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Online dating is like navigating a minefield without a metal detector. Sure, it's possible to beat it. But the chances of you making it to the other side in one piece are slim.

To illustrate just how chaotic this journey can be, we at Bored Panda decided to take a deep dive into the subreddit r/Bumble.

As you probably can guess, its members share content that comes from the app of the same name. Good and bad. Some hit it off with a complete stranger in just a few messages while others click 'Unmatch' even faster.

Continue scrolling to check out some of the most surprising posts we found on the subreddit!

#1

Smooth

Smooth

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Jo Choto
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, you have to give a guy a second chance for that!

Uber Mensch
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That either ended, or secured, the relationship.

Jaekry
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I come on, I giggled. Should really be a joke, than it's funny, otherwise bits not, but it's because i really can't imagine men calling themselves Daddy. Imho you have issues then.

Marky Mark
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife's first name is the same as my sister's. Some awkward moments when my parents announced to their friends that "Mark and Anna" just had their first baby. They probably should have reminded their friend's of my wife's name.

Lord Mysticlaw
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol Craig is a funny guy, I like him

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    #2

    Google? No, Bing

    Google? No, Bing

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    EEF🤓
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moon varies in distance from the earth.

    Vic D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for him, he actually was able to find something useful with Bing

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a match made in Heaven (moon?) and (Bing-o)!

    Keerthi Vardhan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People almost forget about every other search engine out there. Google is search, and search is Google. People now say 'Google it'

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then it's probably the wrong amswer.

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    A dating app’s success arguably hinges more on its cultural presence than its underlying technology, and nothing took over the culture like Tinder, however, your own personal background, like your gender, also greatly colors your online dating experience. So, if you're a woman, Bumble may be the superior option for you.

    I mean, there will always be guys who message them using some kind of sexually explicit language that they think is hilarious and will 100% get them laid, but the clear difference between Bumble and the before-mentioned Tinder is that women must send the first message within 24 hours of matching. This is to minimize those creepy messages from dudes and allow the ladies to come up with fun pickup lines.

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    #3

    Funniest Thing I Read Today

    Funniest Thing I Read Today

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    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to go out on at least one date with them! ;-)

    Joel Harrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/70IsmXDHG4oKmN76O0qcOB?si=2ac49327c0d84a60

    Cath poop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love a cat daddy, must be certified though.

    Bex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that's genius! Lol

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    #4

    A Legend Was Born

    A Legend Was Born

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    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'm laughing because I'm imagining all sorts of things but somebody please explain!

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swing your junk quickly in a circular motion so that it resembles the spinning blades of a helicopter. Hope that paints a clear picture for you.

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    Sofia Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would see if it really is that hard to aim at the toilet

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I believe that it is or it can be. What is NOT hard is cleaning up after yourself.

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, if I wake up with boobs tomorrow, first thing, gonna find me some tassels!

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you will learn that breasts are, shall we say, sensitive. And nipples even moreso.

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    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every guy does the helicopter last time i did it i flew away

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go into the garden first thing and see how much of my name I could write on the wall

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    #5

    That’s How Ya Do It Folks

    That’s How Ya Do It Folks

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    Dippin Dot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people tell me they like my name… “thanks. My parents gave it to me.”

    CHAOS.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trans/lgbt joke: "i like your name".............."thanks i picked it myself"

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When will you dump it?"

    For our earlier publication on awesome Tinder profiles, dating coach Hayley Quinn said that being unique is highly important in the world of online dating.

    "With so much choice it's too easy for people to become banner blind and not realize what an amazing option you are," she said. "In terms of quick fixes make sure your profile is a cliche free zone ('looking for my partner in crime...') and that you always state things specifically rather than generally."

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    "For example, saying, 'I like to travel,' is nowhere near as attention-grabbing as, 'already googling my first post lockdown trip to Thailand. (Sidenote: do you like Thai food?)' Finally, ensure you write your profiles in a way that's conversational and informal: a fun hack to help you with this is to dictate your profile first, to get more of your personality into it."

    #6

    I Have Never Used A Dating App Nor Have I Ever Dated Anyone. Am I Doing This Right

    I Have Never Used A Dating App Nor Have I Ever Dated Anyone. Am I Doing This Right

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is dating conversation! Also, cute frog.

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    #7

    Had A Good Date And Got This Lovely Message From Him After - Two Months Later He Still Sends Messages Like This After Dates

    Had A Good Date And Got This Lovely Message From Him After - Two Months Later He Still Sends Messages Like This After Dates

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    LuckyL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds so sweet - hope it worked out!! (and also, it's great to read nice exchanges in between the rest)

    Erik Lawrence
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    did you not read the title before coming into this gallery?

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just wholesome. They seem well matched.

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooohhhh, I hope you're still dating!

    Jill Tremblay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! Feels like a breath of Fresh Air !

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd go with: I had such a good time I have averted my plans to send you to meet our dark prince for the foreseeable future.

    bakkysak09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so i didnt read the message before hail satan and just saw "hail satan" and lost it

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    #8

    Guess I’m Not Spontaneous Enough Lol

    Guess I’m Not Spontaneous Enough Lol

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    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking for our first date you could help me move?

    Hermione
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my dates to be up for anything. I have a house to paint and deck to be built.

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    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a huge ask of a stranger - also doesn't seem very safe

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, we just met - but how about a ride to the airport?

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spontaneity and using people's time and money for your own ends. Not the same thing.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after that, can you help me move then drive me to the airport? It's all very spontaneous.

    Bob D. Lin Quint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prolly worked on the 5th guy. Glad I was the 6th cause I might me dumb enough, too

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you own a pick up truck? Good. Can you help me move?

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im thats a big step to ask someone you dont know that well to drive u somewhere

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you are not going to do that LITTLE favor for me?

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    Of course, nobody is safe here from running into a weirdo, but that shouldn't discourage you from swiping.

    With so many dating websites and apps out there, it has become normal to use them for meeting someone new—there are about 40 million Americans who do so. And even though eHarmony claims that 27% of young adults are using online dating sites (which is up 10% from 2013), new findings suggest it's neither better nor worse than getting to know a person in real life. At least in terms of success rate.

    One study, published in the journal Psychological Science, claims it's actually impossible to figure out whether or not people who have the same values and character traits will fall in love. "Attraction for a particular person may be difficult or impossible to predict before two people have actually met," Samantha Joel, a University of Utah psychology professor and lead author, said in a press release.

    "A relationship is more than the sum of its parts. There is a shared experience that happens when you meet someone that can’t be predicted beforehand," Joel said

    So who cares if it happens on Bumble or Tinder?

    #9

    This Is The Nicest Thing Anyone’s Ever Said To Me

    This Is The Nicest Thing Anyone’s Ever Said To Me

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    Tassenküchlein168
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s really nice. Hope, they matched!

    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear BP- please use a different color highlight for the texts! The yellow/white text is so hard to read

    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand the struggle, but it's not BP's fault. Those are screenshots from the app that is designed like that, with yellow background for the white text

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not saying you owe me...but...you know" What a d**k.

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    #10

    Think I Scared Her Off?

    Think I Scared Her Off?

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a perfect response.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only defeated by "Haha thanks! so listen I have this cool white van with "candy" written on the side..."

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not serial killers, that's paedophiles..

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    Amanda Appleton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he'll be the last boyfriend you'll ever have...and I don't mean marriage

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    will take my chances. maybe we could be a team

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to my basement, I've got a cool carpentry workshop.

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    #11

    Fastest Relationship To Date

    Fastest Relationship To Date

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    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the comeback is equally funny (or not, hence the equally) and they go: ow help!

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated quickly :D

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is fantastic I love humor.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, #2 took a week to reply.

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    #12

    This Belongs Here Too

    This Belongs Here Too

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    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, #truth

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brandon - but get a new line - I ain't that ill!

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    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I used to get so many similar comments and they always pissed me off. Never found the words to reasonably explain why. Like what do you mean, just because I'm a girl I have to be in a relationship? I need a boyfriend or husband because I look good? A single gal can't go out for a dinner or a few drinks on her own? It's not the 40ies, women get to choose wether they want a relationship or not. We are not dependent on a man in order to be happy or have a good life. FFS!

    Judi Michelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started saying "well it all goes back to this chain letter I got in 1998. It said I needed to fwd it to 10 people or I would be alone forever. Sadly I only had email addresses for 5 of my 7th grade friends.... fast forward 24 years and here we are Chad. What's your excuse?"

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    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serial killers rarely have long-term relationships with their "dates."

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah Brandon's is. No seriously though she is. It's best you avoid her incase you've never heard of rhe sexy psycho scale as I'm sure she's up there. Lol

    Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am using this line “I’m mentally ill brandon”

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, the assumption that as a woman you have no say in who you're gonna be with, you're just kinda on display for a guy to pick you and now you're his girlfriend, no matter if you want to or not :)

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    #13

    I’m Just Being Honest

    I’m Just Being Honest

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you misunderstood.. when I ask someone what his biggest red flags are then I am asking for what kind of behaviour (on my or any date's side) would raise red flags for THEM.

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    abby smink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that's a definite red flag.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    That would be a red flag for me, the whole using Native Americans as sports mascots!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the Blackhawks used a relatively tasteful and accurate image, unlike the Cleveland Indians.

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    #14

    May Have Saved A Life Today

    May Have Saved A Life Today

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    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my neighbors dog died by eating sugar free gum because of the chemical to make it sweet :( i hoppe grey's dog was okay

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just gonna drop the name of that chemical as it may be helpful to some in the future: Xylitol. If your dog eats anything sweetened with that take them to the vet

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    Emerald Ocean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are a keeper! They saved your dogs life!

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are keepers.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't like this one one bit. besides doggo getting help

    Bob D. Lin Quint
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    3 years ago

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    Oh he rumbled some guts that night

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    #15

    2020 Date Ideas Are Getting Out Of Hand

    2020 Date Ideas Are Getting Out Of Hand

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    Bruce Robb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First! Actually Juliet killed herself with a knife or dagger, not a sword. I know. Pedantic. What can I say?

    Jill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the phrase "Shakespeare n*zi" even a thing? Nope...ur right everyone knows it's a dagger...that or they slept through half of English during one year of high school.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must assume this was in the year 2020!

    Pamela Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the ones I've read so far, this is the only one that made me laugh out loud. LOL!

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    #16

    She Still Hasn’t Responded

    She Still Hasn’t Responded

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, absolutely love it. This kind of "anti-humour" is my kind of humour :D

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't anti-humour (IMO), just a lame pun.

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my kinda guy right there - a goofball!

    Invisible Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever i read hey hey i hear Krusty. Its a curse.

    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, me too. I haven't even watched that show in about 20 years.

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    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A++ I would have responded to that so fast!

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else hear that in Krusty's voice?

    Mz Fitz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the first one I actually laughed at.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm smirking so hard it hurts

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hee Haaw", laughed the audience.

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just made me laugh out loud 😂😁😁😂😂😂😂

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    #17

    I Think I’ve Peaked

    I Think I’ve Peaked

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I- I’m uncomfortable but that was honestly top notch

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a gamer conversation because the puns in this is killing me.

    Erik Lawrence
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    3 years ago

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    no. not a gamer conversation at all.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the N64 comment was the winning one, for sure hahaha! But I never had to blow my N64 cartridges, only the ones from the original NES

    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is as bad as can you google my twitter until I yahoo all over your Facebook

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear I just snorted coffee down my scarf

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    #18

    Hope For The Best, Plan For The Worst

    Hope For The Best, Plan For The Worst

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    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omfg, I love that I'm not the only person who loves murder shows!!!!!

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think its a pretty common interest.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought she meant for identification too. Lol

    advice5cents
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, whenever I buy anything off of Craigslist I send a friend the details and make them promise to get me justice.

    Marty Mcfly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in America do you got on a date with the fear of being murdered, so much that you got to joke about it

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would give details of who i was with and where, then give a time i would text a code word that said i was home safe. my friend upped it and would share her location with me till she was home safe. sad, but gotta be safe!

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed MUCH too hard at this one!

    Linziaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep I thought outfit meant if she disappears lol

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    #19

    He Unmatched

    He Unmatched

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesn't snap mean that he's like, 15?

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does nobody have a phone number anymore? FFS

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always try to prioritize media where I can use my keyboard. I'm a lazy potato.

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    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But conversations on yt comment sections are so romantic!

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's cute, the dude didn't try hard enough

    aubergine10003
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a typical scammer ploy: move off the dating site and onto snap or KIK or whatsapp

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he doesn't like bumble, then why was he using bumble? And why couldn't he continue to do so when other suggestions didn't work out? You didn't lose anything with this guy.

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.... he messaged her on Bumble?

    Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what ever happened to good old fashioned text messages, or even a phone call?

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    #20

    Bumble Community, I Need Your Help!

    Bumble Community, I Need Your Help!

    theRealAriel666 Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how this conversation went from 0 to 100 with both people still on the ride.

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I've seen less than that appear in a 'creepy men' post.

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    User# 6
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people wonder why the divorce rate is so high...

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried using reddit a couple of times and found it a nightmare to find anything of interest. It looks like a total mess where you don't know where to go. Anyone else felt the same?

    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof I should probably just sign up for ourtime.com

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i need to know if they got married.

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    #21

    I Don't Think I'm Being Unreasonable Here, What Do You Guys Think?

    I Don't Think I'm Being Unreasonable Here, What Do You Guys Think?

    mkk05 Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this lovely person on the left will cry for equality as soon as it benefits them. I f*cking hate bigotry.

    GlitterQueen541
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Or the lovely person on the right ONLY wants "equality" when it benefits them. Why should the woman pay half when women don't get equal pay, equal respect, equal opportunities...need I go on?

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    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man always pays made sense 50 years ago, when women either didn't work, or had really low paying jobs. Now it's just one of those old, quaint, nonsensical traditions

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably put it there for the screenshot, then agreed to the terms in the hope of getting somewhere.

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    Liz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool cool but are women being paid equally yet? Are we given the same opportunities as men? Are we still required to spend way more time/money in getting ready for a date (this one is changing to a degree)? Are we putting ourselves in the same level of risk meeting someone of the opposite gender alone? I don’t think the girl on the left was right in asking this guy to pay for her ride but I don’t think he is right in claiming equality as a reason to pay 50/50 either.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the person on the right didn't send.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m hoping you sent that last text

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dump that parasite like a hot bag of garbage.

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One reason I'm glad to be gay. Don't have to deal with BS like this.

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah bit the6 want equity now which is just another form of sexism where she gets all the goods tuff and no bad stuff. Lol

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    #22

    Thoughtful Exit, Can’t Even Be Mad

    Thoughtful Exit, Can’t Even Be Mad

    ninjasquirrelarmy Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this exchange. It's fair and thoughtful.

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least (s)he is honest and respectful enough to cancel.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In times of doubt, it is perhaps better to use "they". The e n t i t i e s will be upset, and you don't want to upset the entities.

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    ToasterBoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The up-front honesty is so refreshing!

    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kind of honesty is so decent.

    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love the honesty and openness!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gal I hope will be the greatest LOVE of someone's life!

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    #23

    It Is Nice When They Come Straight Out And Tell Out And Tell You They Are Crazy In The Opening Message

    It Is Nice When They Come Straight Out And Tell Out And Tell You They Are Crazy In The Opening Message

    someguyfromsk Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I have a severe allergy towards antivaxxers. Can't be in the same room with them or I'll get mad.

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're better of than me. I'm probalby on the other side of the planet from this person and I'm already mad

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    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'm terrible, but I would lie and say I'm unvaccinated, go out and let them buy dinner, then let them know afterwards that I'm vaccinated and it only cost them ~$30 to find out that their made-up medical condition does not in fact exist.

    Ashley Schriber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would bet money that if someone did this, they would either attribute any symptom they experience at any time afterward (fatigue? headache? diarrhea?) to this "allergy" or even start to feel vaguely ill as a result of being told this, possibly unable to describe their symptoms other than feeling "lightheaded" or "off" somehow and blame the "allergy." Either way, they will not find out their condition doesn't exist; it will reinforce their odd belief and they will blame you. I am more familiar with this type than I would like to be.

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    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop licking people who've been vaccinated. Problem solved.

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of this weird belief. Obviously they have no grasp of science, but I'm genuinely curious to hear how they think vaccinated people are causing an allergic reaction. Are they swallowing some part of the vaccinated person?

    Ashley Schriber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a belief among some anti-vaxxers that vaccinated people have received part of the virus in the vaccine (true of some vaccines, but none of the COVID vaccines contain live virus) and will "shed" it and others can pick it up. So maybe it's related to that. I mean, it's likely not a lot of reasoning went into this in any case.

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    MrLoufoque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you call an allergy to vaccinated people? Stupidity?

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Response: Oh man, what a shame. I have a severe allergic reaction to people who are dumb as a brick. So sorry we can't be a match.

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is lying,if she really was allergic she would be severely allergic by now. And would need to go to a hospital, in which she would be exposed to... You guessed it, and become even more allergic, which would lead to... Going to ICU where she would....Aaah, such a fun game this. Unless she is solely surrounded by unvaccinated creatures to begin with... Which is equally disturbing. 😂

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm severely allergic to idiots like this.

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you do with someone like this is pay a super, super hot guy to match with her and show a lot of interest. Then see if she pulls that s**t. And if she does, he sees how far he can push her after he says he's vaccinated.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alrightly then....this isn't gonna work.

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    #24

    "Too Much?"

    "Too Much?"

    WeThePuppets Report

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cucumber is a fruit.

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooo! Like tomato? I thought only tomato is in disguise...

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT person I could marry.

    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two kinds of people ,😂

    iBlank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not everyone is into dad jokes right out of the gate

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a freind whos parents are fro the middle eastern and is a vegetable. we call him rc-xd. we always have a good laugh after he calls me a goombah

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    #25

    It Did Make Me Laugh. So Shout Out To Kena

    It Did Make Me Laugh. So Shout Out To Kena

    TheAnswerWithinUs Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kena has some bomb eyeliner skills many girls would be jealous of.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like...I'd swipe right, she seems hilarious.

    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hat just says “sports”, not even a team name 😂

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! Adds to the generic, dime-a-dozen kind of guy vibe. Esp loved the "six pack"!

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    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm usually not gay but this guy has got something about him that attracts me.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That girl-- uh.. i mean, that guy is brilliant.

    boredkoala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fish 🤣🤣🤣💀

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because every guy in the suburbs or rural America includes a picture of themselves in their profile with a dead fish.

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Kena" one of the most used/liked words in Pashto, specially in Afghanistan. Beware !

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those eyebrows are actually extremely attractive.

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    #26

    Maybe This One Was A Little Too Much

    Maybe This One Was A Little Too Much

    CzarDinosaur Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would ask one question before the shitty date - How must we dress?

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    Littlemiss
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the type of date my husband and I go on regularly.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got The Dating Game vibes from that question.

    KimB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love his sense of humor!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The text when you actually saw her.

    #27

    I'm 5'4" Dude And I Put That In My Profile. Short Dudes You Still Got A Chance

    I'm 5'4" Dude And I Put That In My Profile. Short Dudes You Still Got A Chance

    NikanaEarthSwimmer Report

    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k i cant unite because im tall :(

    Apollo Brackady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay I’m 5’3 short people unite :D

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the thing is - as an 5'11'' woman I have so many guys telling me "they are the same height".. they are not, quite obviously. If I have to look down to look straight into their eyes when we're both barefoot and they are not coneheaded then they're obviously smaller. Just be honest about it - I don't mind dating smaller guys, but I don't wanna be lied to

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5'5", anyone? I'm all for uniting :D

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    #28

    Well All I Can Say Is I Tried My Best

    Well All I Can Say Is I Tried My Best

    monkeysolo007 Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never understood the unwillingness or inability to engage in some kind of conversation when you are matching with someone.

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well let's start small." Surpassed your expectations.

    Veronica Sjöberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You end up just asking a million questions try to kick a conversation going but it leads exactly nowhere. And if you try to cut it short and say good bye they get confused or offended. Like ok, you want to make zero effort and I should just keep wasting my time and energy for what?

    Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yellow person's back hurts from carrying that conversation...

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was looking for something real. Show him the middle finger. It's real.

    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That person doesn’t deserve any matches 😡😡😡

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Online dating can be so hard! You have to wade through so much dreck.

    Cathrine Simone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, you know what one word answers likely mean? Grey guy has other chat windows open that they are hopping through....

    Jaime Blackwater
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeesh, reminds me of my days trying to have a conversation on dating apps.

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    #29

    The Best Irony Is That He Is Thirty

    The Best Irony Is That He Is Thirty

    Ancient-Abs Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, can't believe she matched with Leonardo di Caprio!

    ZombieGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol! I would have said "Well, you're no Leonardo DiCaprio yourself, honey"

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    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's like a rattlesnake. He comes with a clear warning of danger.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dodged a misogynistic bullet there.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a friend said to me, "I Hate white hairs."... I responded, "Throw your parents away." He was quite annoyed to hear this.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao - why do people add that? Zero people who add that are actually laughing their ass off.

    Joy Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweetheart, why would you want to do anything with a guy who won't date anyone over 30?

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I'm nearly 32. Better break out the zimmer frame.

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a (girl)friend like that. She claimed men above 30 start smelling like a goat... khm... "down there". Dated guys 5-10 years younger than she was and eventually married one. He'll be 30 soon, so I'm curious what she'll do lol

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    #30

    This Isn’t Even A Roast She Straight Up Assaulted Me

    This Isn’t Even A Roast She Straight Up Assaulted Me

    Homelessbozo Report

    Cyd Charisse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a roast, that's an analysis. A roast is supposed to be funny, but she just tore him down :-/

    Sasquatch The Almighty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never managed to get my head around roasts, how is insulting someone ever funny and not just cruel?

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    Piper Meadow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he meant to say 'you always lose' not loose

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loose. That would be a deal breaker for me right there.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what the hell is wrong with a dog name KAREN!

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely keep going with the conversation, that was great.

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    #31

    Whoops

    Whoops

    Eyeincense Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird how just in writing you can tell that some people are sweet.

    Honey Slime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have totally given him a shot after that

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you ever give out the codes and for who? I really did mean Paid!

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Hahaha well, gray did say "laid", not orange's fault

    #32

    I’m Sure That’s What He Meant

    I’m Sure That’s What He Meant

    ageofashtron Report

    Thorsten M. Weisner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see in their eyes how they look to their carer... must be a nice person

    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I noticed that too, especially the black and white one. I think in the future if I were ever to online date, the first thing I’d ask for is the person to send a picture of their pet. The way the pet looks at their owner can say a lot

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    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's what you asked for, it's what you get.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spend way too much time looking at cat pics/memes on the internet. I completely missed that he might have meant something else by "other kitty". Because this is what I would have meant by it.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha not what orange had in mind

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 6 cats and one outdoor one we feed.... I can play this game for some time

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be the opposite of mad being asked for pictures of cats

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other kitty is beautiful and guy is an idiot.

    Hugh Crawford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you other commenters, you know he was referring to her vagina right?

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh - female anatomy 101, it's a vulva. Vagina is the canal, not the external genitalia.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep all my kitty's in boxes or baskets be specific!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "His name is Baig, His shelter name is Immigrant's prison."

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    #33

    May You Have Much Fortune In The Future

    May You Have Much Fortune In The Future

    reddit.com Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a grateful monkey!

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showing teeth is more likely a threat than a smile, in any mammal including monkeys.

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually in macaques and other primates a "smile" is usually a fear gesture done to appease the other. So that macaque was just afraid of the person.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's my understanding too, especially if the teeth are close together (with aggression being more likely when they're far apart). I think it's theorized that this behavior in our common ancestors was the root of human smiling. It kind of makes sense - showing teeth to show submission and lack of threat gradually turning into the more positive smile modern humans greet each other with.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That smile! Absolutely adorable, that little bugger 😂🖤

    Gary Davidson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showing teeth in monkeys is a threatening gesture, not a happy one.

    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we like compliments we dont get a lot of them. I thinks that why we always think girls are flirting with us because its so strange for us to receive a commen

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like complimenting people XD. You seem like a pretty cool person :).

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A year? Where are you all getting all these compliments? Lol

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello. I am the Compliment Fairy, bestowing compliments on those in need of them. I've seen you around, and you're an awesome person.. And if that's you in your pfp, you look like a cool dude :).

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we're pretty much like that

    Jasper Cool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point I compliment men's shoes, nails, hair, and shirts as much as I do women's. Especially if the guy is wearing something bold.

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    #34

    I Was Immediately Unmatched. Shame, She Seemed Fun

    I Was Immediately Unmatched. Shame, She Seemed Fun

    ManBearPig2114 Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yellow seems to like shooting their own foot, huh?

    Eiram
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until you realized grey dodged a bullet too.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *you’re. Too concerned about grammar and not concerned enough about spelling. Probably doesn’t know much about either.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its naught startd yut. nd talkcity is their. House migh Graamar?

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *I'm having--- I would literally get this conversation printed on clothing and apparel, and wear those items often.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol being looked up by yellow! - You certainly did deliver!

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    #35

    Welp

    Welp

    SofiaCarrera Report

    royal_antelope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to become her friend right now

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bag him! I'll take him to the curb on garbage day!

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    Jasper Cool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people on dating sights who are in "open" relationships that their partner has no clue about.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your hand is out of his pocket now.

    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    So the gf was also on bumble as well, and she is mad at him? I gueß if you're dating and you happenstance to find each other on bumble, it's time for you both to swipe left.

    Concept-Peter Roosdorp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing she found it in his phone and added this text to his profile.

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    #36

    He Unmatched Me But It Was Worth It

    He Unmatched Me But It Was Worth It

    realityiscanceled Report

    Apollo Brackady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’M LACTOSE INTOLERANT GET THIS JOKE AWAY FROM ME HAHA

    ToasterBoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately sent this joke to my gf. I might be single now...

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is the wrong animal but are you a gelding?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also say "No Claws."

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    #37

    The Perfect Person Doesn't Exi--

    The Perfect Person Doesn't Exi--

    billnye113 Report

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how bout just.... if you waste time running 5Ks

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you can't merry - you can't marry me swipe left!

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't heard anyone ask you to marry into that.

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Straight on to marriage!? How about meet, date, dothathang for all I care, but just... start...? before ANY commitment??

    #38

    Ironic

    Ironic

    EmperorBinks Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a good date or travel agent then.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many travel agents send you to the country they live in??

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol @ the folks on these apps, wow. Just zero effort

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geesh, just give a travel tip or two, you lazy Sanjay.

    Liz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like honestly? Just give a suggestion. YS falls, Chukka tours, Ziplining, Scotchies, Appleton Estate tour, Rose Hall, visit Tuff Gong, have a meal at Golden Eye or Half Moon and check out the property, swim with dolphins, visit Blue Mountain coffee tour, visit Ras Natango’s, go to the hummingbird sanctuary…I could go on. Not hard to think of a few recommendations.

    Frannie Kaplan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Loads of people get on these apps to get free advice

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    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people end almost all their sentences with LOL. I don't know what to take seriously.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I take it you will soon be unemployed?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to pay me. Lol

    Eiram
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. He lost a big sales opportunity.

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    #39

    Got Unmatched

    Got Unmatched

    MirrorTasty777 Report

    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha this is amazing. I love the "I'll fill this out later" b******t too.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's freaking fantastic! I see they've finally censored büllshît, so sad 😔

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    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm stealing this ! 😂

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this mystery should go unsolved -bye!

    #40

    Tried Using A Fun Conversation Starter

    Tried Using A Fun Conversation Starter

    Bee444111 Report

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was like - ew he claims to have dated a child, but then I looked it up and Kate Winslet's daughter is now 21. I feel old.

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a 6 year old that will interrupt any conversation to let everyone know about a bug they found.

    Inclusion2020
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly that’s just rude, don’t brag about having sex with that girl. It’s her mom that’s the celebrity anyways.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do men really think they make themselves more attractive if they brag about who they've slept with?

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is kate winslet's daughter famous? cause i think he's using 'famous adjacent' trying to make it seem more interesting.

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's waiting so hard to brag about the women he's slept with. Major eewwww factor.

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alex is a self important idiot

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alex please go find a mind and maybe a dram of humor!

    #43

    Fruit Snacks?

    Fruit Snacks?

    ZHG_Trafton Report

    #44

    Didn't Expect This Response

    Didn't Expect This Response

    babysavage692108 Report

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one does high five and the other low five?

    Apollo Brackady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short person high fives, tall person low fives?

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    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah man.. us tall girls will never ever have that kind of problem.. unless it's the other way round, but finding a guy who's THAT much smaller than me could be a challenge. Danny de Vito is taken, isn't he?

    #45

    That Check Out

    That Check Out

    SortOk7549 Report

    #46

    How Have You Made It This Far?

    How Have You Made It This Far?

    S_pie Report

    S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a real feature on the app or just a tradition? What happens if two guys match with each other? What if you don't identify as male or female?

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure about the latter but with same sex dating either part can start the conversation. This is just to prevent straight guys from chatting up girls who are not up it - once you match the girl needs to send the first message to the guy, if he doesn't respond within 24 hrs the match is gone for good.

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    #47

    Cash App

    Cash App

    Zymply Report

    ToGo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is awful. Takes a real lowlife to just ask someone for money. Inflated ego and zero respect for others.

    royal_antelope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this really a person asking another person to randomly pay for their food?

    #48

    I'm Gonna Say He's Had A Rough Time On Here

    I'm Gonna Say He's Had A Rough Time On Here

    BackgroundAlbatross Report

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But wow @the unnecessary aggression

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🧐 Where's BP's censorship?

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems pretty spotty. Lately, I have been seeing "died" censored, yet this gets through. And in a recent post on tattoos, there are a couple pictures with what I would think the censors would flag as nudity, but they managed to see it was okay to post.

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    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the girl, she’s funny.

    #49

    Two Days Back On Bumble And I’ve Deleted This S**t Already

    Two Days Back On Bumble And I’ve Deleted This S**t Already

    s199320 Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a fine question.

    #50

    Netflix And Chill Is So Last Season. Taking It To A Whole ‘Nother Level

    Netflix And Chill Is So Last Season. Taking It To A Whole ‘Nother Level

    shpnwrkd Report

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon Prime and sexy time

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also imax is in public so might be legal complications.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woohoo? You a Sim? If so, I'll marry you off to one of my vampires, if you like. There's one named Loren Vatore who I think is pretty cool. Her hair is dyed pink and blue.

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    #51

    I Think She’s A Keeper

    I Think She’s A Keeper

    Treefrog0955 Report

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "B" can be an abbreviation for "boo" or "baby". So when they say the want to give them Oral B, the toothpaste brand, what they mean is that they want to give them oral, baby.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha!!!!! Damn, that's a good one

    #52

    I Appreciate These Much More Than Some Women May Think

    I Appreciate These Much More Than Some Women May Think

    BitBitBitBite Report

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice! I want this kind of vibes !! I'm used to get angry nasty texts when I tell a guy that it just doesn't click. But since they rage-unmatch me 3 seconds later, I can't even read their angry-texts most of the time 😂

    #53

    I Used To Ghost People, But Now I’m Taking The Much Better Approach When I’m Not Interested In Someone

    I Used To Ghost People, But Now I’m Taking The Much Better Approach When I’m Not Interested In Someone

    disney_princess Report

    Cyd Charisse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't more people be this mature and considerate?

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I used to ghost".. well, don't like that as a general approach to people one doesn't click with. But unfortunately a lot of guys don't take a nice "no" or "can we be friends" well and sometimes ghosting is just the better approach than taking abuse for not being interested and stating it

    #54

    I Wish I Was This Good At Conversations

    I Wish I Was This Good At Conversations

    Hippo_Operator Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, they might mean in person and be bad at messaging

    #55

    Think I Sealed My Own Fate Here

    Think I Sealed My Own Fate Here

    mall234 Report

    #56

    Not Sure I'm Going To Get A Response, To Be Honest

    Not Sure I'm Going To Get A Response, To Be Honest

    Selica132 Report

    #57

    He Knows What He Wants

    He Knows What He Wants

    MsSpicyO Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not an "interesting bumble conversation", it's a crappy meme that was old before "memes" even existed.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but I'm still puzzled about him drinking quite cold coffee, and being OK with his girlfriend having a d***, just not by her hanging it in his coffee (hence the cold coffee?).

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    #58

    So The “Say Hello!” Button Is Not Reliable Guys. Needless To Say, He Didn’t Reply

    So The “Say Hello!” Button Is Not Reliable Guys. Needless To Say, He Didn’t Reply

    Iridaeth Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, haven´t thought of Salad Fingers in a decade.

    Nicely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally just saying that to myself

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    kim morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I surprised the young folks at work by knowing who Salad Fingers was, and LOVING Salad Fingers. I won.

    boredkoala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You taste like sunshine dust!!

    #59

    Why???

    Why???

    titomaximi Report

    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahaha someone puts meth on their cereal.

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was confused by the screenshot - but now I'm giggeling

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all need a cheerleader like Gray person

    Das_Erbe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see the end of the sentance. I like this kind of madness :D .

    #60

    Hey

    Hey

    aloha_face Report

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The audacity of just typing a "." instead of an actual opening sentence

    Yaya83
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot count the times a man (nay, boy) that simply messaged an emoji as a conversation starter. Like. Cactus.

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    LuckyL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when someone just wrote "hey" - I just answered "hey".

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fair enough, and if you replied hey to my hey, I'd send you a more profound text - but to see if you are actually "there" a hey is perfect

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    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok let me explain this. The percentage of guys replying to our first message is small. Some guys don't see a girl's message within the 24 hrs they are given to reply or don't reply because they are testing their market value. So I don't feel like putting a lot of effort into a very witty first message any more, given the low probability of getting an answer. Plus, Hi is a perfectly fine way to get in touch, IMO.

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like messaging, “do you still have this?” on Facebook marketplace.

    royal_antelope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's wrong with "hello"?

    Philenzortia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I always say "Hello -guy name here- how are you?" and something else depending on their bio.

    #61

    Red Flags Out On Display

    Red Flags Out On Display

    ChadTheAssMan Report

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She might match well with the antivaxxer in the other post

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no and nope. I know I'm not much of a catch either but damn this is a hard no.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, definitely not Science Barbie

    L.A. Trefry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so freaking tired of moronic people embracing willful ignorance and thinking it makes them somehow admirable.

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly I LOVE those kind of profiles. Shows me straight away who to stay away from (in my case, guys who act as if not being vaccinated was an achievement and makes them superior

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    #62

    Saw This While Scrolling And It Gave Me A Bit Of An Existential Crisis

    Saw This While Scrolling And It Gave Me A Bit Of An Existential Crisis

    ballerinut Report

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's nothing else to say! It's perfect and true

    #63

    Drinking Is Really Important To Some People

    Drinking Is Really Important To Some People

    -lamppost- Report

    Inclusion2020
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grey person is so weird. There are tons of reasons why people might not drink. I don’t drink bc of autoimmune issues. And for the same reason, drinking makes me feel terrible for days.

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the reason shouldn't even matter, she doesn't want to, all good.

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    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't drink b/c it always makes me feel awful the next day and about 75% of the time I'll get a terrible headache. So yes, there are many reasons people don't drink besides not liking it (I do) and religion (I'm an atheist)

    ToGo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love splitting a bottle of wine or going for a few cocktails with a partner. It's okay to want to be with someone who drinks alcohol, just as it's okay for people to be tee total. Grey and Yellow are both kinda off here.

    #64

    This Happened Yesterday And Got Me Thinking: Do You Guys Not Usually Get Compliments?

    This Happened Yesterday And Got Me Thinking: Do You Guys Not Usually Get Compliments?

    Mistake_Bubbly Report

    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's suuuuuper rare, and very appreciated, as you can see from the above exchange.

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's sad that men don't get complimented (and, girls, maybe they would stop thinking we are hitting on them if we made complimenting them a more regular thing, wink wink) - I am dating a stunning, warm hearted, smart, passionate, considerate man and I can't stop telling him. I don't need to play hard to get, I will openly tell him how I feel about him. Even if we don't work out, he'll know he has that effect on someone.

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    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my female bestie told me when we first met nearly 6 years ago that i looked good with my hair short so i have kept it like that ever since they mean a lot to us because its very rare that we do get them

    François Bouzigues
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting compliments, like from random girls ? Mostly on my cologne. Overall, i would say 10 in a lifetime ( i am 40).

    ToasterBoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One genuine compliment from a stranger can keep me going for months at a time. They're rare.

    #65

    Most Definitely

    Most Definitely

    DillonSyp Report

    #66

    Told My Friend To Try Bumble For The First Time And She Sends Me This Later

    Told My Friend To Try Bumble For The First Time And She Sends Me This Later

    TittyBanging Report

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice way of going from a compliment to an insult in like 0.00000001 s

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    question though. AFAIK the yellow message is always "my" part and on the right hand side, the grey is my match and on the left hand side. Why is this inverted?

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, she clearly didn’t get the somewhat gross compliment. He’s not wrong to ask.

    #67

    He Then Proceeded To Unmatch Me. I’m Not Meant For The Streets

    He Then Proceeded To Unmatch Me. I’m Not Meant For The Streets

    Bornreckless803 Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    I don't get her response, coffee seems to be a drink? Meh.

    ToGo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was just letting him know in case he was planning night/bar date.

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    #68

    Found This Gem And Had To Share It

    Found This Gem And Had To Share It

    justneedahighfive Report

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh too much. Also, I feel confused why the sensitive bástards/bítches at BP censorship didn't censor whore (terrible grammar ik. I used the alt gr button so the swears didn't look like swears b/c accents)

    Jill Tremblay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your family must be so proud of you.

    #70

    Bumble Has Got To Chill On The Savagery

    Bumble Has Got To Chill On The Savagery

    JWGuacamoleLV2 Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "interesting bumble conversations", I see.

    #71

    The Stakes Were High

    The Stakes Were High

    Socialy-awkd-penguin Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #72

    Hey, I’m Looking For Syndey

    Hey, I’m Looking For Syndey

    MedievalFootfare Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to guess Sydney is the girl in this picture who thinks she is the least attractive girl in this picture.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or quite keen on meeting someone and there's someone for everyone in the pic?

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same, but it says there's 20 of them and I only count (generously) 18?

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "interesting bumble conversations"...

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to go for the cheerleader effect?

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's the one in back left facing the other direction.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d bet my dominant hand there’s more than one Sydney in this photo, along with a Kayleigh and a Kaitlyn.

    #73

    Cream Pies

    Cream Pies

    dryer_sock_thief Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me about it...oh poor Beekeeper..

    #74

    That’s What She Said

    That’s What She Said

    Doctorphotograph Report

    #75

    Chatting On Dating Apps Be Like

    Chatting On Dating Apps Be Like

    --_Hannibal_-- Report

    #77

    I'm Trying Guys, I'm Trying

    I'm Trying Guys, I'm Trying

    --_Hannibal_-- Report

    S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she isn't aware of knock knock jokes

    #78

    My Best Work!

    My Best Work!

    empathiccc Report

    BingeFest1
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness, what else is he supposed to say? It's a crappy opener and his response is better than just saying Michael or some s**t

    #79

    Orange You Glad You Didn't Reply!

    Orange You Glad You Didn't Reply!

    PooinWithTheDoorOpen Report

    Micah<3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I think that was an avocado...

    #80

    How Long Before He Unmatches

    How Long Before He Unmatches

    GEOKITCH Report

    greenbean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wonder why people take their time and effort to just be not nice to others.

    #81

    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

    Robsauced30 Report

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg Rosa, what is wrong with you 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've never used the app, why would you know this, it does seem odd!

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    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a middle-aged gay dude with a husband, career and a kid who has zero business with Bumble & about as far removed from it as one can be and even I know it’s about women initiating the conversation. How can those who actually use it not understand the basic idea behind it?

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    #82

    I Have To Watch My Vocabulary Now?!

    I Have To Watch My Vocabulary Now?!

    LiquidNitro89 Report

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It scares me that so many people seem to think that anyone who uses "fancy words" is trying to insult or be condescending. Not that there aren't people who do that, but in perfectly innocuous cases like this, it's weird. And really scary when an expert is just trying to share expertise but people have a knee-jerk perception that they're being condescending. There's such a distrust of intelligent-sounding people that a lot of people would rather follow plain-speaking leaders who don't know much about anything, except maybe how to manipulate. Hopefully they're not the majority and humanity doesn't follow those more trusted but ignorant plain-speakers right off a metaphorical cliff, but I'm not confident that will be the case. Sorry to get so serious on a silly post but it genuinely freaks me out.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, yeah, using the English language as intended, definitely a turnoff for too many men.

    JammaCoast2Coast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any potential feelings for that dude were definitely fleeting. Gross.

    L.A. Trefry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, joy -- a nurse who isn't smart! That's kind of scary.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    "I always have a fleeting thought" does sound a little off to my ear. "Fleeting" is fine, but I think "sometimes" or "often" sounds better than "always" and less like it's a continuous, mosquito-like desire buzzing around. But it doesn't sound so weird that I would start an argument with the person in yellow about it!

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but that was not his point - he didn't know what "fleeting" meant and instead of just asking he felt offended, as if she had been trying to talk down on him. I speak German and I always use quite an extended vocabulary but it would never occur to me that someone else could take it as an attempt to make them feel stupid

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    #83

    What It Says vs. What It Means

    What It Says vs. What It Means

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found I can only make matches on apps if I lower my standards!

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not necessarily. My filter includes a certain distance, extending this parameter is not necessarily lowering standards. But with me working full time, having two kids and no car I prefer meeting people within a certain radius, as I do not and cannot expect a dude to travel more than an hour to visit me

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how for out of your reach are your standards?

    #84

    After Too Many One Word Replies

    After Too Many One Word Replies

    actster Report

    #85

    From Personal Experience

    From Personal Experience

    Kuchimouf Report

    #86

    Man Of Your Dreams

    Man Of Your Dreams

    idkanymore060 Report

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I am? In a place where you feel tiring me already.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I feel like no one ever ever ever gets a straight answer from this guy

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    waiiit - isn't that from a commercial? This dude on a horse? What's the commercial about? Please enlighten me, this one will be eating at me all day long :-D

    #87

    Possibly The Greatest Compliment I’ve Ever Received

    Possibly The Greatest Compliment I’ve Ever Received

    Thedankfam Report

    #88

    Time To Mix Things Up

    Time To Mix Things Up

    VincentVega299 Report

    #89

    Out Here Teaching Women How To Use Bumble

    Out Here Teaching Women How To Use Bumble

    thugga511 Report

    #90

    Interesting Ice Breaker

    Interesting Ice Breaker

    carl2882 Report

    #91

    Oh I See

    Oh I See

    paranormal_shoes Report

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    #92

    His Bio Said, "Ask Me Why I Swiped Right On You And I'll Tell You A Secret"

    His Bio Said, "Ask Me Why I Swiped Right On You And I'll Tell You A Secret"

    YoureMySunshine- Report

    #93

    Gave Me A Chuckle

    Gave Me A Chuckle

    trojantooter Report

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know man, using a dead animal as a water fountain is pretty f*****g gross to me.

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TRUTH: It’s probably not even dead, but slowly dying.

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    SuePrew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a beer can in its mouth

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling that wasn't the first liquid he took in that day

    #94

    She's Right, But Did She Have To Call Me Out Like This?

    She's Right, But Did She Have To Call Me Out Like This?

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    #95

    Gee. Thanks For Rubbing It In

    Gee. Thanks For Rubbing It In

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What...this is like that hopeful moment you jump over a puddle of water only to step into a pile of dogshit..

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not exactly, because if you were told beforehand there was a pile of dogshit you would try to find another way around the puddle. Bumble is pretty much dragging you through the puddle to push your face into the dogshit with that notification

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    #96

    Hard To Please

    Hard To Please

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl sounds ideal, romantic starlight picnic is about as good as it gets

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's hard for me to be impressed" Well I'm not really into trying that hard, bud

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go out for drinks and then split the rest of the money haha :P

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rent out an amusement park for the day, that has a water park inside. Ride all your favorite rides till your hearts content, then enjoy the water park and float around the lazy river. Have lunch/dinner and drinks and conversation and go home exhausted from your day. With whatever goodnight ending you choose.

    #97

    The Most Wholesome Bio

    The Most Wholesome Bio

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    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unfortunately, most men who have a bio like this are still just looking for someone to take home with, it just sounds nicer when they pretend to be looking for friends. Not trying to be a Debbie Downer, but I've been on this app for a long, long time and that's what it's come down to so far. I've found better friends in the ones that clearly stated they are just looking for something casual

    #98

    I Should Have Stuck With "Hey"

    I Should Have Stuck With "Hey"

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just like that, it's over.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's face it, Kelvin isn't exactly super widely used is it

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice lad, that Kalvin. Not that very bright though, bless him.

    #99

    How To Get Unmatched In 2 Seconds — A Message I Received Before I Met My Current BF

    How To Get Unmatched In 2 Seconds — A Message I Received Before I Met My Current BF

    seasonsch4nge Report

    #100

    I'm 24m, I'm Getting Too Old For This. I Guess I Dodged A Bullet With Her Though

    I'm 24m, I'm Getting Too Old For This. I Guess I Dodged A Bullet With Her Though

    huronxbearcat Report

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, your significant other stops replying to you for about a day, so you decide "welp, he clearly hates me" and go on a dating app? WHERE'S THE ACTUAL COMMITMENT TO YOUR PREESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP?!?

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how serious / long her relationship was?

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    #101

    6’3?

    6’3?

    C18H19NOS Report

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, I get that men find it bothersome to keep being asked for their height.. and I am having a hard time with girls who are tiny but looking for a guy who is at least a foot taller.. I am almost 6 ft myself and when I ask a guy for his height it is just because I'd like our height to be at least within 1-2 inches of each other, and because most tall guys I've matched so far are not into tall girls.

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    #102

    Schrodinger’s Bio These Days

    Schrodinger’s Bio These Days

    Fluffy_Telephone4258 Report

    Emily Macaluso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they use 'you're' the whole time but after GED they write 'your' 10/10

    #103

    How Do Women Miss They’re Supposed To Start The Conversation?!?

    How Do Women Miss They’re Supposed To Start The Conversation?!?

    BadSantasBeard Report

    #104

    No Reply Was Received

    No Reply Was Received

    english-doyouspeakit Report

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably a language thing - not being a native English speaker - but this daddy stuff is so gross to me

    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No May, it's not a language thing, it's a gross thing.

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    #105

    400 Iq Play

    400 Iq Play

    lmaonine Report

    #106

    It Really Do Be Like That Sometimes

    It Really Do Be Like That Sometimes

    TheFearofGodandAnime Report

    #107

    Day 1 With Bumble Isn’t Going Very Well

    Day 1 With Bumble Isn’t Going Very Well

    Archergirl11 Report

    Jes M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why have a disturbed quote but not get the reference... I would think a guy was a winner if they did that.

    MelFunction
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He clearly ISN'T down with the sickness, then.

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she dodged a bullet here.. not getting a reference to his own post and being racist, just wow

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    #108

    I'm Back In Business, Boys

    I'm Back In Business, Boys

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    #109

    Dodged A Bullet. Phew!

    Dodged A Bullet. Phew!

    the_stargazer__ Report

    Jess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What bullet? Wanting someone just to talk to is perfectly fine.

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, maybe go to Reddit for that. It's not what dating apps are for

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    #110

    Bumble And Religion A Thing?

    Bumble And Religion A Thing?

    MrMetraGnome Report

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    #112

    She Seems Nice. Also Wants You To Message First

    She Seems Nice. Also Wants You To Message First

    Snoo77278 Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, you are going to be waiting such a long time...

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheesh, what is she even doing on bumble?

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus. She doesn't even have good legs.

    #113

    You Guys Are Getting Messages!?

    You Guys Are Getting Messages!?

    nikanjX Report

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had bumble, I'd say "Howdy!" lol

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a meme, not an "interesting bumble conversation", but I guess I made it this far without the BP authors forgetting what list they're currently composing, so I'll let it slip.

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have nothing better to do than complain in every comment?

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    #114

    She Sent Me A Survey So I Wouldn’t “Waste [her] Time”

    She Sent Me A Survey So I Wouldn’t “Waste [her] Time”

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    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because dating doesn't already feel like an interview half the time.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only 11 questions, but it feels like 100. And a lot of them feel like trick questions. It's exhausting.

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, but it does make sense. How often have you seen someone in a bar, considered them hot, started dating them only to find out after the butterflies had worn off that there were actually not enough similarities to have something real together? I work a lot and am raising my kids almost all by myself, so I'd like to know in advance if there are some major no-go's.. too many couples split up after months or years because they never checked if they are actually compatible when it comes to living together

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She forgot to ask for an SSN, mothers maiden name and bank account routing number.

    xXCloudy_PuffXx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was litterally an article similar to this not that long ago iirc, and everyone was behind it. I don't really see much of a problem here, it's just a get to know you sheet

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't like to travel [red flag emoji]" welp I guess we already know what she prefers (imagine there's a facepalm emoji here)

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have liked to see Page 3 of 4....

    #115

    He Moved Quickly

    He Moved Quickly

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    #116

    Oh My

    Oh My

    candislicer Report

    #117

    I Can't Do This Anymore

    I Can't Do This Anymore

    rach_el97 Report

    #118

    Ma’am, This Is Bumble

    Ma’am, This Is Bumble

    whitecollar23 Report

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, seen one, seen them all, I guess.. tbh I've heard more success stories from people that tried Tinder than any other app (success as in, found a BF/GF)

    #119

    Women Are Such Hypocrites

    Women Are Such Hypocrites

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    ima cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it means dont mess with her -_- im a guy and i can guess that

    S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this is sarcasm?

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think she means physical games