ADVERTISEMENT

A brain fart is a brain fart is a brain fart. Nobody is immune to them. But having said that, these temporary blips can be really funny. When they're someone else's suffering, of course.

If you don't believe me, just take a look at the Twitter account -1000 IQ. It's sharing follower-submitted moments when people's brains stopped computing and pushed the poor folks into making a fool of themselves.

From sanding your car's tires for a smooth ride to claiming New York isn't part of the US, here are some of the funniest ones.

More info: Twitter

#1

Dumb-Moments-Twitter

1000IQMoments Report

Add photo comments
POST
ryandeschanel avatar
Ryan Deschanel
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you are so stupid and confident (almost synonyms) you can't even see that you are being made fun of. Surprisingly, that's pathetic and hilarious at the same time.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

There are plenty of concepts our brains struggle with, like four-dimensional hypercubes, quantum mechanics or an infinite universe. And understandably so. But as you can see from this list, every once in a while even the most mundane everyday tasks can leave us baffled. However, there are some things that (unexpectedly) mess up our cognitive abilities but manage to do so while slipping under the radar.

Doors. Remember the feeling you get when you walk into a room with some purpose in mind only to completely forget what that was? Well, psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that passing through a doorway triggers what's known as an "event boundary" in the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next, similarly to how exiting through a doorway signals the end of a scene in a movie. Your brain files away the thoughts you had in the previous room, and prepares a blank page for the new location. Mental event boundaries usually help us organize our thoughts and memories as we move through the world, but sometimes they can throw us off, too.

#3

Dumb-Moments-Twitter

1000IQMoments Report

Add photo comments
POST
donotreplytokjk avatar
Otter
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a question for the universe at large: Why are most raincoats made of porous material, and lacking a hood?

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT

Beeps. From digital alarm clocks to smoke detectors, these sounds have practically become the soundtrack of the modern world. But we didn't evolve hearing beeps, so we struggle to make peace with them. Natural sounds are created from a transfer of energy, often from one object striking another. Think of a stick hitting a drum. In that case, energy is transferred into the drum and then gradually dissipates, causing the sound to decay over time. Our perceptual system has evolved to use that decay to grasp the event. To figure out what made the sound, and where it came from.

Beep sounds, however, are like cars driving at 60 mph which suddenly hit a wall, as opposed to gradually slowing to a stop. The sound doesn't change over time, and it doesn't fade away, so our brains are baffled about what they are and where they're coming from and can go into overdrive.

#7

Dumb-Moments-Twitter

1000IQMoments Report

Add photo comments
POST
j_f_ avatar
J. F.
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The tension is raisin', let's hope he doesn't start to wine

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

Wide open spaces. When people are traversing the desert or a thick forest — terrains without landmarks — people usually end up walking in circles. Experiments on blindfolded individuals revealed that when we lack external reference points, we curve around in loops as tight as 66 feet (20 meters) in diameter, all the while believing we are traveling in a straight line. Turns out, it isn't because one leg is longer or stronger than the other — wide open spaces simply throw the brain for a loop.

According to researchers at the Max Planck Institute for Biological Cybergenetics in Germany, loopy paths follow from a walker's changing sense of "straight ahead." With every step, a small deviation arises in the brain's vestibular (balance-maintaining) system or the proprioceptive (body awareness) system, and is added to the person's cognitive sense of what's straight. These deviations accumulate over time and send that individual veering around in ever tighter circles as time goes on. Interestingly, these little brain farts don't add up when we can regularly recalibrate our sense of direction using a nearby building or mountain.

To see some of these examples in action, check out these 31 times people had brain farts that resulted in funny communication fails.

ADVERTISEMENT
#10

Dumb-Moments-Twitter

1000IQMoments Report

Add photo comments
POST
boredpanda_48 avatar
ZAPanda
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, $150 for an HIV test... in a normal country you can get it free at hospital... just sayin'.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#15

Dumb-Moments-Twitter

1000IQMoments Report

Add photo comments
POST
benlensgraf avatar
Thorfin Wolfsbane
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

red shirt represents management, yellow shirt represents workers; and the guy sitting up front is the CEO.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#21

Dumb-Moments-Twitter

1000IQMoments Report

Add photo comments
POST
slaunwhiteliam336 avatar
TheNerdyDude
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Zoomer here. That's a Playmobil coin. Dear lord kill me now.

View more commentsArrow down menu
#29

Dumb-Moments-Twitter

1000IQMoments Report

Add photo comments
POST
saragregory0508 avatar
NsG
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... Funnily enough... There was a famous case of a woman being a chimera - she literally had non-matching DNA. They ended up proving the case by having the official in the delivery room, at the business end, took the DNA sample which didn't match (and that wouldn't even be the case for a surrogate pregnancy) and finally did additional testing to prove she was a chimera. Weird case. So, yeah, that one in some ludicrous number likely to be in the billions, DNA came back negative for mum.

pascal_3 avatar
Kanuli
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a case in the newspaper last week. Invitro was mistaken and she birthed the daughter of another family, which they could find later, and like after 2-3 months they traded babies... Traumatising.

Load More Replies...
pauldavis avatar
Paul Davis
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure it's common for women to find out they had a baby years ago and the father didn't even tell them.

barbara-delahunty avatar
PurpleUnicorn
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a case currently before the California court of a woman who gave birth to another woman's child after the IVF clinic got the embryos mixed up. Both women carried, birthed and bonded with the other's child - and then had to swap after 3 months after DNA tests were done

juliet_bravo avatar
Jill Bussey
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not what they meant, but babies have been swapped at birth by mistake, causing all sorts of trauma to all involved.

robert-thornburrow avatar
Robert T
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They can still need one if there was a possible mix-up between babies in the maternity ward.

ryandeschanel avatar
Ryan Deschanel
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did someone ever put someone else's baby in your vagina?

calicoerasmus avatar
Coli Erasmus
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny you should ask.... https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ivf-mix-up-babies-swap/

Load More Replies...
20crobson avatar
Chloe
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally not because it grows inside of women for multiple months at a time

boredpanda_48 avatar
ZAPanda
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

look, imho even if it's not your dna, if it came out of you, it's yours.

calicoerasmus avatar
Coli Erasmus
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

dodsonmichelle avatar
Celtic Pirate Queen
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Huh. I wonder if the 8lb. wonder I just pushed out of my woo ha belongs to someone else?

oli-long90 avatar
Oliver L
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it's not completely unheard for babies to be swapped at birth...

cecilyholland167 avatar
Cecily Holland
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it’s you the court is trying to make pay child support

blbrightonoswin_1 avatar
Brian Bennett
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give this dude an anatomy book - forget it he probably thin it is a porno book!

ahmadpujianto avatar
The Cute Cat
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there are cases when babies given to wrong parents, then police need to check DNA of the mother and father to prove it.

kim_lorton avatar
Kim Lorton
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha ha ha ahaaaa!!!! I cannot even fathom he has no idea what he said!!! If you don't k ow how the body works and or sex and genetics works Should never be allowed to have sex and immediately be put on salt peter for life!

barborabobkov avatar
no_name
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sort of legit question, not a stupid one. How many times were and still are babies swapped in hospitals.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
See Also on Bored Panda
#40

Dumb-Moments-Twitter

1000IQMoments Report

Note: this post originally had 47 images. It’s been shortened to the top 40 images based on user votes.