People Share 30 Stupid Questions They Were Asked That Made Them Facepalm

Personally i talk to my thermos but sometimes it does whatever it wants!

"yes" *whoosh*

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“THE LAWS OF PHYSICS HAVE NOTHING ON ME”

THIS MADE ME START LAUGHING IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS LMAOOOOAOOOO

L O N E L Y A N D S T U P I D (the bully not the person)

If I have kids, this is what I want to be signing up for.

I hate that I have done this around twice a year

Selective object blindness is a real thing! Especially when you're used to something being somewhere and you move it to use it. Most people experience this at least once, thinking they've lost something a split second after they've pulled it out of their pocket (keys, wallet, and phone being the most common culprits). It's because the part of your brain that controls gut reflexes activates before the part of your brain that processes experiences logically.

Same

I have done that also

Brilliant. Just sort of thing I'd do. lol.

I once panicked that I've forgotten car keyes. While driving.

My mother once asked me where her glasses were. While she was wearing them.

I was talking to a friend, on the phone when she said she can't find her phone. I told her it's in her hand. She said No, I have a banana in my hand. I told her to check the other hand

This is a regular occurrence in our house. As my newly retired husband is often in his socks and boxers, he often loses the remote and especially his cell phone....... I get to go check the garage and cars. Payback result, I break the rules and sometimes wear my shoes in the house.

Once when i was like 9-10 years old, i called my cellphone from our landline (i couldn't find it anywhere) and it started ringing in my hand. 🤷😂

Senility at its best

I simply don’t believe that

And? Did you found it?

I feel like your mom miiiight be a stoner. Lol

I texted my mom asking if she could call my phone once.

Unfortunately, I've Done This. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Forgetting that the internet looker-upper is also a phone.

Like a vegan going to a BBQ

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Friendly piece of advice: don’t call me at 3 am if you want to keep those legs of yours

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Why not a camel at least? Why lion? 🤔

Could happen if born before and after midnight

I apologize on my country's behalf.

To be fair I often mix the words for elevator and bus in my language.

Reminds me of that XKCD comic where completing Mavis Beacon unlocks capital numbers.

Lucky guess

"No, this is a copy of my latest screenplay. What do you think?"

A friend of mine could just pop one out and have a gander at it. Rather alarming when you find it out the first time.

What a dumb question. Everyone knows they don’t have birthdays in Korea. They just sort of slowly appear and it’s hard to tell the beginning date

Many people say that to be polite. Still annoying, though

I had a coworker whose religion banned tattoos. Every two weeks she went to someone and had a new henna design drawn on because she loved body art. They were often multicolored because she loved flowers. Depending where the question was asked, it may have been a legitimate query.

You’re imagining it, now go back to sleep

"No, I just drink A LOT of beer."

There was a strange phase in the early 2000s where girls who could see fine would buy non-prescription glasses from Claire's to look smart.

pAiNtInG oN oNe SiDe Is So TaCkY

Not fast enough, obviously.

I dunno. Coincidence, I guess

I have no idea how the USA's army work but yeah.. You are on the army, but which one? Air army, Sea army, Ground army... or whatever it is said in English

They were alternative hip hop with many considering them jazz fusion. It would be like someone reading a flyer saying there would be rock music so you show up expecting "Metallica" and you get 'They Might be Giants". Tribe Called Quest turned hip hop into art. If you've only seen "Dog's Playing Poker", its hard to understand Jackson Pollock.

Nothing wrong with this. You ask in order to find out where you last remember having had it and work from there. It totally narrows the search.

Scrolling doesn't necessarily mean that you will decide what to see before you fall asleep

For many people, riding a bike is a means of transportation, not a hobby. So what they are doing is not riding a bike, its delivering newspapers, headed to my girlfriends, or going to soccer practice.

Maybe a french person ? We have only one word for "grape" and that's "raisin", so we say "raisin sec" (dried grape) when we mean "raisin".

I mean people escape from north all the time so it's a valid question...even though it's common for people to call south just korea and north north korea