30 Times People Claimed They Knew What Masculinity Is All About Yet It Sounded Messed Up

What the hell? If you want to be safe and not get arrested you are not a “man”?

Yep, he got her pregnant by being gay. That’s how being gay works

Someone should tell him that car light are LED too.

Yet anyone can knock someone else out but not everyone can cook good food.

dumb dumb think push ups put food on the table.

Wha.....? This is even more stupid than the height obsession

A man who wants to have a lunch box. Who knew.

Thats a lot of words for 'ive never satisfied a woman"

Wait staff in the U.S. make less than minimum wage. Plus I'd love to see these people actually wait tables. Seriously. Lets see how long they last when they have to deal with other people like themselves and everything else wait staff has to deal with.

Yes, real men only eat unhealthy food and die young!

Oh dear sky daddy someones been reading too much paranormal romance novels.

Any man who claims he is an alpha is a micro-penised moron. Also, alpha males in the sense that he uses it is restricted to lower primates. It isn't the case in humans and doesn't need to be. https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/the_myth_of_the_alpha_male

My fiance smiles all day, even so often that it will freeze in his face one day I believe. It always makes me happy too to see him smiling. I'm sure this person that wrote that post here makes nobody smile, like, ever.

Because women actually prefer alpha males who signal themselves as a threat, for sure.

A real man doesn't live his life categorizing things as "alpha" or "beta".

F*ck yeah! Women just love a guy who smirks. Mmmmm, Sooooo Alpha.

Pretty sure that this guy also thinks believing in a round Earth is feminine also.

You should stick to whispering to cats man, you clearly don't understand your own species.

Men smiling and laughing are so attractive, shows they don't take life seriously and are likely to be fun to be around!

And who likes an alpha male? That's right, (almost) NO ONE!

I never get why the terms "alpha", "beta" and all that would actually apply to real life people. I believe human society is more complicated than that of animals.

Smiling is the friendliest way to show teeth - old retail worker saying

ooohhh im so scared to be BeTa

for me a smile is the most attractive thing in guys, i see smile, i die..

If you're happy and ya know it....

Basically saying men who don't smile are a threat. Thanks, as a woman I will stay clear of you.

Man ain't just a fatty incel, he's the whole Mitochondria.

Their name is actually cat whisperer don't talk to me

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson smiles all the time. Go tell him to his face he's a big beta.

ooohhhhh fck off with the BS

We know what now

If some random guy smirks at me, or looks at me without smiling, I'm going to assume he means me harm.

WTF

Beta and Alpha used about male behaviour; red flags of fuckboy douche-ness.

A smirk creates a negative reaction. I vote these "men" smirk, so we can avoid them! :-)

Real Men Don't Smile HARRUMPH

Says a beta trying hard to fake something he's not.

Cringe!

That's kinda like how negative people are perceived to be smarter I guess. And I shall forever be perceived as someone uterly stupid... :)

Aren't cat whisperers some kind of feminine, too? I mean, in the eyes of those? And, what's all that Alpha stuff? Brave new World implied that Alphas would be the smart breed, while ... well, ... well .......

F*****g smirk? Thats so unappealing, a smirk is a superiority type thing. But I guess whether guys smile or not, and how they smile, isn't my business (in any case not my business to tell them what to do). It's documented that women generally hate being told to smile, myself included. I just think smirks are for jerks. Nothing wrong with a crooked smile, they aren't the same thing

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

we all know woman prefered douchface guy

Yeah, who wants a partner with self control, right?

Who said female can’t be dangerous

I would think that a man who does not want to make me sick cares about me. Even if it's just as a human being who deserves their health protected.

Whoaw!

W H A T

Modern men beg for women's appreciation..and ancient men didn't? MUHAHAHA The Greek 'ancient man' Paris chose Aprodite as the winner of this beauty pageant because she promised him that if he did so, Helen of Troy (the most beautiful girl in the world) would love him. This started a 10 year war..10 YEARS!!!!

I think men with illegible handwriting have far more explaining to do...

News for you: gay men are, by definition, men.

Only women are born

A man drinking brewed coffee?? *Angry screeching noises*

No, I kinda like this one. Sawdust gets abso-fricken-lutely everywhere, just like glitter. It's just as irritating. Statistically speaking, more men are going to generate sawdust than women. That's the trouble with absolutes though - men will use glitter (if they are an artist, for example, or a chef and it's the edible kind) and women will do woodworking and create sawdust. But lumping stereotypes together makes for a short, pithy joke.

Would be funny to pop up to a construction site wearing business attire.

Real man rather feel miserable than warm!

Guess the overabundance of testosterone keeps them from typing. Or is that gay too?

I hope this one gets eaten by his profile pic. Lion snack