40 Times Bumble Conversations Took Such An Unexpected Turn, People Had To Share Them On This Online Group
Online dating is like navigating a minefield without a metal detector. Sure, it's possible to beat it. But the chances of you making it to the other side in one piece are slim.
To illustrate just how chaotic this journey can be, we at Bored Panda decided to take a deep dive into the subreddit r/Bumble.
As you probably can guess, its members share content that comes from the app of the same name. Good and bad. Some hit it off with a complete stranger in just a few messages while others click 'Unmatch' even faster.
Continue scrolling to check out some of the most surprising posts we found on the subreddit!
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Smooth
My wife's first name is the same as my sister's. Some awkward moments when my parents announced to their friends that "Mark and Anna" just had their first baby. They probably should have reminded their friend's of my wife's name.
Google? No, Bing
People almost forget about every other search engine out there. Google is search, and search is Google. People now say 'Google it'
A dating app’s success arguably hinges more on its cultural presence than its underlying technology, and nothing took over the culture like Tinder, however, your own personal background, like your gender, also greatly colors your online dating experience. So, if you're a woman, Bumble may be the superior option for you.
I mean, there will always be guys who message them using some kind of sexually explicit language that they think is hilarious and will 100% get them laid, but the clear difference between Bumble and the before-mentioned Tinder is that women must send the first message within 24 hours of matching. This is to minimize those creepy messages from dudes and allow the ladies to come up with fun pickup lines.
Funniest Thing I Read Today
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/70IsmXDHG4oKmN76O0qcOB?si=2ac49327c0d84a60
A Legend Was Born
I mean I'm laughing because I'm imagining all sorts of things but somebody please explain!
Swing your junk quickly in a circular motion so that it resembles the spinning blades of a helicopter. Hope that paints a clear picture for you.
Load More Replies...I mean, I believe that it is or it can be. What is NOT hard is cleaning up after yourself.
Load More Replies...Yup, if I wake up with boobs tomorrow, first thing, gonna find me some tassels!
And then you will learn that breasts are, shall we say, sensitive. And nipples even moreso.
Load More Replies...I would go into the garden first thing and see how much of my name I could write on the wall
That’s How Ya Do It Folks
When people tell me they like my name… “thanks. My parents gave it to me.”
For our earlier publication on awesome Tinder profiles, dating coach Hayley Quinn said that being unique is highly important in the world of online dating.
"With so much choice it's too easy for people to become banner blind and not realize what an amazing option you are," she said. "In terms of quick fixes make sure your profile is a cliche free zone ('looking for my partner in crime...') and that you always state things specifically rather than generally."
"For example, saying, 'I like to travel,' is nowhere near as attention-grabbing as, 'already googling my first post lockdown trip to Thailand. (Sidenote: do you like Thai food?)' Finally, ensure you write your profiles in a way that's conversational and informal: a fun hack to help you with this is to dictate your profile first, to get more of your personality into it."
I Have Never Used A Dating App Nor Have I Ever Dated Anyone. Am I Doing This Right
Had A Good Date And Got This Lovely Message From Him After - Two Months Later He Still Sends Messages Like This After Dates
This sounds so sweet - hope it worked out!! (and also, it's great to read nice exchanges in between the rest)
I'd go with: I had such a good time I have averted my plans to send you to meet our dark prince for the foreseeable future.
so i didnt read the message before hail satan and just saw "hail satan" and lost it
Guess I’m Not Spontaneous Enough Lol
I like my dates to be up for anything. I have a house to paint and deck to be built.
Load More Replies...Prolly worked on the 5th guy. Glad I was the 6th cause I might me dumb enough, too
im thats a big step to ask someone you dont know that well to drive u somewhere
Of course, nobody is safe here from running into a weirdo, but that shouldn't discourage you from swiping.
With so many dating websites and apps out there, it has become normal to use them for meeting someone new—there are about 40 million Americans who do so. And even though eHarmony claims that 27% of young adults are using online dating sites (which is up 10% from 2013), new findings suggest it's neither better nor worse than getting to know a person in real life. At least in terms of success rate.
One study, published in the journal Psychological Science, claims it's actually impossible to figure out whether or not people who have the same values and character traits will fall in love. "Attraction for a particular person may be difficult or impossible to predict before two people have actually met," Samantha Joel, a University of Utah psychology professor and lead author, said in a press release.
"A relationship is more than the sum of its parts. There is a shared experience that happens when you meet someone that can’t be predicted beforehand," Joel said
So who cares if it happens on Bumble or Tinder?
This Is The Nicest Thing Anyone’s Ever Said To Me
Dear BP- please use a different color highlight for the texts! The yellow/white text is so hard to read
I understand the struggle, but it's not BP's fault. Those are screenshots from the app that is designed like that, with yellow background for the white text
Load More Replies...Think I Scared Her Off?
only defeated by "Haha thanks! so listen I have this cool white van with "candy" written on the side..."
Sounds like he'll be the last boyfriend you'll ever have...and I don't mean marriage
Fastest Relationship To Date
When the comeback is equally funny (or not, hence the equally) and they go: ow help!
This Belongs Here Too
Brandon - but get a new line - I ain't that ill!
Load More Replies...Oh I used to get so many similar comments and they always pissed me off. Never found the words to reasonably explain why. Like what do you mean, just because I'm a girl I have to be in a relationship? I need a boyfriend or husband because I look good? A single gal can't go out for a dinner or a few drinks on her own? It's not the 40ies, women get to choose wether they want a relationship or not. We are not dependent on a man in order to be happy or have a good life. FFS!
I started saying "well it all goes back to this chain letter I got in 1998. It said I needed to fwd it to 10 people or I would be alone forever. Sadly I only had email addresses for 5 of my 7th grade friends.... fast forward 24 years and here we are Chad. What's your excuse?"
Load More Replies...I’m Just Being Honest
I think you misunderstood.. when I ask someone what his biggest red flags are then I am asking for what kind of behaviour (on my or any date's side) would raise red flags for THEM.
Load More Replies...At least the Blackhawks used a relatively tasteful and accurate image, unlike the Cleveland Indians.
Load More Replies...May Have Saved A Life Today
my neighbors dog died by eating sugar free gum because of the chemical to make it sweet :( i hoppe grey's dog was okay
just gonna drop the name of that chemical as it may be helpful to some in the future: Xylitol. If your dog eats anything sweetened with that take them to the vet
Load More Replies...2020 Date Ideas Are Getting Out Of Hand
First! Actually Juliet killed herself with a knife or dagger, not a sword. I know. Pedantic. What can I say?
Is the phrase "Shakespeare n*zi" even a thing? Nope...ur right everyone knows it's a dagger...that or they slept through half of English during one year of high school.
Load More Replies...Of all the ones I've read so far, this is the only one that made me laugh out loud. LOL!
She Still Hasn’t Responded
Haha, absolutely love it. This kind of "anti-humour" is my kind of humour :D
Oh man, me too. I haven't even watched that show in about 20 years.
Load More Replies...I Think I’ve Peaked
Yeah, the N64 comment was the winning one, for sure hahaha! But I never had to blow my N64 cartridges, only the ones from the original NES
That is as bad as can you google my twitter until I yahoo all over your Facebook
Hope For The Best, Plan For The Worst
Omfg, I love that I'm not the only person who loves murder shows!!!!!
Yeah, whenever I buy anything off of Craigslist I send a friend the details and make them promise to get me justice.
Only in America do you got on a date with the fear of being murdered, so much that you got to joke about it
i would give details of who i was with and where, then give a time i would text a code word that said i was home safe. my friend upped it and would share her location with me till she was home safe. sad, but gotta be safe!
He Unmatched
I always try to prioritize media where I can use my keyboard. I'm a lazy potato.
Load More Replies...That's a typical scammer ploy: move off the dating site and onto snap or KIK or whatsapp
Bumble Community, I Need Your Help!
I'm not sure how this conversation went from 0 to 100 with both people still on the ride.
Same, I've seen less than that appear in a 'creepy men' post.
Load More Replies...I've tried using reddit a couple of times and found it a nightmare to find anything of interest. It looks like a total mess where you don't know where to go. Anyone else felt the same?
I Don't Think I'm Being Unreasonable Here, What Do You Guys Think?
Pretty sure this lovely person on the left will cry for equality as soon as it benefits them. I f*cking hate bigotry.
Probably put it there for the screenshot, then agreed to the terms in the hope of getting somewhere.
Load More Replies...Cool cool but are women being paid equally yet? Are we given the same opportunities as men? Are we still required to spend way more time/money in getting ready for a date (this one is changing to a degree)? Are we putting ourselves in the same level of risk meeting someone of the opposite gender alone? I don’t think the girl on the left was right in asking this guy to pay for her ride but I don’t think he is right in claiming equality as a reason to pay 50/50 either.
Thoughtful Exit, Can’t Even Be Mad
In times of doubt, it is perhaps better to use "they". The e n t i t i e s will be upset, and you don't want to upset the entities.
Load More Replies...It Is Nice When They Come Straight Out And Tell Out And Tell You They Are Crazy In The Opening Message
And I have a severe allergy towards antivaxxers. Can't be in the same room with them or I'll get mad.
You're better of than me. I'm probalby on the other side of the planet from this person and I'm already mad
Load More Replies...Maybe I'm terrible, but I would lie and say I'm unvaccinated, go out and let them buy dinner, then let them know afterwards that I'm vaccinated and it only cost them ~$30 to find out that their made-up medical condition does not in fact exist.
I would bet money that if someone did this, they would either attribute any symptom they experience at any time afterward (fatigue? headache? diarrhea?) to this "allergy" or even start to feel vaguely ill as a result of being told this, possibly unable to describe their symptoms other than feeling "lightheaded" or "off" somehow and blame the "allergy." Either way, they will not find out their condition doesn't exist; it will reinforce their odd belief and they will blame you. I am more familiar with this type than I would like to be.
Load More Replies...I've heard of this weird belief. Obviously they have no grasp of science, but I'm genuinely curious to hear how they think vaccinated people are causing an allergic reaction. Are they swallowing some part of the vaccinated person?
There is a belief among some anti-vaxxers that vaccinated people have received part of the virus in the vaccine (true of some vaccines, but none of the COVID vaccines contain live virus) and will "shed" it and others can pick it up. So maybe it's related to that. I mean, it's likely not a lot of reasoning went into this in any case.
Load More Replies...She is lying,if she really was allergic she would be severely allergic by now. And would need to go to a hospital, in which she would be exposed to... You guessed it, and become even more allergic, which would lead to... Going to ICU where she would....Aaah, such a fun game this. Unless she is solely surrounded by unvaccinated creatures to begin with... Which is equally disturbing. 😂
What you do with someone like this is pay a super, super hot guy to match with her and show a lot of interest. Then see if she pulls that s**t. And if she does, he sees how far he can push her after he says he's vaccinated.
"Too Much?"
Nooooo! Like tomato? I thought only tomato is in disguise...
Load More Replies...i have a freind whos parents are fro the middle eastern and is a vegetable. we call him rc-xd. we always have a good laugh after he calls me a goombah
It Did Make Me Laugh. So Shout Out To Kena
I love it! Adds to the generic, dime-a-dozen kind of guy vibe. Esp loved the "six pack"!
Load More Replies...I'm usually not gay but this guy has got something about him that attracts me.
Because every guy in the suburbs or rural America includes a picture of themselves in their profile with a dead fish.
Load More Replies...Maybe This One Was A Little Too Much
I would ask one question before the shitty date - How must we dress?
Load More Replies...I'm 5'4" Dude And I Put That In My Profile. Short Dudes You Still Got A Chance
the thing is - as an 5'11'' woman I have so many guys telling me "they are the same height".. they are not, quite obviously. If I have to look down to look straight into their eyes when we're both barefoot and they are not coneheaded then they're obviously smaller. Just be honest about it - I don't mind dating smaller guys, but I don't wanna be lied to
Well All I Can Say Is I Tried My Best
You end up just asking a million questions try to kick a conversation going but it leads exactly nowhere. And if you try to cut it short and say good bye they get confused or offended. Like ok, you want to make zero effort and I should just keep wasting my time and energy for what?
Online dating can be so hard! You have to wade through so much dreck.
Yea, you know what one word answers likely mean? Grey guy has other chat windows open that they are hopping through....
Yeesh, reminds me of my days trying to have a conversation on dating apps.
The Best Irony Is That He Is Thirty
lol! I would have said "Well, you're no Leonardo DiCaprio yourself, honey"
Load More Replies...Sweetheart, why would you want to do anything with a guy who won't date anyone over 30?
This Isn’t Even A Roast She Straight Up Assaulted Me
That's not a roast, that's an analysis. A roast is supposed to be funny, but she just tore him down :-/
I've never managed to get my head around roasts, how is insulting someone ever funny and not just cruel?
Load More Replies...Whoops
I’m Sure That’s What He Meant
You can see in their eyes how they look to their carer... must be a nice person
I noticed that too, especially the black and white one. I think in the future if I were ever to online date, the first thing I’d ask for is the person to send a picture of their pet. The way the pet looks at their owner can say a lot
Load More Replies...I spend way too much time looking at cat pics/memes on the internet. I completely missed that he might have meant something else by "other kitty". Because this is what I would have meant by it.
Load More Replies...All you other commenters, you know he was referring to her vagina right?
Uh - female anatomy 101, it's a vulva. Vagina is the canal, not the external genitalia.
Load More Replies...May You Have Much Fortune In The Future
Showing teeth is more likely a threat than a smile, in any mammal including monkeys.
Load More Replies...Actually in macaques and other primates a "smile" is usually a fear gesture done to appease the other. So that macaque was just afraid of the person.
Yeah, that's my understanding too, especially if the teeth are close together (with aggression being more likely when they're far apart). I think it's theorized that this behavior in our common ancestors was the root of human smiling. It kind of makes sense - showing teeth to show submission and lack of threat gradually turning into the more positive smile modern humans greet each other with.
Load More Replies...Yes we like compliments we dont get a lot of them. I thinks that why we always think girls are flirting with us because its so strange for us to receive a commen
I like complimenting people XD. You seem like a pretty cool person :).
Load More Replies...Hello. I am the Compliment Fairy, bestowing compliments on those in need of them. I've seen you around, and you're an awesome person.. And if that's you in your pfp, you look like a cool dude :).
Load More Replies...At this point I compliment men's shoes, nails, hair, and shirts as much as I do women's. Especially if the guy is wearing something bold.
I Was Immediately Unmatched. Shame, She Seemed Fun
*you’re. Too concerned about grammar and not concerned enough about spelling. Probably doesn’t know much about either.
Welp
Bag him! I'll take him to the curb on garbage day!
Load More Replies...So many people on dating sights who are in "open" relationships that their partner has no clue about.
I'm guessing she found it in his phone and added this text to his profile.
Load More Replies...He Unmatched Me But It Was Worth It
The Perfect Person Doesn't Exi--
Ironic
How many travel agents send you to the country they live in??
Load More Replies...Like honestly? Just give a suggestion. YS falls, Chukka tours, Ziplining, Scotchies, Appleton Estate tour, Rose Hall, visit Tuff Gong, have a meal at Golden Eye or Half Moon and check out the property, swim with dolphins, visit Blue Mountain coffee tour, visit Ras Natango’s, go to the hummingbird sanctuary…I could go on. Not hard to think of a few recommendations.
Nope. Loads of people get on these apps to get free advice
Load More Replies...I hate when people end almost all their sentences with LOL. I don't know what to take seriously.
Got Unmatched
Hahahahaha this is amazing. I love the "I'll fill this out later" b******t too.
It's freaking fantastic! I see they've finally censored büllshît, so sad 😔
Load More Replies...Tried Using A Fun Conversation Starter
Honestly that’s just rude, don’t brag about having sex with that girl. It’s her mom that’s the celebrity anyways.
Do men really think they make themselves more attractive if they brag about who they've slept with?
is kate winslet's daughter famous? cause i think he's using 'famous adjacent' trying to make it seem more interesting.
He's waiting so hard to brag about the women he's slept with. Major eewwww factor.
Melted My Heart
I Definitely Wasn't Expecting That
Fruit Snacks?
Didn't Expect This Response
Short person high fives, tall person low fives?
Load More Replies...That Check Out
How Have You Made It This Far?
Is this a real feature on the app or just a tradition? What happens if two guys match with each other? What if you don't identify as male or female?
not sure about the latter but with same sex dating either part can start the conversation. This is just to prevent straight guys from chatting up girls who are not up it - once you match the girl needs to send the first message to the guy, if he doesn't respond within 24 hrs the match is gone for good.
Load More Replies...Cash App
is this really a person asking another person to randomly pay for their food?
I'm Gonna Say He's Had A Rough Time On Here
It seems pretty spotty. Lately, I have been seeing "died" censored, yet this gets through. And in a recent post on tattoos, there are a couple pictures with what I would think the censors would flag as nudity, but they managed to see it was okay to post.
Load More Replies...Two Days Back On Bumble And I’ve Deleted This S**t Already
Netflix And Chill Is So Last Season. Taking It To A Whole ‘Nother Level
Woohoo? You a Sim? If so, I'll marry you off to one of my vampires, if you like. There's one named Loren Vatore who I think is pretty cool. Her hair is dyed pink and blue.
Load More Replies...I Think She’s A Keeper
"B" can be an abbreviation for "boo" or "baby". So when they say the want to give them Oral B, the toothpaste brand, what they mean is that they want to give them oral, baby.
Load More Replies...I Appreciate These Much More Than Some Women May Think
I Used To Ghost People, But Now I’m Taking The Much Better Approach When I’m Not Interested In Someone
"I used to ghost".. well, don't like that as a general approach to people one doesn't click with. But unfortunately a lot of guys don't take a nice "no" or "can we be friends" well and sometimes ghosting is just the better approach than taking abuse for not being interested and stating it
I Wish I Was This Good At Conversations
Think I Sealed My Own Fate Here
Not Sure I'm Going To Get A Response, To Be Honest
He Knows What He Wants
That's not an "interesting bumble conversation", it's a crappy meme that was old before "memes" even existed.
True, but I'm still puzzled about him drinking quite cold coffee, and being OK with his girlfriend having a d***, just not by her hanging it in his coffee (hence the cold coffee?).
Load More Replies...So The “Say Hello!” Button Is Not Reliable Guys. Needless To Say, He Didn’t Reply
I surprised the young folks at work by knowing who Salad Fingers was, and LOVING Salad Fingers. I won.
Why???
was confused by the screenshot - but now I'm giggeling
Load More Replies...Hey
The audacity of just typing a "." instead of an actual opening sentence
I cannot count the times a man (nay, boy) that simply messaged an emoji as a conversation starter. Like. Cactus.
Load More Replies...fair enough, and if you replied hey to my hey, I'd send you a more profound text - but to see if you are actually "there" a hey is perfect
Load More Replies...ok let me explain this. The percentage of guys replying to our first message is small. Some guys don't see a girl's message within the 24 hrs they are given to reply or don't reply because they are testing their market value. So I don't feel like putting a lot of effort into a very witty first message any more, given the low probability of getting an answer. Plus, Hi is a perfectly fine way to get in touch, IMO.
This is like messaging, “do you still have this?” on Facebook marketplace.
I always say "Hello -guy name here- how are you?" and something else depending on their bio.
Red Flags Out On Display
No, no and nope. I know I'm not much of a catch either but damn this is a hard no.
I am so freaking tired of moronic people embracing willful ignorance and thinking it makes them somehow admirable.
Saw This While Scrolling And It Gave Me A Bit Of An Existential Crisis
Drinking Is Really Important To Some People
The grey person is so weird. There are tons of reasons why people might not drink. I don’t drink bc of autoimmune issues. And for the same reason, drinking makes me feel terrible for days.
the reason shouldn't even matter, she doesn't want to, all good.
Load More Replies...This Happened Yesterday And Got Me Thinking: Do You Guys Not Usually Get Compliments?
It's suuuuuper rare, and very appreciated, as you can see from the above exchange.
it's sad that men don't get complimented (and, girls, maybe they would stop thinking we are hitting on them if we made complimenting them a more regular thing, wink wink) - I am dating a stunning, warm hearted, smart, passionate, considerate man and I can't stop telling him. I don't need to play hard to get, I will openly tell him how I feel about him. Even if we don't work out, he'll know he has that effect on someone.
Load More Replies...my female bestie told me when we first met nearly 6 years ago that i looked good with my hair short so i have kept it like that ever since they mean a lot to us because its very rare that we do get them
Getting compliments, like from random girls ? Mostly on my cologne. Overall, i would say 10 in a lifetime ( i am 40).
One genuine compliment from a stranger can keep me going for months at a time. They're rare.
Most Definitely
Told My Friend To Try Bumble For The First Time And She Sends Me This Later
Nice way of going from a compliment to an insult in like 0.00000001 s
I mean, she clearly didn’t get the somewhat gross compliment. He’s not wrong to ask.
He Then Proceeded To Unmatch Me. I’m Not Meant For The Streets
She was just letting him know in case he was planning night/bar date.
Load More Replies...Found This Gem And Had To Share It
This made me laugh too much. Also, I feel confused why the sensitive bástards/bítches at BP censorship didn't censor whore (terrible grammar ik. I used the alt gr button so the swears didn't look like swears b/c accents)
Lol Tea
Bumble Has Got To Chill On The Savagery
The Stakes Were High
Hey, I’m Looking For Syndey
I'm going to guess Sydney is the girl in this picture who thinks she is the least attractive girl in this picture.
Or quite keen on meeting someone and there's someone for everyone in the pic?
Load More Replies...I thought the same, but it says there's 20 of them and I only count (generously) 18?
Load More Replies...I’d bet my dominant hand there’s more than one Sydney in this photo, along with a Kayleigh and a Kaitlyn.
That’s What She Said
Chatting On Dating Apps Be Like
A Hershey's Chocolate Bar
I'm Trying Guys, I'm Trying
My Best Work!
In all fairness, what else is he supposed to say? It's a crappy opener and his response is better than just saying Michael or some s**t
Orange You Glad You Didn't Reply!
How Long Before He Unmatches
I Have No Words
If you've never used the app, why would you know this, it does seem odd!
Load More Replies...I’m a middle-aged gay dude with a husband, career and a kid who has zero business with Bumble & about as far removed from it as one can be and even I know it’s about women initiating the conversation. How can those who actually use it not understand the basic idea behind it?
I Have To Watch My Vocabulary Now?!
It scares me that so many people seem to think that anyone who uses "fancy words" is trying to insult or be condescending. Not that there aren't people who do that, but in perfectly innocuous cases like this, it's weird. And really scary when an expert is just trying to share expertise but people have a knee-jerk perception that they're being condescending. There's such a distrust of intelligent-sounding people that a lot of people would rather follow plain-speaking leaders who don't know much about anything, except maybe how to manipulate. Hopefully they're not the majority and humanity doesn't follow those more trusted but ignorant plain-speakers right off a metaphorical cliff, but I'm not confident that will be the case. Sorry to get so serious on a silly post but it genuinely freaks me out.
Any potential feelings for that dude were definitely fleeting. Gross.
but that was not his point - he didn't know what "fleeting" meant and instead of just asking he felt offended, as if she had been trying to talk down on him. I speak German and I always use quite an extended vocabulary but it would never occur to me that someone else could take it as an attempt to make them feel stupid
Load More Replies...What It Says vs. What It Means
not necessarily. My filter includes a certain distance, extending this parameter is not necessarily lowering standards. But with me working full time, having two kids and no car I prefer meeting people within a certain radius, as I do not and cannot expect a dude to travel more than an hour to visit me
After Too Many One Word Replies
From Personal Experience
Man Of Your Dreams
Why do I feel like no one ever ever ever gets a straight answer from this guy
Possibly The Greatest Compliment I’ve Ever Received
Out Here Teaching Women How To Use Bumble
Interesting Ice Breaker
Oh I See
His Bio Said, "Ask Me Why I Swiped Right On You And I'll Tell You A Secret"
Gave Me A Chuckle
I don't know man, using a dead animal as a water fountain is pretty f*****g gross to me.
TRUTH: It’s probably not even dead, but slowly dying.
Load More Replies...I have a feeling that wasn't the first liquid he took in that day
She's Right, But Did She Have To Call Me Out Like This?
Gee. Thanks For Rubbing It In
What...this is like that hopeful moment you jump over a puddle of water only to step into a pile of dogshit..
not exactly, because if you were told beforehand there was a pile of dogshit you would try to find another way around the puddle. Bumble is pretty much dragging you through the puddle to push your face into the dogshit with that notification
Load More Replies...Hard To Please
Girl sounds ideal, romantic starlight picnic is about as good as it gets
"It's hard for me to be impressed" Well I'm not really into trying that hard, bud
Rent out an amusement park for the day, that has a water park inside. Ride all your favorite rides till your hearts content, then enjoy the water park and float around the lazy river. Have lunch/dinner and drinks and conversation and go home exhausted from your day. With whatever goodnight ending you choose.
The Most Wholesome Bio
unfortunately, most men who have a bio like this are still just looking for someone to take home with, it just sounds nicer when they pretend to be looking for friends. Not trying to be a Debbie Downer, but I've been on this app for a long, long time and that's what it's come down to so far. I've found better friends in the ones that clearly stated they are just looking for something casual
I Should Have Stuck With "Hey"
How To Get Unmatched In 2 Seconds — A Message I Received Before I Met My Current BF
I'm 24m, I'm Getting Too Old For This. I Guess I Dodged A Bullet With Her Though
So, your significant other stops replying to you for about a day, so you decide "welp, he clearly hates me" and go on a dating app? WHERE'S THE ACTUAL COMMITMENT TO YOUR PREESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP?!?
Depends how serious / long her relationship was?
Load More Replies...6’3?
well, I get that men find it bothersome to keep being asked for their height.. and I am having a hard time with girls who are tiny but looking for a guy who is at least a foot taller.. I am almost 6 ft myself and when I ask a guy for his height it is just because I'd like our height to be at least within 1-2 inches of each other, and because most tall guys I've matched so far are not into tall girls.
Schrodinger’s Bio These Days
I love that they use 'you're' the whole time but after GED they write 'your' 10/10
How Do Women Miss They’re Supposed To Start The Conversation?!?
No Reply Was Received
It's probably a language thing - not being a native English speaker - but this daddy stuff is so gross to me
No May, it's not a language thing, it's a gross thing.
Load More Replies...400 Iq Play
Day 1 With Bumble Isn’t Going Very Well
she dodged a bullet here.. not getting a reference to his own post and being racist, just wow
Load More Replies...I'm Back In Business, Boys
Dodged A Bullet. Phew!
Yeah, maybe go to Reddit for that. It's not what dating apps are for
Load More Replies...Bumble And Religion A Thing?
Now What
She Seems Nice. Also Wants You To Message First
You Guys Are Getting Messages!?
That's a meme, not an "interesting bumble conversation", but I guess I made it this far without the BP authors forgetting what list they're currently composing, so I'll let it slip.
Do you have nothing better to do than complain in every comment?
Load More Replies...She Sent Me A Survey So I Wouldn’t “Waste [her] Time”
It's only 11 questions, but it feels like 100. And a lot of them feel like trick questions. It's exhausting.
well, but it does make sense. How often have you seen someone in a bar, considered them hot, started dating them only to find out after the butterflies had worn off that there were actually not enough similarities to have something real together? I work a lot and am raising my kids almost all by myself, so I'd like to know in advance if there are some major no-go's.. too many couples split up after months or years because they never checked if they are actually compatible when it comes to living together
She forgot to ask for an SSN, mothers maiden name and bank account routing number.
There was litterally an article similar to this not that long ago iirc, and everyone was behind it. I don't really see much of a problem here, it's just a get to know you sheet
"I don't like to travel [red flag emoji]" welp I guess we already know what she prefers (imagine there's a facepalm emoji here)
He Moved Quickly
Oh My
Ma’am, This Is Bumble
Women Are Such Hypocrites
I met my bf on Bumble 2 years ago. Before him, I matched them was ghosted only to rematch with a guy named Chad. I went on 1/2 a date with him… it ended early- his name fits him. (The ghosting should have been a clue). Fast forward to now and I find out Chad now works for the company I just started at. Thankfully in a different department.
Are there any apps for smart funny people who aren't perverts? Asking for a friend.
Here's one for your next collection... Someone has had a horrible Bumble experience apparently 😂 https://photos.app.goo.gl/iteXrzrrixv69twg8
I met my bf on Bumble 2 years ago. Before him, I matched them was ghosted only to rematch with a guy named Chad. I went on 1/2 a date with him… it ended early- his name fits him. (The ghosting should have been a clue). Fast forward to now and I find out Chad now works for the company I just started at. Thankfully in a different department.
Are there any apps for smart funny people who aren't perverts? Asking for a friend.
Here's one for your next collection... Someone has had a horrible Bumble experience apparently 😂 https://photos.app.goo.gl/iteXrzrrixv69twg8
