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Even more than the obvious, practical purpose of being watered and fed, we go to bars and restaurants for the atmosphere. A place could have the finest cuisine and the tastiest beers in the world, but if it doesn't have any soul, any feeling, are you truly going to enjoy the experience?

Probably not. That's why when we do find a joint with a ton of character, we like to celebrate it. This list of bars and restaurants, compiled by Bored Panda, comes from customers that just had to share the funny, kooky and unique things that they've encountered on a night out - these spots go the extra mile to make sure their visitors get a truly memorable experience!

Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

#1

Bar In Nebraska Doing It Right

Bar In Nebraska Doing It Right

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Keuthonymos
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. I pointed at my monitor and said "Yes. Good."

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knittin' kitten
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a way to encourage people to do good things. If positive behaviour like this is reinforced more people would be willing to do positive things. if all you are is yelled at for being bad and ignored for being good that isn't really encourage you to do anything good does it? People do the right thing (usually) because its the right thing but being thanked makes it better

Tee
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We need more places like this.

Vanessa
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

all bars in the world should take note of this :)

Louise Stange-Wahl
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WOW! What an amazing letter! I don't drink, but would definitely go in for lunch. Who knows how many tragedies this averted!

Nora H.
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think I get it, sorry.. Is this letter left at the guests car? Who gets it and how..? Is it meant for those who choose to stay at the hotel/guesthouse connected to the bar, instead of driving home (maybe drunk)? No disrespect intended, I'm just plainly confused. I'm a non English native, maybe I'm just missing vocabulary?

Alexandra Davis
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's been left on the windscreen on a car that was left over night in the car park of a bar/ restaurant, because the driver had had too much to drink to safely and legally drive home; so they got a taxi/ walked/ bus home and will collect the car the next morning when sober. The owners of the venue left this on the persons car windscreen to thank them for being responsible and not drink driving, and rewarding them for doing so. By thanking and giving an incentive for doing this and not drink driving it should and hopefully does make more people think "I'm not going to risk driving drunk" and leaving their car over night and collecting the next day.

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Daria B
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Korea you can hire someone to drive your car for you and bring you home safely. And if your car gets a ticket for speeding and such, you can call the police department that issued your ticket and they will take care of it.

Paul Chang
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Humanity is still alive in few areas

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So how to create that elusive atmosphere? With thanks to culinary blog Restaurant Tallent, here are some basic concepts to keep in mind:

Restaurant concepts: The restaurants with concepts attract people. If you have a particular cuisine, then you can design the restaurant with the idea of that country or culture. For example, if the restaurant is Chinese then you can create the restaurant with things that will make the customers feel like they are in China. You can also add a story on how the restaurant was founded and place artwork and pictures of the history of the restaurants.

Cleanliness: Who would prefer anything which is not clean? People can get very cautious when they eat out. If your restaurant is not clean, then there are chances you may never see that customer again. Make sure to change the linen and have clean dishes.


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    ‘The Restaurant Of Order Mistakes’ Employs Waiters With Dementia, And You Never Know What You’re Getting

    ‘The Restaurant Of Order Mistakes’ Employs Waiters With Dementia, And You Never Know What You’re Getting

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    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually so wholesome

    Gregg V
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    6 years ago

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    Wholesome, but I'm not eating there nor would I let they work on anything that I own!

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    WillemPenn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should take my dad with dementia since he always forgets what he ordered by the time it comes anyway. And half the time he doesn't know what he is eating. Yesterday he had "the best hamburger [he's] ever had in his life!" It was a fried chicken sandwich with bacon.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I shouldn't laugh at that, but that is adorable. At least he enjoyed it!

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    kasa alex
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to go there I love surprises!

    Serbob
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This probably wouldn't be a place to go if you had bad food allergies. I don't, so I would eat there all the time.

    Samantha Comerford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so heartwarming . We need this in the UK

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like it could be good fun. Who doesn't love surprises?

    AndersM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would.eat there every day! Oh man that's just the best/nicest/funniest idea ever!

    Kai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a great idea, I would go 100% sure.

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    #3

    This Restaurant In Austin Is Catching The US Up With The Rest Of The World

    This Restaurant In Austin Is Catching The US Up With The Rest Of The World

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    Michele Ottone
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how things work in EU, Definitely, in Italy it works this way. Tips are given (not every time, not in all places) in appreciation of an outstanding service, they are not supposed to be the employees' wage.

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always thought this was the right and only way things should be: employees get paid but also get tips as gratefulness rewards by customers. Recently I learnt about this tip-being-employee's wage bulls**t. It's ridiculous and whoever came up with it is a disgusting excuse of a human being.

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same as how it works in Australia. Tipping is not expected and the other plus is that the taxes are added too so the prices on the menu is what you will pay, no having to work out the tax on top of the total.

    John Arild Berge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about time the US joins the rest of the world

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's quite hard when it's now a 4th world country. This means "deliberately under-developed".

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the way it should be everywhere

    Daphne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'One job should be enough' said a sign in a demonstration in Boston I witnessed as a visitor from the Netherlands and I completely agree.

    Nora H.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a European, I am baffled at the thought of people, who live in so called 1st world countries, having to work more than one job to survive. Oh my.... If I was religious, I would pray for my fellow humans in the US...

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    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and this is how it already works in the civilized world. You're welcome to join when you're ready, America.

    Kururi.Orihara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We want to, we really do. It’s the government officials holding us back though...

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    Sansa Blacktyde
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In civilised countries, paying servers a living wage and having tips as a en extra perk is normal. In the UK and many European countries it is illegal to pay less than the minimum wage and expect staff to have to expect tips to make up a living wage.

    varwenea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the US is still so backwards. And you should see the people complaining if the tip is already included, declaring "I should be able to decide if the server did a good job or not!". (I'm in the U.S.)

    Lisa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we need to adopt this at more places in the States. Also prices for everything should be given with taxes already factored in.

    Paul Jordan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I agree, the problem with the States is you have State taxes plus many time city/town taxes as well. Talk about a totally munted system.

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    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In any civilised country this is the normal way, but in America it has to be announced as something special. America is proving it's title of Backwardistan again.

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    Lighting: The lighting should not be too bright that it blinds your customers and also not so dim that they are not able to look at what they eat. Again depending on the clients and the situations you must alter the lighting.

    Music: Depending on the situation you can choose the genre of music. Music can be very pleasing to hear while eating. You can prefer light jazz or pop music to have a peaceful setting. You can also set your music based on your cuisine.

    #4

    Contrary To Popular Belief

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am working in Customer Service, we have this as a poster on the wall

    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor soul... I know how some customers are...

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    Miztre
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really can't understand how people can abuse workers, especially when something is out of their control.

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frustration sometimes bypasses common sense - or they're just not very nice people. I always tell myself that the person I'm speaking to is probably the least likely to be responsible and don't take it out on them.

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    Bleh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poster should be placed everywhere

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working a 12 hour shift people on another waitress s station summoned me; "Where is our food"? I said perhaps their waitress was the one lying on the floor with paramedics working on her. They said "We don't care about that, we want our food" Good thing the cook didn't hear that.

    Lesly Shepack
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could use that in my classroom some days.

    D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can they hang this at my hospital?

    Laurie Stewart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish every human had to work in some customer service job for six months. It would make them much more understanding of things.

    Wilf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice poster, but the gun on the wall in the background kind of ups the ante...

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    #5

    A Pub Urinal In Ireland

    A Pub Urinal In Ireland

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    Marcus Fleming
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexandra Kazek. Greetings from Ireland. I recommend you take a slow breath. Drink a sip of cold water and think: 'Do I really know the first thing about Ireland? Past or present. No. Perhaps I shouldn't be slinging insults around without provocation. Alexandra, even the briefest study of our little country will impress any unbiased mind. X

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the first time in my life that I ever wanted to be male. Just to use that urinal!

    Jim Kang
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, I approve this message.

    Carlos Ferreira
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic! Now we need his image on the inside of a toillet bowl.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always felt that the Irish were very intuitive people.

    ClearlyAverage
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, thank you kindly, go raibh míle maith agat

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    Louise Stange-Wahl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE IT! Drinks all around. Maybe I should put that photo in the bottom of the dumpster I use for my horse manure! Great fertilizer!

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    Menu Design: Many may not think much about the menu card, but the menu card can attract and define the ambiance of the restaurant. Take time to create the menu card in such a way that each meal has a description of what the meal is. You can also add pictures so that the customers will know better about the food they are ordering.

    Dishes, silver ware, and linens: Choose your dishes and silverware in such a way that it matches with your restaurant. Always have clean washed linens and make sure that in any situation you do not serve your customers with dirty dishes.

    Pretty basic stuff, but very important nonetheless! All that's left to do now is add your own personal touch!


    #6

    This Restaurant Has A Painting Of Their Very First Customers

    This Restaurant Has A Painting Of Their Very First Customers

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    Nea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The First Supper?

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that!

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    Nostalgic Hyena
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they still come there every now and then.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, man, how cool is that?

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    #7

    Windimere Pub Is Keeping The Local Populous In Good Spirits

    Windimere Pub Is Keeping The Local Populous In Good Spirits

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    Miztre
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha this is good!

    D L C
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    6 years ago

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    Ahem. The headline should be "populace", not populous. I thought we shared a common language.

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to add Cheetos on the side :)

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "small pickle" made me laugh!

    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me directions please, I'm on my way. Anybody joining?

    Chris Green
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please add a sprinkle of Cheeto dust!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds god awful...and that's just about right.

    Debster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang I want to eat here and laugh!

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be a pile of s**t served with a tumbleweed on top. Probably wouldn't sell too well though ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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    #8

    I Found This In A Cocktail Bar In Indiana And It Made Me Smile

    I Found This In A Cocktail Bar In Indiana And It Made Me Smile

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    Aaron W
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Transsexuals have been using public bathrooms for more than half a century, funny how it wasn't a problem until right wing politicians decided to make it a problem.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in an office a years ago that only had two single toilet bathrooms, one for men and one for women—-way too few for the number of employees, as they had just experienced a growth spurt and hired a lot of extra staff. The men’s room was always available, while the ladies’ room was always occupied. Management seemed oblivious to the problem—-those a******s had their own, private bathrooms—-so I finally said f**k it and would boldly walk right into the men’s room. Didn’t give a fat rat’s a*s who saw me, and would defy anyone who said it was illegal, as it was back then. It’s more illegal not have have adequate facilities for the number of staff.

    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use whichever bathroom doesn't have a line

    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays I don’t understand why even new establishments designate single-person restrooms as being a specific gender. Just make all single-person restrooms available for anyone!

    Mindy Megas-Loucks
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent 13 years working in a men's prison. There's nothing in there I haven't seen before. If I've got to pee, I'm going in whichever bathroom I can get in.

    Meechelle Reha
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Baba Caine Be a Kidney without a cause?! Laughed so hard, Thank you! I have renal disease & got my life saving Kidney Transplant from my Angel Hero a stranger who was 19 when he committed suicide, he saved 3 people with major organs, 2 Kidney, 1 went to me & the second went to a 70 year old man & hiw Liver went to an 80 year old man, someone got thier eyesight back from his corneas!! Anyways Thanks for the laugh!

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, that's the spirit! I love it!

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    #9

    This Poster Is In The Window Of A Pub In Sydney. Made Me Laugh

    This Poster Is In The Window Of A Pub In Sydney. Made Me Laugh

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    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is a true story if it's not I'm going to still believe it's true it's too cute

    78thStitch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband thought I was having an asthma attack I laughed so hard

    Bell Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought, 'what's funny here?' Scrolled down and cracked up ahaha

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    #10

    This Bar Obviously Owns A Cat

    This Bar Obviously Owns A Cat

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    Debster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!!!! So true. My cat is always doing that with his whiskey. Add some tuna. Works wonders.

    juice
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaa it's a The Oatmeal comic!!!

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was my grandmother's cat it would knock it over to lick off the counter she does this with her water bowl

    Peggy Shafer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attribution missing: Matthew Inman, “The Oatmeal”

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    #11

    I’ll Have The Soup And Salad, Please

    I’ll Have The Soup And Salad, Please

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    H20 croutons? That's genius!

    Rikke Hackner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rum by the kettle drum Whiskey by the jar At Liars' Bar

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    #12

    Saw This In The Window Of A Bar In Iceland

    Saw This In The Window Of A Bar In Iceland

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    Anita Trenner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This same saying was recently in front of a restaurant/bar in Denver, CO USA. Their sign NOW says, "Spooning leads to forking. Please use condiments."

    Debster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha how many read the first and not till the end....

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bartender, I'd get tired of the comments because I know there'd be dozens on a daily basis. Kind of like when a customer jokes that, 'it didn't scan so it must be free'. I know cashiers are f*cking sick of hearing that every single time.

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    #13

    A Pub In My Town Places Rubber Ducks In Puddles To Warn Guests

    A Pub In My Town Places Rubber Ducks In Puddles To Warn Guests

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    Tara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk guests bring out the bubbles

    Mary Rose Kent
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎼 Rubber Ducky you’re the one, You make bathtime so much fun, Rubber Ducky I’m awfully fond of yewwwwwww <=(deliberately sung off-key)

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday when I take myself to the tubby, I find a little fellow who's soft an yellow and cuddly. Rubber Ducky your so fine and I'm lucky that you're mine. Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you. Sorry, just had to.

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    Mask Joker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In India So many pot holes.. We need tons of rubber duck here to warn.. Great idea😁

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many of them get stolen afterwards?

    Rikke Hackner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do they squeak when they get stood on?

    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I read "warm" 😂. Warmed up my heart alright

    Juliette Dauterive
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they slide real well when you step on them...

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're oblivious to a large puddle, you'll probably be oblivious to a duck, too, and trip over it. I'm going to guess that this isn't in the US because a lawsuit would shut that down.

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    #14

    This Cafe In Seoul, Korea

    This Cafe In Seoul, Korea

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so amazing, I wonder how trippy being there in real life would be!

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to eat the chocolate off the top.

    TC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you pay with comic money too ?

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good question! I recently won in Monopoly. I have no friends or family anymore but I'm loaded in comic money!

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    Bleh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first thought that these were illustrations.....it's designed so amazingly

    GodOfHyperdeath
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty cool. It’s like being in a comic or cartoon.

    Debster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I would so love this!!

    Kururi.Orihara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen this before and want to go so bad....

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    #15

    My Local Bar Dressed Up For Halloween

    My Local Bar Dressed Up For Halloween

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    Miztre
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is very cool. I wonder if they sold Duff too?

    Bekah Darling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had cheap beer, drink garnishes of pink frosted donuts with sprinkles, and everyone was in character ✨

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah hah, this is wonderful! Did staff dress up as the normal characters at Moe’s tavern?

    Louise Stange-Wahl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BEST ONE YET!! Hope Matt Groening sees this! D'OH!!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone called Bart keep prank calling them that night?

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    #16

    I See What You Did There

    I See What You Did There

    andershemmingsendk , MINI BAR - småt er godt Report

    DearOptimists
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all the Danes on here: hire them for your next event at småtergodt.dk (small is good)

    Lulik
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cool! The Mini Bar run by "mini" people with huge creativity <3

    PandaPiñata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey buddy - Let´s open a small business.

    Ideo Gram
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Småt er godt" = Small is good/tasty.

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That beer cup carrier is genius!

    Naja Naya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on the sign it says "small is good - Mini bar - Small cold drinks"

    Rikke Hackner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and people think Danes are unimaginative.

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    #17

    This Chalk Art In A Local Bar

    This Chalk Art In A Local Bar

    doctormisterboss Report

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the loveliest of all was the Unicorn! Who remembers that song? If you do, you are like me, showing your age:)

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had green alligators and long neck geese, some humpty back camels, and some chimpanzees. They had cats and rats and elephants, as sure as you're born...

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    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned here at Bored Panda that a rhino is a battle unicorn. Now it's just a question of educating everyone.

    Pamela Scott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tales about unicorns most likely start with fossils of an extinct rhino. Later Viking realizes Europeans would pay insane amounts for norwahl horns if they told them they were unicorns!!!

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rhinos are actually related closely to horses, the usual model for unicorns.

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    #18

    My Local Bar Has A Drunk Test For People Leaving

    My Local Bar Has A Drunk Test For People Leaving

    designmur Report

    Ashley Fernandes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sober and I can't figure out which one actually opens the door.

    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither. But, maybe if we get drunk we can

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    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the note on the bill "One Hive! One Queen!" Long live Sarah Kerrigan!

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha! I'm teetotal and I'd still struggle!

    Rikke Hackner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd be confused even if I were stone cold sober.

    Liz Malcom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd never get out even if I was totally sober lmao

    Pamela Scott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horse shoe for luck with the test is a nice touch!

    Pa Nou Vang
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the deadbolt and the k**b below it that actually has a lock on it

    Ina O
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't pass it, even sober.

    LittleMissPanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be that one sober idiot that has to try all of them before finally letting myself out...

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    #19

    Medieval-Themed Pub In Prague

    Medieval-Themed Pub In Prague

    nokia621 Report

    Kurt Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it has serving wenches, but it also had mediaeval levels of service - expect to be abused with every order! (This can be jarring for new customers but is the restaurants "thing")

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People need to get into the theme of themed restaurants that's the point

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    Nea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gets added to my list of things to do!

    Martina Vitmanová
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is also a pub which is stone age themed. And if you want something from the "waiter", a savage wearing pelts, you have to bash a stone to the table really loudly or else nobody brings you anything :).

    Miriam Baartman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahah. Yeah. This one reminded me of Pebbles. Been to that place.. was fun. Does it still excist?

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like the soup with a heaping side of plague please.

    NanZ
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the kind of place where you ask for a roll and they throw it to you? You definitely need to be forewarned when going there. Of course, I am sure that a lot of people take unsuspecting friends just to watch their reactions.

    Caitlin Mary
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you're talking about Lambert's! I live right across from one. Home if the "Throwed" rolls.

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    Lisa Beatty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite bar in Prague is the Anonymous Bar. Serves drinks in IV bags and other contraptions

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red wedding flashback. I ain't going in there.

    NCC~1701
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love learning about past cultures so this would be amazing!

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooooh, I hope that means serving wenches! 💋💋💋

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    #20

    This Relatable Sign Outside A Bar In London

    This Relatable Sign Outside A Bar In London

    Drshriv Report

    PyroKitty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored? We have a website. (If you happen to be a panda, all the better)

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so wish they would lessen the number of ads to just something like a hundred a day instead of the thousands I end up enduring.

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    Mademoiselle Mirage
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hotel? Trivago Edit: Dang someone already made the joke :(

    Colleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lonely? At 3:30 am I am on Bored Panda with a glass of wine and no other options. Tissues, please.

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    #21

    Saw This Near Robin Hood’s Bay

    Saw This Near Robin Hood’s Bay

    PopeSwag69 Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite sign on this topic read “Any Child Found Alone Will Be Given An Espresso And A Free Puppy”

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a drum set, and the horror would be complete.

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave the kid outside and you'll have a 1/2 hour of peace. You're definitely going to jail, but you'll always have that 1/2 hour.

    Susie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At work, we have a sign (since taken down, yet it remains in our office) that says "All unattended children will be towed away at owner's expense."

    Louise Stange-Wahl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT A WELCOME SIGN! LOVE IT! I would make a special effort to eat there. My Yorkies (who are the best kids in the world) would be so happy to come in with us!

    Barbara Vandewalle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know an undisciplined child was running around the restaurant. A man got up and took hold of the child. He announced, loudly, how he was going to call the authorities to take the child since there was no responsible adult. Amazing how fast the parents showed up.

    jevais
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish just once that there would be no hollowing kids in a restaurant. It makes my blood curel. Impossible to relax, have a conversation and in joy ones meal. The worst-case is when the run around the tables yelling. Hell on earth. Parenthood is a full-time job.

    78thStitch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend photographed a sign that said unattended children would be given limitless espressos and a very noisy toy

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    #22

    Restaurant Puts Its Negative Reviews On Display

    Restaurant Puts Its Negative Reviews On Display

    TylerMcFluffBut Report

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, like dumb hacker who threatened me with sending some vid of me (66 year old woman) watching porn!

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get those weekly. "We have hacked your account and have evidence of you watching porn pay XXXX of else'. Yeah, I don't watch porn and even if I did I wasn't born yesterday.

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All too often negative reviews tell you more about the asshat writing it than the business.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fight the fire with fire!!! i'd litteraly go there just for reading the review

    Nathalie Langevin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great move, no one will believe anything she writes about them!

    Patrick Hayes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, way to show them. I wonder how Allie L is doing today. Shaming works in 2 directions I see.

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    #23

    This Restaurant Has An Option For When Your Significant Other Says She Isn’t Hungry

    This Restaurant Has An Option For When Your Significant Other Says She Isn’t Hungry

    McKeeFTW Report

    Colleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are the third person that I have read to use the word 'brilliant' related to this restaurant post. My sister-in-law from England uses that word all the time to describe something wonderful and I THINK THAT IS BRILLIANT! Using at work tomorrow and the goal is at least three times. (Canada) Cheers

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    NCC~1701
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would also be great for picky little kids

    NanZ
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen one for kids and I am pretty sure it was on BP.

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    Pamela Scott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it have an I don't know what I want. Options?

    Kimberley Thom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen that on another menu probably on Bored Panda.

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    blugeagua
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda, the menu never said anything about gender so why did you put “she” in your summary? Guys do the same thing too.

    Enea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joey doesn't share food!

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the kids' menu where dishes have names like "I don't know" or "I don't care". That may be here, I haven't read the entire post.

    GodOfHyperdeath
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who always does that

    James Pointer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not hungry" Is just another way of saying "I don't think I can afford to eat, but I want to be with friends and too polite to ask for help".

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    #24

    This Sign Is Hanging In The Dining Area Of Our Local Greek Restaurant

    This Sign Is Hanging In The Dining Area Of Our Local Greek Restaurant

    wisdombabies Report

    Mimi M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best server job was in a place like this. Watched the Maitre di get into a screaming throwing food fight with the GM. Another time the GM had a fit and tossed over a fully set long banquet table onto the floor. Loved that place - awesome times!

    Maria Papoila PT
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the people will never understand... lolololol

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    J. Zingler
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a greek boss once. Such a very nice and kind person, but yes the sign also describes him malaka! Do not look on Google...

    Holly Kristiansen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admire the passion but I do not have the energy.

    Pamela Scott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounss like instant stress relief for the workers. Just get it all out and move on.

    Eric Soliday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because all Greeks have never heard of a Snickers Bar

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's this place in town where they have the best fish & chips and it's owned by Greeks. LOL. But we never hear anyone fight ...

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bah! Go to a true Italian restaurant, in Italy, if you want a true kitchen row! Hahahaha!

    Viki Banaszak
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I do miss working in Greek restaurants.

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    #25

    Hmmmm

    Hmmmm

    bevvcastillo Report

    Gregg V
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's customer service under a Gen Y/Z - I'd leave a s**t for a tip. ;-)

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    Baba Caine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got this sign hanging in my local and when gets busy, barmaid hangs around neck

    Colleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work for a big box store and wish I could 'express' that sentiment to a few customers. Yesterday, 10 minutes after closing a customer told me to hurry up because she wanted to go home.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be able to make two drinks at a time, I got good with using my left hand at the same time.

    Brenda Swann
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😝😝😝😝Well done 😝😝😝😝

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    #26

    Local Bar's Breathalyzer Replacement

    Local Bar's Breathalyzer Replacement

    CrushedAvocados Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see it has whiskers but I don’t know why...do I call a cab or not?

    Tara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whiskers on the cat or the dog holding the umbrella?

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    Shelley Jennings
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe you'll make it out only when drunk.. So rather call a cab

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a fish and the lines are gills but I'm stoned so that's probably why.

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    #27

    Stools In An Italian Pub

    Stools In An Italian Pub

    KevlarYarmulke Report

    Lucida
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I'm so impressed in how creative peolpe can be. They are really ugly, but really, really cool.

    Andrea Delden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not ugly! When I finally saw that they were bottle stoppers, 4-5 secs, I thought they were brilliant! I would love to have them in my home!

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    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a bad thing that I want the bottles those came from?

    Els Kosters
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me off the stuff which was handed out by Dutch beer brewer Grolsch during a special jubilee (existing that many years or so). They are known for bottles with such a cap. I still have a light shaped as the stools above, just a few sizes smaller.

    Trin Merrick
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna see the beer bottles these came off of!

    Paul Chang
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a giant glass jar lid lock. Perfect for a grolsch bottle.

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    #28

    I Need To Work Here

    I Need To Work Here

    A1188353 Report

    Molly Universe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Collective Staff Hangover" would be a good band name...

    Ashley Fernandes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL day after the staff christmas party?

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the Office Christmas Party...

    Jo Browne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must have been a great party!!

    Clovie Lee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Band name, hmmm . Maybe, " The Hangover Collective " ??? Or the, " Hangover Staff" ... Yeah cool names for a band.. Lol

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, I've gone in on first shift bartending with a hangover, it's pure awfulness. I remember prepping a crock of Lynchberg Lemonade and smelling the JD and running to the bathroom to hurl.

    Mandi Bates
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a place like that! Best job ever!!

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    #29

    Encountered This In The Restaurant I Visited Today, And Couldn't Resist Sharing

    Encountered This In The Restaurant I Visited Today, And Couldn't Resist Sharing

    humans_are_not_real Report

    nanashi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow I never realized this. do they really don't talk in a men's bathroom? I've had several times went to the ladies with my friends just to talk lol

    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes we talk. But mostly not. It is awkward to stand behind someone who holds his penis in his hand just because you finished first. We talk while at a bar drinking. Not while taking a p**s.

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only woman that doesn't talk in the bathroom? Never ever felt the need to.

    Louise Stange-Wahl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of COURSE we go en masse to the loo. Secrets there no man may know...check out an older episode of SNL (Eddie Murphy was in the cast) called THE LADIES ROOM when a couple of wise guys decide to sneak in...it's hysterical!.

    Shart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Er men dont talk because your a foot a part from the next guy at the urinals w your...@#÷=& hanging out...kinda ackward to have a conversation at that point...

    Si
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason why women don’t want to share toilets with men

    Kris Kocis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In men`s room awkward silence is usually disturbed by awkward farts... (just look away and play cool).

    Patrick Hayes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy striking up a conversation in the men's loo. It makes so many people uncomfortable.....

    Huey89
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday life I'd agree, night out..not so much

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    #30

    Wife: “Where Are You?” Me:

    Wife: “Where Are You?” Me:

    SufficientTower Report

    varwenea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's rather genius. There also needs to be one called "I'm at the kid's school Sports Bar and Grill" to tell the boss.

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We moved to a town with a bar called "My Parent's Basement". Took me three conversations with the locals to realize it was a drinking establishment and not a lifestyle choice.

    Spinaap
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty normal (but always funny) in Belgium. Most bars have names like: around the corner, the station, tram number #, soccerclub names and so on

    Jody Brown
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else been to The Library in Santa Monica? As a librarian, I'm there doing "research" rather frequently. (The food's great too).

    Nancy Barber
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left my mother a note that said: I will be at the Library or Someplace Else. - She told me it wasn't good enough until I explained that they were both bars. Made sense to me!

    Lada Vanicek
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our town had a pub called "At work" :D

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute but kinda old. I bartended at a bar called the office years ago and have seen quite a few of them around the country over the years.

    Tara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what she called her bar

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    #31

    This Sign At A Restaurant

    This Sign At A Restaurant

    calculus501 Report

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the Reddit thread these wings can be found at Murky Waters BBQ in Mississippi, USA. A wee bit of a hike across the pond for some of us.

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    #32

    I Know A Good Deal When I See It

    I Know A Good Deal When I See It

    ImpressiveCarpet Report

    Nathalie Langevin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you already had a few, it seems like a real deal!

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be good to get the drunks?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one can drink just one. 🍺🍺

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you got two tens for a five? Thanks!

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    #33

    This Cafe Knows The Truth

    This Cafe Knows The Truth

    salesberg Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will probably feel better once the arm shows up...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they spelled my d*mn name wrong.

    Kimberley Thom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I expected a smile with the After.

    #34

    A Witty A-Board Outside A Pub In Edinburgh

    A Witty A-Board Outside A Pub In Edinburgh

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    Nathalie Langevin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "established 1516" ? Gosh, going there is like visiting a museum!

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take the “Deluke package”, please.

    #35

    The Cafe I'm At Has Facts That Relate To The Table Numbers

    The Cafe I'm At Has Facts That Relate To The Table Numbers

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    Orillion
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. For some reason I would expect an even number...

    Nia Loves Art
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe more on top than on the bottom? Just guessing.

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    Mary Popps
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my 17 muscles are working now !

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun idea for wedding numbers

    Theresa Tzitzira
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely intelligent and interesting besides from being educative!

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. It varies across people as we don't all smile the same way.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my opinion this has been misinterpreted for years. You've only got a few muscles to make you smile and a whole bunch to help you frown. Therefore it's more energy efficient to frown because you're spreading the load. For maximum efficiency scowl.

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    #36

    Our Waiter Was Wearing This Shirt

    Our Waiter Was Wearing This Shirt

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    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're both larger people would it not be weight waiting for a weighty waiter....? Sorry I'll go now

    katz up!
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work both ways. They wait for your order and then you'll wait for the foods..

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! I can see waiters now .... "um excuse me waiter"............yes, ma'am we know you're waiting but thanks for the heads up *keeps walking

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    #37

    In A Sports Bar In London

    In A Sports Bar In London

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    Lucida
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Neymar at the end made me laugh.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

    TC
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five of these six played in FC Barcelona (unless you meant Cristiano Ronaldo)

    Christopher Hann
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have missed when Giroud played for Barca...

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    #38

    My Local Dive Bar Speaks Truth

    My Local Dive Bar Speaks Truth

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    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the absolute truth. But the worse type is the Dyson one that blows the water all over you.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wet elbows are particularly annoying.

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    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I just skip them anymore and go straight to using my pants. Saves time and you're not blowing bathroom germs all over yourself.

    #39

    This Is How A Pub In My Town Tries To Stop Drinking And Driving

    This Is How A Pub In My Town Tries To Stop Drinking And Driving

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    Baba Caine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For £25 I'll leave my car there every night

    Ffaelan Condragh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has no cash value. Meaning it doesn't take in to account simple markups for food and beverages. While the issuer only absorbs the cost of those. It still nice though.

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    Tara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or increase drinking...

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    #40

    Had Dinner At A Restaurant That Employs Waiters That Are Hearing And Speaking Impaired, An Amazing Experience

    Had Dinner At A Restaurant That Employs Waiters That Are Hearing And Speaking Impaired, An Amazing Experience

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything was fine until the "normal" staff

    I'm A Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Might be a matter of poor translation though, TripAdvisor says this restaurant is in India.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear people who freak out at the use of "normal staff". It's normal for a human to be able to hear and speak since *most* members of the species can in fact do so, thus a person who cannot speak is abnormal. It's not a bad thing to be abnormal. Abnormal is an always has been a neutral word in terms of definitions. Stop adding your own negativity to perfectly neutral words.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw man! I can't work there. I'm neither hearing impaired nor normal.

    Kim Shannon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same thing. Great idea but change "Normal" to hearing/verbal employee.

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    #41

    Of The Many, One Bar Had This Outside Tonight. This Is How You Get My Business

    Of The Many, One Bar Had This Outside Tonight. This Is How You Get My Business

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want live there between Thanksgiving and Boxing Day!

    Samantha Hurrell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I on purposely go the cold way to work to avoid the shopping centre in Nov/Dec

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    athornedrose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a million blessings on those folks. i wish there were more places like it

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, mixing in some Christmas songs in between the normal music, starting after Thanksgiving, is reasonable. Playing nothing but Christmas music right after Halloween is overkill and does nothing but diminish the actual day.

    #42

    This Old Apartment Complex That’s Now Filled With Restaurants And Boutique Stores In Saigon

    This Old Apartment Complex That’s Now Filled With Restaurants And Boutique Stores In Saigon

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that’s a good idea, instead of tearing it all down and putting up a single-store building, if the neighborhood has been rezoned commercial.

    Sky the Cat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is at Nguyen Hue walking street in Saigon, district 1 :>> They have some really good food :))

    #43

    Sign At Some Random Bar

    Sign At Some Random Bar

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    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many drunken idiots ordered that anyway

    Theresa Tzitzira
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in Greece: there one can eat at any time, given the restaurant is open...:)

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there gonna be that pricy, they could at least offer the shrimp kind lol

    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I expect there is a law saying they have to serve food.

    Ashley Fernandes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could totally go for some noodles after a few drinks.

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    #44

    Kids Menu At Restaurant

    Kids Menu At Restaurant

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    TC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am not Hungary" ??

    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question: Is "stripes of bacon" a mistake or is that typical in Europe as opposed to "strips of bacon"?

    Gemma Spurr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In England we would say rashers but strips would still be ok - never heard stripes so maybe an error

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    Simon Zammit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 chicken nuggets and fries is £10? Expensive!

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to know what currency the prices are in because it's seems very dear for a kid's meal.

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    #45

    This Mexican Restaurant's Menu

    This Mexican Restaurant's Menu

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    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My jeans say, who are you kidding and my butt says CHOCOLATE!!!!

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My jeans say “Surrender Dorothy” and my butt says “Burritos”

    Brivid
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of Mexican food is priced at $200 to $230 dollars?

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My jeans just laugh hysterically at me.

    Tara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my butt says Tacos, I gave up Yoga long ago

    #46

    The Bar I Went To Last Night Had A Shrine To Bill Murray

    The Bar I Went To Last Night Had A Shrine To Bill Murray

    woodtipwine Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved him so much in Lost in Translation. Also, the Graham Norton episode where he’s on with Hugh Bonneville and Matt Damon is my absolute favorite!

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was fantastic! Everything is better with Bill Murray in it.

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get a cuddly Slimer?

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Bill Murray and Jim Belushi look exactly the same

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you might need to get your eyes checked.

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    #47

    Our Server At Pappadaux’s Labeled Our To-Go Boxes For Us

    Our Server At Pappadaux’s Labeled Our To-Go Boxes For Us

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beats scratching your name with your fingernail.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good idea. Not exactly a mistake you want to make—-especially if you’re like me and can’t eat fish without getting sick.

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    #48

    In Japan Some Restaurant Is Really Private, You Are Sitting In A Corner, Where No One Sees You, A Sluice Opens In Front Of You, The Chef's Hands Come Out And It Serve You Without Looking

    In Japan Some Restaurant Is Really Private, You Are Sitting In A Corner, Where No One Sees You, A Sluice Opens In Front Of You, The Chef's Hands Come Out And It Serve You Without Looking

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dream of people with social anxiety...

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you spend every minute of every day surrounded by bodies, you BEG for privacy like this.

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    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm autistic and this would be my ideal restaurant.

    nanashi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Ichiran, my favorite ramen place when I visit Tokyo. but though they were designed for those who prefers eating alone, their place are always packed. at least the ones I've been to.

    Surftailwarrior
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are in NYC as well! Amazing service as well.

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    Csaba Hegedűs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One some level, this is pretty sad.

    NotMe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Some of us like eating alone and not talking to anyone at all, including the staff. This place is amazing btw, the ramen is so good.

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    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are days, I jsut hate people. This is a great idea!

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is perfect for when you're eating or travelling alone. i always feel like the tables around me are judging me. i absolutely love this idea

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to get the chance to interact with other people when I am traveling alone, dinner for one with a book has led to some amazing new experiences getting to know the people at the next table.

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    Debster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This means I can show up in PJs!!

    Out2Sea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is normal at Ramon noodle houses.............

    Aisling Badsha
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sadly is also something that happens in Japan when the restaurant staff are female. Niki Nakayama speaks about it in her episode of chefs table

    Valerie Lessard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my god yesss. do this everywhere

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    #49

    Honest Mistake

    Honest Mistake

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess people don't know a sextant has nothing to do with sex? 0.o

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's say they don't navigate the waves of their dictionary that well.

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    #50

    Thought This Sign At A Bar Was Worth Noting

    Thought This Sign At A Bar Was Worth Noting

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    GodOfHyperdeath
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And the authorities have noted that you have noticed the noticeable notice sign”.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other one that I used to see was "If you notice this notice you'll notice this notice was not worth noticing"!

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I noticed you noticing me and I just want you to notice that I noticed you too (where that's from I forget)

    katz up!
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one in my work place but rather it says "Thank you for noticing this notice. Your noticing it has been noticed"

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry... did I miss something?

    Tracy Potter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this same sign in my hall opposite my front door in my apartment.

    #51

    The Local Vietnamese Restaurant Has A Very Clever Wifi Password

    The Local Vietnamese Restaurant Has A Very Clever Wifi Password

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    #52

    Got A Chuckle From This Restaurant In Montreal, Canada

    Got A Chuckle From This Restaurant In Montreal, Canada

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m eager to try poutine and now I have a place to give it a go!

    Nathalie Langevin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poutine, in Québec, is actually french fries topped with cheddar curds and brown sauce. :)

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read that twice before I understood what people were laughing at. I need more coffee, yep, definitely need more coffee

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    #53

    One Of The Reasons My Neighborhood Bar Is Awesome

    One Of The Reasons My Neighborhood Bar Is Awesome

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    #54

    Outside Of My Local Pub

    Outside Of My Local Pub

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    John L
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Ah, mean drunk...

    #55

    Men's Bathroom In A Local Pub

    Men's Bathroom In A Local Pub

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    Baba Caine
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How they refill the fosters kegs

    Serbob
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw one once that said "Flush Twice. It's a long way to Budweiser."

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that’s what they use for the next batch!

    NCC~1701
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I know of beer, it would taste the same (I hate the taste of alcohol)

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no Wonder the beer taste weird

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    #56

    This Restaurant Has A Sign To Let The Waiter Know If You Need Help

    This Restaurant Has A Sign To Let The Waiter Know If You Need Help

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    Baba Caine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea i hate waiters coming over asking stupid Qs

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually as soon as the person has taken a bite of their food!

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Bubba Gump's in other words. "Run Forrest, Run."

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    #57

    Saw This Sign At A Restaurant

    Saw This Sign At A Restaurant

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    #58

    My Wife And Sil Ran Errands For The Day And Saw This Sign On A Taco/Mexican Restaurant

    My Wife And Sil Ran Errands For The Day And Saw This Sign On A Taco/Mexican Restaurant

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    Saulo Frota
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to say it out loud to undersantd and it made me laugh.

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    #59

    Tip Jar At A Local Coffee Shop

    Tip Jar At A Local Coffee Shop

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    GodOfHyperdeath
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A negative $5. So, do I take 5 dollars...?

    Omag
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. I think i will take the whole tip jar

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    Orillion
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on you, I'm ugly as hell.

    Rachel Cobb
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo, do I leave, like, a dime? 😕

    #60

    Spotted Outside A Pub In London

    Spotted Outside A Pub In London

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, because then you have to sit through like, at least an hour of sermon!

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's not even one drink, it's one tiny sip at that!

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    #61

    Wet Night In England - Nice Sign Outside A Local Pub

    Wet Night In England - Nice Sign Outside A Local Pub

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    John L
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would definitely work on me!

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    #62

    Local Irish Pub Sign

    Local Irish Pub Sign

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    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a sigh like that... I'm sure they have lack of business....

    #63

    Impaired Driving Message At Local Pub

    Impaired Driving Message At Local Pub

    pmckrotch Report

    Theresa Tzitzira
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote this multiple times, driving UTI is WRONG!

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having to be back there before 10am the next day is a great excuse to not leave your car there.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask anyone who has lost a family member because of someone who was drunk and did not leave the car if they agree with you.

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    #64

    My Local Pizza Pub

    My Local Pizza Pub

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    Matthew White
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this quote is from street fighter RUFUS says ' YOU'VE TRIED THE REST NOW TRY THE BEST "

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    #65

    Fair Warning In A Bar In The Netherlands

    Fair Warning In A Bar In The Netherlands

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    Cat on a bike
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there even children at a bar?? This should not be allowed anyway.

    Bonnie Blue Bird
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see your point, but this place also looks like a deli. I don't have kids but I do think they need to be fed occasionally :P

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are these people leaving kids outside bars?

    Elizabeth Wilkins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the late 80s early 90s, if they served food, like a full menu, kids were allowed in a bar. I'm not sure about now. But bars and little hole in the wall pubs generally have some of the best food. Especially in New Orleans.

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a lot of bars on this planet want to sell your kids to someone lol

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    #66

    This Sign I Saw Outside A Milkshake Bar

    This Sign I Saw Outside A Milkshake Bar

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    Jessamyn Zolcznski
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times were you asked this?

    Baba Caine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the crab milkshake still on the menu right ??

    3ke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What idiot came up with seafood milkshakes? Yuck!

    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IN A BAKED POTATO????

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is common practice in parts of the United Kingdom to eat baked potatoes with fillings (often referred to as “jacket potatoes”) such as tuna or even baked beans. It is quite tasty! Then again I also live in a country that deep fried Mars bars, so I suppose I have no right to talk...

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    Carmen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ssooo...is that a no on the tuna? ;-)

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Suddenly finds the bar of her dream*

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    #68

    I Found This Ceiling Light Full Of Rubber Ducks In A Pub In Edinburgh

    I Found This Ceiling Light Full Of Rubber Ducks In A Pub In Edinburgh

    mALLIC2k6 Report

    Nerdiqueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sniff* its... beautiful...

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same one that put rubber ducks in the puddle outside?

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if its the same pub that puts the sucks in the puddles

    EpicFangirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the holy grail of all rubber ducks..

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    #69

    Found In A Local Italian Restaurant

    Found In A Local Italian Restaurant

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    Clare McDuff
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homemade AND used? Good luck getting anything for mine.

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don't respect the work it takes making things yourself

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    Maria Rohlen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be sold to the lowest bidder instead.

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    #70

    You Can Get These At My Local Pub, Costs $2

    You Can Get These At My Local Pub, Costs $2

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a name like that, you don't even need to add the word Irish before Pub.

    Sol Connor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not free if it costs $2

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but it's probably a discount to get 6 for $2.

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    #71

    Good Guy Restaurant

    Good Guy Restaurant

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    #72

    Contrary To The Sign, This Pub In Watford, UK, Was Brilliant!

    Contrary To The Sign, This Pub In Watford, UK, Was Brilliant!

    DawnOfTheDad2 Report

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    #73

    This Table At A Bar Of Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite

    This Table At A Bar Of Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite

    Zlerpy Report

    Dana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The signs in the back too! Where is this?!

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just hear the music playing in the background! (For the uninitiated: from a scene in the first Star Wars movie.)

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    #74

    Rather Than Removing The Shark Left Behind By Joe's Crab Shack, The New Irish Restaurant Decided To Give Him A Leprechaun's Hat Instead

    Rather Than Removing The Shark Left Behind By Joe's Crab Shack, The New Irish Restaurant Decided To Give Him A Leprechaun's Hat Instead

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharkey is an Irish surname so it is fitting. Jaws Sharkey.

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, and great white sharks. They're magically delicious!

    CR82
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's too cool to kick out

    #75

    This Thai Restaurant Has A Zucchini Ceiling

    This Thai Restaurant Has A Zucchini Ceiling

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    Cactus Corsage
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a loofah plant, not zucchini

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I though zucchini’s would get too heavy, fall off, and end up being a liability problem.

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    Baba Caine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And one falls and wacks you on head or spills your pint

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine one of those suckers bonking you in the head if it fell

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I'd wanna eat there, one falling loofah/zucchini and you could be squashed.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carob trees, I think.

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a loofa plant. Looks like zucchini a bit but its not I promise you

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    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Lots of gays go here. Lol

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    #76

    This Sign At The Local Dispenzzeria

    This Sign At The Local Dispenzzeria

    Cheese_Chester Report

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drove by this last summer and totally misread it. Asked all my friends, "did you hear/see/read about...?" Idiot.

    AL Gillette
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DIAL........"707" 257-2222 AND YOU'LL GET ALPINE CONSTRUCTION, NAPA CA.

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    #77

    This Pub's Bathroom Sink Is A Tap

    This Pub's Bathroom Sink Is A Tap

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    Maria Rohlen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the fauset is a tap. The sink is a sink.

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call faucets taps anyway maybe that's a Canadian thing.

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    PandaPiñata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too cheap to order a drink? Have some tap water.

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    #78

    I Saw This At A Restaurant I Went To

    I Saw This At A Restaurant I Went To

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    Jaime
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be much higher

    Clare McDuff
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeesh - feels a little aggressive

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've ever worked as a server you know some folks temper throwing nightmares.

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    #79

    Found This Urinal In An Irish Bar In Oslo, Haven’t Got A Clue

    Found This Urinal In An Irish Bar In Oslo, Haven’t Got A Clue

    Nondairyexpert Report

    Dave Walker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the door hangers from Labyrinth

    Kyra Dellinger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I thought so too!!! Nobody even knows this movie!

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hope he doesn’t decline to chomp down.

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It demands your waste body fluid to appease the monsters.

    TC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for when men need a wee wee

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    #80

    Sign In An Asian Coffee Shop

    Sign In An Asian Coffee Shop

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It begs the question: How many people have actually solved it?

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart. Keeps people from hogging seats and not ordering anything while they spend hours online.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you need the password on the receipt, when you’re already done?

    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should not downvote Demi for this question. I experienced both ways. At some bars you only pay when you want to leave. You don't pay each single drink. But if you have to pay everything on the spot, then the sign just says "buy something to use our wifi". That is fine. May Demi never visited a location like that.

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    prevent the toast
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its impossible because they don't tell us what the variables are

    N S
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone solve this? Quite intrigued now, but no good at maths..

    Devyn Nagy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's pretty secure.

    Jeff Requier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would you want to wait till you get the receipt?

    Baba Caine
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    They could of made it hard at least

    John Dwyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could HAVE learned the English language!

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    #81

    A Local Pub Knows The Right Way To Do Business

    A Local Pub Knows The Right Way To Do Business

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    #82

    The Restaurant I Am In Has Tires For The Bathroom Sinks And Gasoline Pumps For The Faucets

    The Restaurant I Am In Has Tires For The Bathroom Sinks And Gasoline Pumps For The Faucets

    NeveraTaleofMorePoe Report

    #83

    Found At A Local Pub. I'll Be Careful

    Found At A Local Pub. I'll Be Careful

    Zoobar007 Report

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they measure the force of a thousand tigers? Would that be the same as the force of 6,000 sheep? 25,000 bananas rolling downhill?

    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many tigers does it take to pull the door open? What about the sheep?

    Wes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiger bite is 1050 psi, so force of 1,000 tigers would be 1,050,000 psi.

    #84

    Went To The Local Pub With Girlfriend And She Ordered A Fish And Chips, Came With A Free Beer

    Went To The Local Pub With Girlfriend And She Ordered A Fish And Chips, Came With A Free Beer

    jam_sandwich123 Report

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww! The little glass!

    Logan Scaggs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it'd be funny if her pinkie was sticking out it reminds me of a tea party in this case... beer party

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    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll need to order a bigger glass.

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    #86

    This Airplane Themed Restaurant In China

    This Airplane Themed Restaurant In China

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope they don't serve aeroplane food too.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why? Seriously, why would anyone do that to themselves?

    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May it is weird to you, but some people live different then you. For some, flying is something special they don't do often. So they go there. I for example can't understand how anyone can be so entertained by american handegg. This whole game makes no sense to me. But I stopped questioning it.

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    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, because an airplane just screams comfort and relaxation.

    PandaPiñata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! This really is a target for negative comments. Come on people... The seats look comfy, the food is likely to be way better than what you are served on a plane. Forgot your passport, no problem. Crashing here is probably not going to kill you and I guess they have more than one very small toilet seat. So lighten up people!

    Bonnie Blue Bird
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this for people who have never been on a airplane and think that this is what traveling is like?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get too drunk in there, and you'll be asking the wait staff "When is this thing going to land?"

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice way to make good use of impossibly long and narrow premises.

    Jaime
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG- Look at the leg room!

    Pinkjoelle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have to pay more to be seated together?

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    #87

    A Stall Door At My Local Restaurant

    A Stall Door At My Local Restaurant

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    Charlotte
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus, of course it's not real. What? You think that's where they keep their ingredients?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knock. Knock. "Excuse me Sir, can you pass the milk?"

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    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me, I need toilet paper and milk

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here’s a fun fact: When you flush a toilet without putting the lid down, everything in the toilet becomes particulate matter in the mist that sprays up upon flushing.

    John L
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see what's so fun about that....

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    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just see the drinker telling that story the next day - "And then they put me in the refrigerator and I peed!"

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this is awesome I love it.

    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they clean that really good every night. By the look of the stall it looks clean.. But people get lazy.

    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sanitized every night during cleaning I hope.

    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What genius extra storage..

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    #88

    Bathroom Door At Local Bar

    Bathroom Door At Local Bar

    Ryan0neal Report

    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drunk me would actually p**s himself before finding the entrance...

    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking that's a good way to get your floor pissed on having that in a place that serves people alcohol.

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    #89

    The Utensils At This Sports Bar Have Different Equipment As Handles. Spoons Are Baseball Bats, Knives Are Golf Clubs, And The Forks Are Hockey Sticks

    The Utensils At This Sports Bar Have Different Equipment As Handles. Spoons Are Baseball Bats, Knives Are Golf Clubs, And The Forks Are Hockey Sticks

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many of those must get stolen. I would want to steal them and I'm a big chicken!

    ezPZ
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funniest thing with those is that the only one utensil, that would benefit from a hook at the end (to prevent sliding into the bowl) has a smooth baseball bat

    J. Zingler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fork belongs in the middle though....

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    #90

    Time Change Tonight

    Time Change Tonight

    batmanjerkins Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s really time we stop this nonsense!

    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's so disruptive. I hate it. Also, water is life.

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    #91

    This Bathroom At A Bar

    This Bathroom At A Bar

    mysticfunkymonk Report

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you would do your business pretty quick so you can get out of there.

    Daphne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Where is this? Love it!

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a lawsuit waiting to happen or am I just too American?

    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too american. I've seen similar bathrooms all over europe in the past. If you are too drunk to walk, you should not drink that much. You are an adult and if you don't know your boundaries, it is only your fault.

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    Iris
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like some level in some escape game.

    What's In Your Head?
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, this must be the bathroom in the Slytherin common room... (Yes, I see the lions, but come on, the creepy green lighting? Also, the lions don't look to happy.)

    What's In Your Head?
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Too. I get a blank page after trying to edit anything...

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now try Marius on Copacabana seafront... These are beginners.

    Debster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait where do you wash your hands?

    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of people who have snorted coke in that bathroom!! Wow...

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    #92

    Local Bar Has A Cocktail Menu For People With Small Hands

    Local Bar Has A Cocktail Menu For People With Small Hands

    DarkPasta Report

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only problem is Trump puts me off my food! Bleurgh!

    Jaime
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But look at the increase in alcohol consumption!

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    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What currency are the drink prices,? Hopefully not dollars or euros

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be in Norwegian Kroner. (Ingefærøl, Valleløkka Drikkefabrikk, Oslo) 135NOK is 15USD

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    ezPZ
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what country is this, what is the currency?

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump does not drink alcohol though.

    John L
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You like beers Suzy? I like beers! Bye, bye Collins!

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    #93

    With This Bar, 15 Minutes Could Save You 15% Or More On Car Insurance

    With This Bar, 15 Minutes Could Save You 15% Or More On Car Insurance

    2dgam3r Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang! I was hoping to see a Gecko.

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    #94

    My Local Dive Bar Has A Kids Menu

    My Local Dive Bar Has A Kids Menu

    Ak47110 Report

    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy Torpedo but also order Pabst beer. Or used too. I'm sober now. No more alcohol for me.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently you're a child then, for not being peer-pressured into drinking alcohol. Sigh. "I get it now! You're pregnant! Wonderful!!"... No, just no.

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    Chantel Atwell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously making fun of the folks who order those beers :-) Haha!

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband did chuckle at the notion of bud Light, seeing as it is a light beer by uk standards.

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    Jeff Requier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corona is cheap there and also better than hipster beers

    Dippin Dot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder where this is... I live about 120 miles from Stevens Point!

    #95

    Went To This Restaurant In Canada And This Happened

    Went To This Restaurant In Canada And This Happened

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    #96

    This Bar Is A One-Way Mirror. The Other Side Is The Men's Restroom

    This Bar Is A One-Way Mirror. The Other Side Is The Men's Restroom

    SuperCub Report

    Eirik Johnsbråten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not be comfortable working at that bar.

    misteriosa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or drinking, knowing that someone is on the other side peeing and looking at you. o.O Now come to think of it, they'd hopefully be just peeing...

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't explain exactly why this is creepy, but it is creepy.

    PandaPiñata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect if you want to know, if your date is rolling her/his eyes.

    Baba Caine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To see if you wife has come in looking for you

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to keep an eye on your beer while you do your business.

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    #97

    Whose ******* Restaurant Is This?

    Whose ******* Restaurant Is This?

    19wesley88 Report

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fish restaurant? STOP BLOCKING THE PART THAT THIS POST IS ABOUT! F*****g is not a bad word. Geez.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really doesn't matter if it is or not. We're not too delicate to encounter a swear word here and there.

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in time! I could really do with some ******* food!

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    #98

    Bud Light Placing ‘Victory Fridges’ In Cleveland Bars, Free Beer For Everyone When Browns Win First Game Since 2016

    Bud Light Placing ‘Victory Fridges’ In Cleveland Bars, Free Beer For Everyone When Browns Win First Game Since 2016

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but it's all Bud Light... which is worse than nothing.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Wikipedia, they had one win in 2016, zero in 2017, and seven wins in 2018.

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    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they ever win?? Or is it still chained?

    #99

    The Cafe At The Local Community College Always Has Interesting Specials

    The Cafe At The Local Community College Always Has Interesting Specials

    HeliDude135 Report

    PandaPiñata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bartender doesn´t look too well.

    #100

    This Ramen Bar's Name Is "Show Me Nudes"

    This Ramen Bar's Name Is "Show Me Nudes"

    hydrapiggy Report

    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't think that this was on purpose since shomi means "net"

    Bill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found my next license plate

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    #101

    I've Just Been Drinking In A Self-Service Pub

    I've Just Been Drinking In A Self-Service Pub

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    Iggy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooo! No! Bad idea! It's always good to have a bartender to act as a barrier between the person and the alcohol. Over a decade ago, when I still drank, I went to a Greek night in Corfu where each person was given a jug to fill with wine from the barrels outside. There was no limit to how many times you could fill up. I think I'm still drunk!

    Imajin_A_Shön
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are several places like this where I live. Not sure how this one works but here they give you a bracelet that activates each pour and it won't pour after a certain amount throughout the night. If that happens, you can go to the register and the employees have a test to see if you are alright to drink more and if so, they reactivate the bracelet.

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    #102

    Palm Tree Bar Stools

    Palm Tree Bar Stools

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    Dorothy Parker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of conga drums too. And Ricky Ricardo.

    #103

    Our Local Bar Prints A Picture Of 2007 Britney Spears On The Receipts

    Our Local Bar Prints A Picture Of 2007 Britney Spears On The Receipts

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chit Me Baby One More Time.

    #104

    They Must Have Hired My Grandfather In Their Marketing Department

    They Must Have Hired My Grandfather In Their Marketing Department

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