43 Problems Of A Crocodile Hilariously Illustrated By Japanese Artist Keigo

Long Distance relationship!

They may not be able to hug and kiss at the same time, but they can definitely hug each other if they just turn their noses/mouths in slightly opposite directions.

let's hug!

But it's easier to kiss each other :)

At least the six ft distancing was simple

Drums would be best!

t-rex is with you brother

Violin maybe?

Crocodile flashing the peace symbol.... lovely!

Why do selfies make my nose look big?

When selfie stick is a must

Not necessarily a bad thing. You can both enjoy a music career and keep your identity from the public

Simple fix: put the spotlight on him, not the mic.

but damn what nice legs

Hillarious

Just need a longer stick

Honey, I told you not to use bright red lipstick in family functions, it scare the kids away!

A ton load of rouge that is. At least someoe (see Croco) will use all of it, unlike me

Two words: GUITAR, BABY

Or, look UP!!

Or put it over the snout!

Just try looking in the opposite direction:)

Just turn your head. Most problems here would be solved ;)

Won't get far in the Corporate world that way.

When your dreams shatter!

Leave it to a japanese draughtsman to contemplate about spatial problems....AND LEARN FROM IT

If he got Croc hand, why he got human length leg?

Turn him perpendicularly 90 degrees then do the scan of head, then take out the head, turn him 180 degrees insert rest of body and take scan. Use Hot glue to join the 2 scans again perpendicularly. what the heck I just said. LMAO!

Why that Giraffe has Human face and that too a sad one. Its disturbing.

what's with the sad face?

Athletes don't need their head behind the line, only the fingers.

WHY HE GOT HUMAN HANDS

Isn't this why crodocoles have these small birds visit them to clean their teeth?

Wait, wait, wait, wait! Eveeeryone knows that crocodiles do not clean their own teath! The Plover bird does it for them!

Ready for an hour of brushing?

no need sixpack abs

Ouch, looks painful! Why can’t he just move his head up Instead of looking down?

Poor croco, it doesn't seem confortable!

Ouch!

Use a Straw please, but make sure its made of paper, plastic is bad for you and environment Mr. Crocko!

Is that the new Pacman brand?