Women Are Sharing The Most Ridiculous Things They’ve Heard Men Say About Their Bodies (30 Tweets)
High school biology doesn't teach guys how to understand women. But it at least gives them an idea of how their bodies work. Pass that and you won't infuriate your girlfriend by telling her to "keep it in" when she asks you to buy her some tampons. Recently, Twitter user @brownandbella asked women to share the most ridiculous things they've heard men say about "sex, reproductive health, menstruation, etc" and BOY did they deliver! As of this article, the thread already has nearly 20K upvotes and over 3.5K comments, many of which will make you wonder if men are really that stupid or are they just being dicks. Maybe the first, maybe the latter, maybe a bit of both.

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I've read a version of this where the brother was 7... that was cute... now 14 is just a fail in education :| Boys should really know this by 12, and not just their own stuff :|
Load More Replies...I mean I ask for way more than compassion tbh lol
Load More Replies...I didn't know it happened at night. I guess I just thought it was like "Oh I guess the body is asleep now, better stop bleeding" and was very surprised and disappointed when o found out it didnt. 🤣
There is a very wide range of what is normal so don't worry.
Load More Replies...well, for a kid his age it's pretty understandable not to know much about the opposite sex.
At 14 and when he's capable of having sex and making some very poor decisions he should clearly know a lot more, aka everything.
Load More Replies...At least he said he's sorry. (Tbh it IS just f*****g terrible, ESPECIALLY if you had plans on weekend)
Almost a quarter of men have admitted that they have "no idea" what a pelvic floor is or what it is supposed to do. About 1 in 20 believe it's just another name for your pelvis and some even think it's a dance move. A new study has confirmed that men really are clueless when it comes to their female partner's body.
Erm...but if on the pill..actually you can do that? I know girls that control to ensure it doesn’t coincide with holidays, dates, weekends even.
Ho yeah ofc i'll fuckup my body with more hormons so you can enjoy your birthday sex ...
Load More Replies...My cousin literally "rescheduled" hers so it didn't coincide with her honeymoon. Lol
And exactly what difference did he think that would make? Unless he planned on having sex because it was his birthday? Time to dump that creep.
Back atya THEY.WERE.DATING!!! If you don't want to do it you shouldn't have to do it. You may not agree with me but I don't believe in having s*x before marriage. End of story.
Load More Replies...Men get out of anything even remotely uncomfortable. We have to have periods every month where it feels like our guts are being shredded, we have to give birth which entails pushing something the size of a cantaloupe out of an opening the size of a lemon. We get stuck with high heels that make our feet ache and blister. We're stuck wearing bras that bind and are generally uncomfortable. We get stuck with thongs that feel like we're flossing our butt and bits. All men's fashion is designed with comfort in mind and when it comes to women, they figure we're used to pain and discomfort and can pull off anything as long as it looks good. Don't even get me started on corsets.
I shuder to think how old this guy was. How do you be that ignorant? If you're sexually active you should know.
The study, released by pelvic floor experts INNOVO, found that nearly 4 in 10 men don't feel comfortable talking to women about it, too. 4 in 10 men also admit they have no understanding about the health issues their wife or girlfriend faces and are stumped when it comes to the length of their period.
There should be mandatory sex-ed for everyone, that we wouldn't be oblivious for specifics of each gender
and this kind of thing is why you shouldn't separate by gender for sex ed. also why human biology should be taught in biology. we need to know how our species functions!
Wait...there are places where they don't teach human biology IN biology? We learned in sixth grade in Hungary...
Load More Replies...Periods can be a horror show for sure. Cramps, messy underwear, acne, bloating, not to mention the mood swings.
We recoil in horror too. When it starts in the middle of the night, when you realize you ran out of supplies last month, when your favorite pants take damage, when the cramps set in, when there is no chocolate/ice cream/potato chips....
Dont they have sisters? My 11 year old asked why his sister didnt want to go into the swimming pool. I told him, he wanted explanations, I give them to him, and now he knows that women bleed, that simple.
If they ask a question, they deserve a real answer.
Load More Replies...My guess is, he tought pads were for the blue mystery liquid they show in ads. ;)
Load More Replies...It's all about the lack of knowledge. You can blame the guy for not being curious to learn a bit about the human body, but the real guilt lies on the environment, be it parents, educational system, friends and siblings or whoever is near us, knows and doesn't speak.
The same magical 4 in 10 men don't feel comfortable talking to women about intimate health issues and as a result, more than a third try to avoid all conversations with their partner about subjects such as periods, intimate screening tests, and even sex.
Damn monthly subscriptions. Never can stop them. I hear you can pause them for 9 months, but it is SO not worth it.
Bleeders Digest is more trouble than it's worth.
Load More Replies...My dear sweet sisters; menopause will free you. It's one of life's balances, because although it's a signal that you don't have any eggs left, that you're becoming an old woman, the relief of never bleeding again is SO life changing. I had a bad time with bleeding heavily, staining my car, my mattress, my office chair, feeling humiliated for decades. And menopause is a rough couple years of miserable hot flashes and murderous moods. But now? I'm free. No moods. No stains. No pads. No cramps. Of course, I am old. I have gray hair, a gut, and and hella wrinkles. But it is WORTH IT NOT TO HAVE PERIODS!
To be fair, I know mine comes every month and I still say "again?" every damn month.
Every time I'm just like, "I swear, you were JUST here." So, I get it lol
Load More Replies...Tell him to go marry another man if he is so bothered by periods.
I'd do it every time my partner poops, just so to make them uncomfortable about their own body.
The birth control I'm on I don't get periods. I like it & it scares me at the same time.
"Intimate health issues can be a difficult subject for many to discuss," Jane Wake, women's health and fitness expert, said. "'It may be funny to think men have no idea what a pelvic floor is or does, but it's a subject which needs to be taken seriously – especially as men also have a pelvic floor and can suffer the same problems as women."
Either he has a very small penis or thinks tampons are far bigger than they are. Either way.... wow.
Besides...what kind of intrusiveness is it if a girl old enough to use tampons is stopped from doing so by a parent?
Load More Replies...That's a sick father. Why is he thinking about his daughter's vagina?
My ex husband said the same to our girls.. I set them straight!!!
Sounds like more religious extremism to me on the part of her pathetic father.
"Walking around with a penis between your legs"... Does dad even know how sex works?
I was unfortunately told the same thing by my own mother. She thought masturbation would "make me gay", and I was punished and humiliated by the family discussing "catching me". I cut her out of my life.
My parents were both the same way. I had to drive two counties over to buy my tampons. My friends and I called the pad contraptions Bible Belts.
The women in Bible time would have LOVED to have anything near to the pads we have available. What they went through--yuck.
Load More Replies...Jane added that both men and women find it embarrassing to discuss their private health concerns with someone of the opposite sex, even if it is their own partner, but that being as open as possible with each other is the best way to gradually break down the taboo.
do they think all the billions of women on earth has a hive mind, and decided we all should pretend that giving birth is painful???
People like that don't "think". That is the point ;)
Load More Replies...Probably didn't hurt his mum to pass a brain out that is that small...
I guess these people who say women lie about childbirth believe that our doctors hand out a pamphlet on this vast conspiracy when they confirm a pregnancy. 😂
Because sperm can ENTER a uterus, but not swim uphill? Isn't that their entire life's goal? What an idiot. And childbirth pain? F*****g hell - I'd rather have a root canal with no anesthetic than go through natural (too late for drugs) childbirth again. "It's equal to kidney stones?" F**k you pussies.
the guy who says that women lie about the pain deserves to have his a$$ stretched till it's the size of a baby.
Yes, let's stop the epidemic of newborns with penis-shaped holes in their heads
Okay so he is misinformed about this, but he cares about not hurting the baby. There is no need to bodyshame him.
There were probably other incidences in their relationship that earned him the diss.
Load More Replies...I'm assuming he must've had a really good personality; because it couldn't have been his intellect or his endowment that you married him for. :o
Well, he obviously cares, so... I give him points for that.
Load More Replies...my ex told me (when i got really big) that he felt like the baby was watching. Yes, yes she is. And judging.
I use to think that too before everything was broken down to me when I got a bit older. I use to think women had to abstain from sex for the entire 9 months of pregnancy lol
Can you imagine how old her mother was when they got married.
Load More Replies...People who are that profoundly thick shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
His parents shouldn't have been able to either - after all they clearly didn't tell him the facts of life adequately. This is why good sex education is essential in schools, because parents might not teach their children, or teach them correctly.
Load More Replies...That's wrong on so many levels, does he think you have to have sex with a child before she turns into a woman?
Probably. Should not be allowed near children, including his own.
Load More Replies...Had a gf with all kinds of period problems. Heavy bleeding, varying in length wildly and unusually painful. Dad wouldn’t let her go on the pill during high school for medical reasons afraid she’d just banging every guy I guess. “Old fashioned”
Her dad was probably raised in an ignorant ultra religious society.
probably. Those people are so prudish they don't talk about sex because they're afraid it will make their kids want to have sex. Not.
Load More Replies...When I was about 14, over 20 years ago, I was reading the problem page in a teen magazine. A girl had written a letter, in a total panic, because her periods weren't blue. She thought she had some terrible disease.
So many c**p parents and dreadful sex-ed is schools.
Load More Replies...With all the blood and gore that's allowed in GoT and other shows, I don't see why ads shouldn't use red liquid. Double standards against women, again.
And on washing powder add we should show skid marks. Good idea
Load More Replies...If our blood is blue during our periods, then we either really are royalty or we really need to see a doctor!
so thATS REALLY HOW MIA THERMOPOLIS FOUND OUT HER DAD WAS A PRINCE!!!!
Load More Replies...I'm going to downvote any "dumb" thing said by kids still in school, especially if the dumb thing they said was them actually asking a question in hopes of learning more.
Yep! Sad this one is common, I remember a guy asking why periods were blue in my freshman sex ed class.
Wow. And her mom didn’t inform her otherwise! Or it was she didn’t feel able to discuss this with her mom!
This is less about guys and girls but about parents and an educationl system failing massively...
Why you were downvoted for making a common-sense statement I have no idea. Parents and the education system are clearly failing a lot of children. Knowledge stops young people from making choices that they don't know are bad.
Load More Replies...The prudish parts of the USA that push abstinence-only sex education are producing a whole generation of people who have no information or worse, wrong information. The prudes think that if you don't teach kids about sex, they won't do it. It's ridiculous and irresponsible. If you want a success story about teenage sexuality, look at Colorado. The state has made birth control free and has required comprehensive sex education in those schools that offer sex ed. Teen pregnancies and abortions were cut in half between 2009 and 2016. I have seen stories about the ignorance of young adults about sex, contraception and conception. They are mildly amusing, but so very sad. One couple thought that the simple act of sleeping together could cause pregnancy. Another man was urinating in his wife's vagina. There were other sad stories like these, but I'm writing too much.
I don't call it dumb when it was just that they hadn't learned it yet.
The boys in my class were pretty confused when we (the girls) told them we still bleed when we sleep....
Didn't know the Y chromosome was so in the dark. Thought this was all covered in Sex Ed during my time. Maybe my experience as a women clouded my judgement of males also being in the know. Males need to either get the class or get married and have kids so that they can get their hands squeezed.
This is what happens when schools use those abstinence programs instead of sex Ed!
This is actually scary. Wishing pain on someone? He needs his medical license revoked.
Unfit to be in any profession* since it sounds like he's suffering a form of severe brain damage... :O
Load More Replies...That is the prove that you don't have to be smart to work in a medical profession. You can also be a moron with a good memory. Like that idiot.
THANK YOU! I've been saying the same thing for years. Have come across doctors who can't diagnose because they can't think outside of a text book.
Load More Replies...Well, since man's punishment was to toil the ground and labor for his meals, I guess men don't deserve to use tractors and plows. Better take the hoe and get to farming dudes.
wow that sounds something like a murder/rapist would say before he kills/.. you
Then he shouldn't get take out or go through the drive thru or buy from a grocery store so he can pay for the sins of Adam and work the ground for all his meals..
Maybe he believes that because no one has ever enjoyed sex with him. What an a*s
This sounds like he was willfully neglecting his duties as a doctor. Like he was just too lazy to try and find out what was wrong and that's scary as hell.
More like willfully neglecting his duties as lover...
Load More Replies...We should start a threat talking of bad gynecologists. I was 15 when my mom took me to her gyn to get birth control and the guy said i was too young, followed by a whole monologue of how he thinks the young generation gets motivated to have sex by giving them free condoms at parties and having access to birth control. He was also touching my breasts under my tshirt without asking me if i was ok with it.
Whoa! Your mum didn't realise how bad he was clearly. Hope neither of you ever want back there.
Load More Replies...How? Seriously, how did he get through medical school and a residency?
LOL Some are soooo dumb. I had a similar experience with a FEMALE OBGYN....who was like " I don't know...just don't get with anyone "well endowed" and maybe you won't experience pain."....NO...I ended up actually having a real diagnosis (provoked vestibulodynia) that many women sadly deal with and "push through" for their partners anyway. Lol bye.
What's hilarious to me is your comment describes both the man...and what he thinks his d**k does.
Load More Replies...Hey everyone, women have memory foam vaginas now! Did you know?! I sure didnt!
An ex told me this once too! And he was so aggressive in general that I didn’t bother arguing with him about it.
I read my husband this one and he laughed with me and then ruined it by asking "but doesn't it change a bit for real, though? Based on the number of times you have sex?"
That must have been so disappointing. What on earth do they think happens after a baby?
Load More Replies...Well if a man f*cks a bunch of women the acid in the vagina start to eat away at his penis making it smaller overtime. Just tell him that lmao
And I'm so sure that there are women who belive him, ignorance is gender-equal.
and education should solve all of these problems.
Load More Replies...Be careful, be really careful. I'm pretty sure this is how all the Flat Eathers buzz started out. :p
Load More Replies...For some people there seems to be little difference 🤦♀️
Load More Replies...This is actually true minus the size. Our ovaries release an egg (sometimes more on accident ex: twins) every month and when we don't get pregnant, thus causing a period, the egg is expelled with our period. We just don't notice it because it is so damn tiny. So yes essentially we lay an egg every month 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Thank you. And the education that this person must have had has led to a slight misunderstanding of the situation. The poster makes it sound like he was completely wrong. Perhaps showing up her own lack of knowledge.
Load More Replies...That's kind of adorable. You need to leave a Cadbury egg on the bathroom counter every month.
I honestly wish I did expel a Cadbury's mini egg when I had my period. That would kill two birds with one stone. Both my period and craving for chocolate....
LICENSE PEOPLE TO VOTE!!!! We don;t need these idiots anywhere near a ballot box!
one time when I had period cramps my little sister asked me 'are you going to lay an egg?' hopefully. She was about 9 at the time.
An ex of mine tried to tell me that women who breastfeed past 6mths are pedophiles because "there's no need for it, they're just getting off on it".
What does this even meeeeaaaan??? Does he not know what beast feeding is???
A german comedian once said: (rough translation following) If you have no clue, just shut up. So I guess besides not knowing how reproductive organs and maybe one of his most beloved female bodypart do work is one thing, but I guess he even doesn't know what pasteurized means. Stupid say stupid things
Imagine shooting 6-8 teaspoons of blood at your enemies: *pulls out tampon*.... WHOOOSHH.... splat!
Load More Replies...Not trying to be crude but I've found if I masturbate during a period it will be clear for about a day or so. It works for me though.
At least he got the "fall out" part semi-correct. I mean, it kinda does, lol.
I wouldn't want to see how much is produced all at once I'm glad it takes a week. that would be terrifying
Is he sad every time he masturbates because he's killing millions of babies hahaha
Yea a BILLION deaths per ejaculate!! Jerking off is MASS MURDER!! 😆🤣😳
Haha! You should ask him if he cries every time he eats chicken eggs!
I vaguely remember a post on "I used to believe.com where someone once thought that the discarded endometrium aka the blood and blood clots were pieces of the "baby." Such as maybe one of their feet or hands. Keep in mind, this was a thought when the person was 13 and had just started her period.
Here it is, it's the 5th one down. https://www.iusedtobelieve.com/sex/periods/periods_s1.php
Load More Replies...When Vice President Pence was governor of Indiana, he signed legislation that would force women to bury or have cremated *all* miscarriages and aborted fetuses. The courts blocked that particular part of the bill, the rest of which was not especially as whacked out as that part. The proponents of that part are continuing to try to get it unblocked. Hundreds, maybe thousands of women sent used menstrual pads and tampons to Pence's office so that they could be microscopically examined to find the zygotes and embryos that had been stopped before the woman was even aware that fertilization had even taken place. The measure was declared unconstitutional a year ago.
'...any masterbatory emissions, where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg could be termed reckless abandonment..." Elle Woods
Great, now I've got the Sperm Song from The Meaning Of Life running through my head.
I love my iud! I cant remember when my last period was!
Load More Replies...Once a year would be good (to clean out the old. But, obviously only one day, a convenient one that you can choose).. then, when you want to have kids, you can just click that switch and have seksi time and boom.. pregnant. I'm guessing... every woman would love this idea.
I average 1-2 periods a year, I couldn't imagine ever having one a month again, 2 in a year is bad enough.
Load More Replies...So he HAD no idea just WHAT goes on at all? While even I learned it at 10--in a class in school. I am now 65.
And all these new laws shaming women about abortions when their men are so stupid! ,
The sad thing is, probably men who share this opinion, decided the tampons are a luxury good.
how did ANYONE know how many she would need in space? how many women have had their periods in space? we know that the absence of gravity affects various body functions.
Lots of people saying they don't know how many she would need as it might affect blood quantity, flow etc. Erm....whatever the gravity conditions, your period is only ever around 40ml of blood, and your uterus is only ever around 7x4 cm if you aren't pregnant - there's only so much womb lining it can contain. To produce enough blood for 100 sanitary products she'd pretty much have to bleed out.
Load More Replies...Interestingly, there could be something to this. 🤔 DOES zero gravity effect the flow rate? Other liquids suspend in space. I'm kinda curious now. Are they still normal or does it effect it? I hope Google can help on this one, lol.
In all fairness. They probably had no idea how the extreme conditions of outer space/space travel would have on her cycle. It could very easily have caused spotting, heavier bleeding, or no bleeding at all. Better to have to many then not enough. It isn't exactly like she could just go to a local store if she ran out.
Exactly! I think planty of women experienced spotting or unexpected bleeding when flying out for holidays or even just stressed out.... They couldn't know what will happen to her hormonal system up there.
Load More Replies...This is kinda cute. plus, it could've been worse. They could've given her 1.
Your name fits on you like a glove - love your comments! :-)
Load More Replies...I mean tbh Turning into a Werewolf and having your period are kind of similar no? Both involve lots of yelling, pain and blood.
Yeah, common fairy tale, the moon being involved in the menstruation... I compared my menstruation chart to the moon periods with a calendar once, and I can tell you, NOTHING TO DO WITH IT !! Also a common fairy tale : every woman has a regular period every 28 days. Bwaaahahaha !
Oddly enough, when a house full of women hang out long enough together, their periods do sync up.
Its been shown that women who work together for years will start having their cycles together. I think it goes back to the Caveman days when women were stuck in the cave together. Several would be pregnant and all have children the same ages.
Yeah, that's when we sneak out in the middle of the night, and gathering around a big tree to dance naked and sacrifice one of our husbands to our Goddess Lilith...
Well actually, if he had a mom and a lot of sisters, aunties, friends that were girls ...we do ten to cycle up if we spend a lot of time together
Prefer this ignorance over blaming it on imaginary woman in an imaginary book. The moon at least exists.
Why on earth should father express his opinions about daughters sexual life?
Or even be part of a conversation about birth control. She's old enough to make this decision without either parent having anything to do with it.
Load More Replies...Kick him in the balls and when he doubles over, tell him to toughen up.
Even if - we're not Eve, why should we suffer for her wrongdoing? No logic there.
And if we look at it from a religious point of view, didn't Jesus atone for those sins by dying on the cross, so girls nowadays wouldn't have to worry about "the sins of Eve" and s**t like that?
Load More Replies...No where in the Bible does it even imply this. Misogynistic misinterpretation at its finest
My parents are pretty religious, but they are not that dumb... Menstrual pain? Here, have a painkiller. And have something to eat too, the medicine might upset your stomach otherwise.
Load More Replies...this is horrendous on so many levels. I'm so sorry that you had to deal with such a man, with such opinions.
Imagine being the sort of person who gets upset because your child isn't in pain...sick...
I had the same experience with a boss, I got my period at work and didn't have any tampons and asked if I could get my break earlier because I needed to go to the store for tampons and he told me to hold it
I think it is ok when teens ask this questions, but from an adult that is just an insult to all women.
Load More Replies...That's on the same stupidity level as thinking that guys keep urine in balls... But wouldn't be that convenient if you could pee the hell out of period?
An ex thought that I bled and urinated out of the same hole. And thought I couldn’t go to the bathroom if I had a tampon in because I was plugged up like a cork in a bottle
C**p parents and c**p sex ed in schools. They need to be taught the facts of life!!
Load More Replies...One time a guy I was dating asked me if women pee, have their period and give birth through the same hole.
I feel like the best way to explain it is like a normal cut. You can't physically hold in the blood, so the only thing you can do is soak it up
I taught a sex education class at my old job for preteen boys. They thought the umbilical cord retracted up back just like a window shade. 😂
Does he know about the placenta by now? And did you happen to catch his reaction on camera?
Wait... this guy actually fathered a child? Was he in the room when his wife gave birth? Incredible!
I think you dodged a bullet with that one. Just because you are in college, does not mean you are educated.
Obviously. His parents must have bribed his way in.
Load More Replies...Hope you had test for AIDS, he might have it already and he just wanted to excuse to accuse you.
A grown-a*s & sexually active guy in college... doesn't know about periods... ugghh. We're in the Internet age, you can't blame your parents for your ignorance anymore
Do you think he'd get a decent understanding from porn? Hairless women who will do anything? That's probably the first place a lot of men would go.
Load More Replies...how that dummy got into college without attending biology classes at school?
yeah people that stupid shouldn't have sex because their gene pool shouldn't reproduce
I am sometimes in despair about little my students know about sex and sexuality. I teach evolutionary psychology in university, and I have had to - gently and not in front of the rest of the class - explain that women do not get pregnant on purpose... on two separate occasions. They are not as dumb as their families are repressed...
The guy I lost my virginity to didn’t believe I was a virgin because I DIDNT bleed. He was on the small side but at that time before the internet I had nothing to compare ☺️
He probably doesn’t even wash his hands after peeing, much less his d**k.
Load More Replies...'Wipe it down'????? How are these people even managing to walk without causing themselves serious injury?
I did this idiotic thing. I thought intimate soap was for the inner vagina but it is for cleaning the vulva as it has șofer ingredients. I got a painful irritation from that. Girls, never put any kind of soap in there, unless the doctor specifically said so about a specific kind of soap.
Did you explain to him that a vagina is an INTERNAL organ that should not have a soapy washcloth shoved up into it?
Hope he puts a pipe cleaner down the eye of his penis and twists it around to clean it properly.
I have yet to hear of a man even wiping after peeing. That stuff just leaks in your drawers, dude.
my husband thinks he is the expert too. He does not understand why my 13 yo becomes bitchier around the time of her period. He thinks this can be controlled.
I want a law that everyone need to have a certificate for passing Sex Ed in high school before you can be considered an adult.
You be frightened to see what passes as sex ed in some schools
Load More Replies...A pain what you ovulate is normal. Middle of the month pain.
Load More Replies...His ex was probably vegan and didn't get her period at all, so he thought that's standard.
Load More Replies...To be honest, it is because you eat. If you starve yourself to death, your periods will stop.
Sadly this is very common thing to believe in some vegan groups because malnourished women does not usually have periods.
no, no it's not common in vegan groups...Vegans mostly eat correctly, stupid people who are plant based and don't do their food homework are the ones who don't get enough nutrients and get too thin and give vegans a bad name.
Load More Replies...He does realise that its a small part of how babies are made right? He understands the reproductive system
It's the kind of 'logic' that some people would probably believe. It's so easy to stamp out ignorance!! Stupid is more complicated but we should start by sharing knowledge so people can make good choices.
Load More Replies...Protein intake does effect ovulation frequency. So eating meat would increase the amount of periods you have in a year. Look it up. https://www.vetmed.wisc.edu/goldberglab/pdf/P003.pdf
Load More Replies...I think what's pissing me off the most is all these guys "arguing" with them about something they have absolutely no clue about but fit whatever reason feel they know more about than the woman it happens to EVERY. SINGLE. MONTH!!!!
Yep. And it's the same with every single politician who thinks they know more about women then women do.
Load More Replies...It's like: If someone stabs you and then asks you to hold all the blood in dude.
"Well how about stab your belly and than look how you hold in the blood" 🤷♀️
Its long warm metal instruments that go inside you - kinda like sticking warm long tongs with edges down your throat. Its scary and pretty uncomfortable. But did ya cum yet?
Load More Replies...Would be like asking if going to the urologist is enjoyable cuz "doesn't it feel good when someone touches your pee pee?". Seriously, some people dont think what they say.
It does (not always, obviously), but it's hella embarrassing if touching causes any visible reaction. So in the end - stressfull
Load More Replies...Sure. I totally love undressing in front of a stranger, getting a medical utensil shoved inside me, and then discussing very private stuff with sad stranger. Totally not a degrading feeling every damn time.
if *that* is what he thought "feels good" for a woman... I pity every woman he's ever slept with.
"Doesn't a prostate exam feel good?"... is the only proper response to this.
Yeah, sure. It's awesome. Scoot down further, opener your legs wider, please don't mind me while I rub the inside of your vag with a giant cotton swab...good times, SAID NO ONE EVER! Dumb a*s!
I have REFUSED these exams ever since my last child was born---41 years ago. Yes I am fine. Now 66. IF I do get ill--heck with it all.
Load More Replies...Simply reply that it's about as arousing as having a doctor fish around inside yer r****m for the prostate gland :p
An example of belief that women's sexuality are "out of control". Men need some serious education, maybe it would stop them from trying to control women's bodies
Maybe. Some women I know prefer male gynologists because most females ones are rougher. Or at least that is the reason they told me. So I think there are more uncomfortable situations for people then that. Not every women feels the same.
Load More Replies...If she came, he wouldn't need to ask. And most women don't have orgasms in intercourse.
Most don’t? Is that a fact? Yikes, just googled before I hit post so as nit to be that jerk. 75% don’t with intercourse alone. That sucks!
Load More Replies...How is that good manners to ask the woman if she came ? That's just cringey. If you can't tell if she had an orgasm or not, that's because she probably didn't. I would litteraly laugh out loud if a guy asked me that....
I think she was trying to give him a huuuuge hint about the fact that she didn't come. My first male partner told me "J'ai fini" ("I'm done"??) after he came...and went snorting. I don't know how it sound in english, but in French this is mostly what toddlers say when they're done pooping so that you wipe their a*s.... strangely htat was our first and only time.
Load More Replies...Exactly, she should have nothing to do with him anymore ;)
Load More Replies...Lol another selfish lazy a*****e, jesus h Christ if a man doesn't cum its literally the end of the world, women are expected to just deal with it as its somehow all our own choice if we do or not
Are these kind of old boyz too busy with themselves to REALIZE what and how a woman feels ? Such an interview after sex would seriously annoy me..
So to sum up: You girls/women don't only bleed from your vagina's, but also have to suffer from uneducated pains in the a*s.
Yep and the dozens of other symptoms that go with the bleeding. If it was just blood it honestly wouldn’t be so awful. Cramps, headaches, hormones etc are even worse.
Load More Replies...These are the reasons that Sex Ed and health should ALWAYS be taught in school. Lots of parents don't education their children; my mother never did.
My mom was pretty good, but also preached the "no sex before marriage" due to religious views. My son will be 11 soon and we have really good, open discussions about the good, the bad and the ugly of both male and female puberty and reproductive health. Some people might think he's too young to know about STDs, intercourse, and periods, but I say he's young enough that he won't hear it from someone else first so I can teach him the facts before he hears the myths.
Load More Replies...This just shows the lack of sexual education in general. It is scary to say the least. It ought to be mandatory that men receive education on the body of women...
Yes. And also women about the male body, and women about female bodies and men about male bodies.
Load More Replies...As a male, I will never truly understand the pain that women endure. But as someone who has been with the same woman for nearly 30 years, I have witnessed the monthly struggle, and I do my best to alleviate the suffering as much as possible.
why would someone downvote this??? you are very kind
Load More Replies...My high school daughter told me her friends think I am the coolest dad. I asked why. She told me because I was the only dad that had no issues with bringing pads or tampons to school for her a couple of times. I am not sure whether to be proud or sad that other dads don't do this.
i once had to explain to a man in his 20s that breasts are not hollow ziplock baggies constantly full of milk. you cannot, in an apocalypse situation, cut off a woman's breast to drink the milk inside.
I was dating this guy a few years ago and he got angry one afternoon because I didn't wanna have sex because I was on my period. He thought I was lying because we had sex that morning and I didn't have my period then. I tried to explain that it doesn't start in the morning and finish in the evening. The whole argument went so far that I pulled out my tampon to prove that I wasn't lying. Gross, I know but that was the only way to make him believe me.
PLEASE Bored Panda - don't cut this one down to 30. The subject matter is too important.
My mother was raised in an uber conservative Catholic home and attended Catholic school. She knew nothing, Her period scared her...he mother came and said "this happens once a month, this is what you do, the end." My brother and I were raised by this woman and when I started my cycle, I got a special dinner and celebration. And then she told my brother! GASP! But it didn't take long to understand the benefit. He was compassionate, caring, he would watch over my needs, go to the store, be extra nice that week. (He still is, his wife adores it). I was lucky enough to get a husband who had the same sort of unbringing. Whew.
So to sum up: You girls/women don't only bleed from your vagina's, but also have to suffer from uneducated pains in the a*s.
Yep and the dozens of other symptoms that go with the bleeding. If it was just blood it honestly wouldn’t be so awful. Cramps, headaches, hormones etc are even worse.
Load More Replies...These are the reasons that Sex Ed and health should ALWAYS be taught in school. Lots of parents don't education their children; my mother never did.
My mom was pretty good, but also preached the "no sex before marriage" due to religious views. My son will be 11 soon and we have really good, open discussions about the good, the bad and the ugly of both male and female puberty and reproductive health. Some people might think he's too young to know about STDs, intercourse, and periods, but I say he's young enough that he won't hear it from someone else first so I can teach him the facts before he hears the myths.
Load More Replies...This just shows the lack of sexual education in general. It is scary to say the least. It ought to be mandatory that men receive education on the body of women...
Yes. And also women about the male body, and women about female bodies and men about male bodies.
Load More Replies...As a male, I will never truly understand the pain that women endure. But as someone who has been with the same woman for nearly 30 years, I have witnessed the monthly struggle, and I do my best to alleviate the suffering as much as possible.
why would someone downvote this??? you are very kind
Load More Replies...My high school daughter told me her friends think I am the coolest dad. I asked why. She told me because I was the only dad that had no issues with bringing pads or tampons to school for her a couple of times. I am not sure whether to be proud or sad that other dads don't do this.
i once had to explain to a man in his 20s that breasts are not hollow ziplock baggies constantly full of milk. you cannot, in an apocalypse situation, cut off a woman's breast to drink the milk inside.
I was dating this guy a few years ago and he got angry one afternoon because I didn't wanna have sex because I was on my period. He thought I was lying because we had sex that morning and I didn't have my period then. I tried to explain that it doesn't start in the morning and finish in the evening. The whole argument went so far that I pulled out my tampon to prove that I wasn't lying. Gross, I know but that was the only way to make him believe me.
PLEASE Bored Panda - don't cut this one down to 30. The subject matter is too important.
My mother was raised in an uber conservative Catholic home and attended Catholic school. She knew nothing, Her period scared her...he mother came and said "this happens once a month, this is what you do, the end." My brother and I were raised by this woman and when I started my cycle, I got a special dinner and celebration. And then she told my brother! GASP! But it didn't take long to understand the benefit. He was compassionate, caring, he would watch over my needs, go to the store, be extra nice that week. (He still is, his wife adores it). I was lucky enough to get a husband who had the same sort of unbringing. Whew.
