Out of all types of cringe-worthy material, the "badass guy/girl" trope is one of the worst. Some people really feel the need to let the world know how much of a badass they are as they use guns/drugs/have tattoos/are anti-liberal or are just plain mean. However, such attempts at bad-assery are usually cringe-worthy rather than cool to all those around such people. Here, we made a list of all the laughable attempts at trying to appear cool and edgy. Prepare for some cringing, then scroll down below and leave a vote for those that made you laugh (or cringe).

#1

"I'm Italian. We don't call the cops - we call family"

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Xavier Wescott
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1 year ago

this is another good one, especially if your Italian!

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#2

"The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your a** right on in. And she will do it with a smile on her face"

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Xavier Wescott
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1 year ago

This would be a must have!

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#3

"Pastor. Because hardcore devil stomping ninja isn't an official job title"

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Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

Love this one lol

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#4

"Hey snowflake, in the real world you don't get a participation trophy, not everybody is a winner, no one owes you anything, screaming doesn't make you right, sometimes you actually lose, crying doesn't solve problems, nothing is free in this world, people are going to say things that you don't like and you are not special!"

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Noonie Kehoe
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1 year ago

Has he never heard that brevity is the key of wit?

earringnut
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1 year ago

I got a feeling this dude doesn't take criticism well.

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Omar A
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1 year ago

But, he's whining right now because someone didn't pay him any attention.

blugeagua
Community Member
1 year ago

Of course he’s definitely the same type of guy who is wearing that shirt because he’s upset that he can’t be a misogynist, racist, homophobe in public because people will rightfully call him out on that shit.

Jace
Community Member
1 year ago

Exactly. Assholes like this think that “freedom” means “no consequences for being an unethical asshole”.

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bob
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1 year ago

Gnagnagna *yawn* Are they not tired of transferring their insecurities to others?

Jace
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1 year ago

Clearly not.

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April Simnel
Community Member
1 year ago

Of course everyone is special. We're each a bit of the universe that's conscious of itself for a short period of time, irrespective of any personal philosophy of life. Think about how you're going to spend that time, is all I'll say.

Jo Choto
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1 year ago

I bet HE thinks he's special for wearing that shirt.

Bettina Jansen
Community Member
1 year ago

the flags and ornaments really add to the cringe factor

ptm45
Community Member
1 year ago

maybe that's a message he needs for himself?

Lazy Panda
Community Member
1 year ago

These are the same people who go apeshit when their kid loses at peewee soccer

Jace
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh look, another insecure tough guy who thinks being an aggressive jerk-ass is somehow going to make him look powerful and confident. He probably thinks that “freedom” means “no consequences for being an unethical asshole”, and resents anyone who aims to make society more equitable.

D H
Community Member
1 year ago

His shirt states the truth

Aria Whitaker
Community Member
1 year ago

Actually, it is incredibly inaccurate. There are plenty of times where you will get something for free (I have), someone WILL owe you something if you perform a service for them, and there are a myriad of people who are, in fact, quite special.

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Susie
Community Member
1 year ago

When is that participation trophy gripe going to end? When will people realize that the recipients of those trophies weren't the ones who decided to give them out, but rather the older generation?

Jonathon Smith
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1 year ago

Did people ever actually get participation trophies? I know I'm at the older end of 'millennial' but I don't remember them being a thing.

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Freya the Wanderer
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1 year ago

A lot of this replies to right-wingers too!

Jace
Community Member
1 year ago

Exactly. They’re just as snowflakey when it comes to their dogdamned religion. They expect people to hold their christian shit in some special regard, when it’s just another cult like all the rest.

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Nebo
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1 year ago

I don't get it - Why don't they just call this article "T-shirts For A$$holes"?

Calum Rothwell
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1 year ago (edited)

People don't understand Liberalism at all. Liberal: I believe it should be our duty to defend human rights and social equality above everything else. Conservative: Fuck "the left" their all a load of snowflakes who hate everyone! Why don't you love your country you fucking communist! Liberal: Because that usually means hating minorities especially when they aren't from my country. Conservative: Shut the fuck up you libtard. Liberal: No, you shut the fuck up. Conservative: No thanks, I believe in free speech! Liberal: What do you think of lgbt pride? Conservative: It's wrong and we should ban it. Liberal: Lol Conservative: Snowflake!

Barbar Stewart
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1 year ago

Snort

Jace
Community Member
1 year ago

This conservative dude bro apparently thinks his extremely verbose shirt is clever and that his opinion is the symbol of America. It’s not.

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1 year ago

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Sam Spamoni
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1 year ago

A truly tough guy doesn't need to advertise it.

Jace
Community Member
1 year ago

No, a truly CONFIDENT guy doesn’t need to advertise it. Tough guys are insecure pricks.

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Max Harkins
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1 year ago

One of the flags is backwards...

Crazy Dog Lady
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1 year ago

total incel

Sardonic Scribe
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1 year ago

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And what would you be saying if it were a woman wearing this shirt? Love how you feminists cry for equality but mock and insult men whenever given the chance. Hypocrite.

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Lara Verne
Community Member
1 year ago

You are not special. Owner of this shirt probably think he is.

Rodrigo AR
Community Member
1 year ago

Guess he voted for Trump

Rodrigo AR
Community Member
1 year ago

I guess he voted for Trump

Steven Rundle
Community Member
1 year ago

Yet so perturbed he has to wear a T shirt about it.... who's the one whose feelings are hurt?

Clara The Idiot
Community Member
1 year ago

Why do I get the feeling that he doesn't get the "screaming doesn't make you right one" ?...

Jenna Boatright
Community Member
1 year ago

"People are going to say things you don't like..." Seems to me he needs to remember that, too.

Ben Churchill
Community Member
1 year ago

And...usually the first ones to whine when something doesn't go their way...

Louise Brigance
Community Member
1 year ago

Practice what you teach, loser.

Tiago Esteves
Community Member
1 year ago

Are you wearing that to remind yourself?

Chris Lu
Community Member
1 year ago

Its ironic that older conservatives keep using this motif about participation trophies against millennials when in fact we didn't want them and what was the generation that was handing them out? ohhh

Andrei Grigo
Community Member
1 year ago

talking about snowflakes and it has an american flag on it...oh the irony=)))

FABULOUS1
Community Member
1 year ago

I guess I am really confused about this losers getting trophys part. It must only be in certain parts of the country because i dont see kids in my area getting participation trophy's and if they did why would anyone think that only kids of liberal parents are the ones getting them.

Jacob Tschetter
Community Member
1 year ago

Feels needy

Annette Rainbow
Community Member
1 year ago

This is why I don't like American, it only takes one idiot to rub of on all. When will they wake up.

Monika Soffronow
Community Member
1 year ago

If you would take away the flags and change the last sentence to "Everybody is just as special as you", I find myself not cringing at all.

Padre Jimm
Community Member
5 months ago

That's the point! Most snowflakes respond only to emotional replies and not to logic. The rant above attempts to emulate the emotional screaming and gnashing of teeth of the typical spoiled snowflake. The really extreme ones even go so far as to say that all the sciences (including logic and the scientific method) is inheritantly racist and is NOT a valid way to discuss social matters. This is the reason Ben Shapiro likes the say to his snowflake detractors, "Science doesn't care about your feelings."

elfin
Community Member
10 months ago

Speaking of snowflakes, has anyone here ever been in an avalanche? Snowflakes in large quantities are kick-ass. As I hope we see in November.

DoubleHomicide
Community Member
1 year ago

YoU aRe NoT sPeCiAl

mcsa student
Community Member
1 year ago

actually i would wear this around moms who are Karens

Ellie
Community Member
1 year ago

I don`t know...those are some pretty good insights and some Gen z should read it

Red Ruffensor
Community Member
1 year ago

The plot's not bad, but the narrative drags in spots.

Alex Mont
Community Member
1 year ago

But its true

Chris Lu
Community Member
1 year ago

It's ironic that older conservatives keep trying to use participation trophies as a shot against millennials. What was the generation that gave them to us even though we didn't want them.. ohhhh

criminalgirl
Community Member
1 year ago

Must have a really small d*%k.

Lisa Chambers
Community Member
1 year ago

Brevity is the key to communication. Wit is subjective. This is merely a collection of sentiments.

Maya Ayeis
Community Member
1 year ago

hahahaa... he extensively misspelt: "I'm a loser and it sucks"

Mark Kelly
Community Member
1 year ago

True

Erika Haynes
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't think I've ever said "TL; DR" to a T shirt before... so, uh, thanks for that, fella.

Herb Vautour
Community Member
1 year ago

Actually, everyone is special.

Mateusz Trzaskowski
Community Member
1 year ago

life truth

Taryn Wallace
Community Member
1 year ago

This idea becoming provably untrue... what does this guy think happens when "snowflakes" come into position as of power and start running things how they want it ran??

TheExtremeSmell
Community Member
1 year ago

All of this should be general knowledge but I also feel like this is the same person that brags about being honest but is just an asshole. And why does the shirt need the flags? Might as well add some guns and trucks to it too

Rarrduu GC
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

This is depressing.

Hallie Henderson
Community Member
1 year ago

Okay

Ryo Bakura
Community Member
1 year ago

Where's my gun?

Katharine Lancaster
Community Member
1 year ago

Christopher Titus!

Lucille McGillicuddy
Community Member
1 year ago

Well its all true...

Hallie Henderson
Community Member
1 year ago

Okay I love this one y’all!😂more people need to hear this lol

Tyler Duffy
Community Member
1 year ago

Well the sad thing here is that not enough people were ever told this. The shirt is loud, and I wouldn't wear it, but it's kinda awesome at the same time.

Janine Randall
Community Member
1 year ago

Ooh, now I need a safe space to get over this mean guy's t-shirt /s

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1 year ago

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Alejandro Negrete
Community Member
1 year ago

Just change "snowflake" for WHITE STRAIGHT MAN. Oh, and crying for GUNS, and it's a perfect t-shirt.

Lauri foss
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1 year ago

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I want this shirt!!

Cristina Sacchi
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1 year ago

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I actually can appreciate this one.

Teri Campisi
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1 year ago

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I love that shirt, brief or NOT!

Michelle Muirhead
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1 year ago

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Yep, too many snowflakes these days!

J Toose
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1 year ago

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I like it!!

Bill
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1 year ago

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The tshirt us 100% right. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

G13
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1 year ago

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Amen

Rebecah Ozuna
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1 year ago

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Whoa! For the look of it, you guys are feeling offended for any shirt that states the truth just to earn an upvote. If truth hurt you so much then get off this planet; life hurts if you want peace, then die. Sorry, but i'm not sorry.

Sean Harrison
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1 year ago

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There is nothing cringeworthy about this shirt. In fact every Millenial and GenY should read it.

SBW71
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1 year ago

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Love it because it's true

CbusResident
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1 year ago

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The shirt lacks brevity and sartorial decency. But he is the one shirt-wearer on here who is partly right. Some on the far left have a speech tolerance/snowflake problem, a refusal to accept people saying things they don't like. D'Nesh D'Souza, Christina Hoff Sommers, Ben Shapiro and Ann Coulter have a right to say things, without little liberal arts babies throwing milkshakes at them, interrupting or blocking the events or screaming 'Get your hate speech off of this campus!'

Aria Whitaker
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

You really think those on the Right are any different? They were burning their Nikes and destroying coffee makers because those companies said "things they dont like" for pete's sake!! Fox News is constantly crying about people saying mean things about Christians or conservatives....those critics ALSO have a "right to say things"...but somehow you dont call out ALL the conservative whining, hand wringing and pearl clutching over petty crap. Interesting.

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#5

"As a September guy, I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember I know how to hide a dead body"

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Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

Don’t understand the September guy part, but I think it’s a funny shirt otherwise

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#6

"I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way"

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Noonie Kehoe
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1 year ago (edited)

I think his mother might object...

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#7

"I have been the kind of man that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, he's up!'"

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Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

Haha this one is funny

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#8

"If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"

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Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

I swear racists all look like Larry the cable guy

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#9

"I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place"

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Xavier Wescott
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1 year ago

you just don't mess with someone in the zone!

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#10

"Beware: I ride horses, which means I own pitchforks, have the strength to haul hay and have the guts to scream at a half ton animal after being kicked. You will not be a problem"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

Again with epistles. Keep it short!

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#11

"Too fat to run, too fat to fight, I JUST SHOOT"

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Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

So basically you’re just a coward

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#12

"Oh, you ran a marathon? That's so cute! Maybe when you grow up your mommy will let you do the rest of the race!"

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ADHORTATOR
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1 year ago

Well, if he did an Ironman, he is right...

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#13

"I am the weapon"

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Noonie Kehoe
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1 year ago

And it's a pea shooter.

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#14

"Only God can decide if terrorists are right or wrong. It's our job to arrange the meeting"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

God wants a word with you in his office.

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#15

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

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Noonie Kehoe
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1 year ago

Maybe not but he definitely cares what everyone else thinks.

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#16

"I am an asshole man: I love freedom, drink beer and love my wife. I protect my family, I eat meat and have tattoos. If you don't like it - move"

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Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

Bet this shirt was made in China

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#17

"I didn't serve this country for pussies to tell me that I should be politically correct"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

A gun doesn’t make you brave. You’re just a coward who’s holding a weapon.

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#18

"I have three sides: the quiet side, the fun and crazy side, the side you never want to see"

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Noonie Kehoe
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1 year ago

He three sides: the quiet side; the fun & crazy side; the back side.

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#19

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil , for I am the baddest motherf***er in the valley"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

'Baddest' MF waiting patiently in a line and wearing trainer liners.

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#20

"Peace is not my profession - it's yours. War is my profession. Should you fail at your job, I will not fail at mine"

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Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

Clearly anyone can join the military. Even trigger happy psychopaths

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#21

"I am 10 times the asshole you could ever hope to be. Now run along"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

Can we not even stay long enough to marvel at the sartorial elegance?

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#22

"Careful, <...> I'm this old for a reason"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

Even Death doesn't want you?

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#23

"Stay back 100 meters or you will be shot"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

No one has any intentions of going within a kilometre of you so we'll be fine.

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#24

"There are a lot of people in the world to mess with, I'm the one you may wanna skip"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

No problem!

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#25

"Obama can't ban these guns"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

Water pistols.

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#26

"If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone has a little pp

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#27

"Forklift operator. My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you buckle up, buttercup! I change for no one"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

We all couldn't give a fork(lift)!

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#28

"I oil my guns with liberal tears"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

I would have thought salty water would be bad for guns...

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#29

"Never, and I mean never, mess with 4-H kids, because in 4-H we are a family... and if you mess with the family you better run"

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Iggy
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1 year ago

Sorry, I got bored halfway through.

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#30

"Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

The Chad and Kyle corner

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