuation to this.
Freya the Wanderer 3 years ago
If Jesus was alive today, the one thing he would not be is a Christian. - Mark Twain
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. 3 years ago
my sweet summer child, thats the shape your hand makes when you f!nger someone, but the rainbow makes me think that it's lesbian
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IrrelevantNonsense 3 years ago
ok but no *from experience* it’s more like thorny dead roses stabbing your insides until you wanna puke
Chibi~cats 3 years ago
I'm on 'it' currently and oh how in accurate this is. Add some really sharp knives stabbing from the inside, screams of pain, pools of blood and chocolate for months
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Firstname Lastname 3 years ago
I always heard the moon was made of cheese, but this one reminds me of a chocolate chip cookie.
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thatdisasterpanda 3 years ago
yeah i used to have it but then my very catholic dad burned it lmao
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IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Frumpy The Gwynnch 3 years ago
My heart is stuffed with Dill and Rosemary. When I'm done using it, please don't let it go to waste Pan-sear in oil and butter, slow cook it, then slam it into a roasting pan with some onions, garlic, carrots, and potatoes. Let it all simmer together, make a gravy from the drippings, and serve with a nice salad. Or, make tangy Long-Pig organ pulled pork with some slaw. I dare you guys!!!
IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago
One of my favorite ways to make guys back off is to tell them I will chop off their testicles, deepfry them, and feed them to them. Works like a charm.
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Rosalind Robinson 3 years ago
I think the rainbow brain would have been funnier with these hands lol
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Ramon Cassiano 3 years ago
Abaporu is an oil painting on canvas by the Brazilian painter Tarsila do Amaral
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ALEXIS CISNEROS 3 years ago
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JASH80 3 years ago
a friend of mine gifted me her art work which says "everything is a dildo if you're brave enough" - I love it!
Little Wonder 3 years ago
They have an Etsy, but I'm not sure which one you meant. Sooo here's the whole dang store https://www.etsy.com/shop/rebordacaoembroidery/
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The artist has better penmanship with thread than I do with pen and paper. Mega talent!
JASH80 3 years ago
a friend of mine gifted me her art work which says "everything is a dildo if you're brave enough" - I love it!
Little Wonder 3 years ago
They have an Etsy, but I'm not sure which one you meant. Sooo here's the whole dang store https://www.etsy.com/shop/rebordacaoembroidery/
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The artist has better penmanship with thread than I do with pen and paper. Mega talent!
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