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There are only a few comics out there on the internet where no introduction should be necessary. Cyanide & Happiness is one of those few. Introducing them is just a formality by this point, so let's get the formalities out of the way.
The collective of Dave Elfatrick, Kris Wilson, and Rob DenBleyker (and formerly Matt Melvin) at explosm have been doing these comics for over 15 years, and they're still crushing it with their dark humor, obscenities, and edgy jokes.
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Xylle Flora 4 years ago
Unfortunately I do not have that level of assertiveness
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These guys were fans of cartoons ever since they were kids. And it's what has driven them to create their own comics. The style is simplistic and clear, just a few stick figures having a conversation or sharing a situation. However, don't underestimate the comic based on its simple style: the irregularity and ridiculousness that ensue pack a serious punch that might unexpectedly make you explode with laughter.
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Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)
Especially the science teachers. They should print it out and hang it up in the classroom
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Lovely_hobi 4 years ago
right? people always be like, "well don't be sad",,, as if it was that easy 0_o
Before you delve any deeper, be advised that they're not for everyone. Since they cover some dark themes, they are definitely not safe for work, for home, or wherever you're watching them. So watch them at your own discretion, and make it your guilty pleasure of the day. Why guilty pleasure, you might ask? Some jokes and gags might make you laugh guiltily.
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Evil Little Thing 4 years ago (edited)
Generally "girly" is used to mean very sweet/fruity, colorful, and accessorized with garnishes like lemons, cherries, and a tiny umbrella. Definitely sexist, but also not exactly wrong.
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Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago
I love fruffy drinks. Daquiris, mudslides, and similar sweet drinks that mask the nasty alcohol flavor.
And in case you're sucked in and begging for more, Bored Panda has quite a few collections at its disposal. Here's one more collection of the hilarious stick figure shenanigans, if you're hooked. Want to read more of their comics that are mostly about relationships? We got you covered. Want to feel festive again? Here's one about Christmas.
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Lovely_hobi 4 years ago
I'm starting to doubt my dad's words//// for legal reasons THIS IS A JOKE!!
But of course, there's no better way to get them than straight from the source. Check out their website, Instagram, Facebook, which has over 12M followers, or other platforms, where they share their funny goodness. And if you're a fan, follow them. There's much to see you'll later want to unsee (not really, though, they're great).
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Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)
Yeah, but I think you can get both from a kiss so it's OK
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Love unicorns 4 years ago (edited)
Chinese whispers: War Edition Edit: I'm sorry to anyone I offended, I didn't know it was racist
TamsinElizebethMcCall 1 year ago
I never said the right thing in telephone, I was always so far off. The game telephone was how I learned to say the f word lol, I shouted "F**K IT" instead of bucket
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Rainclouds Radio 4 years ago
I had a teacher in high school who used to call a particularly obnoxious kid, "would you like fried with that?" This was in the 90's where I guess anything went...
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impostor 4 years ago
Call the police there's a fire! On YOU! Because you just got BUUUUUUUUUURNED!!!
Pusfarm 4 years ago
What are the police gonna do about it? Unless... budget cuts.
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Doob 4 years ago
NO!!! (I'm using a bit of my medical knowledge from my medical parents) YOU SHOULD NEVER TREAT A BURN USING ICE!!!!!!!!!!!
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ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 4 years ago
He must be a good person at hide and seek that they haven't found him yet.......
Mr Pickles 4 years ago
Pls Friend tell me you know about Where's Waldo, the book series where you look for a character hidden amongst a giant drawing cluttered with other people and details
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Láďa Durchánek 4 years ago
Bad news guys, he was kidnapped and is now being forced to appear in books.
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Lovely_hobi 4 years ago
0_o well he does help blind kids, not in the expected way, but he does..
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Raine Soo 4 years ago
Oscar is glad that you are home. He just has a different way of showing it.
Elizabeth Molloy 4 years ago
My cat will loudly demand I lay on the bed and have cuddles on my days off.
Plane Lover 4 years ago
People who don’t like cars are just afraid that they won’t be accepted by them.
Peter Trudell Jr 4 years ago
I went away for a week and when I came back, my maine c**n ran and greeted me at the door. He was so awesome and happy I was home. Unpacked my dirty clothes onto the bed... later went to sleep... he had peed all over them. I miss that guy.
Jerry Conaway 4 years ago
Ok, too much political correct. The fact that "Cuun" is a autoblocked is a big bag of dammit.
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CatWoman312 4 years ago
My cats greet me after a few days away. They also will follow me around and sit close to me so there’s that
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Final score:
196points
Callie Dryer 4 years ago
Hey! A new dating technique, all my girlfriends are going to love this! 🤣🤣. I LOVE their work
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Jerry Conaway 4 years ago
Brings to mind something that happened to me years ago. I worked for a fast food restaurant, was out on the lot picking up garbage. A blind man and his dog walk up. I offer to get the door. He rudely refuses, says he will get it himself. I see the faux pau I've made, step back to let the independent fellow have his way. His service dog gets confused and instead of leading him to the main entrance leads him to the panic door about 15 feet away. It only opens from the inside, so after a few moments the dude is getting frustrated. I remain where I am, but stay silent. The guy finally calls out "Need a little help here, my dog is confused". I went to the door, opened it, the dog saw and led them both in. Not a thanks, not a nod, just an annoyed huff. The guy was so busy trying to show the world he was ok on his own he was more than willing to choke on his pride. Older me would have left him outside to bounce around for a while.
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Fern wing night claw 4 years ago
This actually is kinds sad. Imagine being so scared but no one can hold your hand
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real._.izuku 4 years ago
This one made me smile just because I wasn't expecting that. And because I'm supposed to be doing schoolwork...
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Kawa1i_Pand@ 4 years ago
Nobody: Actually, literally, nobody The dude without the baby: HA HA HA FINALLY A CHANCE TO THROW AWAY A HUMAN CHILD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
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Hogswallop 4 years ago
That's one of my favourite Cyanide & Happiness comics. Had it on my computer for a while now.
bxttery_bxby 4 years ago
Once, in 5th grade, my teacher separated my best friend and I because we were talking too much, so she started talking to the wall. Then they had a fight.
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Dark Pearl 4 years ago
If anyone used this pickup line on me, there might be a fun time awaiting them in my room...
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François Carré 4 years ago
I remember Saddam Hussein and Satan's love story in that South Park movie XD
Kiki’sNotLookingBack 1 year ago
When u guys see a comic called the spoiler, skip it! BIG SPOILERS
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Spoilers never bother me, in fact if you tell me a spoiler I'd still enjoy wondering how they get to that point. But I will never watch same thing twice since I already watched it. I am weird like that. Also when people watch movies or shows more that 1 time why isn't it ruined for them? They already watched it, they know what happens, so why watch again.
yes. 4 years ago
YESSS omg finally i found someone who understands. I never figured out how to explain it. This is exactly what I do. But this doesn't apply to synopses because they are like: character was an ordinary kid but when his father died his life changed. and then during the entire introduction i just wait for the father to die
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Ethan Englund 4 years ago
Poor dude doesn’t have a big d**k cause he ain’t got big feet either!
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Kawa1i_Pand@ 4 years ago
XD he gets the hearing aid and is just like O - o... and sprints away
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von Krawall 4 years ago
My son has hearing impairments and this comic is simply funny 🤷🏻♀️
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JustAnotherPanda (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Why do you have to make EVERYTHING political?????
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Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago
He does day ‘even in eatable, but that would be cannibalism, my dear children’
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PansexualPancake 4 years ago
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination stuff him in a microwave and he'll die of suffocation
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Mr Pickles 4 years ago
Those old drug PSAs were the best. They exaggerated their message to such extent it was ridiculous. Like we get it, some drugs are bad, but you know... don't need to smash the place with a frying pan to make your point
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Paradise 4 years ago
Max....people tend to start a sentence like that and proceed to say something racist. " I'm not racist, but Black/Asian/Latino/Indian people/women/LGBTQ+ ( I hope I am not missing anyone, sorry!) Blah blah" and proceed to say something stereotypical, false, etc.
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Genevieve B 4 years ago
HOW IS NOBODY CONCERNED THAT THIS DAD IS AT LEAST 60YRS OLD BUT THIS BOY IS JUST GOING THROUGH PUBERTY????
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Jelly the Bean 4 years ago
Here's unsee juice, just in case... D7Mc16BUYA...ddb8ef.jpg 
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Kelli from Fitness Blender 4 years ago
This one made me think about the scene in Hope Floats where the girl's dad leaves in a taxi and she's just standing there screaming and crying for him to stay.
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Cockadoodle moo 4 years ago
Wife walks in* BOB?!? time to use my pocket gun! *shoots him + her*
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Paradise 4 years ago
This is gross and wrong. I am done with these. Most were great but this is the 2nd one I won't foregive. Child rape not cool.
Lord Ponsonby 4 years ago
But murdering babies was fine with you. Good to clear that up.
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Mr Pickles 4 years ago
Probably the greatest thing that happened to monarchy ever, you mean. Guillotines and Royal heads go hand in hand.
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Alexander Albon 4 years ago
That means it's wrong 1438 times a day since there is no second (meaning seconds, lol) hand
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Eva the Egg 4 years ago
Please. No. To all of the young innocent people out there please dont search it up for your own good.
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Corey Smith 4 years ago
For those who don't get it, "happy ending" is a term for when you are at a "massage parlor" and...well, you know, the ending.
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Mr Pickles 4 years ago
I freaking love Cyanide and Happiness. I met Rob DenBleyker and Matt Melvin at Comic Con and they were giving custom drawings, I have one of a character with his buttcheeks out doing a wink. Best thing that happened to me at Comic Con ever
Mr Pickles 4 years ago
I freaking love Cyanide and Happiness. I met Rob DenBleyker and Matt Melvin at Comic Con and they were giving custom drawings, I have one of a character with his buttcheeks out doing a wink. Best thing that happened to me at Comic Con ever
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