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“I Want To Leave” Is Pretty Much The Weirdest Instagram Account, And Here Are 50 Pictures To Prove It
I don't know if it's possible to prepare yourself for what's about to come. The "I Want to Leave" Instagram account makes you feel so uncomfortable, going through its uploads is pretty much the same as walking around in wet socks.
We're talking pineapple slices on pizza-flavor Pringles, cats blowing booger bubbles, and all that good stuff. Sounds absurd, right? Well, the lack of context doesn't help in understanding what's going on, too. Trying to figure them out is just inviting trouble.
But in a weird way, that's what attracts you to them. Like a true masochist, you just can't stop scrolling.
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Monday 4 years ago
This photo has been around a lot but I still love that it looks like the perp is laughing at the situation.
AngelWingsYT 4 years ago
How could you NOT! You are being pinned by a cat!
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Eric Mac Fadden 4 years ago
In this case, from the R.O.T.A. team - a very violent and effective police squad in São Paulo
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
you see if we did more things like this we would have less people dying from cops
Anna Tribe 4 years ago
I have epilepsy and one day I was having a tonic clonic seizure. My daughter happened to drop by and heard me so came in to find me seizing on the ground and my cat was on top of me and using her claws to stop herself falling off while I was spasming. When I came round she couldn't stop laughing while telling me what my cat was doing.
Spikey Bunny 4 years ago
I was being wheeled out to the ambulance during a massive asthma attack and my son filmed it with hilarious commentary because there were so many people working on me that it reminded him of a clown car! XD
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HardTruths 4 years ago
Leading through demonstration. Best way to teach, I reckon. But maybe the doggo feels a bit down coz it's 'not part of the pack' now...
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Jo Chrisco 4 years ago
Dr. Doggo.....how am I gonna get these hoomans into these little cages?
Dave Chapman 4 years ago
Anti-vaxxers should be required to wear these, with a Top on it so it's covered!
According to influencer marketing agency Mediakix, meme accounts have been among the fastest-growing on Instagram. And I don't know about you, but I'd say "I Want to Leave" definitely belongs to this category. Its pictures are like templates, begging for captions.
"Home to funny images, gifs, and short videos accompanied by culturally relevant captions, meme accounts appeal to audiences of all types," Mediakix explained. "Meme account popularity has exploded in the last couple of years ... [and there are] thousands of them in hundreds of different categories."
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Daniel Atkins 4 years ago
The prophecy said the truth was in the iron, Today they realized what that meant.
One huge factor lies in the format. "Compared to more traditional forms of media like news articles or YouTube videos, memes require little time and effort to consume and understand," Mediakix said. "They also align well with the fast-paced nature of social media. A user can consume a meme in mere seconds and do so virtually anywhere he/she has access to the internet."
Memes are especially good for Instagram, which is likely related to their explosive growth on the platform. Here, users don't spend a great deal of time viewing analyzing content but instead scroll quickly. The expediency and accessibility of memes adhere to this behavior — memes tend to be incredibly topical, so these bite-sized snippets continue to feel fresh to audiences.
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Fus 4 years ago
For those that don't know, at the end of the first SpongeBob movie, this is how Patrick was dressed for the end musical scene.
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HardTruths 4 years ago
"I am putting you in the Performance Improvement Plan for six months, and then we will do a final evaluation. How does that sound?"
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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago
I welcome our AI overlords! Never too early to suck up...
Daniel Atkins 4 years ago
You know they would escape we have seen posts on this site. Roaming the mall learning our weaknesses.
Unlike other social media influencers that create content within specific niches like beauty, family, or sports, Instagram meme accounts usually operate on a broader scale. As you can probably tell at this point of the list.
In this sense, they function more like celebrity accounts in that they appeal to a wider spectrum of audiences instead of, say, one type of millennial. To do so, Instagram meme channels frequently share content focused on shared experiences like widely popular TV shows that so many of us grew up watching.
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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
Is it still cannibalism if an alligator eats a croc?
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Sarcasm Queen 4 years ago
Why they would put a statue in this position in the first place is beyond me
Mary Peace 4 years ago
I can't see the position from this picture. Could happen to any outdoor statue, in the right climate.
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Francis 4 years ago
if i were a pilot i totally would hold that in my hand while greeting the guests and tell them it's my first day at the job :D
Anne 4 years ago
Judging from his stripes.. I think he's doing exactly that :D
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cerial___killer 4 years ago
Also this is soo like the pilot whose uniform for work on Halloween included being blind
Spack Jarrow 4 years ago
That's ok, fun book for the flight captain. 😌 Be glad it's not "(SpecificAircraft-) Cockpit noises and the meanings" or "When and how to safely land an airplane"
"Perhaps because they're frequently created on the basis of universal experiences, like waiting for your crush to text back, memes incite sharing," Mediakix wrote.
"Meme accounts generate content full of humor and nostalgia – two entities that bond people together. Frequently, Instagram users will tag friends in the comment section or share posts through direct messaging ... Top memes are so incredibly on point that they can almost seem to mirror an inside joke. This sharability increases the discoverability of Instagram meme accounts and in turn, boosts the rate at which they grow."
Whether you're a dad, cat lover, sports fan, or struggling model, there's a meme account full of humor and wry observation for you to follow. Like "I Want to Leave!"
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Sascha Dix 4 years ago
That's the same thing I'm doing with Wax from "Baby Bel" cheese :) Screenshot...a6-png.jpg 
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
A lot more creative than my baby bel wax creation, which was just a ball.
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Stannous Flouride 4 years ago
Think your kids are tough? Most French kids start every day with pain!
Butterfly McQueen 4 years ago
Is this like, No matter how Dad your father is, German fathers are Vader?
Leon Praveen Lang 4 years ago
I am a Malysian child living in germany (and speaking German) and have send this to my friends, they are proud.
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Francis 4 years ago
thanks for making me loudly snort-laughing at work xD
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Eva the Egg 4 years ago (edited)
Hello? I would like to tell you about our saviour, Lord Beezus Christ
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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
Didn't even notice. Thought it was already bad and then I read your comment.
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Brobro McDuderson 4 years ago
How does one get into that hammock? Or more importantly...get out?
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Giles McArdell 4 years ago
Reminds me of "Lady Cottington's Pressed Fairy Book" by Terry Jones (RIP Terry, we miss you)
Jaye Rodger 4 years ago
If the Simpsons taught me anything, it's that a giant mall is going to be built just over the hill
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Allen Lavine 4 years ago
This is not Ghostbusters it's the ooze that made the teenage mutant ninja turtles
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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago
I can't believe I say this about radishes, but... OMG, they are soooo cute! 😍😍😍
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BAN CAPITAL LETTERS 4 years ago
first thing I thought was "I've got your back"
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Earl Grey 4 years ago
Probably. That’s how the males fight. They smash each other with their heads and necks, so that was probably no big deal for the giraffe.
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Someone had to explain the insurer how it happened... I wish I had been there to hear
Steve Barnett 4 years ago
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2478356/moment-giraffe-gets-its-head-stuck-in-car-window-leaving-couple-shocked-at-west-midlands-safari-park/
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 4 years ago (edited)
Why the bloody hell were they driving with their windows down!? Gaaah, no wonder this happens.I love how the article described the giraffe as "plucky." I thought that this would have happened in Florida, and then I saw that it took place in Scotland. Touche, Scotland.
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Ray_gunn 4 years ago (edited)
The video is on YouTube: these a-holes were at a safari park with their car windows wound down and the giraffe put its head inside the open window. At which point they attempted to close the window on the creature's head. The glass smashed and exploded as it closed on the giraffe. No idea as to what injuries it suffered.
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Poor thing... stupid human closed the car window electrically without the first thought for the animal's safety.
Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago
Oh no ! I hope it wasn’t too badly hurt by that glass. Ouchy !
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iblowsheep 4 years ago
have a feeling this was not in an English speaking country and that shirt is equivalent of the random Chinese character
Angela Turrall 4 years ago
In the city, the city of Compton We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin'
Whitney Gal 4 years ago
Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild West.
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Vorknkx 4 years ago
Most other Slavic countries are Orthodox Christian too.
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Eppe 4 years ago
I find your need to explicitly state you're human a bit suspicous Laura (if that is even your real name).
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François Carré 4 years ago
Of all the 266 Catholic Popes in history and with all the weird stuff that happened around them (and all the cats you can see in Italian cities), I would be surprised there was not at least one usurpator Cat Pope.
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Skara Brae 4 years ago
Honest question to sunbathers: Why would she pick that spot? There must be other choices nearby.
Eliza MOSKOWITZ 4 years ago
This looks like Tel Aviv. And was Probly mid lock down when people couldn't be more than 500 meters from their homes. Context.
Monday 4 years ago
Is that....a dude in a bikini? or is the lighting just making it look like the lady has a bit of stubble?
A B C 4 years ago (edited)
I'd say it's just a shadow, but *shrug* if it's a dude feeling fabulous, well, let him be. /edit: if that's a guy, I'm the first time in my life jealous about a male body, lol.
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April Caron 4 years ago
Sir, this is a garden center, not a public bath house. Uh… what happened to your clothes?
Colin Matthews 4 years ago
Ahahaha, the Albanian immigrants took a while to fit in to London..
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Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
I found a copy of that once! Kinda regret now that I didn't buy it.
Gail Nicholson 4 years ago
lol I actually went to look this up. Sadly, it's just a parody of the original plot with dragons instead of people. I think the cover is plenty for the joke...
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
*distant union pacific challenger sounds* The Scalies are inbound. Please find a cardboard tube in case things go awry.
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DUN DUN 4 years ago
Ah yes! Just a little poke and he will be again on his feet
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Eva the Egg 4 years ago (edited)
Belle had been gone with the beast for some time, and the furniture were very bored
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Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
Upper respiratory infection would be my first guess, especially since the eyes look crusty.
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WickedWeliSteph 4 years ago
What the actual f**k is going on here? Someone please explain what I am looking at
Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
It's a long-necked turtle. They actually can move their heads around that much! It's so they can stretch out further to catch prey, I believe.
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Jon S. 4 years ago (edited)
I can solve this one for you. I help historic buildings get planning permission and have recommended businesses do this several times. Quite simply they need to install amenities in the ceilings and walls in order to operate as (usually) shops and rather than damage the historic fabric of the building I recommended constructing a temporary structure which will protect the gorgeous historical elements for when they move out. It has to be 100% reversible so future occupants can choose to restore it if they want.
Adam Twilley 4 years ago
Easily explained. This will be a business premises and the cost of restoring the roof would be too high. Quicker, cheaper and more cost effective to cover it.
Jace 4 years ago
That’s not a roof. It’s a ceiling. A roof is on the top of the outside of the structure.
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Casey B 4 years ago
As a fellow American I'm glad to say you lost that bet, this was in a Moscow office building.
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Synsepalum 4 years ago
That might be the Seattle train station. They eventually took down all the gross panels and let the true beauty shine.
Casey B 4 years ago
I found the original post for this, it was in Moscow, 3 years ago.
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Tassenküchlein168 4 years ago
Of course not. Health business is sustainable if it keeps people somewhere in the range between sick and dead. Now you know why it mustn’t be a BUSINESS.
F. H. 4 years ago
Dead wrong. Health business is most profitable if your patients have a constant income and regularly come back with minor issues. That's why dentists do so well. And alternative medicine providers.
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Steve Barnett 4 years ago (edited)
W illy Wonka: "Is the everlasting gobstopper a sustainable business model?”. "I mean, you only have to buy just one after all?"
Spikey Bunny 4 years ago
This is why planned obsolescence exists. For example, lightbulbs. They can make them to last longer/forever, but then there wouldn't be companies wanting to manufacture them.
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Mike Beck 4 years ago (edited)
Of course it is. Now matter how many diseases we defeat, there will always be more. We just need to break the patent model so they have to compete on price and quality and seriously consider forbidding (or drastically altering) the shareholder model for biohealth companies. Probably toss in an idea along the lines of "bonuses received only upon new products launched" with "double clawback if any fraud/illegality is found".
K R 4 years ago
RN here. Work in acute care hospital. Not sure if guess is accurate as I type this but hospitals must be bigger money than primary care. My idea is put the hospitals out of business and optimize health with primary care. If getting admitted multiple times a year, it might be too late. This system we have now, shouldn't be how it works.
Brenda Swann 4 years ago
And this is why conspiracy theories gain ground. Disgusting that big pharma is able to become BIG PHARMA
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
You made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
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Nope 4 years ago (edited)
I had a cockatiel that liked doing that. You may think this birb has been at it for quite a time, but this can be the outcome of less than a minute of the owner's distraction
D K 4 years ago
Cockatiels are so damn cute with their little orange cheeks.
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Brandon Marlowe 4 years ago
Disgusting to keep marine mammals (or land or air based either) in cages.
Catlady6000 4 years ago
I remember reading an article after Hurricane Katrina, the New Orleans Zoo asked the Army and National Guard to come look at the animals for free, they were missing their audience. This was a few days after the storm hit. But the normalcy of having humans walking around was actually a comfort for many of them
Spikey Bunny 4 years ago
I imagine the same problems came up during the pandemic. Poor animals
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Whitney Gal 4 years ago
My dad always told me that if I didn’t get to a mechanic when my “check engine” light came on, my car would become a nice big planter. Looks like he was right!
François Carré 4 years ago
Great, now I want to flip all the cars in my street (yeah, even mine) and start growing plants on them. Sweet revenge for all the green landscapes destroyed by bloody road infrastructures.
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Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
If I'm being completely honest, I've taken my bonsai forest on short drives before.
Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
Definitely. One little plant doesn't generate enough oxygen for a person to breathe.
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Bexxxxx 4 years ago
Plants and trees don’t generate nearly as much oxygen as people think they do. Micro algae actually produces more than 75% of the oxygen we breathe 🤓
Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago
I think it's more for pollution and smog and thinks like that. Nice idea though!
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
slightly above the buttcrack if biology is anything to go by
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François Carré 4 years ago
It just looks like absolute, bottomless void to me.
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Kelli Lindsay 4 years ago
Came here to say that! I'm assuming Anesh Kapoor owns the ice cream shop!
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And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
Casey B 4 years ago
He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster.... Nietzsche
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Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago
The rejected sphinx designs. "No Phil, NO! I said HEAD of a woman, feet of a cat!!"
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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
I was curious to know if this was real or photoshopped and it is in fact real. This photo was done for a Patagonia catalogue in 1995.
ggus44 4 years ago
If it wasn't for the 90s look, I would say they were doing that to post the pic on instagram, just like those idiots that die or hurt themselves doing stupid things just to post it online.
Joonscrab 4 years ago
Just shows how people did stupid stuff all the time even before social media. The only problem now is that these people spread it on the internet for gullible teens and more stupid people to try out
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UncleRussian 4 years ago
I put whatever I damn please on my pizza. You ain't eating my pizza, so why the hell does it matter?
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Kinslee the witches apprentice 4 years ago (edited)
PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA WITH HAM IS GOOD IF YOU SAY BLASPHEMY BLASPHEM-YOU
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Gail Nicholson 4 years ago
My only issue with this really is that the pineapple would make the crisps all soggy...
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Caro Caro 4 years ago
Uhm, They all have done this more than once is all I'm saying.
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Steve Barnett 4 years ago
This is how much of these fries I could eat... Too-many-f...3af67c.jpg 
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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
You get past him to the bigger boss, to complete the level ^-^
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Hilary Mol 4 years ago
THIS... IS.... SPARTA!! Oh, wait, no. This is just the river next to my house.
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Devil's Advocate 4 years ago (edited)
Depends if this is at someone's house, or like a soft play centre
Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago
When my children were small, I’d of probably bought something like this .
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Chucky Cheezburger 4 years ago
My dude, that snorkels not gonna help you much at that depth...
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Because they always make the men do all the dangerous stuff.
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If a car hits the back bumper, the back and top of his head will hurt, then the trunk (boot) lid could swing down and knock some teeth out.
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Londo Cotto 4 years ago
I see your example and raise you "emphysema patient with one functioning lung, dragging four IV machines on pole DOWN an incline to the hospital border so they could have a durry. ROYAL BRISBANE.
Mistralok 4 years ago
I've done this; not exactly the same way though. I was admitted to the hospital in a supposedly terminal state. Just before getting in bed I asked the nurse if I could have a smoke. She snuck me out back in the dark to have a last smoke. I'm damn glad that they were wrong.
Tassenküchlein168 4 years ago (edited)
My neighbor. In the Same Moment she says she isn’t vaccinated and will not be because of the poison. 🤦🏽♀️
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Not half as bad as the entrance of the hospital in my city where people with oxygen tanks are sitting in wheelchairs smoking their stinking cigarettes. You have to fight your way through a smoke screen to get medical help.
Nadja Lambacher 4 years ago
Also that is very dangerous. They could explode.
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GenXandEarnedItAll 4 years ago
Yup. "Ma'am, can you put your cigarette out so I can listen to your lungs? I just want to try and figure out why you're having difficulty breathing." Said every Medic ever!
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BorPand8 4 years ago
Don't see why not. The cat's just lying on the windowsill and the bars are plenty far apart.
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AmmoniteCat 4 years ago
The other two are like- "Look at this immature fool. He has failed us."
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Chucky Cheezburger 4 years ago
Oh how I feel this...what...what does it feel like to live out the fantasy? Please tell us...please....
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Daniel Atkins 4 years ago
This waiting table in hopes of being discovered seem more plausible.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago
I would think this would make him rather popular with the ladies.
Londo Cotto 4 years ago
I just had some chocolate so I'm gonna be irresistible to women for the next few hours.
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White Paper Tsuru 4 years ago
I'm going to guess a training site where they purposely torch a building to give their people a controlled planned burn to get practical experience.
Hilary Mol 4 years ago
All they're missing is a sign board in front that reads "This is fine."
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IAmNotAWoman,I'mAHalseyFan 4 years ago
The first thing I noticed was all of the Pride flags lol. Now I'm happy :)
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SomeCrazyDogLover 4 years ago
Here ya go. Always have it nearby just in case F9ED2905-3...9-jpeg.jpg 
Marci Rommal 4 years ago
Except for the one with the male and female carrying around plants on their backs connected to their noses. That one is frightening.
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SomeCrazyDogLover 4 years ago
Here ya go. Always have it nearby just in case F9ED2905-3...9-jpeg.jpg
Marci Rommal 4 years ago
Except for the one with the male and female carrying around plants on their backs connected to their noses. That one is frightening.
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