“I Want To Leave” Is Pretty Much The Weirdest Instagram Account, And Here Are 50 Pictures To Prove It

He's actually the officer pinning him down

The face of doggo: Why hoomans, WHY??!!

Technically it's still a horse

**scream**

Someone give this man some love!!!

Patrick is lookin thicc

Office theme!

Late with my dinner again food giver?

Speaks volumes for their efficiency.

Cannibalism.

He loves the odor!

A true hangover!

if i were a pilot i totally would hold that in my hand while greeting the guests and tell them it's my first day at the job :D

Thats so cool 😯😯😯

Kinder means children in german

Must have eaten hot chilies

is it a worse or a homan

Hello? I would like to tell you about our saviour, Lord Beezus Christ

The hammock!

Tinker Bell?

Runny nose

Welp Time to call the ghost busters.

I can't believe I say this about radishes, but... OMG, they are soooo cute! 😍😍😍

To have you and hold you ....

caaaaaaame in liiiiiiiiiiiiiiike a recking baaaaaaaall

I love everything about this photo

In the city, the city of Compton We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin'

It is a mass for California's ravers

Fanciest mall Santa ever

Time to sit on Santa Pope's lap.

Wel Santa, aren't we fancy this year!

In the city of L.A In the city of good ol' Watts In the city, the city of Compton We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin'

That’s right kid, we sure do!

Well they do

In the city of good old Watts.

ho, hum

Time to be judged by Santa Clause again. Wonder if Billie will get coal again.

They don’t know how to read English obviously.😽

Aaand I don't understand this pic.

The bishop disparately wants to visit California....

Ah yes, the old “our religious dude must be decorated like a king” tradition.

Feels like Poland, for some reason.

Tupac.

California knows how to party, but it is not California here... Party like a Russian!

Orthodox Church introducing a new generation. Maybe they should have checked his background a little bit harder.

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California love California knows how to party California knows how to party In the city of L.A In the city of good ol' Watts In the city, the city of Compton We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin' Now let me welcome everybody to the Wild Wild West A state that's untouchable like Eliot Ness The track hits your eardrum like a slug to your chest Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex We in that Sunshine State where the bomb-ass hemp be The state where you never find a dance floor empty And pimps be on a mission for them greens Lean mean money-making-machines servin' fiends I been in the game for 10 years makin' rap tunes Ever since honeys was wearin' Sassoon Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me Diamonds shinin', lookin' like I robbed Liberace It's all good, from Diego to the Bay Your city is the bomb if your city makin' pay Throw up a finger if you feel the same way Dre puttin' it down for Californ-i-a California knows how to party California knows how to party (yes, they do) In the city of L.A In the city of good ol' Watts In the city, the city of Compton We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin' Shake, shake it, baby Shake, shake it, shake it baby Shake, shake it, mama Shake it, Cali Shake, shake it, baby Shake, shake it Shake, shake it mama Shake it Out on bail, fresh out of jail, California dreamin' Soon as I step on the scene, I'm hearin' hoochies screamin' Fiendin' for money and alcohol, the life of a Westside player Where cowards die and the strong ball Only in Cali where we riot, not rally, to live and die In L.A. we wearin' Chucks, not Ballys (yeah, that's right) Dressed in Locs and Khaki suits, and ride is what we do Flossin' but have caution, we collide with other crews Famous because we program Worldwide, let them recognize from Long Beach to Rosecrans Bumpin' and grindin' like a slow jam It's Westside, so you know the Row won't bow down to no man Say what you say, but give me that bomb beat from Dre Let me serenade the streets of L.A From Oakland to Sac-town, the Bay Area and back down Cali is where they put their mack down, give me love California knows how to party California knows how to party In the city of L.A In the city of good ol' Watts In the city, the city of Compton We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin' Shake, shake it, baby Shake, shake it Shake, shake it, mama Shake it, Cali Shake, shake it, baby Shake, shake it Shake, shake it mama Shake it, Cali Uh, yeah, uh, uh, Long Beach in the house Uh, yeah, Oaktown Oakland definitely in the house Frisco, Frisco And you know L.A. up in this Pasadena, where you at? Yeah, Inglewood Inglewood always up to no good Even Hollywood tryin' to get a piece, baby Sacramento, Sacramento where you at? Throw it up, y'all! Throw it up, throw it up I can't see ya Let's show these fools how we do it on this Westside 'Cause you and I know it's the best side Yeah, that's right West Coast, West Coast California love California love, yeah California knows how to party California knows how to party In the city of L.A In the city of good ol' Watts In the city, the city of Compton We keep 'em rockin', we keep 'em rockin' Just come on shake, shake it, baby Baby, baby, shake it mama, shake it mama, shake it mama

Alien unicorn kitty!!! 👽🦄🐱

She's not impressed.

I would go to church if he was there

Honest question to sunbathers: Why would she pick that spot? There must be other choices nearby.

Bacchus

Bestseller

The weight of life was too exhausting....

Gross AND cute... How is this possible? 😂

Heeeeeeeey girl

And then I saw her face. Now I'm a erm...beaver

Such a beautiful ceiling, why was it hidden?