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Some stories sound too unrealistic to be true. That’s because quite often they aren’t. Whether it’s a myth, a conspiracy theory, or simply a lie someone blurted out, it might spread among people, making some of them actually believe it. And when they do, they are inclined to tell others about it.

Looking for some of the most unbelievable stories people consider to be true, redditors have repeatedly turned to the ‘Ask Reddit’ community with a question—what is the dumbest myth you have ever heard? The abundance of answers they received covered everything from dinosaur remains being planted by the government to people looking for gold for aliens. Scroll down to find more of their unbelievable answers.

#1

35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing Vaccines cause autism.

thatsboxy , Mufid Majnun Report

Sad Quokka
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being autistic, I hate this one

Budcot
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too. When asked if they would rather their child die from a preventable disease than be like me, they can't backpedal fast enough

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Loverboy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually a large amount of scientists are on the spectrum, so technically autism causes vaccines.

Iron Penguin
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I upvoted your comment for being surreal and accurate at the same time. Nice one.

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Saint Tim the Godless
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This. At what point did our legal systems decide that lies, hoaxes and grifts are protected by "free speech"? Vax your f*****g kids, or don't send them to public school.

Huddo's sister
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a legal requirement where I live. Even to attend preschool/childcare they have to have the proof of immunisation to attend and update it at each milestone, unless they have a medical condition that requires them to be delayed.

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Geerawr22
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Husbands family truly believe that the vaccines caused their child to have autism (in Australia) and then it excuses the fact they are just terrible parents.

CV Vir
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Autumn is not caused by terrible parents either. It’s genetic.

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Hobistapioka
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then i must have tripple autism!

Just me, myself, and I
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have quadruple - 3 boosters! Looking forward to having quintuple the risk!

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censorshipsucks
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The new one is "Vaccines cause blood clots" . sigh

LH25
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heard that one. And while there is a very slight risk from some COVID vaccines, there is also a risk from having had COVID. You are up to 10 times more likely to get a blood clot from having COVID than the vaccine.

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Laura Lett
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What cure is there for stupidity?!

Pineapple (he/him)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

death or the lighter and nicer way: throw hot dogs at them

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slow loris (any pronouns)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t understand the reasoning behind this way of thinking. There is little to no evidence for this! For autistic people, I’m sorry that these kinds of people exist.

Brian D
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a researcher who was trying to sell something, if i remember correctly, so he falsified some results. His research was examined and shredded, but the effects linger on. 🤨

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Kathryn Baylis
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Based on biased, falsified research, not conducted according to scientific method, and found to be unreplicatable by other researchers. Done by a doctor with an agenda against pharmaceutical companies manufacturing vaccines. Not only has his research been invalidated, Andrew Wakefield is now no longer allowed to practice medicine because of his dangerous research which has unfortunately set a dangerous precedent and created the highly toxic and medically harmful anti-vaxxer movement—-adults who themselves were vaccinated (because their parents weren’t kooks) and therefore spared all the most life-threatening childhood diseases, now forcing their children to try to make it to adulthood unvaccinated. However, as the children of anti-vaxxers turn 18, they tend to run to a clinic to get fully vaccinated, and their parents, even with all their crystals and essential oils, can’t do a damned thing to stop them.

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    #2

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing Aside from everything in the bible itself, my mom told me that bibles could not burn because they contained the word of God so God protected them from being destroyed. She told me there were many instances of entire houses burning down but the bible(s) remaining intact and virtually unscathed. So I burned a bible when I was about 8 years old. Myth busted!

    Jeditard , Aaron Burden Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmfao I can only imagine the horror on her face when you burned a bible and I love it

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except she'd probably justify it with some sort of mental gymnastics. Like "God wanted to remain a mystery, that's why he allowed that particular Bible to burn".

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    Suzy Creamcheese
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'll bet she was pïssed about the Bible too. ;-)

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    C .Hunger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this may get me to rot in hell, but we used to use the very thin pages of a Bible to roll smokes when in a pinch. I was young.

    Just me, myself, and I
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were using the resources at hand. Very MacGyver of you!

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    DogsRunMyLife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house turned down when I was 11 and the Bible’s most definitely burned. I do remember seeing singed pages in the pool though. Poetic.

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't is amazing what christians will believe???? So glad I got away from that cult!

    Eevee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Im Christian and we have weird beliefs but it’s not nice to say that a religion is stupid. It may be but to me I just keep my mouth shut. But a person has right to believe in a religion. This is probably going to be downvoted a lot but please be respectful.

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    Llama_flower93
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just have not examined history. Bibles have been burned en masse in the past.

    Joshua David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When children are faced with a hypothesis, kids will experiment.

    Captain Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got banned from the library for putting all the bibles in the fiction section!!

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could anyone believe that nonsense lol

    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irony, she made the Bible into an idol. Go figure.

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    #3

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing scientology

    ReMiCkS_25 , Alexey Taktarov Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religion as a whole, fight me.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, everyone has the right to believe whatever they want, as long as it doesn't harm anyone else. You have the right to believe this is a myth, others have the right to believe it is truth. And you can't do anything about it.

    Kim Steffen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus, protect me from your followers.

    Amity_Calamity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was editing the info for my doctors office stuff and for religion there was no option for atheism...there was however an option for scientology 😭

    Ericthedead
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine what we could accomplish if instead of religion all that energy was focused on science and the advancement of humans.

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientology is a cult, Religion is a social construct

    Steve Riddle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Romans invented the Christian religion to control the Hebrews who rebelled against them. It was so successful that this authoritarian religion took over Europe and spread all over the world.

    ghostFluff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyone has a right to their own religion, I've taken enough s**t for being an atheist to say otherwise

    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any religion!!!! Even J K Rowling hasn't made as much money from writing about a fictitious character!!!!!!

    Ren
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is Scientology? srry I'm clueless lmao

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    #4

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing Your birthday decides who you are as a person

    bauchwech , Nikhita Singhal Report

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such an Aries thing to say.

    𖤐 a m y 𖤐
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m a scorpio, and this girl said that i’m a mean witch who only cares about herself…because of my birthday

    Where's_My_Adderall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm only a little guilty of this, my mother is an abusive b!tch, so I jokingly say that it's because she's a Scorpio. my younger brother finds it extra funny because he's also a Scorpio and the nicest person ever. But that person was crazy.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh you mean astrology people. Yes, married one, hated it.

    The only Plueschopossum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday I heard someone say "I'm an absolute realist because I'm a Virgo." They were dead serious.

    Hans Georg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that called astrology? If it were true, I would be successful in life.

    over it already
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if four-leaf clovers brought luck, I'd be swimming in it. I have found literally thousands of them.

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    nebulamoon333
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom is into all that stuff and whenever I tell her stuff about my day she’ll go like “mmhmm you did that because your an Aquarius” and it doesn’t even make sense lol

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your birth placement i.e. oldest child, middle child etc. determines more than anything!

    Sky Render
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how much these sorts want predetermination for their existence. Birth signs, gender markers on birth certificates, sticking with whatever their parents made them try out as kids... I think we have a sub-group of our species that just doesn't want to have to think for themselves.

    Captain Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sis and I have the same bday. 3 years, 2 min apart and we are two totally different people. Signs schmigns

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    #5

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing The earth is only 6000 years old. Tell that to the Sumerians

    rawbamatic , Michel wal Report

    Ray McArdle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Jesus died for your sins. Part of the biggest hoax in humanity

    slow loris (any pronouns)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please respect others beliefs. Can’t we just love and respect everyone? Just because you personally do not agree with a religions beliefs doesn’t mean you should bash them. I know there are a lot of jerks, but I swear there are good ones. 😅

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same people who believe that dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time

    Francis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the devil planted those big bones in the earth, so that you stop believing in god /s (yes i know somebody who really believes this...)

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    𖤐 a m y 𖤐
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think that it’s about 4.6 billion years old? correct me if i’m wrongg edit: i was wrong, the answer is below pls don’t downvote me!

    Cosmologist wannabe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no. that is when the earth was formed. the universe is approximately 13.82 billion years.

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom believes the earth is 5000 years old and that the world goes through a cycle every 5000 years and that the world will end soon so that the cycle can begin again

    Where's_My_Adderall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, that trans people didn't exist then, or that we're new! look at the Sumerian, Hindu, and Egyptian gods/pharaohs. we've always been around.

    Jan Bowyer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I can give a pass to believers from 1,000 years ago. They had little or no science to help explain. But now? In the 21st century? Come on!

    ThatRandomGuy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell that to the Cambrian Explosion

    not your average weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The earth is roughly 4.5 billion years old. Life began to form about 3.8 billion years ago

    Steve Riddle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Romans probably crucified thousands of people who refused to obey them. But just one of these pagan acts was a miracle./s

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    #6

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing My MIL got mad at me for reaching up high to grab something while pregnant because, "That'll wrap the umbilical cord around the baby's neck!"I told her that no part of my anatomy directly connects my arms to the inside of my placenta. She didn't believe me so I googled to show her it's an old wives tale. She got upset and cried. :/ Sweet lady but damn. Use some common sense

    ComprehensiveScore4 , Anastasiia Chepinska Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people are really committed to their stupid beliefs.

    over it already
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ESPECIALLY about what a pregnant woman can and can't do

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the myth that your unborn child will drown when you take a bath while pregnant. The fetus is literally living inside it's own swimming pool ffs

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mothers have given birth in baths and it's considered very safe.

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    Chriss21
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, mine told me not to cross my legs because the baby will suffocate...

    over it already
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey...get far enough along and you might not be able to cross your legs anyway. ;)

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    Rens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex MIL was adamant that having a cat would be a threat to my baby because the cats will suck the milk out of the baby's mouth?? She also really believes that frogs give you warts and you can get TB from hair... And also I must have done something wrong while I was pregnant because my daughter is a type 1 diabetic and she is gay...

    Rahul Pawa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't taking care of a cat dangerous for pregnant women? Not cause of the milk thing, I thought it had to do with cleaning the litter box.

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    BewilderedBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably got upset thinking of all the cookies and chocolate she didn't eat while pregnant coz she couldn't reach them in the top cupboards :)

    Niki A
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the one that tells you not to sit in water that covers your bellybutton so the baby can breathe.... just...why?!

    Deeelite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly - i believed this when i was 20. :/

    tabithapaquette98
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omfg! Really, she cried? Sorry but lol

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    #7

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing If you have "organ donor" on your driver's license then EMTs will let you die to take your organs

    ajfirnfh , Yassine Khalfalli Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need to call an ambulance to have your organs taken, I'll do it for free.

    𖤐 a m y 𖤐
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm, this isn’t suspicious at all! when can we start?

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    Sebby's Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US you have to sell an organ to afford a ride in an ambulance

    Maisey Myles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah because an organ is much more than an arm and a leg

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    potatoe
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like in a few corrupt places it could be possible ig as organ trafficking is sadly a thing in the world

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plausible in some countries. mine for example.

    Blondie23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's cute... as if the EMTs would even stop to look at your license. I have never heard this one until today. crazy

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard it trotted out as an excuse not to tick the organ donor box on your license. Seems ridiculous to me. Considering just how many people are donors, there'd be thousands of deaths in ambulances a year.

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    Jan Bowyer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On behalf of all first responders, I cry BS on this. NO ONE works more diligently to save lives.

    Sabra Faire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you all first responders for your tireless dedication.

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    Emma London
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This angers me. Just imagine how many viable potential donations are trashed yearly because of this belief.

    Min
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a license plate that encouraged organ donation and one of my co-workers was really upset by it, constantly warning me that someone in need of an organ would intentionally crash into me.

    Nadine Saloum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you put your blood type on there to be extra helpful, I don't wanna scratch my car for nothing

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is some black market s**t going on

    Queen Mab
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This myth would require that EMTs are callous people that would refuse to help people. This idea is ridiculous. Do people really believe this nonsense?

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    #8

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing That dwarfs didn't exist before World War 2. A friend tried to tell me that They were bred by the Australians to be able to hide in kangaroo pouches and 'sneak attack' if the country was ever invaded. We're not friends anymore.

    The_Master_of_LOLZ , Mark Galer Report

    kissmychakram
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I strongly suspect marijuana was involved somewhere along the line.

    Downunderdude
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's quite true. We're knee deep in the little bastards here.

    Performingyak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it well known yhat that is why Australians also cull Kangaroos? To stop the overrun of bearded warriors.

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snow White says different. The story was published in 1812.

    Libstak
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would we do that when we already have an army of ninja drop bears? Besides our emu overlords from that war we lost wouldn't give us the budget needed.

    Rahul Pawa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The invasion of Australia defended by short people in kangaroo pouches. I would watch that movie!

    EJGeewhiz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to all the Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz. A film that debuted in 1939, mind you.

    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we bred the dwarfs just for the dwarf tossing contests in the pubs

    TheDemonicCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought we bred them to help us fight the Emus?

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    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, the opposite is true (or 'truer') as there were a lot fewer people with dwarfism after WWII in Germany, Austria, Poland, and Hungary because they were systematically killed off in concentration camps so as not to "pollute" the race. Dr. Mengele had one gentleman with dwarfism brought to his "laboratory" in Auschwitz so he could 'remove' his skeleton for study. It was found in his study after Auschwitz was liberated.

    Ericthedead
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have really really old pictures of a relative that was a little person. He played fiddle in the family band. They are all pre ww2. I think.

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    #9

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing The world is flat, and it only looks round from space due to gravity distorting light.

    Dr_Graves , NASA Report

    Jill Rhodry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obvious that the world isn't flat, cats would've knocked everything off over the edge.

    Deborah Rubin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Neal DeGrasse Tyson said, all they have to fear is sphere itself.

    Rayven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard these flat earthers have members all around the globe.

    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teacher yesterday asked us all the experiments to prove the earth is round and it appalls me how a bunch of high schoolers are smarter than middle aged adults

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so they accept one theory from science but not the other ?

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some Flat Earthers refuse to believe gravity exists because it makes an inconveniently large balls-up of their hypothesis. They replace it with *checks notes* outright stupidity.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The earth isn't flat but your brain certainly is if you think that.

    Paul Richards
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    flat earthers are idiots who should be sterilized

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still can't fathom how that movement gained such popularity.

    Roy Briggs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sky is a digital projection.... seriously, I've been told that

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, is there a giant fence surrounding the planet so we don't fall off the sides?

    Just me, myself, and I
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say it's the ice cliffs of Antarctica surrounding the edges. Or the Arctic. Or maybe they've just combined both into one giant ice cube!

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    #10

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing Breatharianism. The idea that people can live without food and all we really need to survive is oxygen. Not sure how this group still exists

    Akatsiya , Artem Kovalev Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a documentary on these types following the word of some lady in Queensland, Australia. She swore she hadn't needed food in years all she needed was air. They caught her wolfing down some Tim Tams, suddenly it was okay to give your taste buds some joy on rare occasions but not necessary....

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just let natural selection do its thing.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I must be a pizzatarian

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom believes that food is not necessary for living and that we only eat food because we only want to satisfy our mind and not for any reason so she believes that being a breatharian is possible

    pico diablo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've recently been dieting to lose weight and despite eating almost nothing, I still weigh the same. I swear I'm gaining calories by breathing.

    SofiaB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not about the quantity of food you eat but rather what you eat that will help with weight loss...that and an exercise regimen

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well at least they should die out soonish.

    Emma London
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oxygen and sunlight! Must not forget the sunlight, that's vital.

    Cathelijne Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can all laugh about it but a few years ago a woman in my hometown died because of this nonsense :(

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This group still exists because nobody can afford food these days!

    Christian Golden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The California group fell apart in 1983 when Wiley Brooks, its 47-year-old leader, was caught in a hotel eating a chicken pot pie. Brooks had claimed not to have eaten in 19 years.

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    #11

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing Dinosaurs were placed in the ground by the government in order to discredit religious people and prove evolution...or something like that. I can't remember the details. It gave me an aneurysm.

    deleted , Jon Butterworth Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought was done by Slartibartfast and his mates.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard this one many times and it is usually that the devil did it, to which I respond ok so god was not strong enough to stop the devil playing tricks?

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually countered by "You've got to have faith, God allowed the Devil to do this in order to test out faith." Which is a lazy argument since it requires no backing or proof or logic to justify.

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh... Evolution - not every detail, but the process and it's principles - is proven. With an overload of evidence that vastly exceeds what we'd need to consider it proven. Why is that even a question anymore? Because we, as a society, fail to be as skeptic towards religious nutcasery than to other insanities.

    Walter Black Bill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom told me when I was younger that God actually could have created the Earth and universe over millions of year, which would have seemed like a day in the Bible. She also said that when God made the universe, it could have started with a bang. There. Science and Christianity combine.

    Zophra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Millions of years would require death/evolution. That is not compatible with Christianity - in that death came before sin.

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    TeaAndWhimsy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dinosaur skeletons were placed on Earth by God to test your Faith... or so some friends of mine believe (creationists..)

    Vera VanWhoop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting. I was 12. I asked my preacher about dinosaurs. He said that the bones were put in the ground by men for other men to find. I left the church.

    Sa Ruuu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend in high-school with born-again Christian parents who believed that. They also once printed me out an article on how human evolution was a myth

    Marielle Vos - van Stempvoort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had questions about dinosaur skeletons when I was 18, my pastor replied: The devil has put them in the earth to deceive you. That was the last time I went to church.

    Rylee Evergreen 🇺🇦 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religion and evolution can coexist 🥲 would give me an aneurysm too to hear otherwise

    Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?? I mean to say evolution doesn't exist to at least some extent is crazy. We as humans have gotten taller over time for example. Do I believe we evolved from a different species? No, and as far as I'm concerned history goes too far back for us to ever truly know. But religion and science can, and should coexist. Religion creates a space that can bring benefits such as peace to the believer, and science tells us the how and why of the world. What we do need to eliminate is the hate and judgement coming from both sides, as that is dividing us as a human race.

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    #12

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing we only use 10% of our brains

    Black-Byte , Robina Weermeijer Report

    potatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like trump certainly only use 0.0001% of theirs

    David Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be kind to Donald, he does use100% of another part of his body to think with

    Laura Lett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people only have two active brain cells. And they aren't talking to each other.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..because they are fighting for 3rd place.

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    Lem Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having conducted 15 years of research working in customer service I can confidently conclude that the average person uses significantly less.

    Deborah Rubin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am really sick of this one. There are some exceptions, primarily politicians. Like Trump. I can't calculate numbers that low.

    Menacing Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I have a brain?

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just seems like it sometimes.

    ThatRandomGuy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the MAGAs don't have brain function

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    #13

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing Whales control the weather and are currently causing global warming. Because apparently their movements affect ocean currents or air currents or I don't even know what. I wish I were making this up.

    dynamouse , Todd Cravens Report

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First I've heard of that. Though to be honest I'm more worried about those butterflies causing hurricanes.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you would have said it was really the octopuses controlling things......unless you are trying to deflect from the truth!

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    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truth is that the massive loss of cetacean diversity and numbers caused by human hunting over centuries has depleted the entire ocean ecosystem. Whale feces spreads nutrients into areas of the ocean that are otherwise very deficient, enabling algae to feed and support an entire food chain. Recent research suggests that the populations of whales were vastly larger than we ever imagined. The carcasses of the whales also supported huge quantities of life on the sea floor. All of these communities were decimated as we killed the whales.

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a new one for me, is it real?

    Laura Lett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, that's dumber that a box of rocks!!

    Menacing Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...but... whales control EVRYTHING!

    howdylee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but but but Pudge the Fish controls the weather!!!!!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about whales, but Wales certainly controls my weather when there is a South Westerly. ;-)

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, don't tell me you're another sheep who believes the media. If you saw whales like I have, you'd understand. Open your eyes /s

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a new one for me! How goofy.

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whales are beautiful creatures and we need to protect them at all costs

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    #14

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing A black cat is an omen of bad luck and if one crosses your way you have idk how many years of bad luck. Along the same lines is the mirror 7 years of bad luck, and walking under a ladder. Like, excuse me? Can that cat ration enough to put a f**king spell on you?? And how tf are inanimate objects gonna cast a f**king spell????? Like it just seems extremely dumb

    ComicCat-Laz , Clément Falize Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black cats are literally the most precious creatures on planet Earth, how dare you

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, the sweet lil voids have done no wrong

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    Jan Rosier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... I am definitely not supersticious, but will never walk under a ladder. You never know what the person on it might be holding, paint, water, a hammer... and just my luck would dictate the item falling right at the moment I am walking underneath that ladder.

    Brocken Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I always thought that was just common sense disguised as superstition so even the idiots will pay attention

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    Edda Kamphues
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had a pitch black cat for 10 years and he is the sweetest little thing I have ever met. He knows when I'm sad and cuddles up to me with his purry little meow. He's the only of my four cats that will stay in my bedroom all nights. No fuss, just lots of cuddles. The alarm goes off and he tries to wake me. Good boy, Indie!!!

    Jumping Jellyfishes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jehovah Witnesses stopped coming to my house after my black cat slinked out of the door during one of their housecalls, causing one of them to visibly shudder. I'd call that good luck!

    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black Cats in medieval Europe were connected to witchcraft, and that witches could transform into black cats, so bad luck was associated with it. Walking under a ladder comes from a ladder against a wall forming a triangle, or the trinity and it was thought in medieval times that walking under it would be "breaking the trinity" and therefor bad luck.

    Karl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK, it’s lucky to have a black cat cross your path - the rationale being that the cat is really a witch in animal form and, as it’s crossing your path, it’s going elsewhere to cast its spells

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a black cat when I was a kid. He was huge and loved being outside. We called him a small panther because that's what he looked like. He loved to cuddle with just me. He also used to bring us dead things which is a sign he wanted to take care of us. He was an amazing cat!!!!

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the walking under a ladder myth has an underlying cause and effect, like, "I just walked under that ladder and a tin of paint fell on me" - "oh, how unlucky"

    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read once that the ladder is connected to capital punishment by hanging. Other than the executioner, the only person that walked under the ladder up to the scaffold was the person about to be hanged.

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    Kim Steffen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black cats have the greatest personalities. And if you look at an old German painting of barmaid with a white cat on her shoulder, the white cat signifies a hangover.

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    #15

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing As recently as 1993, when I had my youngest child, there were people telling me during my pregnancy to get rid of my cat because it would get in the crib and "take the baby's breath away." The fact that I had an almost-four-year-old who survived household cats didn't hold water with them.

    sirdigbykittencaesar , Kari Shea Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The issue is the cat is a selfish beast who will sleep on top of the baby, because a cat is programmed to find something squishy and warm to sleep on. It's not a frequent issue but you need to make sure they can't. The much bigger risk is their litter tray. It contains poops with toxoplasmodium gondii in it. You want to clean that often with gloves and wash hands after.

    H M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats aren't stupid, they don't lie on faces. I was at a maternity home with my baby, none of those babies in the decades it ran died from the several cats they kept there.

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get rid of ALL people telling you to get rid of any cats. Seriously, they are evil, stupid, meanmeaning and gullible - and this is just the base set of properties you need to convincedly spread such propaganda.

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they not familiar with Stephen King's Cat's Eye? Cats don't take the baby's breath, they protect the baby from evil trolls trying to steal the breath.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if they were concerned about toxoplasmosis through contact with cat feces, solid point - but taking the breath away? That's plain stupidity

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats do not suck the breath out of a baby. They may lay next to the child, but not on their face. Now, depending on the baby’s age and development, if they roll over and their face is in the cat’s fur AND they haven’t developed the reflex to turn their head away from the cat so they can breathe, that’s not something the cat did, that’s just unfortunate. And yes, SIDS probably had a lot to do with it, amongst other things, including unknown physical conditions, and stuff done wrong by the parents (accidentally or on purpose). But no, the cat is not out to murder your child, they just want to cuddle. If you’re still worried, keep the cat out of the baby’s room until the baby can turn their head away by reflex.

    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even tiny babies can wriggle and flail their arms about if they are unhappy about something, lets say being unable to breathe. Cats really don't like sleeping on wriggling, flailing surfaces, and so they won't. But they might want to be close to and try to help / comfort their human kitten if it has problems, and that is perhaps why they are discovered near SIDS babies

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    Alyssa Phillips
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always heard it was because when babies sleep on their back, the cats would smell the milk on the baby's breath and try to get up near their face and accidentally smother them.

    KDS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they get this theory from the Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye film?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your four-year-old only proves that you were extremely lucky.

    backatya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No they didn't say water they said breath

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    #16

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing David Icke's theory That every world leader, member of royalty and figure of importance is reptilian.

    0wl-Exterminator , Annie Spratt Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an anthropomorphic reptile I can confirm that the president is a lizard. And Mark Zuckerberg.

    Ian Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change this to anything David Icke says, but out of all the s**t he spews out of his cake hole, this is the only entertaining thing. The guy is scum

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the good old days nutters like David Icke would be confined to shouting their idiotic ideas in Hyde Park to total indifference. Now they can use the internet to attract morons to their cause

    N Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on how seriously they took it, he'd more likely be hospitalised in Bedlam. Where, ironically (or not) he would have been viewed as a source of entertainment by the Victorians.

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    Peppermallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We will have to monitor the situation

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until a few years ago, I thought that was nonsense too, but after my third molt, I see things a little differently and I don't speak with forked tongue either.

    CD King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, really, can we say with out a doubt this isn't true.... just say'n

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're all behind global warming because reptiles love heat.

    Literal Pigeon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole reptiles-ruling-the-world conspiracy is based in antisemitism.

    Bunny Sidhu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTW where is that 'lukewarm blooded' creature nowadays?

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    #17

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing I can't decide which one of these are worse. - Having a discussion with a friend and his buddy about Bruce Lee. Then the topic of his death comes up. The conspiracy theories start to fly but it didn't really get too ridiculous until my friend's buddy piped up. "Bruce Lee actually died when he set himself on fire while cooking hot dogs. They covered it up because no one wanted to think that the world's greatest martial artist would have done that to himself. But anyone who does a little reading will know this." - At work we were discussing fighting games. The one guy then blurts out that the reason Asians are so good at these games is that the machines are built by other Asians to have *genetic decoders* built into the buttons. Once the machine verifies that you are Asian, the game gives you unfair advantages over your opponent. He was completely serious about this theory. When he was finished talking, there was a good 8 seconds of complete silence until my friend piped up and says, "That's.....got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard."

    InferiousX , Man Chung Report

    CV Vir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person has no idea how DNA testing is actually accomplished, do they?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like he is a sore loser to me.

    真壁まつり
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn western outlanders found that out Gonna delete the codes asap

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mouth dropped in disbelief after reading the Bruce Lee one then even further after reading the second. I'm like "you've GOT to be kidding!?" SMH

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the "anyone who does a little reading" part. I mean ok, if that's the case show me your sources. "You've obviously read it somewhere, show me the book/magazine/newspaper/website".

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    SobyKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genetic decoders.....my new excuse for why other ppl are better at things than I am 😆

    CHRISTY SMITH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me your coworker is a Trump Supporter without telling me he’s a Trump Supporter!

    Khall Khall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously written by an Asian to discredit this completely rational, logical, and scientifically possible conspiracy!

    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now i know, why im so good at fighting games.....NOT! Actually im pretty worse at fighting games

    Littlemiss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother..Broc Coli.

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    #18

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing An idiot told my wife a few weeks ago that if you are being mugged at an ATM you need to type in your PIN backwards. He thinks this will allow you to withdraw money as normal but "alerts" the police who dispatch a squad car to your location imediately. When she asked what about people with mirror image PINs and PINs such as 4444 he still maintained that he was right. No actual answer, just insisted he was correct.

    Creabhain , Eduardo Soares Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You type the last four first, then the second to last and so on. Do we need to explain everything to you?

    Palo Sulek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, I have PIN with all the same 4 numbers and everytime I entered it, a squad appears in 5 minutes, asking me if I was ok.....after a couple of theese episodes they asked me to change my PIN.... now it makes sense...why hasnt anybody told me ??!

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number you enter isn't even transmitted anywhere - it's cryptographically signed with a combination of some information on your card and a one time code generated by the ATM, that's transmitted, and the result is verified at the other end. The actual 4 digits you type never go anywhere...

    Wesley Forest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some home security systems have this feature. To my knowledge ATMs do not.

    DadManBlues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I had a card that actually had a panic-PIN. If I had used the code, the bank would have informed the police.

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he planning on mugging her?

    Nadine Saloum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those in the US it's *911(cancel) and police will attend

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    #19

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing My father once told with with absolute seriousness that if a snake bites you, and you survive, the snake dies instead. Apparently this is an old wives tale from India, but he defended it for a solid ten minutes before begrudgingly admitting that it didn't make any sense

    Nightslayer9522 , Tyler B Report

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it bites you and you die, its venomous. If you bite it and you die, its poisonous. If you both bite each other and neither of you die, its kinky

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real sigma doesn't die from snake, snake die from sigma. No joking though, there was a guy who was bit by a snake so he bit it back, and they both died.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A snake is not a slithering honeybee. They have fangs, not stingers, and their fangs do not break off in your skin.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Italian we say...a viper bit my mother-in-law and died from poisoning.

    Queen Mab
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad you straightened that out.

    Ronnie Cutshall
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That exsplain why my indian gf refuses to bite my snake.

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except if your name is Chuck Norris. Then the snake will die.

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meme: before the internet you just asked your aunt margaret a question and just carried that wrong info for the next twenty years.

    Pandapoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve heard that about bees dying if they sting you (true). Never heard the snake one.

    Tushar Roy Mukherjee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not an Old Wives' tale from India. Although last year, a boy killed a King Cobra that bit him by biting it back.

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    #20

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing The moon landing is fake.

    feel_the_burns , NASA Report

    Doctor Strange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The American government did, indeed, film the moon landing. However, they hired Stanley Kubrick to direct the film, and he was such a perfectionist that he insisted on shooting on location.

    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom believes that people never went to space or the moon and that they all landed in a part Antarctica that is unmapped and that there’s some magnetic field at that point beyond which there are dinosaurs and the reason the dinosaurs can’t reach us here is because of the magnetic field

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people make me get to murder level rage. Getting to the moon is way less difficult than a submarine. Look: no obstacles to get there, no massive pressure from water. Only tricky thing really is making the suits and craft thick enough to stop solar radiation. Flying through a vacuum takes very little energy, you just get moving and then turn off the engine, because there's no friction you carry on moving at the same speed. The only difficult part really is getting off earth (escape velocity).

    Downunderdude
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. What gets me is that in so many cases, one simple fact torpedoes the theory. The race to the moon was a space race between the Americans and the Russians, right? And yet, the Russians never claimed that the moon landing was fake.

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    CV Vir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If so, there are more than 5000 people who worked at NASA, who are perfectly keeping this secret.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone asked a NASA offiial if his organization was capable of faking a moon landing successfully. He replied, "We're good, but we're not that good."

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    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it's fake, the never set a foot on Moon. Otherwise how they will build secret military base on the other side of Moon. And to sum it up, Moon doesn't exist, it's only a holographic projection.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a hollow superstructure! 😉🤣

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    Hendo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok...I'm going to say something that probably sounds pretty daft, but....why after all these years and so much speculation, doesn't NASA just do it all again to prove it? (Please don't judge me, I'm currently suffering from covid brain-smoosh).

    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do believe they may have faked or altered some of the photographs but the moon landing was real.

    Stannous Flouride
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the theory that it was faked but director Stanley Kubrick is such an absolutist for accuracy that he made everyone go to the moon to film it.

    Deborah Rubin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this one still around? Or maybe they're saving it for the next manned lunar flight.

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    #21

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing So many people genuinely believe blood is blue inside their body

    wizmey , Hush Naidoo Jade Photography Report

    troufaki13
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the reptilians. They have green!

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its true, look at tampax commercials!

    Jill Bussey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different shades of red for oxygenated and non-oxygenated blood.

    Amelia Jade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this being downvoted? I'm a phlebotomist and Jill is right. Oxygenated blood and non Oxygenated are different colors of red. Arterial blood is a brighter, cherry red because it's oxygenated. Venous blood is still red, but its a deeper red. As a phlebotomist there are signs that let you know you hit an artery instead of a vein, and that cherry red color is one of them.

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except horseshoe crabs. Their blood is blue because there is copper in their blood instead of iron.

    Ivo H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And horsehoe crabs believe their blood is red inside their body

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    Emma London
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Schrödinger's blood: It's blue, but we can only see it when it's red.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Who thinks that, except maybe little children?

    over it already
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never truly believed them, but I was actually taught that in school. They said it's red in arteries (oxygenated) and blue in veins coming back around. I'm 44 and American, for reference.

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    Julia Mckinney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Nose pointed straight up in the air and using an affect drawl* "Why yahss, I'm descended from nobility so of course it's blue". (ok, reality here- apparently there's an English earl somewhere on my family tree about 280-350 years ago. I don't think that even qualifies as being related to nobility any more, right?)

    Kim Steffen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drawing blood without gloves on?

    BluEyedSeoulite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do this in some places. In Korea, I've never seen a phlebotomist or a nurse use gloves they just use hand sanitizer between patients. Not was hygienic but less waste but I suspect it's because it's cheaper for the hospitals

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    #22

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing There is an activist group (with a large following) that claims that clouds in the sky are not real. They are just figments of everyone's imaginations because the government brain washes everyone into thinking clouds exist. Seriously?

    dubefest , Michael & Diane Weidner Report

    Roy Briggs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody knows that clouds are the remnants of Ymir's brians.... duh!

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cloud isn't real. It's just somebody else's water vapour. ;-)

    Tanja J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which government is that? I don't think my government has the budget to pay for this.....

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you would think with the internet and all of human knowledge at your finger tips we could stop having idiotic groups like this pop up but nooooooooo

    Are balloons filled with ghosts?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. Some of these are great! Feel like I'm on drugs 🤪

    Pickles, Pennies, & Ponies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt (by marriage), believed that the con trails left by the jets were the airlines dumping chemicals for the government. She was also the kind of person that got sucked in by MLMs.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the brainwashing extends to rain, shadows on the ground when a cloud passes overhead, changes in temperature and planes and mountains disappearing behind them?

    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The birds and clouds are working together

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    #23

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing My all time favorite is Chinese buffets are just a way of making us fatter and easier to invade.

    ChiefChivo , Ulysse Pointcheval Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't need Chinese buffets to get fat, trust me. Also, buffets as a whole are disgusting.

    Lesley Relph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey you stole my theory - obviously if we're obese we can't run away - and we're delicious!

    Weezy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like we need Chinese buffets to get fatter......

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This idiot apparently thinks like cartman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oieT9KLX0jI

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget all the idiocy around MSG.

    Lydsylou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you listen to those conspiracy theories then literally every single thing China does is to weaken us so they can invade!

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't explain all the American founded fast food companies aiding their cause. Heck, we're starting to do the same thing right back to them.

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    #24

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing A coworker of mine believes that if you play the phrase "Yes we can." backwards, it sounds suspiciously like "Thank you Satan.", and so Obama must have made a pact with the devil in order to win the presidency. The strangest part is that he isn't particularly political, or outspokenly partisan. His real concern is ACTUALLY Satan.

    Produent , Markus Spiske Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew Judas Priest was a direct influence on Bob The Builder

    Something
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute and quirky of the devil to want to be acknowledged with public hidden signs instead of open acknowledgment or just a private thank you.

    Panda Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the bibles Satan killed way less people than god, so who's the real bad guy here?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nakewsay? That's how it sounds to me. Just show him the track "In conpsiracy with satan by Bathory" - it's on youtube, complete with a black pentagram and goat. Satanists do not conceal their stuff. There's no need.

    Ellie Hope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a myth like this about playing a madonna song backwards

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but who hasn't made a pact with the devil from time to time?

    Are balloons filled with ghosts?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a lot of people realise, Obama did make a deal with the devil. He used to known as Robert Johnson, had to disappear for a while. Then came back to take over. The devil has a long term plan for you my American cousins 😈

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    #25

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing That if you startle a pregnant woman the baby will come out cross eyed

    m0ther0fg0ds , Ömürden Cengiz Report

    Littlemiss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm my child isn't cross eyed and I was startled many times whilst pregnant. Admittedly it was often upon standing on scales.

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    Olivia Carr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler alert: they all come out cross eyed! The eyes needs a few weeks to adjust. Also, I'm a doctor

    insert name here
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you startle a pregnant woman the baby will come out cross eyed! Just not for that reason:(

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    The Sassy Wife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My MIL (wonderful woman, rest her soul) used to say that if you tickle babies feet, they'll grow up with a stutter.

    Salty.Hag
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually not a stutter but breathing problems. Not far off.

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    Greta Kolding
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must come from the same place as if you pull an ugly face and the wind changes your ugly face will be stuck for the rest of your life.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one way to prove this wrong, off to the maternity ward...

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you REALLY startle her, the baby comes out with Doc Brown hair.

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    #26

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing Magnetic balance improving bracelets. I will immediately write you off as dumb or at least very gullible if you wear one of those those things.

    Nsekiil , Stephen Leonardi Report

    CV Vir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, the placebo effect is real and it’s possible that this is one example.

    Historyharlot93
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking this too. If elderly people believe it gives them better balance, they may subconsciously balance themselves better. As long as they’re not ridiculously expensive, why not?

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    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my... I once bid on a camshaft for my motorcycle on ebay. It had a piece of magnetic sheet metal wrapped around the wrench-friendly hexagon that would be in the way when mounting the engine, so I asked if the seller was willing to take it off. He didn't, and also told me three different specs (it was a modified original part with a different lift array on it, and he told me 3 different lift arrays, of which one, I guess, may have been truly on that camshaft, ...), and as I didn't have use for a mystery cam, but was aiming at one of those modded camshafts that was proven to work and would have fit my modified engine, I of course did not buy it. I got to have my own camshaft reground to open a tad longer, a bit further ... and it worked well. Without all that voodoo and esoteric, but with dust-dry engineering and time-sucking port modification.

    Karma Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I occasionally wear one, but only because it's pretty. The magnets themselves don't mean $h1t to me.

    Jackson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magnetic bracelets must have been interesting when computers used floppy disks.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As they tend to improve everything, they may even make it irrelevant if it's a 1.2 MB or a 720 kB or a ... whatever capacities they came in... 1.44 MB was the largest ones I remember having used in the early to mid nineties.

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    potatoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same goes for quantum medicine.Jeez the way people use scientific terms to fool gullible people pisses me off.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah ... throw in words, regardless of their actual meaning, is something the esoteric excel at. Something ... the ONLY thing they excel at!

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    Dani M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not if you wear it, but if you believe in it. knew someone who wore it cause their grandma gave it to them. thought it was sweet

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once worked with someone who had a lump of iron shavings embedded in plastic on her laptop. I asked why. She said so the computer doesn't harm her with its EM radiation.

    backatya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't John Wayne wear one?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard they are supposed to improve pain but I highly doubt it, unless it is also a placebo

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    #27

    Freemason here. I am constantly amazed by the people who claim that Freemasons have some kind of New World Order conspiracy going on. The only thing even *more* amazing is how people who are **not** Freemasons can describe to me in detail how the entire conspiracy works, except that I, myself (you know, the guy who's *actually* a Mason), don't know about it because I'm apparently not high ranking enough. For those who don't know, there is no "head" of Freemasons. It's a fairly loose conglomerate of Grand Lodges which oversee local lodges. In the US and Canada, each state/province has it's own head 9Grand Lodge) - there isn't any national head. In Great Britain, England, Scotland, Ireland each have their own Grand Lodges. There's no head of the organization to flow down any kinds of instructions. Also consider: Local lodges are filled with (mainly older) members of the community, like your grandfather, uncle, the neighbor across the street, etc. Generally, I'm amazed that the local lodges can successfully plan a charity fund raiser (or sometimes, even a picnic). Planning a far-reaching extra-government conspiracy is, well, you know. Just nuts.

    taonzen Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I know a few masons and they couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a software company that couldn't do that. They held a conference in a brewery. There was no beer!

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    Marc Booker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But isn't this EXACTLY what a Freemason who was part of the conspiracy would say?

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, those of us established in the Masonic, Jewish, Illuminati conspiracy actively deny it. (When we take over, they are going to give me half of North Dakota. Don't know if the dividing line is east west or north south.)

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    Paulsible deniability
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Simpsons" is a documentary where they proved The Stonecutter's control everything.

    Lauren Caswell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn them keeping down the metric system *shakes fist*

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is just a reason to get drunk away from home. Every club since the dawn of time has been an excuse to get loaded.

    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get away from the wife and drink. Who has the energy to run the world?

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My maternal grandfather was a 32nd degree Mason back in the 1920s and 1930s. This stuff has been going around the rumor mills for decades. It resurfaces every few years. When it resurfaced back in the late 1960s to early 1970s, I can tell you that my grandmother, mother, aunts, and uncles never heard this b******t from my grandfather or any of his fellow Masons.

    SheHulk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather was one too! He did say it was kind of lame (not his words), but otherwise never said anything about it.

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    Con O Cuinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ireland isn't part of Great Britain. Never has been. Even when under British rule. It was the United Kingdom of Great Britain AND Ireland (now just Northern Ireland).

    Lord of the laserprinter.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh! You are not high enough in the ranking to know the truth. Report to your local lodge for re-education.

    George Hylands
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wales is also a part of Great Britain

    Asher Samuels
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The REAL Masonic Conspiracy is cornering the market on green beans IFKYK

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    #28

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing Birth control pills will cause the downfall of society. As my sociology professor explained, "Birth control pills let women have all the sex they want and don't have to worry about having babies, and there are more and more women who are using them and never settling down and having families. With no women getting pregnant anymore, the government will have to step in and start creating a workforce using cloning technology. These clones will grow up in a government-controlled school and trained to be mindless automatons whose goal in life is to work and to serve their government masters - they will be chemically neutered so that they aren't concerned about sex and marriage, and they will all be the same race." Funny enough, he never thought about what would happen when the government officials die off and there are only clones left.

    Diredoe , Thought Catalog Report

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this person a professor???

    Bill McDowall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bigger question is, what are they a professor of? 🤔

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    Katrin Krueger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man complaining about women only having sex for fun...? That's a new one.

    Robert Bailey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're not having it with him. Because he's an a*****e.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just sounds like a misogynistic a*****e who wants to control women's bodies.

    Jill Bussey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reliable birth control has been available in most countries since the 1960s and yet the planet is still over-populated.

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not counting those dealing with infertility.

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    Olivia Carr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So women having all the sex they want is the root of all evil? Let me just die in sin then

    Rian Macklin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be better than listening to that jerk.

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, a shrinking population would probably be a good thing. No need for any clones.

    Reviewer UK01
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only works if you can shrink it in the right proportions. Low birth rate without everyone else magically dying in proportion to compensate is a problem

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    Garry Cowan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the professor is a raging incel

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A government that can't get its s**t together to (a) beat small south asian countries in war and (b) fix potholes and bridges that are crumbling, can't get their s**t together to do the above.

    Vasha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or folks could just hire immigrants

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He took a wild leap from "women can choose when to get pregnant" to "no woman would ever choose to get pregnant". Birth control is about giving women the ability to make their own life choices. Plenty of women will still choose to be mothers.

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    #29

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing Some guy told me about how the Illuminati gets two dead bodies every year and place them in the Coca Cola tanks. Then they use them to ferment the Coca Cola the public drinks to control us

    fluffy-muffin , Evonne Yuwen Teoh Report

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I don't drink coca cola. I hate the taste of soft drinks

    Francine Govan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you hate the taste! There's people in there! EWWWWWW! /s

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How on earth does the Illuminati find the time to control world government if they are up to their eyeballs in doing things like this too?

    Carman Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have people under them. They delegate lol

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    oktopus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to do the math on that and work out how little body would be in all the Coke fermented worldwide.

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bodies? In coke? S**t I might need to start drinking it more

    OmBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worldwide yearly per capita consumption of Coca Cola is so incredibly low that it averages out to less than 5% of all living people actually drink it. I’m dumbfounded by the lack of basic logic some people have. But then, people need to find answers they can comprehend, even if that means creating mythology rather than seeking knowledge.

    Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus aren't there many coke plants? I think there is one in Birmingham Alabama. Maybe Atlanta too. Can't remember.

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do they come up with this c**p?

    Libstak
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wee wittle brains having wee wittle thoughts

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must tell my nutcase illuminati - paranoia friends about this. They will accept it 100%.

    Deborah Rubin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coca Cola is my go-to drink. I really don't think this is going to change my mind. Where do the bodies come from? Dead Iluminati?

    Snakebite Mcghee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I drink Pepsi, it has aliens

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why Mexican Coke tastes better. It's not the sugar, it's the lack of bodies in the tanks!

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    #30

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing That the Mona Lisa is actually Leonardo da Vinci in drag

    deleted , The Free Birds Report

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, don't hate the idea

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I do care for sh¡7. What does it change? Or mean?

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    Blondie23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard this one too and to be quite honest it's not that far stretched. Lots of artist will use themselves as the subject because they can't find someone to sit for them. I am not saying this is truth, just that it's not as crazy as anything else on this list!

    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... her facial features aren't very male, but ... even if - so? I'm straight as a ruler, but I do own a very, very girly dress, and I have worn it in public a few times, just for laughs and, admittedly, I enjoyed the angering it did to that religiot from across the street...

    Downunderdude
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hence not allowed in Florida.

    Jef Bateman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr. Lillian Schwartz of Bell Laboratories did an analysis that shows the proportions are very similar to self portraits Leonardo made. The artwork is a portrait of Lisa del Giocondo, who was a real person, but it is possible that he used a mirror to flesh out the shadows. It was almost unheard of for people to sit for the whole portrait. Leonardo had some people, most notably Salai, who would sit for finishing touches on portraits or to help him get physical proportions right.

    Karl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when this theory came out about 30 years ago - it was on a serious arts programme so predates the internet rumour mill.

    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and it came across as plausible. Or she could have been a rendition of what he thought a daughter of his would look like.

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    CHRISTY SMITH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood why this painting is so popular - it took Leonardo 4 years total to paint it and it looks like c**p - I’ve seen Jr High kids draw 10x’s better. I think it’s only famous because of who painted it, not because it’s actually any good.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but there is an 18th century portrait of a not so good-looking woman that turned out to be some lord, duke, or whatever TF he was, in drag.

    Where's_My_Adderall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the paintings we have of "Jesus" were modeled after Leonardo de Vinci's boyfriend. so the Christians have been worshiping a painting of a gay man for centuries.

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    #31

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing A moron I worked with, swore that the diet Pepsi I was drinking was flavored with aborted fetuses from planned parenthood... He was serious.. Google it... This dude had tattoos on his eyelids too, so not real bright to begin with

    OB-14 , Andrew George Report

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because yes, the illuminati really have time, interest or energy to do s**t like that. for what end? I always ask these nuts (a) for what purpose would they do that and (b) how does it make them money or give them more power? They can never explain.

    iBlank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STEP 1: Steal underpants, STEP 3: Profits!!

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    Julie Zugz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MMMmmmm, sweet women's rights! How refreshing! Ahhhh :)

    Adorable Davelands
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well sure, just before I was reading about Coke being flavored with corpses so how could Pepsi compete? It's really just simple economics.

    Densolo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we should carry condoms with us to pass out to people when they say they believe this s**t, and ask them to please don't reproduce

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime I think I've head the craziest stuff, I scroll down and read even crazier stuff.

    Bleau
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Senomyx biotech makes food additive HEK293 from aborted fetal kidney cells, spontaneous miscarriages. Google it.....

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    #32

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing Definitely the Korean urban myth of sleeping with a fan on will you. I’ve heard it explained as the blades chopping up the air creating gaps so that you suffocate in your sleep

    LosAngelesLio , Andrew George Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has all the hallmarks of a parent trying to get the kids to turn the fan off at night to save electricity.

    Svelk929
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much almost exactly that. It was spread by the South Korean government during the Korean War to save electricity

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that first sentence is missing the word "[unalive]"

    Blondie23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well if that was true then everyone in the south part of the USA would be dead! We all sleep with fans... yes fans with an S on every night!

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *will unalive you. Yes, it's called korean fan death. Obviously BS because we all sleep with fans on in Africa it is way too hot.

    Are balloons filled with ghosts?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. Chops up the air 🤣 where has this thread been all my life

    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... these people haven't heard much of that thing called "physics", have they? It's the same with "air gaps" that cause airplanes to go up and down prior to landing. "Luftlöcher", a classmate called them. Ok, if there was to be a hole, a gap, in the air, as in a vacuum, just without any surrounding - what would happen then? The surrounding air flows into the previously vacuumoid volume, at the surrounding pressure, at the surrounding temperature, and then, the gap is closed. While this explains that no "air gap" could last, once it is there it would simply disappear, it still is missing how they are to come about in the first place. Not at all, being the answer, once again shows that reality often is simply boring.

    Glass Ghost
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't sleep without my fan on. I gotta have some noise. The room is too freakin quiet. It's weirdly disturbing

    OmBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this were true, I should have suffocated nearly 18,000 times by now.

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shi time to turn on my fan when I go to sleep

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    #33

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing In the past few months my friend went out with a girl that said she didn't believe in dinosaurs, I don't know why this bothers me so much I mean who cares what someone else thinks right? But f*****g hell dinosaurs the evidence is so f*****g overwhelming it's like saying every night the people from the Truman Show turn on the moon.

    rozyhammer , Markus Spiske Report

    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "People from the Truman Show turn on the moon"...sounds interesting...make sure David Icke gets to hear about that and he can weave that into a worldwide conspiracy involving the Pope, the Illuminati, the Royal Family and Jews and publish a thick boring book on it

    Chaya Pilchick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course an idiot like you would put the jews in there.... but not any other religion. of course not.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I don't believe in that girl, ha! *huff*

    Fernando Álvarez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't believe in dinosaurs? Why? What did they say??

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it matter whether they believe in dinosaurs or not? I am pretty sure dinosaurs aren't much bothered by some dingdong ignoring evidence. The only ones made to suffer are those of us who have to listen to such people.

    CD King
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was she a red head? I've heard some stuff about people with red hair.

    #34

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing Illuminati conspiracy is the dumbest s**t I've ever heard of. I even heard that they controlled the earthquakes in Haiti

    punkgx , Thought Catalog Report

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just Haiti, but also they are allegedly reptilians who drink adrenochrome etc etc. Idiots will swallow anyhting that sounds outrageous.

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the seven deadly blazes would anyone control the movement of tectonic plates? Freaking Tsar Bomba detonated between them wouldn't do s**t.

    David Shaw
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that was the Yakuza using scalar weapons invented by Nikola Tesla for... well... reasons (not making this up, I have heard this argument more than once for this and other natural disasters).

    Arcady Royzen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about Haiti, but the history itself has plenty of evidence of people creating "secret societies" either for a reason to control others or be members of the "it" crowds , whatever it might be. Majority of those originated in the higher hierarchy, amongst wealthy who had nothing else to do... Whether those secret cliques are still around or not, who knows...

    Bleau
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what Tesla created hmmmmm.....

    Carman Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard it was hurricanes they can cause

    Hiram's Friend
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the Masons, Jews and Rosicrucians.

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But we are controlling the weather. Not very well, but we are.

    #35

    The Phantom Time hypothesis. That 300 years of European history between 600-900 AD were just made up. This is also my favorite conspiracy theory.

    Seamus_OReilly Report

    Bell-acose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the phantom thyme theory. you know…how oregano and thyme are the same herb, just marketed differently in order to make the lizard people more money so they can fund their nefarious schemes.

    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    History is written by the victorious....

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saxons will be interested to hear this since coincidentally, a fully keltic island (britain) now speaks a variant of german, and those are the years in which they established dominance over the kelts in uk.

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, were it only so. The Treaty of Verdun (August 843) falls into that interval, and it was the firing of the starter pistol for a thousand years of warfare between what are today's France and Germany, culminating in WWI (with a re-match called WWII).

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well can you name one thing that happened between 600 and 900 AD?

    Cristi nah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charlemagne founding the Sacred German Empire, wisigoths in Spain defeated by muslims and the Caliphate of Cordoba for example

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    Caroline Sinclair
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference is that I -and presumably Forgot My Name- can trace our family history back to Charlemagne. However that assumes that every child was the offspring of its putative father, which is highly unlikely over so many generations.

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like this one, I don't necessarily believe it but it's cool to think about.

    Stephen Hutchison
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet somehow they misplaced 300 years of Greek history ... because somehow civilization collapsed and they're not sure why or how.

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    #36

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing Hollow Earth theory. One of my co-workers asked if I had heard of it and then very seriously told me to look it up. I thought she was kidding until I talked to her again about and it turns out she was completely serious.

    dejerik , NASA Report

    LadyKing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My birth giver believes the moon is hollow and is a satellite placed by aliens to watch us. We don’t speak

    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hollow core of the Earth is where dragons live. It's the dragons moving around that cause earthquakes.

    Menacing Duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, This is true! How else would the Earth float in space if it wasn't hollow? /s

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the earth was hollow our gravitational field would be much weaker and we'd be able to jump further. Let's assume they mean the core is not there, it's a hollow ball. The core is roughly the same size as Mars and the composition of earth and mars is really similar. Mars' gravity is about 38% of earth's. So if the core was hollow, our graviation would be 62% of what it currently is. In other words, instead of being able to jump say 2.5 metres, you'd be able to jump 3,5 metres roughly.

    Cristi nah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would happen if a flatearther meets a Hollow Earth follower

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First they say it's flat, now they say it's hollow 🙄 what if it's actually a dodecahedron

    Rens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My beloved partner, who died four months ago, was a very intelligent man. Unfortunately he had this belief that the moon is hollow. I couldn't get him to change his mind and I just let him live with that but I could not understand why such a smart man could fall for such a stupid conspiracy theory.

    Tobias Reaper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they been watching too much godzilla v kong

    Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now see, they're close but not quite right. The Earth isn't hollow. Once you get through the crust, it's really a giant ball of duct tape. Like the Force, duct tape has a light side, a dark side, and holds the world together. C'mon sheepeople, face the truth! /s

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    #37

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing If you are in a cold environment you'll catch a cold

    missile_201 , Rex Pickar Report

    OhnoI’vebeencensored
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually has some truth. If you are cold (i.e., colder than you are used to) your immune system is suppressed and you're more likely to get ill. https://www.healthline.com/health-news/scientists-finally-figure-out-why-youre-more-likely-to-get-sick-in-cold-weather

    ROSESARERED
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amd also because they stay inside and do not get sufficient vitamin D, which we get from sunshine, and helps our immune system. Got a cold, sit out in the sun for 10mins every few hours...

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people I know believe this and then I ask them howcome the inuit still exist.

    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It refers to the old saying "you'll catch your death of cold", which meant you could die of hypothermia..

    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susceptibility isn't the same as culpability. No virus, no cold. No matter the temperature.

    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really a conspiracy, just a myth. Unless it is someone's plan to bring down the world by cooling the weather and giving everyone colds.

    AliJanx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you go to bed with wet hair, you'll catch a cold

    Vallen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must catch a cold everytime I go to school then

    Kat Treasure
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be higher on the list.

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    #38

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing That Hello Kitty's creator made a deal with the devil to save her daughter that had mouth cancer and that's why she created hello Kitty.

    Lis_9 , Jiaqi Zhang Report

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 The Kitty went down to Georgia, looking for a soul to swat... 🎶

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew we had a health care system in America - it's Satan!

    Purple light
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello Kitty looks so much like Miffy (Nijntje), that it led tp copyright battles. A Hello Kitty side character was a complete copy of a Miffy side character. That is the evil part of Hello Kitty.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok then. I did not know hello kitty was a devil minion.

    Lene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So ..... Hello Kitty is both evil and not a cat. Wow... 🤭

    WonderWoman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made a deal with the Devil? Whaaaaat?

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    #39

    That the pyramids were built by ancient aliens to land their spacecraft on. This same theory incorporates further pyramids on the moon that astronauts from various missions know about. Everyone get your tin foil hats.

    WhiskyBraj Report

    Doctor Strange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah, everyone knows about this. Where else do the aliens keep their stargates?

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bermuda Triangle and the Amazon rainforest, and in the Pacific Ocean

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    Tobias Reaper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the person that told you this were they called Daniel Jackson by any chance

    Mavis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The conspiracy theories about ancient cultures really pee me off because they underestimate and devalue the abilities of ancient humans to do amazing things. The Nazca Lines in Peru have a conspiracy theory that aliens had to have made them because the figures can only be seen from the air above, ergo whoever made them had to have some sort of aircraft or spaceship to view them from above. The beautiful truth is they were made by intelligent humans on the ground using scale drawings.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because stacking rocks in a pyramid shape is super difficult. Wait till we tell them about roman marble floors with underfloor heating. MIND BLOWN.

    BPisaddictive
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Astronauts from fake moon landings you mean. So there were fake pyramids. And why there is not a Flat Moon Theory?

    Roy Briggs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tin foil hell! Get your George Tsukalos wigs ready

    Wintermute
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I say I have a degree in archaeology this tends to come up. I just Youtube several videos of universities and engineers demonstrating how very few people can move heavy things with old tech in real time. Usually shuts them up. Usually.

    luckypenny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i saw this on the history channel and it was so stupid my mom made me shut it off

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    #40

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing Aliens put humans on earth to find gold for them

    weaponx47 , Stephen Leonardi Report

    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh, this was the plot of the entirely fictional Battlefield Earth...by L Ron Hubbard, same idiot responsible for Scientology.

    My “in my head” Voice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annnnd....we sucked at it. Guess the a**l probes are just them being vindictive because we didn't find enough gold.

    CD King
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was to harvest us for food.... What do aliens need with gold? Why wouldn't they just use the technology they have to get around the universe and just dig up the gold themselves? Maybe you meant Leprechauns?

    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because gold is sooooo rare in space.... (Hell, it isn't even rare here on Earth, we just can't dig deep enough)

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is von daniken's fault. We should blame him. It's a bit like scientology. A sci-fi writer's works get mistaken for truth.

    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever notice how many of these are movie plots?

    Roy Briggs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you "History" channel and that Greek tw@t on Ancient Aliens

    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is why Jadoo’s spaceship came to earth (I’m referencing a Bollywood movie here)

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    #41

    This thing that keeps coming up that, somehow, the US government is engineering a new flu and wants the American people people to get it. I work in infectious disease research and this comes up so often when people want to talk about my work, I can't even tell you. The whole thing is so baffling I don't even know how to address it: why would the US government want to give AMERICAN people the flu? Where does this even come from?

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a genetically modified flu that with make the people easier to control. It goes by the name Donald. ;-)

    Justin Trouble
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't agree, trump isn't a flu, he's more a butt related illness, like a hemorrhoid.

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    Joanna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you'd say that, you're in on it!

    Deb M.F.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trumpers are the ones at fault for that one ...

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again, just ask them how does the govt profit? They want... what? fewer tax slaves? fewer cannon fodders to send to the middle east? why?

    Cosmologist wannabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no, it's the covid omicron variant. we already have it. duh. /s

    BPisaddictive
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's easy. The government people get paid royalties by vaccine producers. The more infections the more vaccines

    Roy Briggs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oy comes from your lab (rimshot)

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    #42

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing If you have a sat nav/gps it's really the government spying on you and can control your car.

    sbdores , Brecht Denil Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a phone, don't you? Why would they need your gps?

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes all these conspiracy theories so ludicrous is that they all seem to contain the word "government." As soon as you replace the word "government" with "Corporations" they all of a sudden are no longer all that funny...

    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The government is really going to get bored at me going to work, to home, to work .... I'm not exactly leading an exciting life so if you want to spy ... have caffeine

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This explains the rental car GPS that kept trying to send me down one-way streets in Paris in the wrong direction!

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they can, they just aren't worried about YOU.

    Cosmologist wannabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have our phones for that. come on (I am partially joking)

    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why else would self-driving cars hit emergency response vehicles so often, huh...huh? https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tesla-cars-crashes-emergency-vehicles/

    #43

    I met my new downstairs neighbor a few months back. He asked for a ride to work, I obliged, and well, let's just say i learned a lot about him in around ten minutes. The very first thing on the drive that comes out of his mouth is this, "Okay so you know how there are organic beings floating around in the sky that can travel thousands of miles an hour and make 90 degree turns within the blink of an eye? Well I think the government is going to tell us that they are angels and that they are good for humanity. Because angels are supposed to protect us right? They gain our trust. The thing is, I think they are actually demons who told the government to tell us that they are angels, so we think we are safe and protected for the alien invasion that is sure to come. But the aliens have been here working with our government for years now, and this is all their idea to keep us regular citizens more manageable." This was only the beginning. tl;dr - My downstairs neighbor has 'yo dawg' conspiracy theories.

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully that was the last time OP gave him a ride, or even talked to him

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the free interchangeability of some people’s conspiracies: aliens, Bigfoot, demons. They’re all working together with George Soros and Pepsi to take over the world, and playing Stairway to Heaven backwards is the key to unlocking your repressed childhood memories of being abused in a Satanic cult by Tom Hanks. 🦇💩🤪

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is making my brain hurt. I had to cut off a friendship with someone who believed almost all the conspiracy theories on the article.

    Tim B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to turn that into a podcast or YouTube channel!!

    Beth W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is ‘yo dawg” ?

    #44

    35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing Bermuda Triangle

    Jfonzy , Joel Arbaje Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically the Bermuda Triangle is backed by science, the sea monsters thing is fake but it is a strange area.

    Ryan-James O'Driscoll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well no, it isn't. It's just a busy area of sea and has a normal number of incidents for the level of traffic.

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    Downunderdude
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, but have you heard aboiut the Fijian dodecahedron? No? That's the conspiracy, see?

    Nenya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven’t heard about the Bermuda Triangle in quite some time.. Kinda assumed we’d fixed that..But remember how very real this threat was, when I was a kid, almost expected this to end me - if I’d survive the quick sand of course..

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh common, dont tell me ive been scared all my youth for nothing!

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you average the paths of hurricanes you'll find a good many of them intersect in or near the Bermuda Triangle. Hence no surprise if a slightly higher number of sailing ships or rickety old aircrafts were lost there or near there.

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't knock this one. My brother was a marine; passing through the triangle caused many watches to continually spin their hands. Weird s**t.

    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A theory is that deep sea deposits of methane hydrate in that region can cause a change of water density and make ships less floaty

    Hans Georg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Triangle itself is not a myth, but the aliens maybe.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a43827267/bermuda-triangle-mystery-solved-says-scientist/

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to say though, the Bermuda triangle is weird

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    #45

    Anything. To. Do. With. Mayan. Calendar.

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    Mr. Cinder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got into an argument with my friend's dad about this. He was convinced 2012 was the end of humanity, like a lot of people did, and he was telling us all about it. He got mad when I said that maybe the Mayans just got tired of making calendars! I'm not sure if I was right but we're still here.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to stop somewhere. The Mayans at the time covered many years in advance. They figured someone down the line would pick up where they left off and so on. I am sure they did not know that in the year 2012 people would think the world would end because they stopped making the calendar and noone picked up where they left off

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pity 2012 passed without incident, must bother the s**t out of them.

    Dodo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk, the last ten years have been pretty chaotic. Maybe the world did end and we're all in Hell now.

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    Deborah Rubin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the end of a cycle, and then they started the next cycle. A renewal, not an ending.

    Petra Schaap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shortly before the end date in 2012 my national radio interviewed a guy that was going to move to Scotland because that was one of the few/the only place that was going to survive. I think about this man a lot, I wonder where he is now and how he's doing. Also whenever some crazy conspiracy idiot starts blabbering about "2030" etc i always ask them to explain why the world didnt end in 2012, they all get mad lol

    PeepPeep the duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they’d do a follow up show on all the doomsday preppers 😆

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    #46

    When you talk on your cell phone or land line there are people from the NSA listening in real time. I've heard this from 2 people

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    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry. They'd be bored out of their brains listening to me.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, same. They can spy on me all they want to. Have at it, guys!

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    Anon Ymous
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except this kind of is a thing. Maybe not NSA and maybe not "listening" in real time, but there are some authoritative bodies that do perform some sketchy af surveillance! If this is what one police department is willing to say about it, imagine what isn't being said. https://beta.ctvnews.ca/local/atlantic/2019/5/22/1_4432723.html

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, there are Google employers sending you adds about the sh**t you mentioned a minute ago

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should probably go and apologize to them

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh but snowden told us that this is real, so... no, not a myth. See Glenn Greenwald's book "no place to hide". The real question is whether an automated system is just recording you or whether a person is actively listening. I have a joke when I make a group call in which I greet the NSA agent first.

    Aileen Grist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teenager (I'm 68) I was told this - and that if you throw in buzz words like - Cold War - nuclear bombs - Russia and such like the government would listen in to your conversation. This is UK by the way.

    BPisaddictive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone said when it was believed anticovid shots included microchips to control your mind, You're not worth chipping. And You're not worth listening

    Suzy Creamcheese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rarely encounter those people, but when I do, I just ask them why they think they're so important that the NSA would invest the time, money and manpower to spy on them. That usually ends the conversation.

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    #47

    That the government was/is using the Kinect to spy on people in their houses.

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, these Ring doorbells and cameras are for that kind of thing.

    Robert Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Romba has been collecting dirt on me for years.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, not that they couldn't but the question is why would you care, and why would they bother? The thing I tell these "spy government illuminati" nuts is generally you just are not interestning or special enough for them to bother, so really you just have delusions of grandeur.

    Suna Amun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, most people don't even have the Kinect anymore - a peice of hardware from '08 to '10