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It's always exciting to discover a new artist and their attention-worthy content. It's even more enjoyable when we can share their work with you. Here's another hilarious comic series making its debut on Bored Panda.

Let us introduce you to Simon Johnson and his comic series, 'Simon Said Comics.' We're certain many of you will love it, especially if you're a fan of dark humor and surprising endings. Besides creating his chuckle-worthy webcomics, this artist from England, UK also works as a graphic designer.

Scroll down to learn more about Simon and to dive into the selection of his best strips we've curated for you.

More info: simonsaidcomics.com | Instagram | twitter.com | imgur.com | reddit.com

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still tired
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, maybe she's single?

two-sided llama
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Mary and the devil just broke up after Mary didn't cheat on him.

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Ryan Mercer
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it the backwards right hand? It's the backwards right hand, isn't it?

Missy VanWinkle
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid it was Mary Worth.

Abel
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thyphoid? Or a barman?

Bored Panda got in touch with the author of ‘Simon Said Comics’ to find out more about him and his series. Asked how comic art came into his life, Johnson said: “I used to collect the Beano and Dandy comics as a child and later moved onto The Simpsons and Futurama comics in my early teens. I always wanted to make my own comics and took great inspiration from these comics.”

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    Colt Winkler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly what life says to me

    kozmikWZRD
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    2 years ago

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    Oh yeah? I bet your only upvote is yourself.

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    two-sided llama
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must be very hard to do the coin behind the ear trick

    Vivian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually no bc u put the coin between ur fingers so they cant see it

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the dragon gets tired of the wizard's tricks, send in Bruce Campbell.

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    We also wanted to know if art has always been present in Simon’s life. He shared with us: “Art has always been present in my life, if I wasn't outside playing sports I was inside drawing or painting my own stories and creating comic books to give to friends on the school playground.”

    The artist continued: “I started making comics after finishing university where I studied animation. I always wanted to make cartoons but the amount of time it took to animate meant I couldn't make all the stories I wanted to make, so I switched to comics so I could share my ideas and make people laugh faster. A lot of my ideas come from interactions with friends and family, I love socializing with my friends and playing sports almost every day. I'd like to think that makes me fun in real life too!”

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet you they somehow make it so your pillows don't fall off the edge.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is thus funny because it's true or funny because it's not true?

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    Lexekon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo, you aren't allowed to wear blue jeans with a denim jacket? What do most people wear with a denim jacket, then?

    Daria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear the jeans in a different shade to that of the jacket or preferably in black denim (if the jacket is blue). Also, denim jacket looks great with chinos.

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    Juliette Deroulede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am currently wearing double denim 🤪 at least it's dif colors...

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this another version of the pineapple on pizza debate or toilet paper in front/behind?

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip o' the iceberg. We get worse.

    Ernst Blofeld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr Zarkoff had a great line in Flesh Gordon when he leaves the space ship for the first time on Mongo and sniffs, "Good.. there's oxygen here"

    Drippy Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but.. I always wear double denim..

    daniel nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you'll always be part of the reason aliens will never see us as intelligent life.

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    We were interested in where Johnson’s inspirations usually come from. We found out that: “I like to watch animated TV shows and create comics using the inspiration I get from them and from real-life interactions. I always thought it would be great to see what my friends looked like drawn in my cartoons, so I put it into action. I create my comics whenever I feel inspired. Sometimes I make 5 comics in a week or two or three a month, I try not to force that creative feeling.”

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    Ruby White
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be nice to bus drivers. they have to deal with PEOPLE

    Book Nerd (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say thank you after a bus ride, and %100 agree with what you’re saying

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    Elizabeth Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you aren't getting any thanks at your job that is a your job problem, unless you are literally your own boss and have zero clientele. If it is a fair exchange (money for travel), both parties have something to be thankful for

    N.O. D.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty high standard - How many truly fair exchanges do you know?

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    Whoopdeedoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time when I was in third grade a bus driver just quit because she got fed up with us. The poor lady had to come back when the new bus driver was out sick once as a substitute, and the bus was never so quiet.

    Ernst Blofeld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apples and oranges Does it hurt to be nice to the people you meet? and why is the hateful one have to be black?

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    imgonaarickrollyousohard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was today years old when I learned what FFS stands for

    Ernst Blofeld
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a little more funny and a lot less profanity please

    We were also curious which popular comic series created by other artists are Simon’s favorite. He said: “Heck If I Know It comics by Charlie Higson is one of my favorite webcomics, or The Other End comics are great too. I love their art style and humor.”

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    still tired
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noo! Doughn't fight! It's a waste of bread!

    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bet is in the one wearing the oldest bread.

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They use each others bread, whoever wins, loses, as bread should not be hard enough to joust with.

    lonely miso
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sneaks on as referee and begins eating the bread*

    Call my whatever.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this in a French accent.........

    Richard Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an accurate depiction of a jousting tournament in Medieval France

    wayne whitson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is The Winner "The Masterbaker"??

    Pyla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but they are on the same side of the rail, in jousting the horses should safely pass each other, one on each side of the rail.

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    Ernst Blofeld
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes forget that ordinary people write these things.

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly a hair-raising experience.

    soro doeth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll be some delicious,juicy,full of blonde hair burger.

    Lastly, we wanted to know more about the artist and what he usually does in his free time, while not working on another comic strip. Simon Johnson told us: “I like to play football (soccer), run, go hiking with my girlfriend and spend time with my friends and family. I play the occasional video games and love going to the cinema too.”

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    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually get that kind of response when I tell people I don't like coffee.

    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ChEeSE-uS cHriSt! That's cRaZy. Unless ofc, he's lactose-in-tolerant...

    Ernst Blofeld
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have said he voted for the other guy

    Rostit. .
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He likely is lactose intolerant and hates muddbutt

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    SpiderNope
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. My dad did that with his friend’s kid. No, dad didn’t want me. He wanted a teenage f*****g boy.

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    Rostit. .
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean that was a pretty sick f*****g Ollie.

    Masaki Takoyama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get a husband and a family in 3 easy steps.

    Colt Winkler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRUH- he worked so hard on his education, and god disowned

    Nykky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steven He, is that you?

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    Bored Llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t Bread bad for ducks?

    vash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gonna argue when they have a gun?

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    Bettye McKee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess they didn't get the memo.

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    Vivian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never pick-up hitch hikers they could be mental ward escapees

    Brix
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the country. In safer places and with decent looking hitchhikers, please pick us up 🥺

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    William Walsh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they could be devastatingly rational.

    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro can't treat his driver like that. The driver could have just left him there.

    WalterWhiteSavannah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a dude I went to hs with hitching so I picked him up. Then we drove by an old guy hitchhiking and the guy knew him so I picked thst guy up. That guy showed me his leprosy marks on his hands then insisted on rolling me a joint as a thabk you... thanks but no thanks on the leprosy joint old fella.

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    Nykky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of LOSER has a loser son, bruh!?!!?! Perfect comeback

    Ernst Blofeld
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cruel but possibly accurate look at young Donald's early years

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't get why people are so afraid of bees! Wasps I can understand, they can sting you as many times as they want, but bees? They die when they sting you, if they sting you, you've scared them, the reason probably is because you SCREAM WHENEVER THERE'S A BEE-

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    still tired
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "mobster of the month award", makes sense

    Vivian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    vengeance is a family business

    Alif Zakaria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t want to call him little anymore

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    TamsinElizebethMcCall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know human has the taste and texture of beef, but a little sweeter :)

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    Your fav(?) nerd (they/any)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite mythical creatures are the ones where the pretty girls just mind their own business and the men take it as an invitation for sex

    Julian Slate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Further proof asexuals are immune to sirens

    Alif Zakaria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally how mythological sirens work

    Avery August
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to impress I guess...

    Rin (all pronouns)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why ace people have a higher chance of survival.

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    Colt Winkler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nooooo what if a fish walked up to you and dumped you out of your air? huh?!

    Kitty 🥀
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Roy had a mustache until the last box. 👨🏻‍🦰

    john alden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't keep your fish in a bowl unless it's for short term display purposes. Give 'em a full aquarium. Public service announcement over.

    EzDawg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if we can't see air but can see water, can fish see air, but can't see water? and do fish need to drink? if so, would they need to drink ai or water?

    Ryan Mercer
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, staring past BP's censor is like moving your head side to side to see what's inside the microwave. Murder? Really?

    daniel nichols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a part where Roy gets the fishbowl stuck and suffocated. That's hilarious

    dayngerkat
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    Tabitha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have wanted one of those things since I saw the original MIB in the theatre.

    smolcattoqueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off, but I'm always confused when someone says theatre instead of cinema. I know that cinema = movie theatre, but still confusing when someone says just the theatre. I'm not English by the way.

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    Vivian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plz tell me where to buy

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been a friendly divorce, since dad could still afford a spacious beachfront residence.

    Kitty 🥀
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where… where’s the bathroom? 👀

    EzDawg
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that actually looks awesome

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    Vivian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you have a moment to talk about our lord and destroyer Cthulhu

    Hayley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know is a bit odd, but I actually have a fear of octopuses. Long story.

    Ernst Blofeld
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are all atheists when it comes to other people's religion. Nothing is more insulting than to suggest to anyone that they need to be saved by you and your preferred God.

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are worse endings for this comic and yes, my mind is in the gutter...

    Vivian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need un think juice for those images u just gave me

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God also thought church services were boring.

    Lucca Wenner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good ones are thought provoking .... The not so good ones put you to sleep. There is showmanship involved too.

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    Vivian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it matches the rest of the book

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    Vivian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if anyone doesn't get it this is from bob the builder

    Alif Zakaria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob the Builder! Can we fix it? Bob the builder! No, it’s f****d

    Rin (all pronouns)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can't fix this, (But also, how can one **** machinery)

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    Aliza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact I didn't take even a second to realize what the p__n was. I am totally not a gutter minded teenager

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    Ryan Mercer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crystal ball of my current misery, please delete my search history.

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    Anthony Beraha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too heavily censored around mild topics at best. If this is considered dark than I am a nebulous black void. Cute and silly not dark and funny. Sorry not sorry.

    Ryan Mercer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP's idea of dark is Casper the Friendly Ghost.

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    Lucca Wenner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow .... Stupid and kinky....why do I envision someone doing this in rl?

    kozmikWZRD
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These were all both not dark nor funny.

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AN ENTIRE BOOK OF SMUT?! WHAT KIND OF PERSON-

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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kaiju-obsessed brain went "Kaiju!" when I saw this and now this is immediately my favorite comic by this guy

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    Tabitha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’d rather walk the plank than see your kraken”. I’m going to use that one from now on. Maybe throw in a few “Arrrs” and get myself a parrot to keep on my shoulder to keep up the illusion. The wooden keg is going to take some thought.

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the peaks when introverts marry extroverts - just tell your loving spouse that you ordered mash, not fries and let them handle it 😜

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    CORGI QUEEN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pork should not be gray. at least not in my opinion...

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Memory erasers could be really bad depending on how they're priced, if it can be bought by the normal person, then imagine Elon or Bezos with one.

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    Vivian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly copy right infringement gets worse punishment than murder

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    Vivian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh dear a few too many hits to the head

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