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Having a car (and being able to drive one, of course) is excellent. It provides a tremendous amount of flexibility and independence in your life. But with great freedom comes great responsibility—to the car, yourself, and everyone on the road.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of the funniest and most relatable car memes we could find online to show you what it’s like to sit in front of the wheel. From dealing with BMW drivers to parallel parking, here’s what every driver goes through daily!

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    Beck(formerly Becca/Gizmo sq)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ever get that "I dont remember the whole ride here" feeling?

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    A recent study of 2,000 American car owners found that as many as a quarter feel they take a risk each time they hit the road as their vehicle is currently in need of repair or no longer runs well.

    The study asked people to reflect on the current state of their vehicle and tested their knowledge of car basics. Results showed an alarming number of drivers are rolling the dice on vehicles in need of work — 68 percent said their cars currently have at least one thing wrong with them.

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    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...followed by the international hand symbol to tell them what you think, to be displayed while overtaking.

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    Lola
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I had a mustang pass me so fast and gave me the finger. Two miles further, the mustang broke down and there was smoke coming out of it. I gave him the finger when I passed him. One of the most memorable moments of my life.

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    With so many vehicles in need of love, Americans could stand to do a bit of brushing up on how to take care of their cars a little better. 36 percent of those studied confessed they don’t know the first thing about fixing a flat tire.

    The survey, conducted by Cooper Tires, discovered that nearly half of American car owners think they couldn't change their car’s oil and almost 30 percent believe they couldn't even pick out the correct oil their car needs in the first place.

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    Arthur Waite
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad used to say: "Let 'em by. They'll be out of your life in a second."

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they cant HANDLE your driving?

    Miss Milinky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    commonly referred to as the "Oh Sh!t handle!"

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Jesus handle! Because when I and my sister learned to drive, mum and dad would grab it and shout "Jesus!" when we turned corners 😂

    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my mom to grab to pull her 84 year old self up.

    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Gran used to hang on to the handbrake when she was shotgun.

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    Ray Martin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a "serious question"? It's to help people get in and out of the damned car when their back or legs can't cope with it unaided.

    Ian Milne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use it for hanging clothes that I don’t want to crease

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    Patsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call them the "Oh Jesus" handles, so when someone takes a corner too quick, you can grab it and exclaim "Oh Jesus!"

    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually use this to help myself get adjusted to sit upright by pulling myself up then putting rest of body back towards the seat

    Kati H
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called horror handle (kauhukahva in Finnish) in my family.

    Missy Moo Moo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was for hanging the dry cleaning on

    Carol Emory
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you know what an "Oh Sh*t" handle is for? I mean..the name speaks for itself....

    Duncan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call it an 'oh s**t!' handle

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My car has a grab handle on the passenger side of the dashboard. :D

    Friday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, always sooo dramatic!

    Jolie Irzyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom pulled it off once BC she was so scared of me going 35 in a 30

    Tom Short
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife calls it the prayer handle.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for people to easily get in and out of a vehicle. I use the one in my truck daily.

    June
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to tell my mom to play with her imaginary brake pedal when I drive and I notice her grabbing the handle 😂

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We always call them the oh s**t handles in case someone driving crazy and you yell oh s**t! And then grab it

    Connie Hirsch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call it the Jesus Handle in my family. It's the one that you grab and yell "Jesus!" when the driver whips the car around.

    square coats
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually my dad has arthritis and uses that legit to get out of the car

    Inkblot Butterfly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I see an extra large finger first? XD

    Randy Klefbeck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call it an OH $#!+ handle. Or grandma's swing ring. She's holding on while trying to either swing her butt into the car, or swing her butt out of the car.

    Mike Rodrick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same as the subway support if you're standing. For when you stand on your brakes

    Amanda Hunter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use it to hand dry cleaning on when I pick it up.

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great answer. I think they call it the Oh Jesus handle

    Zé Pedro O Choi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Portugal we call it "F**k". When you're going to have an accident, grab on these, they won't come off. Then we say f**k!

    Diana Strassburg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late grandfather would grab it bc he didn't really believe in cars.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...AND five minutes before the turn!

    Guy MacGregor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think 25km/h areas exist. What country?

    Ian Bartels
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called the "Oh crap" handle.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the "oh s**t" handle. It is for when the car is flipping over.

    Jonathan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno but it sure helps me get out the car.

    Alexsei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I typically use it when I have to go pee and we're about ready to hit a bumpy road😂

    Radek Suski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It helps you to get out when you are fat, I know it. I'm fat

    Billy Maguire
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they mean the little rectangular piece that pops out to reveal the screw that holds the handle in place.

    Kate J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the "oh s**t!" handle

    Tiger Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we call it the “oh s**t” bar/handle

    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Newfoundland they call it an OhBeJesus handle.

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    something to hang on to if that big truck is on your side comings trait for you!

    pebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need the handle to get out of the car more comfortably, but sometimes I find it relaxing to hang my arm on it when traveling as a passenger.

    Robert Thompson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been hanging my shirts on that.

    Mumchkin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to call it the "OH Sh*t! handle.

    Naomi Cline
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The OH SH1t ! Handle of course

    Wubbleyew
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always referred to it as the oh s**t handle

    Shantelle Stratford
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm short so it's also a pull up to help me get into cars

    Michigan Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who the hell has a finger THAT long and narrow?

    Bored Birgit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me holding on when hubby is cruising round a corner to not float through the car with my legs up in the air.

    Katherine Boag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me to casually hold onto when my mum is doin 90 round a 'recommended 45' corner 😎

    Angela Barratt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for your elderly relative to grab to help them manoeuvre themselves out of your car.

    Jeffrey Teston
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I am the one driving 90% of the time I use it so my driving hand has something to hold onto when I am not.

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    Raccoon Queen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To help older people get in and out of a car

    Lucky2BAlive
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much extra for the fake break pedal?

    mcborge1
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an anchorpoint for the nervous.

    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard it's called the "ohsh*thandle" also.

    ƒιѕн
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called an Oh S**t! handle where im at

    Chris Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's technically called the 'oh-sh!t bar'.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Officially known in parts of the US as the "oh-sh*t handle"!

    Mando
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m learning to drive and this could not be more true rn

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    While going to a mechanic to get your car fixed is remains the main option for most, there's something about being able to make at least basic repairs by yourself. Working with your hands gives you pleasure. Not everyone's born a car-savvy genius, but we can always learn!

    Nick Gerhardt points out in an article on Family Handyman, that you should start off with the smallest things and work your way up. For instance, you can kick things off by replacing your wiper blades or your air filter. Then, maybe try replacing the bulbs.

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    Senior tech editor at Jalopnik and owner of far too many Jeeps, David Tracy, shares this sentiment. If you want a crash course in wrenching, he suggests you buy yourself a junker. According to Tracy, it is the single best way to learn to fix cars. Especially if you're young and/or don't have much money, because you’ll be forced to do your own repairs.

    "Coming out of high school, I hadn't turned a single wrench. I hadn't changed my oil, I hadn't changed spark plugs," Tracy writes. "Heck, I hadn’t even changed my air filter. I was a total noob. But then I got to college and bought a 215,000 mile 1992 Jeep Cherokee — a total pile of junk."

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    Cactus McCoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also known as the New York second, the shortest period of time known to mankind.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister, an attorney, fell victim to this. She was stopped at a signal, noticed him behind her, and thought to herself "he better not mess with me! I'm not doing anything." Then she pulled out through the still red light.

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me cringe to see cyclists wearing headphones- I cycle daily. It is dangerous enough without being able to hear traffic.

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    Tracy's Jeep had rust holes in the rocker panels, a huge exhaust leak, a bad fuel pump, a bad power steering line, brakes that would seize when it got slightly warm outside, filthy brown transmission fluid, and leaky gaskets everywhere. But he wasn't discouraged by it. Tracy was intrigued. And he didn't really have another option.

    "It was my only car and I spent all my money on textbooks, so I had no choice but to learn to fix it myself. I also had no garage, so most of my wrenching was done in parking garages or on the street side."

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    "With the help of some friends at a neighboring university, I learned the basics. They taught me to change plugs, replace my valve cover gasket, and change my oil. Just that little bit of guidance was all I needed to get the ball rolling," Tracy says.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you know how good your driving skills are, but they don’t. That’s why I drive more like a grandparent when someone else is in the car, than when it’s just me and I’m both familiar with the road and know what I’m capable of.

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are driving then do it your way. When i am driving shut the fk up!

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    "That was the beginning of my love affair for wrenching. And now, with my new project, I’m learning quite a lot more. You can learn, too. Just go ahead and buy that Volkswagen Type III Squareback on Craigslist you’ve been salivating over."

    If you do get your old VW Type III Squareback, you're gonna want to change the oil, go through the brakes, and do a basic tune-up. So go out and get some tools.

    "The heart of any toolset is the socket set, so start there. My first set was a cheapo one from AutoZone. It worked okay for light-duty things, but then I had to take my bumper bolts off, and I ended up breaking ratchets and shearing extensions," Tracy explains. "You can get a pretty decent socket set from Wal-Mart for $60 or so."

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    Repel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You pitiful fool you. Thought you could overtake me?

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to try following a bunch of DeLorians down the road. I thought I was seeing things, as they are all identical. (We were leaving a car show).

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    OK, let's say your car isn't that bad. Then what? Well, if your ride is (somewhat) decent and you just want to know how to change the brakes, YouTube has the answers.

    "I can't tell you how many times I've gone to YouTube to learn how to fix something. In fact, I referenced a YouTube video to figure out how to pull the engine from my Jeep Cherokee," Tracy says.

    "There's such a wealth of wrenching knowledge on YouTube, it should be one of your first resources for information on how to fix your car."

    That being said, be careful and use some judgment. Anybody can post stuff on YouTube, so if some guy uploads a video and cuts his brake lines and tells you it will get you better gas mileage because of the decreased brake drag, you might want to turn your brain on and think about that for a second.

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    Repel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you follow a car for 87 turns your are definitively stalking

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    The next logical step would be to get a repair manual, a step-by-step guide on how to fix things. Get one. "You can get a Chilton or Haynes manual for about $25 at any car parts store, or, better yet, download or buy a hard copy of a factory service manual for your car. These books can save you tons of time and effort, especially when it comes to stuff like torque specs and fluid capacities," Tracy advises.

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    Follow these steps and you should at least build an even stronger bond with your car. If that's something you want, of course!

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing that this photo was taken in Russia. There is a Lada with a body kit in the photo!

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marion, don't look at it, no matter what happens!

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This always seems to happen to me. You let someone in and then you don't make the lights. Or you let someone in, which makes them happy, so they let someone in and so on until you are behind a queue of a dozen cars!

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are few truly soul crushing moments like this.

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    say goodbye to friends and family plus remember to write a will

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago I was stuck at a high rise bridge and the guy in front of me was singing Miami Sound Machine's Conga at the top of his lungs. I found the radio station he was listening to and joined him at the top of my lungs. "Come on shake your body baby..."

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    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it all about perspective?

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    Hans
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, with 90 over a speed bump you would see your axle in the mirror, and you might need to see a orthopedist.

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is courteous to let people cut in line but to constantly letting someone cut in is a bit too courteous.

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. That is like my missus and my son. She just cares.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you think I prefer the backroads?

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    Chillace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought that tree was his arm

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is called on road therapy. Let it out before you get home to the family after a crap day at work.

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The car belongs to Eminem. He is calm and ready to drop bombs. It'll soon be vomit on his sweater. Mom's spaghetti.

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ever heard of ducks? car crashes? annoying assholes?

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad - "Dont worry about the pedestrians, they are always there. Let them wait. Dont worry about the red light, it turned red just before you passed it. Park there in that restricted area, no one else is using it." Officer - "You almost run down a pedestrian, passed a red light and parked in a restricted area." Dad - "AS USUAL MY KIDS NEVER LISTEN TO ME!!!"

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he holding a bowl of food behind that wheel?

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. I bet it was a different story when she was a youngen.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then when it's your turn you drive like a psycho too 😆

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is a van then it could be job for VAN DIESEL.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contradictory to what the government says, orange means speed up or you'll lose another 5 minutes of your life waiting for a red light while there's no traffic crossing the intersection.

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And other people can hear screeching whizzing past them.

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    Billy The Kid
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And while you are looking at them the light turns green and they are gone.

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