Cyanide and Happiness are probably the most well-known funny comics on the whole Internet. These inappropriate jokes have graced our newsfeeds sine 2004 with a new Cyanide and Happiness comic each day. Now, it is quite evident that these dirty jokes aren't sweet and cute and are highly NSFW, with some even being quite offensive, but God, are they funny. So funny.

Cyanide & Happiness are simplistic, yet engaging comic series created by the Explosm team - Dave McElfatrick, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker.

These adult jokes stand out with their simplistic style and found a spot in the hearts of internet users because of an unexpected turn of events in each comic strip.

Take a look at these relationship comics about romance and marriage and let us know which one you liked the best.

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Mirela Covic 3 years ago

#justmebeingme

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Hans 3 years ago

fair enough

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Randy Lawson 3 years ago

Nice to know

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Tillie Martinussen 3 years ago

Ahahahahhaha! This one is my favorite so far. :D

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Karen Rocha 3 years ago

lol

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Amanda Panda 3 years ago

LMAO this is totally something I'd do.

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Tracy Baparam 3 years ago

lol

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Amanda Panda 3 years ago

I don't think she feels it bruh

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Richard Pickman 3 years ago

NEKRomantik! :-D

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Karen Rocha 3 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA burn!

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Hans 3 years ago

Quite realistic!

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Tillie Martinussen 3 years ago

Stalkerish!

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Hope Floats 3 years ago

If I was a little guy in a topaz top and bald... This cartoon would describe me perfectly...

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Hans 3 years ago

hehe

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Hope Floats 3 years ago

Reminds me of chocolate body paint.....But that's a WHOLE different story... :/

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Димитър Иванов 3 years ago

I read the last pic with a Melissa McCarthy voice.

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Korporal Nobbs 3 years ago

haha! up you go!

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Hans 3 years ago

hahaha

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Tracy Baparam 3 years ago

omg, so funny.

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Tillie Martinussen 3 years ago

Cute

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Edmund Falgui 3 years ago

Sibling zoned

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Goulart Junior 3 years ago

Well, that escalated quickly

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Tracy Baparam 3 years ago

She's wearing a shirt as a dress, but then again, so is he.

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Karen Rocha 3 years ago

smooth...hahahaha

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Tillie Martinussen 3 years ago

Wow! 😂😂

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guess 3 years ago

this makes me irrationally happy

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Sara Fina 2 years ago

"Huh?" Lol

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Anne Rouffignac 3 years ago

( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) YYYEEEAAAHHHH!

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Tillie Martinussen 3 years ago

Dark. :D Cyanide and Happiness on pointe.

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Tillie Martinussen 3 years ago

Exactly! Plot twist indeed!

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Dhy Diolola 3 years ago

Oh my god. This is rather sad.

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Tillie Martinussen 3 years ago

Ahahahahhaha! Dick pic guy goes truthful! 😂😂😂

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Sarai Morrissette 2 years ago

Dang hormones.

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Kjorn 3 years ago

that's a dirty joke

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Jace 3 years ago

I can relate to her.

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El Espejo 3 years ago

OMG this crack me up.

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Hans 3 years ago

really evil!

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Jace 3 years ago

Maybe he meant foursome and forgot to count himself.

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Jace 3 years ago

There is not a single sane person in this comic.

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Rajani Sarasan 3 years ago

I often wonder if I'll go to hell for finding such jokes funny !

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Monkey D. Luffy 3 years ago

For when things get too awkward.

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Csilla Szabadi 3 years ago

Omg xD

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Emilie Gardiner 3 years ago

She's pulling middle fingers xD

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Korporal Nobbs 3 years ago

Goddam me too!

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Dhy Diolola 3 years ago

The lesson here is to make sure you don't answer any survey written using an erasable pen.

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Hans 3 years ago

evil!

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Tillie Martinussen 3 years ago

Lol. Uh-oh. That facial expression, tho'.

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Beni Iwanowa 3 years ago

got confused with the mustaches :D

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Jace 3 years ago

Ba dump tisss.

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Jasmine Chen 3 years ago

didn't expect that one.

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Tillie Martinussen 3 years ago

Instant karma!

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le_magicien_bergier 2 years ago

I LOVE shorter guys...

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OTTERZ4LIFE 2 years ago

Did anyone else try to say this with the accent?

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Tillie Martinussen 3 years ago

O, didn't see that obe coming! 🙊

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Daniel Fleming 3 years ago

Thats called anal.

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Jasmine Chen 3 years ago

scary...........

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Sara Fina 2 years ago

Not a very observant doctor...

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Jan Gobec 3 years ago

Pedo bear approves

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Caterina Fontana 3 years ago

I'd kill him

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Daniel Mallory 2 years ago

well he did it

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Daria B 3 years ago

Would be funnier if she liked it.

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Joseph Roberts 3 months ago

Foolish amateur, you should never make a voodoo doll of yourself.

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Jace 3 years ago

Hopefully he lays a towel down on it first

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Hannah Hollowell 3 years ago

Well that escalated quickly

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Sara Fina 2 years ago

Women couldn't vote in the 40's in America? O_o

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Helena Nagy 3 years ago

Whaaaaat xD

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Tillie Martinussen 3 years ago

Bahahahahhaha

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Hans 3 years ago

hehe...KI vs humans in a nutshell

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Joanne Palmer 3 years ago

Lmfao!!!!

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