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Humans are a hilarious bunch. We’ll happily snap a selfie teetering off a cliff, but hand us a yogurt that’s a day past its “best by” date and suddenly it’s a threat. Our sense of danger is just extra these days.

Think about it: microwaves are still accused of “zapping DNA”, and plenty of folks swear cracking your knuckles is a one-way ticket to arthritis. But many of these so-called threats are more bark than bite.

So, why do we treat the harmless like horror? Well, one Redditor wondered the same thing and asked, “What’s actually safe, but people still think it’s really dangerous?”

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#1

Passenger airplane flying safely through cloudy sky, illustrating totally safe things people can’t stop freaking out about. Flying on airplanes.

srekar-trebor replied:

If you traveled by car to the airport and made it, you already survived the most dangerous part of your trip.

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LizzieBoredom
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm fine with the flying part. It's the unexpected falling out of the sky I worry about.

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    #2

    Weekly meal prep with labeled fresh vegetables, chicken, and salmon showcasing totally safe things people freak out about. Eating food that’s a bit past the sell by date.

    imacmadman22 replied:

    Exactly. You can safely eat most expired foods with just a few exceptions. In particular anything that is dry, like beans, rice, cereals, baking mixes, etc. Leftovers are usually good if refrigerated shortly after cooking for about three to four days, after that, toss it.
    The only things I will not trust are things that have been previously frozen, shellfish, fish, meat and dairy products. Those items can have serious consequences if you eat them when they are spoiled.
    I smell everything because I use it and if it doesn’t smell right, it’s gone. I was a chef for thirty five years, it’s not that hard for anyone to sort out what is good and bad when it comes to food.
    Smell your food when it’s good, so you have a point of reference if you think something is bad.

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If monkeys didn't eat expired bananas, they wouldn't get drunk, and then where would we be?

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    #3

    Various types of bread surrounding spilled salt on a wooden surface representing safe things people can’t stop freaking out about. MSG.

    Emu1981 replied:

    The only "dangerous" thing about MSG is that it contains sodium so if you are on a sodium controlled diet then you need to take MSG into account in the same way that you would table salt.

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    arthbach
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lee Gilliand, glutamate is naturally found is cheese, fish, meat, mushrooms, tomatoes etc.

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    Some people love creating drama, no doubt, but it seems our imagination is particularly good at inflating danger. We don’t just notice risk, we create it. Heating up leftover pizza? Nuclear alert. Butter left out for a couple of days? Armageddon. But why do we do this?

    Well, fear was designed to protect us, and honestly, it does a pretty good job. Our amygdala, the brain’s tiny drama queen, is basically an internal alarm system, flipping out at possible threats. Which makes sense if a bear interrupts your morning jog, but the same system will also freak out over chem trails.

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    #4

    Vaccine vials neatly arranged in a box illustrating totally safe things people can’t stop freaking out about. Vaccines.

    BlackDante replied:

    Idk man my friend's cousin's wife's coworker got the covid vaccine and the next morning he woke up dead

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    #5

    Hands holding a freshly baked crusty loaf of bread, one of the totally safe things people can’t stop freaking out about. For most people, (i.e. those without celiac), Gluten.

    EvilSnack replied:

    There was a comic in The New Yorker which showed to people sitting at a cafe table. One of them says, "I went gluten-free two weeks ago and already I'm fifteen percent more annoying."

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    #6

    Man sitting on sidewalk eating food with bags beside him, highlighting safe things that people worry about online. Talking to homeless people. Yeah, they might be looking for money, but typically they aren’t seeking to harm anyone. They’re just hungry, cold, and isolated. Give them the human decency of eye contact and acknowledgment, even if you don’t want to give them anything.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homeless people are usually harmless. The neighborhoods they get marginalized into often aren't.

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    We’re also notoriously bad at judging invisible or unfamiliar dangers. That’s why nuclear power, which is statistically safer than oil or coal, gets slapped with the “ scary” label. Meanwhile, driving, which rakes in over a million deaths a year worldwide, barely raises an eyebrow. That seems a little upside-down to me.

    And here’s where it gets really interesting: risk perception . The pros say we judge danger not just with numbers, but with feelings. If something seems uncontrollable, unnatural, or mysterious, it automatically earns a spot on our personal fear list. Flying is a perfect example.

    #7

    Set of sleek kitchen knives in a wooden box, representing totally safe things that people can’t stop freaking out about. Extremely sharp knives.

    SlobMyKnob1 replied:

    In fact, extremely sharp knives are way safer than dull knives

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    Rtblast66
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember though, a falling knife doesn't have a handle. Any knife

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    #8

    Close-up of a small jumping spider on a white surface, illustrating one of the totally safe things people freak out about. Spiders. Like unless you bother them, you're probably good. They just wanna eat the annoying bugs and chill.

    You dont look like food to them.

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    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tarantulas are actually quite friendly. They allow you to hold them at the Smithsonian's natural history museum ( which is actually a branch of the National Zoo).

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    #9

    Close-up of hands making gentle gestures, illustrating totally safe things that people can’t stop freaking out about. Cracking your knuckles. No, it doesn’t damage the joint, it compresses an air pocket through a tight space created by the movement of your bones.

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    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took an entry physiology class in college when I wanted to go into sports medicine and when the professor had a Q&A to start the semester to get out many of the questions we had, I asked him about this and he said the same thing. And this was decades ago. Aside from the scientist(?) who has c*****d knuckles on one hand and not the other for decades and has been completely fine (at least from doing that).

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    Airplane travel is the safest form of transportation, yet some folks cling to the armrest like it’s their lifeline during takeoff. Why? Because they’re not in control. Compare that to driving, where you’re behind the wheel - suddenly it feels safe, even though statistically, it’s way riskier. Our brains are basically trolls.

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    Food fears are no different. MSG has been extensively studied and deemed safe by the FDA and other health authorities worldwide. But because it sounds like a “chemical” and carries decades of bad press, it still makes people nervous. I think we just love to freak out over fancy words.

    #10

    Stack of old microwaves in various conditions, illustrating totally safe things that people find surprisingly alarming. Microwaves relax, it’s heating your pizza, not your DNA lol.

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for the best that people can't fit themselves into microwaves.

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    #11

    Kids high-fiving on a basketball court, enjoying safe activities that people can’t stop freaking out about according to netizens Letting kids play outside.

    InanimateSensation replied:

    I find it funny that the same people that romanticize about their childhoods being free from technology, going outside until the streetlights come on, not a care in the world, etc. are now the same parents that are worried to let their kid leave the house or make them keep a phone with a tracker. And no, the world is not "more dangerous now". There have always been crazy people.
    They miss their "freedom" but force all these restrictions on their own kids.

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    #12

    Several cubes of butter on parchment paper with bowls of ingredients, showing totally safe things in cooking. Leaving butter on the counter, unrefrigerated.

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    Ellinor she/they/elle
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well how else are you going to have butter at room temperature for baking ?

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    Some fears have been passed down like family heirlooms. Butter left on the counter? Perfectly fine for a few days. Cracking your knuckles? Annoying to listen to, but not harmful. Microwaves? They heat your food, not start a war against your DNA.

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    And yet, our brains treat all these like threats lurking in the shadows. It’s like having an overprotective parent living in your head: dramatic, loud, and not always right.

    #13

    Three kids in Halloween costumes holding buckets of candy, showcasing totally safe things that people can’t stop freaking out about. Trick or treating. You hear about it every year the d***s and razor blades being “hidden” in candy. Seldomly has this occurred.

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    GirlFriday
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this has occurred exactly once in the United States. Some a*shat loser poisoned his own son for the insurance money by putting cyanide in candy. He was tried, convicted, and executed for the premeditated murder of his 8 year old son.

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    #14

    Airplane flying in clear sky with contrails, illustrating totally safe things that people can’t stop freaking out about. “Chem Trails”.

    BadTouchUncle replied:

    Yeah but they make the frogs gay. That's not nothing.

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    Crystal M
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The frogs are keeping me up at night with their gay raves, it's problematic.

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    #15

    Woman in a hat and leather jacket fueling a car at night, illustrating totally safe things that cause people to freak out. There has never, ever, been a recorded instance of someone using a mobile phone at a petrol pump and there being an explosion.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised. People glued to their phones can usually f**k up almost anything.

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    But what do we do with all this fear? For starters, recognizing that fear isn’t always logical can help us relax. The more familiar and transparent something becomes, the less scary it feels.

    At the end of the day, not every danger is as menacing as it looks. Sometimes it’s just our brain going full drama queen over the butter dish, or our neighbor’s obsession with banning microwaves.

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    So, the next time you hesitate over day-old leftovers or debate whether it’s “safe” to swim after eating, remember: your brain loves to catastrophize. The scientist? Not nearly as worried.

    #16

    Cooling towers of a nuclear power plant emitting steam on a clear day, illustrating totally safe things causing concern. Nuclear power - the safest energy source humanity has ever known.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just need to bury the waste underground. It'll be safe again in 24,000 years. So easy.

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    #17

    Drag queens reading books to children

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    Sarah
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was at a Drag Storytime not too long ago with my kiddo. He loved the story, the queen reading it, and the other kids there. It was a fun and colourful time! The only thing 'dangerous' about an event like this is trying to predict if there will be bigots outside (who spew more filth from their mouths than any kid should ever hear).

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    #18

    Person with fabric blown by a fan illustrating totally safe things that people can’t stop freaking out about according to netizens Sleeping in a closed room with no open windows while running an electric fan.

    Many (most ?) Koreans think doing the above results in death.

    My mom just about died when she found out I’d been doing this for years. Guess what, mom? I’m still alive! 😂.

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    #19

    Close-up of wasps on their nest, a totally safe thing that people often freak out about, according to netizens. Paper wasps. They're incredibly docile. Every year they build a nest above my back door. Even if there's dozens of them swarming around, they won't bother you if you don't bother them.

    They're fascinating creatures to observe. You can actually feed them by hand by dipping your finger in syrup, honey or anything sugary. They'll lick it right off. Five years of co-existing with them, and I have yet to get stung. Plus having their nest over the door deters burglars.

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    Jumping Jellyfishes
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want them building nests on my house, but I'm fine with them building them in the fence posts. They eat a lot of bugs.

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    #20

    Young woman enjoying ice cream cone on the beach, one of the totally safe things people can’t stop freaking out about Swimming after eating. You won't get cramps. Ask around. Nobody has. Ever.

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think parents came up with this one so they could have an hour of peace and quiet after lunch.

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    #21

    Pile of fresh yellow corn ears with husks partially peeled, representing safe things people can’t stop freaking out about. GMO foods.

    britsol99 replied:

    For Me, it isn’t the GMO food itself, it’s what they’ve been modified for. The majority of GMO crops are plants modified to be resistant against [pesticides] (glyphosate, dicamba). This means farmers can spray [pesticides] over their entire field, the weeds die, the crops don’t. So the crops then are tainted with the [pesticide] residue.
    It’s the glyphosate that is dangerous, not the GMO crop itself.

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    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And big agriculture forces farmers to use their GMO seeds which don't make new seed so the farmers have to buy new seed every year & are locked into dependency.

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    #22

    Map of Australia with colorful pins marking various safe things people can’t stop freaking out about, according to netizens Traveling. Don't be a moron and wear expensive watches etc and mostly you'll be fine. In fact most countries are way safer than people believe them to be.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: Don't wear an expensive watch in Australia

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    #23

    Bowl of pink Himalayan salt on wooden board with scattered crystals, illustrating safe things people can’t stop freaking out about. It’s perfectly safe to have some salt in your diet, especially if you are a healthy normal person. There is a strange problem for many decades where people completely cut out salt from their diet and think they need to drink a gallon of water per day, which often leads to some dilution of normal blood salt levels. Only when you have poor quality high sodium diets, hypertension, old age, or heart failure do we start restricting salt intake.

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    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a 70 year old on hypertension med and don't restrict my salt intake. I don't use a lot of salt, but I'm going to use enough to get the taste

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    #24

    Whale shark swimming underwater near the surface, highlighting totally safe things that people can’t stop freaking out about. Sharks

    Edit: Orcas are harmless to humans too! They even like humans (when not held prisoners).

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they feel about humans who are on parole?

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    #25

    Busy Chicago street with theater marquee and traffic, illustrating totally safe things that people can’t stop freaking out about. Chicago.

    TheRealXlokk replied:

    I moved to Chicago six years ago. I've only been [ended] twice in that entire time.
    Seriously, though, the worst crime I've seen here are the idiots on the road flagrantly disregarding traffic laws.
    The only crime that has directly impacted me was when some Tik-Tockers were smashing eggs in an aisle at Target that I wanted to go down. Not wanting raw egg on my shoes, I skipped buying whatever it was that day.

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    Crystal M
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have lived in Baltimore off and on for 46 years, I've only had three minor car breakins and those weren't even in the city that Trump is terrified to walk in.

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    #26

    Modern airport interior with unique ceiling design, illustrating totally safe things that people can’t stop freaking out about. Airport scanners.

    I was once at Dulles Airport and the lady in front of me demanded that she not get the full body scan. She also refused to be patted down. TSA explained it had to be one or the other. Then the lady went into a rant about how she doesn't want that radiation.

    Her: Those cause cancer!

    TSA: Lady, they are just radio waves..."

    Her: I know what they are! I'm a physician!

    I tried to look her up so I could make sure I never have her as my physician but I didn't have any luck.

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    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she is a fictitious physician: a phyctition.

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    #27

    Aerial view of Sydney Opera House and Harbour Bridge with boats in water, illustrating safe things people can’t stop freaking out about. Australia.

    flameylamey replied:

    Yep. For the longest time I just assumed the whole "everything is trying to [end] you" thing was a meme and everyone understood it was just a joke, but I've since learned that some people genuinely believe it and that it's actually deterred some people from wanting to visit.
    Chances are people will never even come close to seeing any of the "dangerous" things they imagine they would, especially if they're visiting Sydney or Melbourne or any of the typical tourist destinations.
    Hell, I spent a large portion of my childhood exploring the local bushland around where I grew up in the far northern suburbs of Sydney, where we were basically surrounded by bushland. We'd frequently stray off the track and go climbing up around cliffs, while building forts out of sticks, running through some pretty thick vegetation etc.
    I've never even seen a wild snake - and if any of the kids in the neighbourhood saw one, it would be a story they'd be talking about for weeks. My biggest fear/phobia as an Aussie kid was the possibility of getting bitten by leeches, haha.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you escape the animals, the humans will try to talk you to death.

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    #28

    Four egg yolks in a metal bowl representing totally safe things that people can’t stop freaking out about, according to netizens Raw eggs are mostly fine for you. It's not impossible, but you're highly unlikely to get salmonella from eating them.

    The reason you shouldn't eat raw cookie dough is the raw flour (which is actually dangerous), not the raw eggs.

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    arthbach
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on. This contains truth, and a 'it depends'. Before you eat raw eggs, check on the salmonella rates in your own country/area. It is most definitely not the same across the world. In the UK, the rate is exceptionally low as the majority of hens are vaccinated against salmonella. However, even with these really low rates, the advice is small children, elderly people, those who are pregnant, and those with compromised immune systems should not eat raw eggs.

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    #29

    Aerial view of a dense cityscape with tall buildings and streets, illustrating safe things that people can’t stop freaking out about. New York City.


    alwoking replied:

    Yeah. I lived in NYC about 1/2 my life, and only had two issues. Once a guy tried to mug me, but I was drunk and told him to F*** off, and he did. The other time I was knocked down by a group of teens, and I thought I was being mugged, but it turned out I matched the description of someone who had just robbed one’s sister. They were very apologetic when they figured out their mistake.

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    Nova Rook
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're not going to have -- if a communist gets elected to run New York, it can never be the same. But we have tremendous power at the White House to run places when we have to," Trump said.

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    #30

    Black modem router next to TV on a white surface with a glass vase and scented candle, illustrating safe things people freak out about. 5g babyyyy.


    thisismycleanuser replied:

    All cellular signals in general are safe when you are 10’+ away from the antenna. They are putting out non-ionizing radiation that causes heating and that’s it. Kinda like a lightbulb, depending on the wattage, closer you are to the source the more likely you are to get burnt. Cellular towers and small cells are low wattage therefore safe up until very close to the antenna.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, I DID tell my daughter and son-in-law to pass on a house they sent a picture of as it had a catenary tower (high voltage power lines) about 50 yds away. My nephew, who works for the local utility (DTE) agreed.

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    #31

    Two silica gel packets on a brown surface, illustrating one of the totally safe things people freak out about online. Eating the "do not eat silica" packets you find inside packages

    other than a choking hazard, they're pretty much chemically inert.

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    #32

    Two people skydiving above clouds on a clear day, illustrating totally safe things that people fear according to netizens. Skydiving. The equipment has been pretty much the same for a good 20ish years and is as safe as can possibly be made. Total equipment failures are super rare and even then mostly due to negligence or in maybe 1 or 2 cases sabotage. The buck stops with you as your own “pilot” essentially. You are supposed to check your gear a minimum of three times according to the handbook. Altitude awareness is key and if you follow all the safety protocols it is quite literally impossible for you to get injured. Going to the right type of place if your doing a tandem jump is also super important but again if a safety minded culture exists in the place your all good.

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    JL
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make sure a cartoon animal doesn't pack your chute, you don't want to jump with an anvil or bunch of silverware strapped to your back.

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