35 Annoying Myths And Conspiracies That People Really Need To Stop Believing
Some stories sound too unrealistic to be true. That’s because quite often they aren’t. Whether it’s a myth, a conspiracy theory, or simply a lie someone blurted out, it might spread among people, making some of them actually believe it. And when they do, they are inclined to tell others about it.
Looking for some of the most unbelievable stories people consider to be true, redditors have repeatedly turned to the ‘Ask Reddit’ community with a question—what is the dumbest myth you have ever heard? The abundance of answers they received covered everything from dinosaur remains being planted by the government to people looking for gold for aliens. Scroll down to find more of their unbelievable answers.
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Vaccines cause autism.
Me too. When asked if they would rather their child die from a preventable disease than be like me, they can't backpedal fast enough
Load More Replies...Actually a large amount of scientists are on the spectrum, so technically autism causes vaccines.
I upvoted your comment for being surreal and accurate at the same time. Nice one.
Load More Replies...This. At what point did our legal systems decide that lies, hoaxes and grifts are protected by "free speech"? Vax your f*****g kids, or don't send them to public school.
That's a legal requirement where I live. Even to attend preschool/childcare they have to have the proof of immunisation to attend and update it at each milestone, unless they have a medical condition that requires them to be delayed.
Load More Replies...Husbands family truly believe that the vaccines caused their child to have autism (in Australia) and then it excuses the fact they are just terrible parents.
Autumn is not caused by terrible parents either. It’s genetic.
Load More Replies...I have quadruple - 3 boosters! Looking forward to having quintuple the risk!
Load More Replies...Heard that one. And while there is a very slight risk from some COVID vaccines, there is also a risk from having had COVID. You are up to 10 times more likely to get a blood clot from having COVID than the vaccine.
Load More Replies...death or the lighter and nicer way: throw hot dogs at them
Load More Replies...I don’t understand the reasoning behind this way of thinking. There is little to no evidence for this! For autistic people, I’m sorry that these kinds of people exist.
There was a researcher who was trying to sell something, if i remember correctly, so he falsified some results. His research was examined and shredded, but the effects linger on. 🤨
Load More Replies...Based on biased, falsified research, not conducted according to scientific method, and found to be unreplicatable by other researchers. Done by a doctor with an agenda against pharmaceutical companies manufacturing vaccines. Not only has his research been invalidated, Andrew Wakefield is now no longer allowed to practice medicine because of his dangerous research which has unfortunately set a dangerous precedent and created the highly toxic and medically harmful anti-vaxxer movement—-adults who themselves were vaccinated (because their parents weren’t kooks) and therefore spared all the most life-threatening childhood diseases, now forcing their children to try to make it to adulthood unvaccinated. However, as the children of anti-vaxxers turn 18, they tend to run to a clinic to get fully vaccinated, and their parents, even with all their crystals and essential oils, can’t do a damned thing to stop them.
Aside from everything in the bible itself, my mom told me that bibles could not burn because they contained the word of God so God protected them from being destroyed. She told me there were many instances of entire houses burning down but the bible(s) remaining intact and virtually unscathed. So I burned a bible when I was about 8 years old. Myth busted!
lmfao I can only imagine the horror on her face when you burned a bible and I love it
Except she'd probably justify it with some sort of mental gymnastics. Like "God wanted to remain a mystery, that's why he allowed that particular Bible to burn".
Load More Replies...And I'll bet she was pïssed about the Bible too. ;-)
Load More Replies...Yeah, this may get me to rot in hell, but we used to use the very thin pages of a Bible to roll smokes when in a pinch. I was young.
You were using the resources at hand. Very MacGyver of you!
Load More Replies...My house turned down when I was 11 and the Bible’s most definitely burned. I do remember seeing singed pages in the pool though. Poetic.
isn't is amazing what christians will believe???? So glad I got away from that cult!
Well Im Christian and we have weird beliefs but it’s not nice to say that a religion is stupid. It may be but to me I just keep my mouth shut. But a person has right to believe in a religion. This is probably going to be downvoted a lot but please be respectful.
Load More Replies...She just have not examined history. Bibles have been burned en masse in the past.
I got banned from the library for putting all the bibles in the fiction section!!
scientology
No, everyone has the right to believe whatever they want, as long as it doesn't harm anyone else. You have the right to believe this is a myth, others have the right to believe it is truth. And you can't do anything about it.
Oooooh if you think it doesn't harm anyone you aren't very widely read...
Load More Replies...I was editing the info for my doctors office stuff and for religion there was no option for atheism...there was however an option for scientology 😭
Just imagine what we could accomplish if instead of religion all that energy was focused on science and the advancement of humans.
The Romans invented the Christian religion to control the Hebrews who rebelled against them. It was so successful that this authoritarian religion took over Europe and spread all over the world.
everyone has a right to their own religion, I've taken enough s**t for being an atheist to say otherwise
Any religion!!!! Even J K Rowling hasn't made as much money from writing about a fictitious character!!!!!!
Your birthday decides who you are as a person
Lol I read astrology for fun but anyone who actually believes it are idiots
I always read mine in the evening and then think well that never happened!
Load More Replies...i’m a scorpio, and this girl said that i’m a mean witch who only cares about herself…because of my birthday
I'm only a little guilty of this, my mother is an abusive b!tch, so I jokingly say that it's because she's a Scorpio. my younger brother finds it extra funny because he's also a Scorpio and the nicest person ever. But that person was crazy.
Load More Replies...Yesterday I heard someone say "I'm an absolute realist because I'm a Virgo." They were dead serious.
Isn't that called astrology? If it were true, I would be successful in life.
And if four-leaf clovers brought luck, I'd be swimming in it. I have found literally thousands of them.
Load More Replies...My mom is into all that stuff and whenever I tell her stuff about my day she’ll go like “mmhmm you did that because your an Aquarius” and it doesn’t even make sense lol
Funny how much these sorts want predetermination for their existence. Birth signs, gender markers on birth certificates, sticking with whatever their parents made them try out as kids... I think we have a sub-group of our species that just doesn't want to have to think for themselves.
My sis and I have the same bday. 3 years, 2 min apart and we are two totally different people. Signs schmigns
The earth is only 6000 years old. Tell that to the Sumerians
please respect others beliefs. Can’t we just love and respect everyone? Just because you personally do not agree with a religions beliefs doesn’t mean you should bash them. I know there are a lot of jerks, but I swear there are good ones. 😅
Load More Replies...the devil planted those big bones in the earth, so that you stop believing in god /s (yes i know somebody who really believes this...)
Load More Replies...i think that it’s about 4.6 billion years old? correct me if i’m wrongg edit: i was wrong, the answer is below pls don’t downvote me!
no. that is when the earth was formed. the universe is approximately 13.82 billion years.
Load More Replies...My mom believes the earth is 5000 years old and that the world goes through a cycle every 5000 years and that the world will end soon so that the cycle can begin again
also, that trans people didn't exist then, or that we're new! look at the Sumerian, Hindu, and Egyptian gods/pharaohs. we've always been around.
Okay, I can give a pass to believers from 1,000 years ago. They had little or no science to help explain. But now? In the 21st century? Come on!
Yeah everybody knows it's much older, that's just when it flattened out
The earth is roughly 4.5 billion years old. Life began to form about 3.8 billion years ago
The Romans probably crucified thousands of people who refused to obey them. But just one of these pagan acts was a miracle./s
My MIL got mad at me for reaching up high to grab something while pregnant because, "That'll wrap the umbilical cord around the baby's neck!"I told her that no part of my anatomy directly connects my arms to the inside of my placenta. She didn't believe me so I googled to show her it's an old wives tale. She got upset and cried. :/ Sweet lady but damn. Use some common sense
ESPECIALLY about what a pregnant woman can and can't do
Load More Replies...Also the myth that your unborn child will drown when you take a bath while pregnant. The fetus is literally living inside it's own swimming pool ffs
Mothers have given birth in baths and it's considered very safe.
Load More Replies...Aww, mine told me not to cross my legs because the baby will suffocate...
Hey...get far enough along and you might not be able to cross your legs anyway. ;)
Load More Replies...My ex MIL was adamant that having a cat would be a threat to my baby because the cats will suck the milk out of the baby's mouth?? She also really believes that frogs give you warts and you can get TB from hair... And also I must have done something wrong while I was pregnant because my daughter is a type 1 diabetic and she is gay...
Isn't taking care of a cat dangerous for pregnant women? Not cause of the milk thing, I thought it had to do with cleaning the litter box.
Load More Replies...She probably got upset thinking of all the cookies and chocolate she didn't eat while pregnant coz she couldn't reach them in the top cupboards :)
If you have "organ donor" on your driver's license then EMTs will let you die to take your organs
You don't need to call an ambulance to have your organs taken, I'll do it for free.
hmm, this isn’t suspicious at all! when can we start?
Load More Replies...Yeah because an organ is much more than an arm and a leg
Load More Replies...that's cute... as if the EMTs would even stop to look at your license. I have never heard this one until today. crazy
I've heard it trotted out as an excuse not to tick the organ donor box on your license. Seems ridiculous to me. Considering just how many people are donors, there'd be thousands of deaths in ambulances a year.
Load More Replies...On behalf of all first responders, I cry BS on this. NO ONE works more diligently to save lives.
Thank you all first responders for your tireless dedication.
Load More Replies...This angers me. Just imagine how many viable potential donations are trashed yearly because of this belief.
I used to have a license plate that encouraged organ donation and one of my co-workers was really upset by it, constantly warning me that someone in need of an organ would intentionally crash into me.
I hope you put your blood type on there to be extra helpful, I don't wanna scratch my car for nothing
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That dwarfs didn't exist before World War 2.
A friend tried to tell me that They were bred by the Australians to be able to hide in kangaroo pouches and 'sneak attack' if the country was ever invaded.
We're not friends anymore.
Isn't it well known yhat that is why Australians also cull Kangaroos? To stop the overrun of bearded warriors.
Load More Replies...The invasion of Australia defended by short people in kangaroo pouches. I would watch that movie!
No, we bred the dwarfs just for the dwarf tossing contests in the pubs
I thought we bred them to help us fight the Emus?
Load More Replies...Sadly, the opposite is true (or 'truer') as there were a lot fewer people with dwarfism after WWII in Germany, Austria, Poland, and Hungary because they were systematically killed off in concentration camps so as not to "pollute" the race. Dr. Mengele had one gentleman with dwarfism brought to his "laboratory" in Auschwitz so he could 'remove' his skeleton for study. It was found in his study after Auschwitz was liberated.
Have really really old pictures of a relative that was a little person. He played fiddle in the family band. They are all pre ww2. I think.
The world is flat, and it only looks round from space due to gravity distorting light.
It's obvious that the world isn't flat, cats would've knocked everything off over the edge.
I stopped doing that. Now I just knock off the flat-earthers.
Load More Replies...As Neal DeGrasse Tyson said, all they have to fear is sphere itself.
I hadn't heard this one. Thanks for the laugh!
Load More Replies...My teacher yesterday asked us all the experiments to prove the earth is round and it appalls me how a bunch of high schoolers are smarter than middle aged adults
Some Flat Earthers refuse to believe gravity exists because it makes an inconveniently large balls-up of their hypothesis. They replace it with *checks notes* outright stupidity.
Load More Replies...So, is there a giant fence surrounding the planet so we don't fall off the sides?
They say it's the ice cliffs of Antarctica surrounding the edges. Or the Arctic. Or maybe they've just combined both into one giant ice cube!
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Breatharianism. The idea that people can live without food and all we really need to survive is oxygen. Not sure how this group still exists
There was a documentary on these types following the word of some lady in Queensland, Australia. She swore she hadn't needed food in years all she needed was air. They caught her wolfing down some Tim Tams, suddenly it was okay to give your taste buds some joy on rare occasions but not necessary....
My mom believes that food is not necessary for living and that we only eat food because we only want to satisfy our mind and not for any reason so she believes that being a breatharian is possible
I've recently been dieting to lose weight and despite eating almost nothing, I still weigh the same. I swear I'm gaining calories by breathing.
It's not about the quantity of food you eat but rather what you eat that will help with weight loss...that and an exercise regimen
Load More Replies...We can all laugh about it but a few years ago a woman in my hometown died because of this nonsense :(
The California group fell apart in 1983 when Wiley Brooks, its 47-year-old leader, was caught in a hotel eating a chicken pot pie. Brooks had claimed not to have eaten in 19 years.
Dinosaurs were placed in the ground by the government in order to discredit religious people and prove evolution...or something like that. I can't remember the details. It gave me an aneurysm.
I've heard this one many times and it is usually that the devil did it, to which I respond ok so god was not strong enough to stop the devil playing tricks?
Usually countered by "You've got to have faith, God allowed the Devil to do this in order to test out faith." Which is a lazy argument since it requires no backing or proof or logic to justify.
Load More Replies...Sigh... Evolution - not every detail, but the process and it's principles - is proven. With an overload of evidence that vastly exceeds what we'd need to consider it proven. Why is that even a question anymore? Because we, as a society, fail to be as skeptic towards religious nutcasery than to other insanities.
My mom told me when I was younger that God actually could have created the Earth and universe over millions of year, which would have seemed like a day in the Bible. She also said that when God made the universe, it could have started with a bang. There. Science and Christianity combine.
Millions of years would require death/evolution. That is not compatible with Christianity - in that death came before sin.
Load More Replies...Dinosaur skeletons were placed on Earth by God to test your Faith... or so some friends of mine believe (creationists..)
Interesting. I was 12. I asked my preacher about dinosaurs. He said that the bones were put in the ground by men for other men to find. I left the church.
When I had questions about dinosaur skeletons when I was 18, my pastor replied: The devil has put them in the earth to deceive you. That was the last time I went to church.
Religion and evolution can coexist 🥲 would give me an aneurysm too to hear otherwise
Right?? I mean to say evolution doesn't exist to at least some extent is crazy. We as humans have gotten taller over time for example. Do I believe we evolved from a different species? No, and as far as I'm concerned history goes too far back for us to ever truly know. But religion and science can, and should coexist. Religion creates a space that can bring benefits such as peace to the believer, and science tells us the how and why of the world. What we do need to eliminate is the hate and judgement coming from both sides, as that is dividing us as a human race.
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we only use 10% of our brains
People like Trump don't have brains.
Load More Replies...Be kind to Donald, he does use100% of another part of his body to think with
Some people only have two active brain cells. And they aren't talking to each other.
Having conducted 15 years of research working in customer service I can confidently conclude that the average person uses significantly less.
I am really sick of this one. There are some exceptions, primarily politicians. Like Trump. I can't calculate numbers that low.
Whales control the weather and are currently causing global warming.
Because apparently their movements affect ocean currents or air currents or I don't even know what. I wish I were making this up.
First I've heard of that. Though to be honest I'm more worried about those butterflies causing hurricanes.
I thought you would have said it was really the octopuses controlling things......unless you are trying to deflect from the truth!
Load More Replies...The truth is that the massive loss of cetacean diversity and numbers caused by human hunting over centuries has depleted the entire ocean ecosystem. Whale feces spreads nutrients into areas of the ocean that are otherwise very deficient, enabling algae to feed and support an entire food chain. Recent research suggests that the populations of whales were vastly larger than we ever imagined. The carcasses of the whales also supported huge quantities of life on the sea floor. All of these communities were decimated as we killed the whales.
Whales are beautiful creatures and we need to protect them at all costs
A black cat is an omen of bad luck and if one crosses your way you have idk how many years of bad luck. Along the same lines is the mirror 7 years of bad luck, and walking under a ladder. Like, excuse me? Can that cat ration enough to put a f**king spell on you?? And how tf are inanimate objects gonna cast a f**king spell????? Like it just seems extremely dumb
Black cats are literally the most precious creatures on planet Earth, how dare you
Well... I am definitely not supersticious, but will never walk under a ladder. You never know what the person on it might be holding, paint, water, a hammer... and just my luck would dictate the item falling right at the moment I am walking underneath that ladder.
Yeah, I always thought that was just common sense disguised as superstition so even the idiots will pay attention
Load More Replies...I've had a pitch black cat for 10 years and he is the sweetest little thing I have ever met. He knows when I'm sad and cuddles up to me with his purry little meow. He's the only of my four cats that will stay in my bedroom all nights. No fuss, just lots of cuddles. The alarm goes off and he tries to wake me. Good boy, Indie!!!
Jehovah Witnesses stopped coming to my house after my black cat slinked out of the door during one of their housecalls, causing one of them to visibly shudder. I'd call that good luck!
Black Cats in medieval Europe were connected to witchcraft, and that witches could transform into black cats, so bad luck was associated with it. Walking under a ladder comes from a ladder against a wall forming a triangle, or the trinity and it was thought in medieval times that walking under it would be "breaking the trinity" and therefor bad luck.
I had a black cat when I was a kid. He was huge and loved being outside. We called him a small panther because that's what he looked like. He loved to cuddle with just me. He also used to bring us dead things which is a sign he wanted to take care of us. He was an amazing cat!!!!
I feel the walking under a ladder myth has an underlying cause and effect, like, "I just walked under that ladder and a tin of paint fell on me" - "oh, how unlucky"
I read once that the ladder is connected to capital punishment by hanging. Other than the executioner, the only person that walked under the ladder up to the scaffold was the person about to be hanged.
Load More Replies...Black cats have the greatest personalities. And if you look at an old German painting of barmaid with a white cat on her shoulder, the white cat signifies a hangover.
As recently as 1993, when I had my youngest child, there were people telling me during my pregnancy to get rid of my cat because it would get in the crib and "take the baby's breath away." The fact that I had an almost-four-year-old who survived household cats didn't hold water with them.
The issue is the cat is a selfish beast who will sleep on top of the baby, because a cat is programmed to find something squishy and warm to sleep on. It's not a frequent issue but you need to make sure they can't. The much bigger risk is their litter tray. It contains poops with toxoplasmodium gondii in it. You want to clean that often with gloves and wash hands after.
Cats aren't stupid, they don't lie on faces. I was at a maternity home with my baby, none of those babies in the decades it ran died from the several cats they kept there.
Load More Replies...I mean if they were concerned about toxoplasmosis through contact with cat feces, solid point - but taking the breath away? That's plain stupidity
Cats do not suck the breath out of a baby. They may lay next to the child, but not on their face. Now, depending on the baby’s age and development, if they roll over and their face is in the cat’s fur AND they haven’t developed the reflex to turn their head away from the cat so they can breathe, that’s not something the cat did, that’s just unfortunate. And yes, SIDS probably had a lot to do with it, amongst other things, including unknown physical conditions, and stuff done wrong by the parents (accidentally or on purpose). But no, the cat is not out to murder your child, they just want to cuddle. If you’re still worried, keep the cat out of the baby’s room until the baby can turn their head away by reflex.
Even tiny babies can wriggle and flail their arms about if they are unhappy about something, lets say being unable to breathe. Cats really don't like sleeping on wriggling, flailing surfaces, and so they won't. But they might want to be close to and try to help / comfort their human kitten if it has problems, and that is perhaps why they are discovered near SIDS babies
Load More Replies...I always heard it was because when babies sleep on their back, the cats would smell the milk on the baby's breath and try to get up near their face and accidentally smother them.
David Icke's theory That every world leader, member of royalty and figure of importance is reptilian.
As an anthropomorphic reptile I can confirm that the president is a lizard. And Mark Zuckerberg.
Change this to anything David Icke says, but out of all the s**t he spews out of his cake hole, this is the only entertaining thing. The guy is scum
In the good old days nutters like David Icke would be confined to shouting their idiotic ideas in Hyde Park to total indifference. Now they can use the internet to attract morons to their cause
Depending on how seriously they took it, he'd more likely be hospitalised in Bedlam. Where, ironically (or not) he would have been viewed as a source of entertainment by the Victorians.
Load More Replies...Until a few years ago, I thought that was nonsense too, but after my third molt, I see things a little differently and I don't speak with forked tongue either.
The whole reptiles-ruling-the-world conspiracy is based in antisemitism.
I can't decide which one of these are worse.
- Having a discussion with a friend and his buddy about Bruce Lee. Then the topic of his death comes up. The conspiracy theories start to fly but it didn't really get too ridiculous until my friend's buddy piped up.
"Bruce Lee actually died when he set himself on fire while cooking hot dogs. They covered it up because no one wanted to think that the world's greatest martial artist would have done that to himself. But anyone who does a little reading will know this."
- At work we were discussing fighting games. The one guy then blurts out that the reason Asians are so good at these games is that the machines are built by other Asians to have *genetic decoders* built into the buttons. Once the machine verifies that you are Asian, the game gives you unfair advantages over your opponent. He was completely serious about this theory. When he was finished talking, there was a good 8 seconds of complete silence until my friend piped up and says, "That's.....got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard."
My mouth dropped in disbelief after reading the Bruce Lee one then even further after reading the second. I'm like "you've GOT to be kidding!?" SMH
I love the "anyone who does a little reading" part. I mean ok, if that's the case show me your sources. "You've obviously read it somewhere, show me the book/magazine/newspaper/website".
Load More Replies...Tell me your coworker is a Trump Supporter without telling me he’s a Trump Supporter!
Obviously written by an Asian to discredit this completely rational, logical, and scientifically possible conspiracy!
An idiot told my wife a few weeks ago that if you are being mugged at an ATM you need to type in your PIN backwards. He thinks this will allow you to withdraw money as normal but "alerts" the police who dispatch a squad car to your location imediately.
When she asked what about people with mirror image PINs and PINs such as 4444 he still maintained that he was right. No actual answer, just insisted he was correct.
You type the last four first, then the second to last and so on. Do we need to explain everything to you?
wait, I have PIN with all the same 4 numbers and everytime I entered it, a squad appears in 5 minutes, asking me if I was ok.....after a couple of theese episodes they asked me to change my PIN.... now it makes sense...why hasnt anybody told me ??!
The number you enter isn't even transmitted anywhere - it's cryptographically signed with a combination of some information on your card and a one time code generated by the ATM, that's transmitted, and the result is verified at the other end. The actual 4 digits you type never go anywhere...
Some home security systems have this feature. To my knowledge ATMs do not.
Once I had a card that actually had a panic-PIN. If I had used the code, the bank would have informed the police.
My father once told with with absolute seriousness that if a snake bites you, and you survive, the snake dies instead. Apparently this is an old wives tale from India, but he defended it for a solid ten minutes before begrudgingly admitting that it didn't make any sense
If it bites you and you die, its venomous. If you bite it and you die, its poisonous. If you both bite each other and neither of you die, its kinky
If you bite yourself and it dies, it's voodoo
Load More Replies...A snake is not a slithering honeybee. They have fangs, not stingers, and their fangs do not break off in your skin.
The meme: before the internet you just asked your aunt margaret a question and just carried that wrong info for the next twenty years.
Its not an Old Wives' tale from India. Although last year, a boy killed a King Cobra that bit him by biting it back.
The moon landing is fake.
The American government did, indeed, film the moon landing. However, they hired Stanley Kubrick to direct the film, and he was such a perfectionist that he insisted on shooting on location.
My mom believes that people never went to space or the moon and that they all landed in a part Antarctica that is unmapped and that there’s some magnetic field at that point beyond which there are dinosaurs and the reason the dinosaurs can’t reach us here is because of the magnetic field
I assure you a magnetic field couldn't stop us!
Load More Replies...These people make me get to murder level rage. Getting to the moon is way less difficult than a submarine. Look: no obstacles to get there, no massive pressure from water. Only tricky thing really is making the suits and craft thick enough to stop solar radiation. Flying through a vacuum takes very little energy, you just get moving and then turn off the engine, because there's no friction you carry on moving at the same speed. The only difficult part really is getting off earth (escape velocity).
I agree. What gets me is that in so many cases, one simple fact torpedoes the theory. The race to the moon was a space race between the Americans and the Russians, right? And yet, the Russians never claimed that the moon landing was fake.
Load More Replies...If so, there are more than 5000 people who worked at NASA, who are perfectly keeping this secret.
Someone asked a NASA offiial if his organization was capable of faking a moon landing successfully. He replied, "We're good, but we're not that good."
Load More Replies...Of course it's fake, the never set a foot on Moon. Otherwise how they will build secret military base on the other side of Moon. And to sum it up, Moon doesn't exist, it's only a holographic projection.
I thought it was a hollow superstructure! 😉🤣
Load More Replies...I do believe they may have faked or altered some of the photographs but the moon landing was real.
I like the theory that it was faked but director Stanley Kubrick is such an absolutist for accuracy that he made everyone go to the moon to film it.
Is this one still around? Or maybe they're saving it for the next manned lunar flight.
So many people genuinely believe blood is blue inside their body
Why is this being downvoted? I'm a phlebotomist and Jill is right. Oxygenated blood and non Oxygenated are different colors of red. Arterial blood is a brighter, cherry red because it's oxygenated. Venous blood is still red, but its a deeper red. As a phlebotomist there are signs that let you know you hit an artery instead of a vein, and that cherry red color is one of them.
Load More Replies...Except horseshoe crabs. Their blood is blue because there is copper in their blood instead of iron.
And horsehoe crabs believe their blood is red inside their body
Load More Replies...It's a Schrödinger's blood: It's blue, but we can only see it when it's red.
I never truly believed them, but I was actually taught that in school. They said it's red in arteries (oxygenated) and blue in veins coming back around. I'm 44 and American, for reference.
Load More Replies...*Nose pointed straight up in the air and using an affect drawl* "Why yahss, I'm descended from nobility so of course it's blue". (ok, reality here- apparently there's an English earl somewhere on my family tree about 280-350 years ago. I don't think that even qualifies as being related to nobility any more, right?)
They do this in some places. In Korea, I've never seen a phlebotomist or a nurse use gloves they just use hand sanitizer between patients. Not was hygienic but less waste but I suspect it's because it's cheaper for the hospitals
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There is an activist group (with a large following) that claims that clouds in the sky are not real. They are just figments of everyone's imaginations because the government brain washes everyone into thinking clouds exist.
Seriously?
Hahaha. Some of these are great! Feel like I'm on drugs 🤪
My aunt (by marriage), believed that the con trails left by the jets were the airlines dumping chemicals for the government. She was also the kind of person that got sucked in by MLMs.
So the brainwashing extends to rain, shadows on the ground when a cloud passes overhead, changes in temperature and planes and mountains disappearing behind them?
My all time favorite is Chinese buffets are just a way of making us fatter and easier to invade.
Hey you stole my theory - obviously if we're obese we can't run away - and we're delicious!
This idiot apparently thinks like cartman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oieT9KLX0jI
Doesn't explain all the American founded fast food companies aiding their cause. Heck, we're starting to do the same thing right back to them.
A coworker of mine believes that if you play the phrase "Yes we can." backwards, it sounds suspiciously like "Thank you Satan.", and so Obama must have made a pact with the devil in order to win the presidency. The strangest part is that he isn't particularly political, or outspokenly partisan. His real concern is ACTUALLY Satan.
I never knew Judas Priest was a direct influence on Bob The Builder
nakewsay? That's how it sounds to me. Just show him the track "In conpsiracy with satan by Bathory" - it's on youtube, complete with a black pentagram and goat. Satanists do not conceal their stuff. There's no need.
Not a lot of people realise, Obama did make a deal with the devil. He used to known as Robert Johnson, had to disappear for a while. Then came back to take over. The devil has a long term plan for you my American cousins 😈
That if you startle a pregnant woman the baby will come out cross eyed
I can confirm my child isn't cross eyed and I was startled many times whilst pregnant. Admittedly it was often upon standing on scales.
Load More Replies...Spoiler alert: they all come out cross eyed! The eyes needs a few weeks to adjust. Also, I'm a doctor
So if you startle a pregnant woman the baby will come out cross eyed! Just not for that reason:(
Load More Replies...My MIL (wonderful woman, rest her soul) used to say that if you tickle babies feet, they'll grow up with a stutter.
Actually not a stutter but breathing problems. Not far off.
Load More Replies...This must come from the same place as if you pull an ugly face and the wind changes your ugly face will be stuck for the rest of your life.
Magnetic balance improving bracelets. I will immediately write you off as dumb or at least very gullible if you wear one of those those things.
However, the placebo effect is real and it’s possible that this is one example.
I was thinking this too. If elderly people believe it gives them better balance, they may subconsciously balance themselves better. As long as they’re not ridiculously expensive, why not?
Load More Replies...Oh my... I once bid on a camshaft for my motorcycle on ebay. It had a piece of magnetic sheet metal wrapped around the wrench-friendly hexagon that would be in the way when mounting the engine, so I asked if the seller was willing to take it off. He didn't, and also told me three different specs (it was a modified original part with a different lift array on it, and he told me 3 different lift arrays, of which one, I guess, may have been truly on that camshaft, ...), and as I didn't have use for a mystery cam, but was aiming at one of those modded camshafts that was proven to work and would have fit my modified engine, I of course did not buy it. I got to have my own camshaft reground to open a tad longer, a bit further ... and it worked well. Without all that voodoo and esoteric, but with dust-dry engineering and time-sucking port modification.
Haven't got a scooby what was said......
Load More Replies...I occasionally wear one, but only because it's pretty. The magnets themselves don't mean $h1t to me.
Magnetic bracelets must have been interesting when computers used floppy disks.
As they tend to improve everything, they may even make it irrelevant if it's a 1.2 MB or a 720 kB or a ... whatever capacities they came in... 1.44 MB was the largest ones I remember having used in the early to mid nineties.
Load More Replies...Same goes for quantum medicine.Jeez the way people use scientific terms to fool gullible people pisses me off.
Yeah ... throw in words, regardless of their actual meaning, is something the esoteric excel at. Something ... the ONLY thing they excel at!
Load More Replies...I once worked with someone who had a lump of iron shavings embedded in plastic on her laptop. I asked why. She said so the computer doesn't harm her with its EM radiation.
I've heard they are supposed to improve pain but I highly doubt it, unless it is also a placebo
Freemason here. I am constantly amazed by the people who claim that Freemasons have some kind of New World Order conspiracy going on. The only thing even *more* amazing is how people who are **not** Freemasons can describe to me in detail how the entire conspiracy works, except that I, myself (you know, the guy who's *actually* a Mason), don't know about it because I'm apparently not high ranking enough. For those who don't know, there is no "head" of Freemasons. It's a fairly loose conglomerate of Grand Lodges which oversee local lodges. In the US and Canada, each state/province has it's own head 9Grand Lodge) - there isn't any national head. In Great Britain, England, Scotland, Ireland each have their own Grand Lodges. There's no head of the organization to flow down any kinds of instructions. Also consider: Local lodges are filled with (mainly older) members of the community, like your grandfather, uncle, the neighbor across the street, etc. Generally, I'm amazed that the local lodges can successfully plan a charity fund raiser (or sometimes, even a picnic). Planning a far-reaching extra-government conspiracy is, well, you know. Just nuts.
Yep. I know a few masons and they couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery.
I knew a software company that couldn't do that. They held a conference in a brewery. There was no beer!
Load More Replies...But isn't this EXACTLY what a Freemason who was part of the conspiracy would say?
Of course, those of us established in the Masonic, Jewish, Illuminati conspiracy actively deny it. (When we take over, they are going to give me half of North Dakota. Don't know if the dividing line is east west or north south.)
Load More Replies..."The Simpsons" is a documentary where they proved The Stonecutter's control everything.
Damn them keeping down the metric system *shakes fist*
Load More Replies...It is just a reason to get drunk away from home. Every club since the dawn of time has been an excuse to get loaded.
Get away from the wife and drink. Who has the energy to run the world?
Load More Replies...My maternal grandfather was a 32nd degree Mason back in the 1920s and 1930s. This stuff has been going around the rumor mills for decades. It resurfaces every few years. When it resurfaced back in the late 1960s to early 1970s, I can tell you that my grandmother, mother, aunts, and uncles never heard this b******t from my grandfather or any of his fellow Masons.
My grandfather was one too! He did say it was kind of lame (not his words), but otherwise never said anything about it.
Load More Replies...Ireland isn't part of Great Britain. Never has been. Even when under British rule. It was the United Kingdom of Great Britain AND Ireland (now just Northern Ireland).
Uhhh! You are not high enough in the ranking to know the truth. Report to your local lodge for re-education.
The REAL Masonic Conspiracy is cornering the market on green beans IFKYK
Birth control pills will cause the downfall of society.
As my sociology professor explained, "Birth control pills let women have all the sex they want and don't have to worry about having babies, and there are more and more women who are using them and never settling down and having families. With no women getting pregnant anymore, the government will have to step in and start creating a workforce using cloning technology. These clones will grow up in a government-controlled school and trained to be mindless automatons whose goal in life is to work and to serve their government masters - they will be chemically neutered so that they aren't concerned about sex and marriage, and they will all be the same race."
Funny enough, he never thought about what would happen when the government officials die off and there are only clones left.
The bigger question is, what are they a professor of? 🤔
Load More Replies...A man complaining about women only having sex for fun...? That's a new one.
they're not having it with him. Because he's an a*****e.
Load More Replies...Just sounds like a misogynistic a*****e who wants to control women's bodies.
Reliable birth control has been available in most countries since the 1960s and yet the planet is still over-populated.
That's not counting those dealing with infertility.
Load More Replies...So women having all the sex they want is the root of all evil? Let me just die in sin then
At this point, a shrinking population would probably be a good thing. No need for any clones.
Only works if you can shrink it in the right proportions. Low birth rate without everyone else magically dying in proportion to compensate is a problem
Load More Replies...A government that can't get its s**t together to (a) beat small south asian countries in war and (b) fix potholes and bridges that are crumbling, can't get their s**t together to do the above.
He took a wild leap from "women can choose when to get pregnant" to "no woman would ever choose to get pregnant". Birth control is about giving women the ability to make their own life choices. Plenty of women will still choose to be mothers.
Some guy told me about how the Illuminati gets two dead bodies every year and place them in the Coca Cola tanks. Then they use them to ferment the Coca Cola the public drinks to control us
Of course you hate the taste! There's people in there! EWWWWWW! /s
Load More Replies...How on earth does the Illuminati find the time to control world government if they are up to their eyeballs in doing things like this too?
Someone needs to do the math on that and work out how little body would be in all the Coke fermented worldwide.
The worldwide yearly per capita consumption of Coca Cola is so incredibly low that it averages out to less than 5% of all living people actually drink it. I’m dumbfounded by the lack of basic logic some people have. But then, people need to find answers they can comprehend, even if that means creating mythology rather than seeking knowledge.
Plus aren't there many coke plants? I think there is one in Birmingham Alabama. Maybe Atlanta too. Can't remember.
Load More Replies...Wee wittle brains having wee wittle thoughts
Load More Replies...I must tell my nutcase illuminati - paranoia friends about this. They will accept it 100%.
Coca Cola is my go-to drink. I really don't think this is going to change my mind. Where do the bodies come from? Dead Iluminati?
This is why Mexican Coke tastes better. It's not the sugar, it's the lack of bodies in the tanks!
That the Mona Lisa is actually Leonardo da Vinci in drag
Honestly, I do care for sh¡7. What does it change? Or mean?
Load More Replies...... her facial features aren't very male, but ... even if - so? I'm straight as a ruler, but I do own a very, very girly dress, and I have worn it in public a few times, just for laughs and, admittedly, I enjoyed the angering it did to that religiot from across the street...
Dr. Lillian Schwartz of Bell Laboratories did an analysis that shows the proportions are very similar to self portraits Leonardo made. The artwork is a portrait of Lisa del Giocondo, who was a real person, but it is possible that he used a mirror to flesh out the shadows. It was almost unheard of for people to sit for the whole portrait. Leonardo had some people, most notably Salai, who would sit for finishing touches on portraits or to help him get physical proportions right.
I remember when this theory came out about 30 years ago - it was on a serious arts programme so predates the internet rumour mill.
Yes, and it came across as plausible. Or she could have been a rendition of what he thought a daughter of his would look like.
Load More Replies...I never understood why this painting is so popular - it took Leonardo 4 years total to paint it and it looks like c**p - I’ve seen Jr High kids draw 10x’s better. I think it’s only famous because of who painted it, not because it’s actually any good.
No, but there is an 18th century portrait of a not so good-looking woman that turned out to be some lord, duke, or whatever TF he was, in drag.
the paintings we have of "Jesus" were modeled after Leonardo de Vinci's boyfriend. so the Christians have been worshiping a painting of a gay man for centuries.
A moron I worked with, swore that the diet Pepsi I was drinking was flavored with aborted fetuses from planned parenthood... He was serious.. Google it... This dude had tattoos on his eyelids too, so not real bright to begin with
because yes, the illuminati really have time, interest or energy to do s**t like that. for what end? I always ask these nuts (a) for what purpose would they do that and (b) how does it make them money or give them more power? They can never explain.
Well sure, just before I was reading about Coke being flavored with corpses so how could Pepsi compete? It's really just simple economics.
Definitely the Korean urban myth of sleeping with a fan on will you. I’ve heard it explained as the blades chopping up the air creating gaps so that you suffocate in your sleep
This has all the hallmarks of a parent trying to get the kids to turn the fan off at night to save electricity.
Pretty much almost exactly that. It was spread by the South Korean government during the Korean War to save electricity
Load More Replies...well if that was true then everyone in the south part of the USA would be dead! We all sleep with fans... yes fans with an S on every night!
*will unalive you. Yes, it's called korean fan death. Obviously BS because we all sleep with fans on in Africa it is way too hot.
Hahaha. Chops up the air 🤣 where has this thread been all my life
... these people haven't heard much of that thing called "physics", have they? It's the same with "air gaps" that cause airplanes to go up and down prior to landing. "Luftlöcher", a classmate called them. Ok, if there was to be a hole, a gap, in the air, as in a vacuum, just without any surrounding - what would happen then? The surrounding air flows into the previously vacuumoid volume, at the surrounding pressure, at the surrounding temperature, and then, the gap is closed. While this explains that no "air gap" could last, once it is there it would simply disappear, it still is missing how they are to come about in the first place. Not at all, being the answer, once again shows that reality often is simply boring.
I can't sleep without my fan on. I gotta have some noise. The room is too freakin quiet. It's weirdly disturbing
If this were true, I should have suffocated nearly 18,000 times by now.
In the past few months my friend went out with a girl that said she didn't believe in dinosaurs, I don't know why this bothers me so much I mean who cares what someone else thinks right? But f*****g hell dinosaurs the evidence is so f*****g overwhelming it's like saying every night the people from the Truman Show turn on the moon.
"People from the Truman Show turn on the moon"...sounds interesting...make sure David Icke gets to hear about that and he can weave that into a worldwide conspiracy involving the Pope, the Illuminati, the Royal Family and Jews and publish a thick boring book on it
of course an idiot like you would put the jews in there.... but not any other religion. of course not.
Load More Replies...Does it matter whether they believe in dinosaurs or not? I am pretty sure dinosaurs aren't much bothered by some dingdong ignoring evidence. The only ones made to suffer are those of us who have to listen to such people.
Illuminati conspiracy is the dumbest s**t I've ever heard of. I even heard that they controlled the earthquakes in Haiti
Not just Haiti, but also they are allegedly reptilians who drink adrenochrome etc etc. Idiots will swallow anyhting that sounds outrageous.
How in the seven deadly blazes would anyone control the movement of tectonic plates? Freaking Tsar Bomba detonated between them wouldn't do s**t.
No, that was the Yakuza using scalar weapons invented by Nikola Tesla for... well... reasons (not making this up, I have heard this argument more than once for this and other natural disasters).
I don't know about Haiti, but the history itself has plenty of evidence of people creating "secret societies" either for a reason to control others or be members of the "it" crowds , whatever it might be. Majority of those originated in the higher hierarchy, amongst wealthy who had nothing else to do... Whether those secret cliques are still around or not, who knows...
The Phantom Time hypothesis. That 300 years of European history between 600-900 AD were just made up. This is also my favorite conspiracy theory.
I prefer the phantom thyme theory. you know…how oregano and thyme are the same herb, just marketed differently in order to make the lizard people more money so they can fund their nefarious schemes.
The saxons will be interested to hear this since coincidentally, a fully keltic island (britain) now speaks a variant of german, and those are the years in which they established dominance over the kelts in uk.
Oh, were it only so. The Treaty of Verdun (August 843) falls into that interval, and it was the firing of the starter pistol for a thousand years of warfare between what are today's France and Germany, culminating in WWI (with a re-match called WWII).
Charlemagne founding the Sacred German Empire, wisigoths in Spain defeated by muslims and the Caliphate of Cordoba for example
Load More Replies...The difference is that I -and presumably Forgot My Name- can trace our family history back to Charlemagne. However that assumes that every child was the offspring of its putative father, which is highly unlikely over so many generations.
Yet somehow they misplaced 300 years of Greek history ... because somehow civilization collapsed and they're not sure why or how.
Hollow Earth theory. One of my co-workers asked if I had heard of it and then very seriously told me to look it up. I thought she was kidding until I talked to her again about and it turns out she was completely serious.
The hollow core of the Earth is where dragons live. It's the dragons moving around that cause earthquakes.
No, This is true! How else would the Earth float in space if it wasn't hollow? /s
If the earth was hollow our gravitational field would be much weaker and we'd be able to jump further. Let's assume they mean the core is not there, it's a hollow ball. The core is roughly the same size as Mars and the composition of earth and mars is really similar. Mars' gravity is about 38% of earth's. So if the core was hollow, our graviation would be 62% of what it currently is. In other words, instead of being able to jump say 2.5 metres, you'd be able to jump 3,5 metres roughly.
My beloved partner, who died four months ago, was a very intelligent man. Unfortunately he had this belief that the moon is hollow. I couldn't get him to change his mind and I just let him live with that but I could not understand why such a smart man could fall for such a stupid conspiracy theory.
If you are in a cold environment you'll catch a cold
This one actually has some truth. If you are cold (i.e., colder than you are used to) your immune system is suppressed and you're more likely to get ill. https://www.healthline.com/health-news/scientists-finally-figure-out-why-youre-more-likely-to-get-sick-in-cold-weather
Amd also because they stay inside and do not get sufficient vitamin D, which we get from sunshine, and helps our immune system. Got a cold, sit out in the sun for 10mins every few hours...
Load More Replies...Most people I know believe this and then I ask them howcome the inuit still exist.
Susceptibility isn't the same as culpability. No virus, no cold. No matter the temperature.
Not really a conspiracy, just a myth. Unless it is someone's plan to bring down the world by cooling the weather and giving everyone colds.
That Hello Kitty's creator made a deal with the devil to save her daughter that had mouth cancer and that's why she created hello Kitty.
Hello Kitty looks so much like Miffy (Nijntje), that it led tp copyright battles. A Hello Kitty side character was a complete copy of a Miffy side character. That is the evil part of Hello Kitty.
That the pyramids were built by ancient aliens to land their spacecraft on. This same theory incorporates further pyramids on the moon that astronauts from various missions know about. Everyone get your tin foil hats.
Well yeah, everyone knows about this. Where else do the aliens keep their stargates?
Bermuda Triangle and the Amazon rainforest, and in the Pacific Ocean
Load More Replies...the person that told you this were they called Daniel Jackson by any chance
The conspiracy theories about ancient cultures really pee me off because they underestimate and devalue the abilities of ancient humans to do amazing things. The Nazca Lines in Peru have a conspiracy theory that aliens had to have made them because the figures can only be seen from the air above, ergo whoever made them had to have some sort of aircraft or spaceship to view them from above. The beautiful truth is they were made by intelligent humans on the ground using scale drawings.
Because stacking rocks in a pyramid shape is super difficult. Wait till we tell them about roman marble floors with underfloor heating. MIND BLOWN.
Astronauts from fake moon landings you mean. So there were fake pyramids. And why there is not a Flat Moon Theory?
Whenever I say I have a degree in archaeology this tends to come up. I just Youtube several videos of universities and engineers demonstrating how very few people can move heavy things with old tech in real time. Usually shuts them up. Usually.
i saw this on the history channel and it was so stupid my mom made me shut it off
Aliens put humans on earth to find gold for them
Annnnd....we sucked at it. Guess the a**l probes are just them being vindictive because we didn't find enough gold.
Because gold is sooooo rare in space.... (Hell, it isn't even rare here on Earth, we just can't dig deep enough)
This is von daniken's fault. We should blame him. It's a bit like scientology. A sci-fi writer's works get mistaken for truth.
So this is why Jadoo’s spaceship came to earth (I’m referencing a Bollywood movie here)
This thing that keeps coming up that, somehow, the US government is engineering a new flu and wants the American people people to get it. I work in infectious disease research and this comes up so often when people want to talk about my work, I can't even tell you. The whole thing is so baffling I don't even know how to address it: why would the US government want to give AMERICAN people the flu? Where does this even come from?
It's a genetically modified flu that with make the people easier to control. It goes by the name Donald. ;-)
I don't agree, trump isn't a flu, he's more a butt related illness, like a hemorrhoid.
Load More Replies...again, just ask them how does the govt profit? They want... what? fewer tax slaves? fewer cannon fodders to send to the middle east? why?
No no, it's the covid omicron variant. we already have it. duh. /s
That's easy. The government people get paid royalties by vaccine producers. The more infections the more vaccines
If you have a sat nav/gps it's really the government spying on you and can control your car.
What makes all these conspiracy theories so ludicrous is that they all seem to contain the word "government." As soon as you replace the word "government" with "Corporations" they all of a sudden are no longer all that funny...
The government is really going to get bored at me going to work, to home, to work .... I'm not exactly leading an exciting life so if you want to spy ... have caffeine
Why else would self-driving cars hit emergency response vehicles so often, huh...huh? https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tesla-cars-crashes-emergency-vehicles/
I met my new downstairs neighbor a few months back. He asked for a ride to work, I obliged, and well, let's just say i learned a lot about him in around ten minutes. The very first thing on the drive that comes out of his mouth is this, "Okay so you know how there are organic beings floating around in the sky that can travel thousands of miles an hour and make 90 degree turns within the blink of an eye? Well I think the government is going to tell us that they are angels and that they are good for humanity. Because angels are supposed to protect us right? They gain our trust. The thing is, I think they are actually demons who told the government to tell us that they are angels, so we think we are safe and protected for the alien invasion that is sure to come. But the aliens have been here working with our government for years now, and this is all their idea to keep us regular citizens more manageable." This was only the beginning. tl;dr - My downstairs neighbor has 'yo dawg' conspiracy theories.
Hopefully that was the last time OP gave him a ride, or even talked to him
I love the free interchangeability of some people’s conspiracies: aliens, Bigfoot, demons. They’re all working together with George Soros and Pepsi to take over the world, and playing Stairway to Heaven backwards is the key to unlocking your repressed childhood memories of being abused in a Satanic cult by Tom Hanks. 🦇💩🤪
Bermuda Triangle
Technically the Bermuda Triangle is backed by science, the sea monsters thing is fake but it is a strange area.
Well no, it isn't. It's just a busy area of sea and has a normal number of incidents for the level of traffic.
Load More Replies...Ah, yes, but have you heard aboiut the Fijian dodecahedron? No? That's the conspiracy, see?
If you average the paths of hurricanes you'll find a good many of them intersect in or near the Bermuda Triangle. Hence no surprise if a slightly higher number of sailing ships or rickety old aircrafts were lost there or near there.
I wouldn't knock this one. My brother was a marine; passing through the triangle caused many watches to continually spin their hands. Weird s**t.
A theory is that deep sea deposits of methane hydrate in that region can cause a change of water density and make ships less floaty
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a43827267/bermuda-triangle-mystery-solved-says-scientist/
Anything. To. Do. With. Mayan. Calendar.
I got into an argument with my friend's dad about this. He was convinced 2012 was the end of humanity, like a lot of people did, and he was telling us all about it. He got mad when I said that maybe the Mayans just got tired of making calendars! I'm not sure if I was right but we're still here.
They had to stop somewhere. The Mayans at the time covered many years in advance. They figured someone down the line would pick up where they left off and so on. I am sure they did not know that in the year 2012 people would think the world would end because they stopped making the calendar and noone picked up where they left off
Load More Replies...pity 2012 passed without incident, must bother the s**t out of them.
Idk, the last ten years have been pretty chaotic. Maybe the world did end and we're all in Hell now.
Load More Replies...It was the end of a cycle, and then they started the next cycle. A renewal, not an ending.
shortly before the end date in 2012 my national radio interviewed a guy that was going to move to Scotland because that was one of the few/the only place that was going to survive. I think about this man a lot, I wonder where he is now and how he's doing. Also whenever some crazy conspiracy idiot starts blabbering about "2030" etc i always ask them to explain why the world didnt end in 2012, they all get mad lol
I wish they’d do a follow up show on all the doomsday preppers 😆
Load More Replies...When you talk on your cell phone or land line there are people from the NSA listening in real time. I've heard this from 2 people
LOL, same. They can spy on me all they want to. Have at it, guys!
Load More Replies...Except this kind of is a thing. Maybe not NSA and maybe not "listening" in real time, but there are some authoritative bodies that do perform some sketchy af surveillance! If this is what one police department is willing to say about it, imagine what isn't being said. https://beta.ctvnews.ca/local/atlantic/2019/5/22/1_4432723.html
No, there are Google employers sending you adds about the sh**t you mentioned a minute ago
Oh but snowden told us that this is real, so... no, not a myth. See Glenn Greenwald's book "no place to hide". The real question is whether an automated system is just recording you or whether a person is actively listening. I have a joke when I make a group call in which I greet the NSA agent first.
When I was a teenager (I'm 68) I was told this - and that if you throw in buzz words like - Cold War - nuclear bombs - Russia and such like the government would listen in to your conversation. This is UK by the way.
As someone said when it was believed anticovid shots included microchips to control your mind, You're not worth chipping. And You're not worth listening
I rarely encounter those people, but when I do, I just ask them why they think they're so important that the NSA would invest the time, money and manpower to spy on them. That usually ends the conversation.
That the government was/is using the Kinect to spy on people in their houses.
well, not that they couldn't but the question is why would you care, and why would they bother? The thing I tell these "spy government illuminati" nuts is generally you just are not interestning or special enough for them to bother, so really you just have delusions of grandeur.
In case it's not obvious, conspiracy theories drive me insane. I have an overwhelming urge to be mean to a person who says stuff like this. No idea why it triggers me so much. Like, I guess I expect everyone to have a modicum of logic.
its like talking to religious fanatics. They'll always try to talk themself out of it in a way that doesnt make sense. we had curfew for a while during the lockdowns. People were screaming that it was a list and it was NEVERRRR going to end. So when it ended and i confronted them they said "it was a test, it will come back later" [eye roll] Masks idem dito. it was never gonna end. Oh it did. It was a test. People were screaming we're living in a dictator ship and North Korea is better. So how come you're venting your shti on internet and why dont they shoot you on your demonstrations that were not allowed. Ah i can go on forever geezz
Load More Replies...1) If you put salt on a birds tail it won't be able to fly afterwards. 2) If you put a penny on a railroad track, it will shock the conductor when the train runs over it.
My cousins (twins) where both born with both genitalia. Their parents waited until they were both in their teens to have anything done. One decided on female,the other decided to go make.
It took more than 20 odd years of marriage before I found out my husband thinks that carbon dating is b******t, and that dinosaurs didn't live that long ago. I was dumbfounded. It's taken a while, but I've managed to explain to him what carbon dating is, and he's come around - but geeze, it scared me! LOL
I'll add my own "crazy s**t" story. We ate "Kosher" and one day my parents said we can not eat cheese anymore. Because...wait for it....wait for it...ENZYMES! The manufacturers might be using Pork enzymes to make cheese. Me; Why would they use pork enzymes when cow enzymes are already there to make the cheese? Plus the cost to add those enzymes and replace the cow enzymes would make the cost very prohibitive. Thier response; Oh, they will do that to *forgot some bogus reason*. I was fairly independent by then, despite being a teen. told them I thought it was ridiculous and I was going to buy cheese with my own money and that was it. Six months later, they finally admitted what they were "told" was incorrect. Didn't get an apology, but never expected one in the first place. After High School I went directly into a University (a hard one to get into I may add) and they didn't even know I was in a University, they thought I was in a JC.
for me its the one that they withhelding the foe cure cancer if cancer could be cure that easily they would sell it like Tylenol
I couldn't make it through this list. The stupidity levels made me have a migraine. I can't anymore.
In case it's not obvious, conspiracy theories drive me insane. I have an overwhelming urge to be mean to a person who says stuff like this. No idea why it triggers me so much. Like, I guess I expect everyone to have a modicum of logic.
its like talking to religious fanatics. They'll always try to talk themself out of it in a way that doesnt make sense. we had curfew for a while during the lockdowns. People were screaming that it was a list and it was NEVERRRR going to end. So when it ended and i confronted them they said "it was a test, it will come back later" [eye roll] Masks idem dito. it was never gonna end. Oh it did. It was a test. People were screaming we're living in a dictator ship and North Korea is better. So how come you're venting your shti on internet and why dont they shoot you on your demonstrations that were not allowed. Ah i can go on forever geezz
Load More Replies...1) If you put salt on a birds tail it won't be able to fly afterwards. 2) If you put a penny on a railroad track, it will shock the conductor when the train runs over it.
My cousins (twins) where both born with both genitalia. Their parents waited until they were both in their teens to have anything done. One decided on female,the other decided to go make.
It took more than 20 odd years of marriage before I found out my husband thinks that carbon dating is b******t, and that dinosaurs didn't live that long ago. I was dumbfounded. It's taken a while, but I've managed to explain to him what carbon dating is, and he's come around - but geeze, it scared me! LOL
I'll add my own "crazy s**t" story. We ate "Kosher" and one day my parents said we can not eat cheese anymore. Because...wait for it....wait for it...ENZYMES! The manufacturers might be using Pork enzymes to make cheese. Me; Why would they use pork enzymes when cow enzymes are already there to make the cheese? Plus the cost to add those enzymes and replace the cow enzymes would make the cost very prohibitive. Thier response; Oh, they will do that to *forgot some bogus reason*. I was fairly independent by then, despite being a teen. told them I thought it was ridiculous and I was going to buy cheese with my own money and that was it. Six months later, they finally admitted what they were "told" was incorrect. Didn't get an apology, but never expected one in the first place. After High School I went directly into a University (a hard one to get into I may add) and they didn't even know I was in a University, they thought I was in a JC.
for me its the one that they withhelding the foe cure cancer if cancer could be cure that easily they would sell it like Tylenol
I couldn't make it through this list. The stupidity levels made me have a migraine. I can't anymore.
