When’s the last time you read something that left you speechless? Not figuratively but literally. The ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit is home to comments that require a dark sense of humor to enjoy and strike you like a bolt out of the blue with the force of a rhino ramming a truck into your brain.

Get yourself a flask of holy water and scroll on down for some truly cursed comments that will make you ask yourselves, what the flipping heck you just read, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your fave comments and let us know which ones got a chuckle out of you.

The ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit has a huge following: their community is made up of nearly 2.2 million ‘cursed individuals’ and has been going strong since April of 2018. However, the community isn’t just about edginess, cringiness, and shock—the mods want you to smile, too.

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#1

Cursed_holden Berries

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ML
Community Member
1 month ago

Hand Solo is not better

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#2

Cursed_murdering Cat

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Gwen
Community Member
1 month ago

The cat is like.... I will end you if you ever forget my treats again!

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#3

Cursed_ciggarette

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Jaded Queen
Community Member
1 month ago

I have to say that might just work

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“Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face,” the subreddit mods explain what their community is all about.

So if you want to post on the sub, make sure that your comment is likely to “strike the reader into oblivion” and make them wonder what is going on.

Internet sensation, Swedish YouTuber PewDiePie jokingly said that the ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit is “the worst” and “takes the prize” when it comes to weird comments.

#4

Cursed_doll

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pei meow
Community Member
1 month ago

😐

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#5

Cursed Kiss

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Krazy Kanuck
Community Member
1 month ago

is that like the bodywash experiment.. Dove-Perve...3ae8bc.jpg Dove-Pervert-5f8d3703ae8bc.jpg

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#6

Cursed Few Seconds

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
1 month ago

Thank Science, not gods

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While you think it might be wrong to laugh at comments like these, don’t forget about the importance of humor and the positive effects it has both on your physical and mental health.

Alex M. Borgella, an assistant professor of psychology at Fort Lewis College, told Gizmodo that using humor in “seemingly inappropriate” situations can help reduce anxiety, as well as stress. So don’t feel bad for laughing at these cursed comments, dear Readers. Embrace it!

#7

Cursed_masturbation

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Blakkur Sverrir
Community Member
1 month ago

Hero

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#8

Cursed Roomba

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Cassandra Carrillo
Community Member
1 month ago

Tuna. Use a can opener. Lol

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#9

Cursed_group Project

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MissyTheUniverse
Community Member
1 month ago

Research projects. How weird is too weird.

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#10

Cursed_shat

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ML
Community Member
1 month ago

Dear god, don't read these at work. Boss will not like if you laugh loudly in your cubicle

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#11

Cursed Tesla

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Jaded Queen
Community Member
1 month ago

Omg! I love the comment

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#12

Cursed Birthday

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wandile dludlu
Community Member
1 month ago

I shouldn't be laughing, but funny if funny, no matter how insensitive it might be

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#13

Cursed Hospital

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wandile dludlu
Community Member
1 month ago

MURICA

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#14

Cursed_god

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Bardhi's Dad
Community Member
1 month ago

When you look closely

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#15

Cursed_achievement

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Leo Fragoso
Community Member
1 month ago

Dude...we need to talk

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#16

Cursed_zeus

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Dalton Dickerhoof
Community Member
1 month ago

Simba, I am your father!!!!

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#17

Cursed_celebs

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Kaspar Kristiansen
Community Member
1 month ago

Sorry, I was just waxing off....

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#18

Cursed_depression

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Bardhi's Dad
Community Member
1 month ago

Logic...

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#19

Cursed NYC

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Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
1 month ago

On point.

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#20

Cursed_santa

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Eglė Bukauskaitė
Community Member
1 month ago

Fins tried to warn the rest of the world that Santa clan are sketchy dudes... No one listened 🤦‍♀️

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#21

Cursed_interview

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cybermerlin2000
Community Member
1 month ago

Got sent to work at a furniture store as a loader with the British Heart Foundation by the DWP. I have DCM and LBBB. The Manager took one look at me when I staggered through the door (yes it's that bad) and asked if I was OK. I told him my conditions, and he got me look at the security camera and sign and date a piece of letter headed paper and got me a drink of water. 'Sacked' me on the spot and said "Go home and get some rest when you're ready. I will call the DWP and have a word with them. If they try to say you failed to attend then get in touch and let me know. I will send them the video and a copy of the paper you signed" He gave me his card and shortly after I heard him in the back office tearing the DWP a new one over the phone about being heartless murdering pricks. That's the cleanest sentence he said. Didn't even make it to clock in. Total time in the job, 3 minutes!

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#22

Cursed Truth

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Bardhi's Dad
Community Member
1 month ago

So true

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#23

Cursed_toilethabits

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Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
1 month ago

😅😅😅 That's too funny.

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#24

Cursed_brothers

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Stimpy
Community Member
1 month ago

The commenter is right...

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#25

Cursed_towers

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chi-wei shen
Community Member
1 month ago

It's a nice reminder about how it once looked. This is not 'bad news' in any way.

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#26

Cursed_trick Or Treat

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JuJu
Community Member
1 month ago

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Alabama-Man!

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#27

Cursed_router

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Krazy Kanuck
Community Member
1 month ago

Its not that I dont l ike you.... Its just that I would unplug your life support to make a pot of coffee

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#28

Cursed Discovery

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Ace
Community Member
1 month ago

in seriousness, thats f****d up as hell

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#29

Cursed_fairytale

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Malakai
Community Member
1 month ago

This escalated quickly 😬

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#30

Cursed_parents

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Marie-Pierre Adam
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

No, you guys don't get it... The dad is Richy Hardy (older dude posting from his account). He is saying happy brithday to his daughter and son, it's signed from him (dad) and his wife (mom). He just did not add any punctuation, that's why it's confusing. So the two people in the picture are siblings, not married to one another. It should be like "Happy birthday ! from Mom and Dad (heart heart to show love)." With a picture of the birthday girl and boy.

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#31

Cursed Suicide

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Bob Belcher
Community Member
1 month ago

Or the cancellation department

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#32

Cursed_uranium

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Sian Edwards
Community Member
1 month ago

The US pulled that sh*t on it's own children.

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#33

Cursed_caption

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Krazy Kanuck
Community Member
1 month ago

Thanks for getting me addicted! Screenshot...8ea0c7.jpg Screenshot_20201019-000041_Messages-5f8d3b88ea0c7.jpg

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#34

Cursed_dog

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Noez 🇸🇪
Community Member
1 month ago

Nooooo!

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#35

Cursed_penis

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Malakai
Community Member
1 month ago

That accounts for length, but what about girth?

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#36

Cursed Fruit

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cybermerlin2000
Community Member
1 month ago

No matter how much you try to dress it up, cannibalism is still cannibalism. I hope the New Zealanders catch this lunatic before they eat another trucker

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#37

Cursed_repo

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Duncan Ash
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

"kids, Grandma's here!"

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#38

Cursed_toy_story

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Sent From The Slytherin House
Community Member
1 month ago

Now, I have 'You had a friend in me' stuck in my head and I am now starting to sing it. Help me.

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#39

Cursed_boredom

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BorPand8
Community Member
1 month ago

It's not that bad. In fact, I'm sure it's someone's kink... Well, if it wasn't before it certainly is now...

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#40

Cursed Virus

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pei meow
Community Member
1 month ago

Creepy!

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#41

Cursed Pizzahut

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Ava-cado
Community Member
1 month ago

I love it when big brands respond to things.

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#42

Cursed_nerds

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Malakai
Community Member
1 month ago

I feel like Hawking would've been highly amused by this comment, may he RIP

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#43

Cursed Gangster

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Jaded Queen
Community Member
1 month ago

Omg. I laughed so hard

Roger Haywood
Community Member
1 month ago

Essentially this is true. In prisons, inmates did this as a coded message to say that they were available for bum sex.

SHSL Hope Bagel
Community Member
1 month ago

well, here i am, on top of the refrigerator, cracking up in the middle of the night.

Samuel Pierce
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Why are you on the fridge.

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Juan Hernandez
Community Member
1 month ago

i know people that dont were a belt and sag so they have a reason to hold there waist line were they have a knife or a small hand gun. and when some one asks what they are doing they just say there holding there pants up

TheDemonUnderYourBed
Community Member
1 month ago

THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE! There's this guy in my class and he and one of his friends always grab each other's asses and they've got their pants below their butts

TabledTurnsxddd
Community Member
1 month ago

Now I know, and hope i never see it again ;-;

Sent From The Slytherin House
Community Member
1 month ago

hehe

ToxiCity
Community Member
1 month ago

or do you mean, the 'homos'?

CatWoman312
Community Member
1 month ago

There is some sort of slave days explanation to this I’ve seen before, but either way it does in some way relate to sodomy.

Kitten Fenerty
Community Member
1 month ago

They couldnt afford a belt?

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#44

Cursed_pooh

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Krazy Kanuck
Community Member
1 month ago

Pooh and Piglet Pooh-eats-...7ce20a.jpg Pooh-eats-Bacon-5f8d4057ce20a.jpg

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#45

Cursed_notice

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Dynein
Community Member
1 month ago

They should certainly not be your only focus...

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#46

Cursed_caesar

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Caffeinated Hedgehog
Community Member
1 month ago

Stupid sexy Julius...

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#47

Cursed_funfact

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Charlie Kelly
Community Member
1 month ago

This is most certainly not true. Cats will only result to eating humans days after realising they are not getting fed. So yes your cat will munch on the soft tissues of your corpse but whilst you're still breathing? Hell nah, no chance. Don't believe everything a stranger says on the internet, do your own research..

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#48

Cursed_movie

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Stimpy
Community Member
1 month ago

Well, actually, yes I would

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#49

Cursed_birthday

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divydumdrop hello
Community Member
1 month ago

All of the happy face reactions are what is really creeping me out...

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#50

Cursed_nemesis

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Caffeinated Hedgehog
Community Member
1 month ago

Imagine his father spreading the costume's legs to push him around

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