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Seems like a lot of businesses take themselves way too seriously these days. Business analysts are hired to maximize profits, reduce overheads and increase professionalism and efficiency in staff, but amongst all this sometimes a little humanity and personal touch is lost.
Not for these businesses though! Compiled into a list by Bored Panda, we have come up with some of the best examples of business owners having a little bit of fun and being remembered not for robotic efficiency of customer service, but for having an awesome sense of humor. Scroll down below to check out the hilarious list yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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#1
My Grocery Store Cheese Counter Has The Right Idea
Teresa Taylor 7 years ago
I will never get this song out of my head today and I will never sing it correctly again.
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#2
My Local Independent Coffee Shop Uses A Starbucks Mug For Its Toilet Brush Holder
Bored Girl 7 years ago
I will not be able to drink out of a starbucks mug anymore for at least 5 years...
Molly Block 7 years ago
That bathroom needs a little work..... but nice touch with the Starbucks mug, tho I do like their coffee, but NOT their prices!
#3
The Children's Menu At A Local Sandwich Shop
Hans 7 years ago
But what is "I don't like mine, can I eat from your plate? (already ate half of it)"
Hugo Raible 7 years ago
It's called the "pirate's plate". Only the empty plate and cutlery, for free.
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ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnFire 7 years ago
Kids Only? Awe I would like a mac and cheese with a cookie!
Gillian Black 7 years ago
just love it and I bet a lot of it gets sold, kids today no manners. ok shoot me down now
jevais 7 years ago
Its the parents fault. Childrend have an education only if the parents have been educated too.
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Useless Panda 7 years ago
Why is pbj more expensive than mac and cheese AND bacon AND smoked cheddar cheese?
Catherine Holtham-Oakley 7 years ago
Why is the peanut butter and jam (jelly) sandwich the most expensive item?
#4
This Sign I Found At An Ice Cream Shop In Amman, Jordan
Stannous Flouride 7 years ago
I scream, you scream, we ALL scream when the ice cream screams.
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Debbie Andersson 7 years ago
But really it´s so annoying to clean of fingerprint smudges a bazzilion times a day cause people point against the glass instead of saying which flavor they want...And still you have to ask to make sure which ice cream they are pointing at...
#5
This Cone Display At My Local Ice Cream Shop
Terror from Beyond Space 7 years ago
I was waffling before, but now I'm just pining for some ice cream!
Johanna Kidd 7 years ago
*Duh* Im pining for an extra sugar waffle wafer pine cone...Um, I think...(0.0)
#6
For My Last Day Of Work At The Pet Store, I Made Myself Employee Of The Month
Sky 7 years ago
I knew it! I thought I was the only one who liked that vine.
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#7
Seen In A Toy Store In Austin, Tx
Thomas Es Thomas 7 years ago
Those are Omni Flexible Irrigation Pipes that first appeared in the 1950s. Somebody at some toy company saw his kid playing with one and decided it would make a good marketing ploy. What they are actually used for is to place one end in the raised canal, and the other end in your field's furrow. The water pressure of the canal forces water through the pipe, into your field or garden. The one end is smaller so that many of these pipes can fit together. Here's a similar modern product: https://pvchose-allwell.en.made-in-china.com/product/OKqJWlQMJnYa/China-PVC-Agricultural-Flexible-Water-Irrigation-Hose-Pipe.html
Jessica Stohr 7 years ago
If they have thousands the price should be lower! Supply and demand people!
Sierra Hall 7 years ago
Right? It's not like they are losing money, they were free lol!
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Laily F. Noor 7 years ago
If you didn't order and don't even want them, why don't just give them away for free
Leon Lewis 7 years ago
Being shipped by HQ without order doesn't mean the store got them for nothing. Nothing that's manufactured is ever "no cost".
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JP 7 years ago
Maybe if they gave them away instead of charging for an unknown object. Just saying...
Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago
They should just ship them to some other random store. That's probably how they ended up with them in the first place.
#8
This Tattoo Shops Signs Are Always On Point
JustABobcat 7 years ago
If you go to the person's reddit page (by clicking on the name on the bottom left of the image and then again on the person's username on reddit) you might find where it is at. I did a quick glance and noticed they are into tattoos and piercings but didn't look much further than the first few images on their profile.
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Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
Honesty in advertizing.........................also NO REFUNDS OR RETURNS.
#9
False Advertising
Jan Maleček 7 years ago
That's from Obvious Plant - Jeff prints these things and leaves them around. He does posters, food boxes, things like this.
stellermatt 7 years ago
ever notice that if you take a photo bats hanging and flip it upside down, they look like they're free-style dancing?
#10
This Pizza Shop Gets It
Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
But get a free friggin' apostrophe that doesn't belong on our friggin' pizzas! :D
Kevin Donegan 7 years ago
I bet their sales of "double pizza orders" increased still ... people are so easily fooled.
#11
As Somebody Who Works In Retail, This Sign Should Be Posted In Every Store Ever
~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago
This is why you don't yell at someone when they get their order wrong! Not only you're making a person's day bad. You could be screwing up a robot's day as well! We'll all blame you for their hostile takeover!
Jef Bateman 7 years ago
This is a good sign because people often take out their frustrations with a company or a product on the person who is working at the store without thinking that the personnel are people who are not responsible for what went wrong but who might be able to help you if you treat them right.
A S Koziol 7 years ago
It's the same idea as never upsetting your waiter-they see your food before you do!
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Magpie 7 years ago
If you're feeling brave ? you could print this out, and blue tack it to the nearest available surface in any shop ?.....not sure if I am that cheeky/brave. ....also i don't have printer....I'm thinking the Library first to test this idea.
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Christopher Mayer 7 years ago
You abuse a robot, it'll malfunction and swat you from here to London...
Gillian Black 7 years ago
good one, why is it that it is the retailers fault if the shirt dont fit
#12
At The Coffee Shop When You Get Hit By This Unexpected Quote Of The Day
Mini Shnauzer 6 years ago
Don't live in Britain, but here in US they did all of the above and voted for Trump.
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phil blanque 7 years ago
This is funny. I am curious about the anonymous...I would have SO taken credit!
Ruth Hempsey 7 years ago
Elder abuse! We also invented recycling, repair and reuse, and still try to get everything repaired when the younger generations toss everything out. Oh, and we saved the world from genocidal domination, doesn't that count? Too bad the current voters elected an orange narcissistic moron in the US. And went mad for an old treasonous anti-Semitic hippy in Britain. Kids, eh. 😶
Sandy Hale 7 years ago
whine, live at home forever, always need money....yeah, i think you've gotten even
#13
A Local Computer Repair Shop Thinks They're Funny. They're Right
Kara E. Lovett 7 years ago
Always wondered why they call it a mouse, I fear I may never know...
Christopher Mayer 7 years ago
Whoever thought of this gag, I'd like to buy them a drink and shake their hand.
Troy Currie 7 years ago
A real mouse ate it years ago...that trap is ancient.
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Someone At The Arts & Crafts Store Has A Warped Sense Of Humour
#15
Safety First
Smoofy 7 years ago
Thats the only way to do it. Also, you must take it out as if pulling Excalibur from the stone.
Acacia Kelly 7 years ago
I'd have absolutely no problem with that. I would! I own the complete series, because that show is AWESOME.
Barb Logan 7 years ago
I think that not many here have seen the Highlander series. Adrian Paul was awesome!!
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Barb Logan 7 years ago
Probably is on Netflix... Adrian Paul was gorgeous!
Load More Replies... A S Koziol 7 years ago
So is everyone missing the reference to 1986 "classic" movie Highlander?
A S Koziol 7 years ago
And Queen did the soundtrack in case you need another reason to see it if you haven't!
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Kane Cheung 7 years ago
Should add disclaimer that everybody else should duck after said proclamation.
Analyn Lahr 7 years ago
They rarely ever screamed it though. At least in the TV series. I can't remember how Connor did it in the movie. But Duncan was usually pretty calm about it.
Acacia Kelly 7 years ago
Nah, there were TONS of times where they screamed, just more as the lightning was hitting them, or before the fight would start. ;)
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Aussie Coffee Shop Tells It Like It Is
peachy lua 7 years ago
Honey is not bee vomit. It is perceived as vomit as it comes out from the bee's mouth. But it is not. The bee sucks and collects the nectar from flowers using its long proboscis and store it in its special stomach or "honey stomach" separate from its true stomach for digestion. -google-
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peachy lua 7 years ago
Honey is not bee vomit. It is perceived as vomit as it comes out from the bee's mouth. But it is not. The bee sucks and collects the nectar from flowers using its long proboscis and store it in its special stomach or "honey stomach" separate from its true stomach for digestion. -google
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Gillian Black 7 years ago
gee i am dumb or it is to early and I have only had 1 coffee took a bit to get this, must be my age
#17
They Mounted A Vegan To The Wall At My Local Butcher Shop
Hans 7 years ago
Can't really decide if stupid stereotype or very clever trolling...
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Full Name 7 years ago
I love the trolling idea. Being vegetarian, I'm totally putting a hunter on the wall.
Tor Rolf Strøm 7 years ago
Well, I don't own a sweater like that, so this is clearly incorrect!
Victor Vakaras 7 years ago
Easy joke to make. It's not like a vegan will see it. It's like making fun of the Amish on the internet.
Emie N. 2 years ago
Vegans still use the internet and they'll probably see it anyway. Lol
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Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Ok, it was funny when I thought it was just a human, but now that I know it's a vegan--that's friggin hysterical!!!
#18
Local Hardware Store With A Sense Of Humour
Troy Currie 7 years ago
Did you just assuming that poor step stools gender?
Load More Replies... Gillian Black 7 years ago
Step ladders can be really fun just like the real thing. gee Gillian you have lost it
#19
Was Sitting At My Local Coffee Shop And Randomly Decided To Flip Over The Plastic Triangle Menu They Have On All The Tables
Gillian Black 7 years ago
just love it mind would have been nice if it said hi ya how about a free coffee for taking time to read the bottom end of this sign
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
Piece of plastic with a sense of humor.YES the world is turning my way!
#20
I Was Given The Ability To Control What Gets Printed On The Receipts At The Doughnut Shop Where I Work. This Is The First Thing I Did
Heather Resendiz 7 years ago
Two types of people... alibi people and then people like me "If I ate this at work or bought it for a client I sure as heck want my $3.55 back! Do I look like Rockafeller going around buying free donuts for people all w***y nilly??"
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Paul K. Johnson 7 years ago
I'm not clear on how the customer made a $5.00 payment and his total payments were $3.55 and he got no change. This is a weird receipt even before you get to the quote.
Kerri Russ 7 years ago
I was just about to post that, too... it may be a clever quote but I think the register is broken or forgot how to math.
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Holly Hofmann 7 years ago
I'm going to defend those who need a doughnut receipt. I will buy doughnuts for my staff on my company card and I need a receipt to reconcile my monthly credit card statement. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bored Fox 7 years ago
Some people like to count how much money they use for food each month so the the receipts are a nice thing to have. Here in Finland it is now mandatory to give a receipts to the customers because usually the shops that do not give the receipts may be part of the unreported employment (moonlightning) which means that the company does not pay all taxes and they may do some other illegal stuff.
Bored Fox 7 years ago
*moonlighting. And sorry for the other possible typos and bad English also.
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#21
Well, That Got Dark Fast
KismetTheFox 7 years ago
MY FRIEND SENT ME THAT FOR MY OLD CRUSH AND MY BEST FRIENDS WEDDING CUZ THEYRE DATING HAAA LOL HARRY! PENELOPE AND NICK WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
MammaG 7 years ago
Why are you screaming about it? Cut off the caps lock.
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#22
The Sign Outside My Local Coffee Shop
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
They had coffee before they wrote that or it would have said,"Silent screaming at dawn four ccooofffeeeee.
Harley Osborne 7 years ago
Anybody else look quickly and think "that's a weird thing to put on a war memorial".
#23
New Seasonal Item In The Produce Department At The Grocery Store
Cozma Ioan Marian 7 years ago
They used to have a nice smell... Nowadays it's like vegetables lose their smell, taste, everything, just to look good :|
Load More Replies... Desiré Yen 7 years ago
I wonder if the eyes and mouth are in the braai/ bbq section (aka coal accessories)
Shannøn Renee 7 years ago
Fareway is Great!! A small grocery store chain in Iowa that had amazing service (they still have people that take your cart out and load your groceries in your car as pretty much standard practice). Obviously they have a sense of humor too!!
#24
Went To A Mexican Wrestling-Themed Taco Shop The Other Night, Was Not Disappointed
Dan H 7 years ago
I believe that you meant "Juan Cena's" theme song........ John-Cena-...2e2dfa.jpg 
Glowdaddy 7 years ago
I need to go to a Mexican Wrestling Themed Taco Shop where do I find this one? LUCHA LIBRE PARA VIDA
#25
My Local Ice Cream Shop Has This On Their Dishes
Kjorn 7 years ago
you want nutrition, eat carrots... perfect. it should be printed in McDonald too... if you want to eat healty don't f*****g go in a fast food
Patricia Ross 7 years ago
Someone had to say it Kjorn. Someone had to say it.
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Elizabeth Butler 7 years ago
The cream is actually very very healthy just the sugar is not. The anti-cream, anti sat-fat propaganda is responsible for a lot of the current health problems.
Cody Eriksen 7 years ago
The side of Gringo Bandito has pretty much the same thing on the side of the bottle. To the effect of: "It's hot sauce, there is nothing nutritional about it. But here's the Nutrition facts label because we have to."
#26
Ad For Local Pizza Shop. They're Getting My Business
Sally Appleton 7 years ago
That's why salad is always the answer to "If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?"
BarryAllenTheFlash 7 years ago
If that was true, I would eat nothing but salad... Me: "Yeah, I am on a diet..."
stellermatt 7 years ago
you don't win friends with salad.... you don't win friends with salad...
#27
Best Shop Ever
Troy Currie 7 years ago
Saw one on a maintenance door at an old job 20 years ago.
Load More Replies... Eyad Babikir 7 years ago
We have an Arabic proverb that says: { The carpenter's door is always broken } 😂😂
stellermatt 7 years ago
they can repair anything by putting up a sign that says what to do. genius.
Sunzilla 7 years ago
Not irony. My mother's electric doorbell is possessed. It just refuses to work. So I got her a wireless one. Stuck the button next to the electric one. It refused to work. Had to move it all the way to the other side of the wall to get it to work. There is some weird void blocking all signals at that spot... electric or otherwise...
#28
An Actual Canadian Coffee Shop
#29
Local Donut Shop Just Posted This Photo
#30
Found In A Florida Grocery Store. That's How You Sell Some Produce!
Samantha Robinson 7 years ago
For all the innocent minded out there that doesn't get it, you are precious.
Jessica-Marie Gervais 7 years ago
Your comment made my mind go happily frolicking in the filthy gutter where it was desperate to play, because I couldn't get what they were saying at first... Thank you.
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Mylah Rose 7 years ago
Genuinely can't believe they got away with this without complaints (I'd imagine a lot of kids asked their parents what this was about when they saw this on the shelf!!)
Troy Currie 7 years ago
Probably one of those 'innocent' kids who put this up to start with.
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#31
Seen On The Ceiling Of An Istanbul Shop
Christopher Mayer 7 years ago
The saddest lament of ink and pun, is why the hell didn't I think of that one...
#32
Coffee Shop Drink Sizes Based On How Much Sleep You Had Last Night
Šimon Špaček 7 years ago
Do you know death star coffee? Enormous, dark, strong enough to destroy a planet.
Panda L❤️ve 7 years ago
Im the xxxxxxxxxxxxl for i haven't slept a full night ever (o.b.d and or nocturia is a b***h)
Anonymous Panda 4 years ago
Normally a M, sometimes a L, very very few times an xxl, every once in a while a S
#33
Someone In The Wine Section At My Local Giant Eagle Has A Sense Of Humour
A S Koziol 7 years ago
Plus the side effects of making you charming and bulletproof!
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Cavell Armstrong 7 years ago
I'm crying with all these posts. Need this as it will be cloudy and raining all day.
#34
My Kind Of Shop
glowworm2 7 years ago
I love the one about the head of that cave troll that keeps eating our children.
Bradley Auerbach 7 years ago
It's like a quest from an RPG video game! There is a cave troll that keeps eating our children. I would like you to defeat the troll and bring back its head. Bring 1 Troll Head to Store Clerk. Reward: Store Item
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Aaron Smith 5 years ago
you say that but when someone comes in with a hat made of live pigeons all oif a sudden cops are involved
#35
I Found This At My Local Supermarket
#36
This Smoke Shop's Sign
Wendi-Starr Brown 5 years ago
They had a selection like this in a Mexican grocery store called Selecto...
#37
I Noticed This Bottle At A Local Coffee Shop, And Asked The Owner About It. He Said "Health Inspector Asked 'What's This Jar?' And I Said Nothing, It's Empty, And She Said 'Everything Has To Be Labeled' So I Labeled It"
Joseph Barnett 7 years ago
Jar? That's and empty plastic mayo (condiment) container! Health inspector needs to be re-trained!
Kjorn 7 years ago
like in Province of Québec where everything must be labeled in french. even the Appliance... like nobody knows what POWER mean.
A S Koziol 7 years ago
I enjoy all of the silly things governments demand so we don't hurt ourselves, don't you? I suppose they need to justify a paycheck somehow...
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The Children's Book Section At This Gift Shop Doesn't Candy Coat A Damn Thing
Gillian Black 7 years ago
that is what teachers need on their desks when parents come to complain , that the kids arent learning
Johanna Zamora 7 years ago
Every time I see a soccer mom at the library with her whiny over-protected brat, I think this.
#39
Shaving Sign At A Barber Shop
Sarah O'Dwyer 7 years ago
God Bless Dublin and all it's humor!...and Guinness...can't forget Guinness...
#40
Donut Shop In My Area Is Doing Renovations
Virgil Blue 7 years ago
Must have gone hitchhiking on a Vogon Construction ship. Hope they thought to bring their towels.
Kane Cheung 7 years ago
But what about the rest of us? They're starting the highway construction soon.
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Terror from Beyond Space 7 years ago
My eyes glazed over when I read this, but I didn't have any dough on me anyway.
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
Cute. Unless you walked there and you're craving a donut.Guess that's why they boarded up the place. OK I'll stop talking now but I really wanted that donut.
H4unt3dF0r3sts 7 years ago
Thought they were going to make a P!ATD pun........I was disappointed T-T
ArchangelLoki 7 years ago
Cody Eriksen what plans? Are they posted somewhere? Hope I didn't miss any important information!
#41
My Favorite Two Shop Signs
~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago
That's the button that I'll press the most often. Hopefully there's a siren saying, "Oh s**t! Oh s**t!"
Magpie 7 years ago
If you ask politely Adam Hills might lend you his from The Last Leg.
Load More Replies... Blue Cicada 7 years ago
The problem is, most people who are f**ckwits are in denial of their status.
egracec 7 years ago
Yep, but it just means they'll end up out of the shop quicker.
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Luna Moonwatcher 6 years ago
No kids allowed definitely not just because of danger from machines
Gillian Black 7 years ago
my father in law said there should always be an Oh S**t button when he is a passenger in a car so much for our driving
#42
This Ice Cream Shop Sign
Miklós Nagy 7 years ago
And he even told you that you don't need to go in tomorrow or ever again! Isn't he kind?
Hans 7 years ago
And in the future you may buy the ice cream, standing at the counter on the other side again. Fabulous!
Load More Replies... Christopher Mayer 7 years ago
I was told to change the sign, and asked where the diapers were *rimshot*
David Ross 7 years ago
My boss on Friday afternoon told me that I had a good week and to take the rest of the week off. Um, so I had my usual Saturday and Sunday off. Gee, thanks.
#43
I Changed The Sign At The Liquor Store I Work At
Alberto T. Ricci 7 years ago
Where my mother was born (Italy, Friuli region) they use to say that water makes rust, so they only drink wine
Kim Lorton 7 years ago
Yes! So true! History retold, is fluid and often lied about, because no one drank the water!
#44
Saw This At My Local Bagel Shop
Teresa Stockroske 7 years ago
If I want coffee bad enough, I would totally make sure they weren't looking.
#45
Spotted In A Shop Window, Iceland
#46
Frozen Yogurt Shop Has Some Great Discounts & Rules
Jessica Stohr 7 years ago
Hilarious but complicated for the ees! And would create a slow moving line during rushes which is annoying
Krystine Patterson 7 years ago
If anyone can recite the Braveheart speech with a Scottish accent should get everything free for life!
Bradley Auerbach 7 years ago
Professional sculptors could make a 1m-high sculpture and get free frozen yogurt!
#47
How To Capture Your Customer's Attention
Master Markus 7 years ago
.... Since he was with Tonto was he REALLY alone?
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Daniel Marsh 7 years ago
Log cabin Republicans? (Seriously... look it up if you're not familiar.)
#48
This Thrift Shop Sells Thousands Of Random Family Photos
Jhoa 7 years ago
*I'd, *these. Jesus f*****g christ, Should've have proof read that.
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Supermarket Honesty
Willi Waldmaus 7 years ago
Ideal for putting in a bowl and giving to the squirrels in the park in January.
Lillukka79 7 years ago
One could barely keep one in his mouth, but still he tried to get another one at the same time. Squirrels are funny as hell!
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#50
This Is In A Restroom At A Machine Shop I Work At
Desiré Yen 7 years ago
I wonder if they have a fragrance, once u hit the target it is activated😂
#51
Permission Slip
#52
Found This In A Seafood Shop While On Vacation
Kiki 7 years ago
Some people do it just hoping something will happen so they can sue.
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#53
The People Who Stock My Local Grocery Store Have A Sense Of Humour
SykesDaMan 7 years ago
For those who don't want to /cannot read upside-down, and don't want to /cannot make the picture flip (for some reason) upside-down, it says: "Pineapple upside-down"... Yeah, I'm a poet, I make rhymes!
#54
This Shop Knows What's Up
#55
Clever Sign Between A Dojo And A Coffee Shop In My Hometown
EmpireStrikesHard 7 years ago
As a Hindi speaker, "Chai Tea" makes me cringe. It's redundant, "Chai" == "Tea".
Stannous Flouride 7 years ago
PIN Number. Or any of these redundant tautologies*: Gobi Desert (Desert Dessert), Lake Tahoe (Lake Lake), Milky Way Galaxy(Milky Way Milky), Minnehaha Falls (Falls Falls),Sahara Desert (Desert Desert), El Camino Way(The Way Way, Mississippi River (Big River River), The Rock of Gibraltar (The Rock of The Rock of Tariq). East Timor (East East). *(Redundant Redundancies)
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Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Yes, yes, yes--chai means tea in Hindi. But in English speaking countries, chai refers to the specific common South Asian preparation of tea with spices or the combination of spices themselves (when used nor in the tea, such as chai flavored pudding.) Hmmm, pudding.
Silent Skeleton 7 years ago
shhhhhhhhhshSHH don't take the fun out of the pun
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#56
This Message Is In The Window Of A UK Fish And Chip Shop
Amaranthim Talon 7 years ago
Sounds like one of my husband's creative family outing stunts- gaah
Bec Snyder 7 years ago
*ect. Not 'ect'. It's short for et cetera. Yeah, I'm a grammar/spelling nazi.
Robert Morson 7 years ago
It always annoys me when people use the abbreviation "ect." Do they not know how to spell "etcetera?"
#57
Saw This At My Local Repair Supplies Shop
KismetTheFox 7 years ago
It still exists my friend Drake does it for a living
Load More Replies... Neeraj Jha 7 years ago
Simpler times when you would spend more time on Wordart than the actual content.
Kelly Hartle 7 years ago
A restaurant in my hometown has a sign that says, "If you're mean, nasty, or just plain rude, there will be a $10.00 fee for putting up with you."
#58
This Witty Book Store
Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago
I never notice those signs until it's to late. I'm getting where I can go from pissed to sheepish in a nanosecond.
Rick Kohler 7 years ago
Great way to see if someone coming in is actually smart enough to read a book. If they can't figure out the sign on the door they probably aren't going to buy any books.
#59
The Local Comic Shop Doesn't Mess Around
ukoms 7 years ago
Is it even legal? I'm pretty sure it's forbidden somewhere in Geneva Convention.
Bored Fox 7 years ago
Here in Finland many people call the Macic cards and other collectible cards as 'cardboard drugs' because first cards are often free, collecting those is very addictive and it costs lots of money. And eventually you just collect and lose money and do not enjoy it anymore but you just have to buy them because you want them all. :) I used to be addicted to Pokémon Trading Card Game cards and when I stopped collecting them I started collecting Magic The Gathering. Now I have been clean from 'cardboard drugs' for over 12 years. :)
Cerys Dunbar 7 years ago
Ooooooh that makes sense now i was so confused. XD
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#60
This Was In A Candy Shop
#61
This Ice Cream Doorstop Spotted In An Ice Cream Shop
Ellie Ragsdale 7 years ago
I actually thought someone should their ice cream, till I realized it's not.
#62
My Favorite Painting In A Local Coffee Shop
phil blanque 7 years ago
HA! This makes me want to do it...a bad thrift store painting made much better by a creative artist. Brilliant!
Annette Lindner 7 years ago
Is this image by Nick Sherratt, Wimbledon Art Studios, London, UK???
Annette Lindner 7 years ago
Is this an image by Nick Sherratt , Wimbledon Art studios, London, UK???
Troy Currie 7 years ago
We'll just put a happy little camper running away naked...right over here.
Brittney Frei 7 years ago
This look like a Kat Martin painting. I have three prints at my house!
#63
These Bathroom Signs At A Donut Shop
Ms. Terious 7 years ago
@C.Marrero I'm pretty sure it's an eclair 1da267c93e...15d6c6.png 
#64
No Smoking Sign At A Nearby Coffee Shop
A S Koziol 7 years ago
I think that's a good policy for most public behaviors :)
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Bradley Auerbach 7 years ago
Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BreadEggsBreadedEggs.
#65
Found This At My Local Coffee Shop
Nostalgic Hyena 7 years ago
It looks like it was drawn in chalk, and we all know how many colors chalk has
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A Pretty True Sign In My Local Tattoo Shop
#67
My Grocery Store Thinks They Are Punny
#68
Seen At A Pizza Shop In New Jersey. The Whole Staff Was Wearing Them. Photo Taken With Permission
#69
Shoe Repair Shop
phil blanque 7 years ago
Wait...the sign on the right looks like the shop is closing! Sad...too many cheap imported shoes that cannot be repaired.
#70
Humorous Bin Classification At A Local Shop
#71
The Local Auto Body Shop Has Some Humor
Darla Johnson 7 years ago
Reminds me of something a comedian said: When I die, I want to go in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
#72
This Coffee Shop Has 2 Cup Sizes, Biggie And Smalls
#73
Was At A Record Store Today, Seems That Some Guy Is Making Miniature Drum Sets In Soda Cans
Kiki 7 years ago
The title doesn't say a thing about shop signs. It just says that the shops made people laugh.
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This Is A Book-Shop
Ashley Lopez 7 years ago
ONLY THOSE WHO ARE WORTHY MAY STAND ON THIS SACRED GROUND!! just playing along ;)
Kim Lorton 7 years ago
Nothing shall ever compare, to the smell of an old book,when first opened, or a new book excitedly waiting to reveal to you, it’s world!
#75
Detailed Broken Door Sign At A Coffee Shop
#76
This Coffee Shop Had A Little Too Much Of Their Own Product
Cody Eriksen 7 years ago
Dante's Peak with Pierce Brosnen.. (When the computer guy gets hooked on "coffee...coffee, coffee, java, joe...". Only I would know this. *softly weeps*
Henry Cheves 5 years ago
"Don't you think it's time to lay off the coffee, Bob?" "YES I WILL HAVE AN 11TH CUP OF COFFEE THANK YOU!"
#77
I Was In A Burrito Shop At 10:55 When I Read This On The Wall
Heidrance 7 years ago
ah but now many serve breakfast all day. as God intended.
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#78
Sign At My Local Coffee Shop
Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago
I always order a small at Starbucks just for the pleasure of exchanging disdainful looks with the barista. (Formerly known as the person who pours coffee.)
#79
Award For Cruelest Chip Shop Name Of All Time
Sierra Hall 7 years ago
We have a place that is a sushi shop and aquarium store in one... it's called Fuji's. Cracks me up every time I drive by it.
#80
Would You? I Hope Not
#81
Saw This On Multiple Display Beds At The Shops
Breddit 7 years ago
What's the point to go bed shopping if I can't jump on beds? I'll just order them online 8-| jeez
Yas Min 7 years ago
safer choice for you, or else a bed might jump on you :3
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Michelle Magennis 7 years ago
Ha! Harvey Norman actually have sales people? Not when I have ever been in there.
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Dad at furniture store told his preschooler to get his shoes off the display couch. Kid is then climbing all over in his stocking feet. Dad is upset, but salesclerk points out, he followed directions and took his shoes off!
#82
The Shops At My Local Mall Have This On Their Windows For Christmas
#83
This Was At A Local Tattoo Shop
Jocey Potts 7 years ago
You shouldn't f**k tacos no matter how little they charge, so disrespectful
#84
Someone's Dad Opened A Fish-And-Chip Shop
Leon Lewis 7 years ago
The best part is that they were so successful, they opened this as a 2nd location?
#85
My Local PC Repair Shop Has Some Interesting Labor Charges
#86
Sign At My Local Tattoo Shop
Jenn 7 years ago
i thought it said 'sticky' instead of stinky........i mean either way, go away!
Christopher Mayer 7 years ago
Since all Humans are of the above, they must not get much business then.
#87
Porn Shops Suck All The Fun Out
SykesDaMan 7 years ago
I think that that's not a joke! :D Either this happens vers often or the owner/employees are a fan of "Lock, stock and two smoking barrels"
Signe Manat Hansen 7 years ago
I would think people were hitting each other with the dildos.
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The Local Coffee A Shop Loves To Mess With Mcdonalds
#89
Sitting On The Desk Of My Local Car Repair Shop
Mn gooze 7 years ago
I'm on the fence with this one. One of my teachers always said "If you really understand something, you can explain it in a way that anyone can understand it". So whenever I have to explain technical stuff to people, I use laymans terms unless I know they understand the technical terms.
Pam Falcioni 7 years ago
I know that makes sense, but if you work retail you will know that for some reason or another there are humans who walk this earth that absolutely fail to comprehend the most simple explanations. Case in point - put a sign on a door "Out of Order", people walk up, read the sign, then try to open the door. All. The. Damned. Time.
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Kelly Hartle 7 years ago
They charge nothing for smacking your engine with a wrench, but $1000 for knowing where to smack.
JD Cassavaugh 7 years ago
Me trying to help anyone with math. "I don't know, I just get it...now you try."
#90
Saw This In A Coffee Shop Today. Cannot Be Unseen
Christopher Mayer 7 years ago
I really MUSTACHE you about that album, but I'll SHAVE it for later...
Calum Sanderson 7 years ago
I have this record, courtesy of my mum and dad. I might do the same thing.
#91
In A Local Music Shop, Taped To A Baldwin Piano
#92
My Local Grocery Store Is Both Convenient And Has A Sense Of Humor
#93
At My Local Coffee Shop: Ross Vs Ross
mbergen 7 years ago
My favorite Bob Ross quote: “I guess I’m a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That’s okay though; I have more fun than most people.”
Stannous Flouride 7 years ago
@Neeraj Jha Bob Ross was a a drill sergeant while in the military. He is quoted as saying that after yelling so much in the Air Force; he never wanted to yell at anyone again. He painted over 30,000 paintings with nine fingers. He lost one to a table saw as a kid. Rick Ross' only time in prison was when he worked as a guard.
#94
Shop Closes For A Pox Eclipse
Christopher Mayer 7 years ago
What does a person do when their toenails are too long? ECLIPSE them!
BusLady 7 years ago
I would like to have been there in one of the cities that had a total eclipse. In 2024, I'm heading to Dallas.
Kiki 7 years ago
Meh, it wasn't that special. Certainly not worth all the hype and I got to see it directly.
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First Shop In The World (By Longitude)
Kirstie Gregory 7 years ago
heading to London in a few weeks. Whats the name of the pub??
Load More Replies... phil blanque 7 years ago
Their neighbor to the east has one even better....the LAST shop in the world.
#96
My Local Donut Shop Earned The Acclaim Of The Highest Authority
Christopher Mayer 7 years ago
As the Father pastry yelled to his naughty child pastry; "DONUT make me CRUMB up there!"
#97
Sign At The Local Plant Shop
mbergen 7 years ago
You got a down vote? Its not like you said 'your bush is wet'. Sheesh.
Load More Replies... Kelly Hartle 7 years ago
We have a huge garden shop near us in Indiana, and they used this line in their catalog!
#98
Realistic Pokemon Art At My Local Ramen Shop
Trixie Gomlak 7 years ago
I just noticed that the Pokeball for Squirtle has the Chinese character for "water", and the Pokeball for Charmander has the Chinese character for "fire"
SV 7 years ago
This is actually a print from a series that I've seen before. They do a number of video-game based work on woodblocks. ukiyoeheroes.com is the site, you can find this under "Giclée Prints" there.
Master Markus 7 years ago
Oh sweet babies, they do ACTUAL woodblock printing. That's gorgeous.
Load More Replies... Ashley Say Wha?!? 7 years ago
Whoa!!!! That's soooo awesome! I wonder who the artist is cause I'd love to have a piece like that for my house!
#99
My Local Tatoo Shop Just Posted This To Facebook Titled "Another Happy Customer"
Rani Johnson 6 years ago
People don't know the difference between a pentacle/pentagram and Satan's symbol. So.... you're surprised?
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The Ice Cream Store Owners Know
#101
My Barber Shop Is In The Holiday Spirit
#102
The Machine Shop I Work At Uses Salt Water Taffy For Packing Peanuts. All The Delivery Guys Love Us
Thomas Turnbull 7 years ago
Brilliant idea bet they have a sign that states we don't deliver to dentists
Cody Eriksen 7 years ago
I work at a repair shop. Some times, if we are lucky, we may get a bag of tootsie rolls.
#103
Well Played, Small Coffee Shop
#104
The Liquor Store In My Town
Silent Skeleton 7 years ago
was this the same store with "Wine has wisdom, beer has courage, water has bacteria, your choice"?
Vasilis Stavrides 7 years ago
Love it how they just left the plate numbers unblurred amazing 10/10!
Thomas Turnbull 7 years ago
Let go storm the transplant hospital and tell them the true facts brother
Doc Thissen 7 years ago
What's amazing is that this is in Kansas. Of course, it could be in KC or Lawrence...
Sarah Miller 7 years ago
I mean... people see plate numbers all day everyday in life... so... really what's the difference? It's damn near public knowledge.
#105
Sign At The Mechanics Shop
#106
A Local Donut Shop's Newest Creation
Warren Cancilla 7 years ago
Rebel Donuts in Albuquerque has the officially sanctioned Breaking Bad Donut. https://www.buzzfeed.com/adriancarrasquillo/this-breaking-bad-blue-meth-donut-from-new-mexico-is-perfect?utm_term=.sup96Ww7X#.rwNMvOeQA
#107
Someone At My Local Grocery Store Is Lotr Fan
#108
Muffler Shop Understands Dad Jokes
Christopher Mayer 7 years ago
hey, I do the bad puns here! What a SHOCK; you're all facing SUSPENSION, so just MUFFLE it *rimshot*
#109
One Day My Shop Manager Hung This Sign Behind The Cashier
#110
Saw This At My Local Barber Shop
Ellie Ragsdale 7 years ago
I'd amend samoas (GS cookies with caramel, coconut, and chocolate) tagalongs (GS cookies with chocolate and peanut butter) and do-si-dos (basically a peanut butter cookie sandwich).
#111
Shout Out To This Harlem Cafe Concealing Their B Rating
KoalaOfDragons 7 years ago
Can someone explain what does that mean? I'm not from the US so I have no idea what it means
A S Koziol 7 years ago
It's a local government's assessment of the cleanliness of a restaurant and the food handling skills of the employees. A is the highest rating, B is the next best rating (but who really wants second best when we're talking food poisoning potential?).
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Blue Cicada 7 years ago
I think it's only in New York City, or other large cities in the US.
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#112
This Was At My Local Coffee Shop. I Thought It Was Cute
#113
I Used To Work In A Music Store, Many Many Years Ago. This Does Remind Me Of All The People Humming And Hoping You Would Know What They Meant
IRefuseToBeHuman 3 years ago
Why would " The Titan's Curse" be there? No one forgets a Riordan book
Rick Kohler 7 years ago
I saw this same sign on a display at my local library except in red. : )
K. Guyton 7 years ago
Back in the days of movie rentals, our town had one of the best movie rental stores anywhere AND it was independent. It was huge and the staff really knew their stuff. We went in one night, and I told the clerk that I couldn't remember the name of the movie, but it was an old musical, and it had the song...and I started humming it because I couldn't remember the words. The clerk almost immediately began to sing along and knew the lyrics. After a couple of lines he said, "Yeah that's 'I've got the horse right here' from 'Guys and Dolls'". He then went in the back and got it for us. My husband loves this story:-).
#115
The Soda Machine At A Local Taco Shop In San Diego
#116
Saw This At A Local Tattoo Shop
#117
Found This Today In A Local Shop
#118
This Was In My Local Coffee Shop
Christy Williams 7 years ago
You all get that it was a joke, yes? Coffee wakes you up. Before you have coffee & are bleary-eyed, things aren't always as they appear. I thought it was hilarious :P LOL
Neeraj Jha 7 years ago
Before having your coffee in the morning, he might appear to you as Tom Hanks.
Master Markus 7 years ago
Why is Bill Murray so popular? I mean, I have nothing against him, but I just seem to see him all over despite the fact that I can't think of a movie he's done in like... ten years?
Leon Lewis 7 years ago
Whether someone has made a film lately is not relevant to appreciating them. As for Bil, his most recent works include, "The Monuments Men", "The Grand Budapest Hotel", "St. Vincent" (all 2014), as well as voice roles in "The Jungle Book" (2016) and "Isle of Dogs" (2018).
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Macha it's funny how many people you pist off with that comment 😁 I am guessing you meant no harm to bill Murray.
#119
I Work For A Small Computer Repair Shop. I Put This Sign Up Today
#120
My Local Screen Printing Shop Has Very Specific Hours
Christopher Mack 7 years ago
Meanwhile... The Employee hours are 7:00- Whenever the F*****g Owners finally made their wad of money for the day and let you go home.
#121
Supermarket Setting The Mood
M O'Connell 7 years ago
Eeew, who is so cheap they engage in that sort of behavior with COOL WHIP!? It's not even food!
#122
Saw This In A Bike Shops Bathroom
#123
At My Local Comic Shop
Lilli Burnham 7 years ago
I know what this is but................. I was born many years after this came out.......................It's-It's from the Labyrinth....................if I remember correctly
#124
My Local Coffee Shop's Tip Jar This Morning
#125
Coffee Shop Bathroom Art
porcupine 7 years ago
I think it’s like after you’ve done a poo and you take a glance at it (to make sure there’re no worms, obvs) and she’s bending over the bowl looking at it with you and giving you a thumbs up for like, no worms.
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The Famous Junkie 7 years ago
It’s a sticker or wallpaper. The graphite IV why the speech bubble is there. It’s not a real woman behind the toilet!!
#126
In The Bathroom Of My Local Coffee Shop
porcupine 7 years ago
I now realize that is the name of the establishment. Good night.
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#127
On The Wall At My Local Butcher's Shop
#128
New Barber Shop In My Town
#130
Found This Flavor At A Gelato Shop In Italy
Kiki L. 7 years ago
Prob slightly salty, maybe with a hint of pineapple. Texture's kinda sticky tho
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#131
Banned Topics At Local Comic Book Shop
Heidrance 7 years ago
new topics for discussion: who would win in a fight, Goku or Picard? if he was in Star Wars, would Batman be a Jedi or a Sith? which Robin would make the best Doctor?
porcupine 7 years ago
My boy Picard is hot and a charmer and all, but Goku has f*****g POWERS. As for Batman, I envision him as a reluctant Jedi who pops Rolaids all day and sighs dramatically at every minor inconvenience.
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Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
Clearly the best captain is Malcolm Reynolds.... he's the best captain in the verse
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
This is easy: Star Wars, Superman, Williams, Marvel, Goku, Picard, Proctologist.
Christopher Mayer 7 years ago
And the biggest query; which comic book shop should I switch to?
#132
Saw This Epic Artwork At A Local Taco Shop
Jonathan TARTESSE 7 years ago
They're mexican wrestler. The artist is very good.
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Friend Saw This In A Window Of A Book Shop
#134
Liquor Store In Moore, Ok Gets It Right
#135
Saw This At My Local Grocery Store
#136
The Shop I Work At Has Had Some Problems Lately
Christopher Mayer 7 years ago
just like they did in Medieval times. (Sorry, I HEAD to go and say it.)
#137
My Friend Sent Me This From A Sex Shop
Thomas Turnbull 7 years ago
This may be stretching thing to far or is it just the thin edge of the wedge
#138
Good Advice From My Favorite Coffee Shop
#139
I Found This Beauty In A Gift Shop
Master Markus 7 years ago
Heresy. It should obviously be Joe Pesci's voice!
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#140
This American Coffee Shop Is Celebrating Differently This 4th Of July
Kelly Hartle 7 years ago
They hold a grudge about it, too. Once my parents went to a pub there and when Mom asked why we couldn't get tea like that, a little old lady snarled, "The last time we sent it you dumped it in the bloody harbor!"
#141
Seen Outside Of A Coffee Shop Near Mit
#142
My Local Coffee Shop Isn't Very Deep
#143
Store Has Nope Sign Instead Of Closed
Silent Skeleton 7 years ago
and then they put the n at the end and move the others up for when they're open, clever :o)
#144
On The Bathroom Stall At My Coffee Shop
Barbara 7 years ago
This! I specially don't need to see you not washing your hands before I go to eat
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Saw This Sign At A Tattoo Shop Today
#146
On The Wall At My Local Coffee Shop
#147
My Local Stop And Shop Has A Grudge Against The Yankees
the shapeshifter and the witch (Young Avengers) 7 years ago
Should make the Yankees ones more expensive
Barbara 7 years ago
And not or very little sell them? Yeah, not a good business idea :D
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My Local Guitar Shop Is Selling A Rare Air Guitar
SexyEggPlant 7 years ago
i think theyre selling the stand..and thats the joke
Load More Replies... Thomas Turnbull 7 years ago
I bought one but they wouldn't wrap it for me even when I told them it was a present
#149
Found This Sign Outside A Thrift Shop
Rama Llama 7 years ago
Local bar noticed that they're poke stop when the pokemon go madness was at it's peak. The owner joined and bought tons of lures to lure in customes. Worked like a charm.
Kerri Russ 7 years ago
Tons of businesses still do this because the people who continue to play Pokémon GO are adults.
Henry Cheves 5 years ago
My parent's work at a newspaper and their parking lot was a 24/7 Pokestop and to get to their cars they had to dodge people yelling at them to get out of the way of their battles and captures.
#150
How To Deal With Star Wars Spoilers
porcupine 7 years ago
In a roundabout way, OP has, in fact, spoiled the ending. ALSO IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE YET DO NOT. F*****G. CLICK. ON BP Troll’s comment. D**k.
porcupine 7 years ago
And beware of reading the comments at the bottom for the whole list. F****r struck down there as well. I’m sure everyone has seen it already, but I had it spoiled by “news” websites reporting on that dumbass football player who ruined it like, the day it came out and it sucked.
Load More Replies... Bradley Auerbach 7 years ago
Disproportionate Retribution. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisproportionateRetribution.
#151
Now Where Did I Leave That Sun Screen
Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago
Of course, you see how well it worked on the spray!
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#152
This Hardware Store Has A Section Called What-Cha-Ma-Callit
#153
Hot Dog Shop Offers "Trump Footlongs" That Are Only 3 Inches Long
#154
This Guitar Shop In Ayr Is Called Ayr Guitar
#155
Grocery Store Has A Sense Of Humour About Their Typos
Henry Cheves 5 years ago
The lion's smiling because he didn't get shot and killed.
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This Target Sign Says That People Arent Allowed In
#157
What The Hell Is Going On At My Local Sandwich Shop?
weatherwitch 7 years ago
Oh come on, you can't leave it like that! What's the back story to this?!
#158
A Public Message At A Local Coffee Shop Downtown
#159
Coffee Shop Nearby Gave Me A Chuckle
#162
Cigar Shop By My House Makes A Very Good Point
Donna Wiersma 7 years ago
To be honest I have done grocery shopping before and decided to sit down at a steak house knowing full well that I have steak with me in a bag next to my chair
Jane Alexander 7 years ago
In a restaurant in our small coastal town, the chef would let the fishermen bring their catch and he would cook it for them.
#163
Found At My Local Donut Shop
#164
Warning At My Local Ice Cream Shop
Gareth Graham 7 years ago
Gonna have to suck alot of d**k for that stolen double mint choc chip
Amaranthim Talon 7 years ago
Wow- bit over the top response man- keep it clean- geez-
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#165
My Local Ice Cream Shop Is Teaching Kids About Life
Henry Cheves 5 years ago
Yes sweety the government does it to us every year.
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Spotted In A Butcher's Shop In Liverpool
Full Name 7 years ago
Thumbs down. Be lighthearted, be funny, be charming, but leave the goddamn f*****g politics out of it. Baffles me when people do this, especially in the USA where federal elections are pretty much between 2 people and they get almost 50% each every time, so you alienate half your customer base.
Hansel Jonathan 7 years ago
It's not about politics here. It's about the person. Look up "David Cameron s*x with dead pig".
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#168
Saw This Poster In My Local Coffee Shop
#169
I Found A Pet Shop With This In The Window
#170
How To Utilize The Women's Bathroom In A Shop Full Of Guys
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Oh my goodness!!! I've never met another person who knows this song!!! I have a CD of a local folksinger, and this is one of my favorite tracks!!!
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#171
This Hung In My Grandfathers Shop For 50 Years, Now It Will Hang In Mine. Relevant
Dorothy Rienks 7 years ago
It was an olden days, when things were implied not shouted, safe sex poster
phil blanque 7 years ago
Wow....scary weird...That isn't a bolt, it is some strange drill bit. And the "nut" isn't threaded, so, actually, it is a washer. Who would hang this up?...Disturbing.
therealpixie 7 years ago
Somebody whose grandfather had it hanging in his shop for fifty years.
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So I Was In My Local Computer Game Shop Called CeX And This Is Their Network Name
#173
Spotted This In The Bathroom Of A Local Diesel Shop
#174
Actual Sign At Local Pizza Shop
Lilli Burnham 7 years ago
Oh HELL NO. That thing's scary as f*ck had to censor it for school computers! X(
#175
I Walked Into A Local Pizza Shop. This Was The Sign I Saw
#177
New Sign At A Tattoo Shop
#179
Sign At My Local Coffee Shop
#180
This Coffee Shop Provides Toilet Paper Options Along With Their Profiles
#181
The Opening Hours Of This Clothing Store
#182
I Work At An Independently Owned Coffee Shop. We Feature This Sign On The Side Of Our Espresso Machine. It Speaks The Truth
Alex Craig 7 years ago
Sort of sad because unfortunately some so called people feel entitled to abuse a service worker. And again sadly it is all too common.
Lilli Burnham 7 years ago
It said 20+ why nearly 200 entries? Do you how long it takes to go through the entire list? DAYS IT TAKES DAYS
#183
My Local Coffee Shop Is A Bit Overwhelming
#184
This Was Up At The Comic Book Shop I Go To
#185
This Store Has A Sense Of Humour
#186
Donut Shop Humour
Kay Pahlad 7 years ago
So will you go to the counter and ask for camel toes or strong pimp hands?
#187
Just Arrived In India, And Not Sure If I Trust This Sandwich Shop
#188
They Were Selling Fake Grenades In This Gift Shop And This Was The Sign Over Them
phil blanque 7 years ago
Or a bullet in the head from local police...What fun shop owners can have trying to make a few bucks and clear inventory, no matter that they endanger children. Its all just fun for them.
Full Name 7 years ago
Hell yeah. I could barely get a shot in edgewise at the mini-golf last weekend. Too many kids I say, so let's get that sorted out, shall we?
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I want to send one to every kid at Parkland who was given a clear backpack this week to make them 'safe.'
#189
This Is Hanging In Our Local Coffee Shop. F*cking. A
Jake van Leeuwen 7 years ago
I want this picture for my home, does anyone know how to get one, please tell
#190
Thought You Would Enjoy This Artwork I Found At A Local Sandwich Shop In Phoenix
Silent Skeleton 7 years ago
I love looking at the sandwich bag art at a place called "which wich", the way you order is by marking things on a paper bag, and after you get your sandwich a lot of people draw s**t on the bag and you can hang it up :o)
#191
Found This At My Local Tea Shop
#192
The Gum That Is Sold At The Local Coffee Shop
#193
Liquor Store With A Sense Of Humour
#194
My Local Grocery Store Makes People Who Shop On The Right Side Of The Isle Regret Not Shopping On The Left Side Earlier
Jessica-Marie Gervais 7 years ago
Condoms to the left of me, pureed prunes to the right, here I am, stuck in gestation with you... Ok, that was bad...
#195
Barber Shop In The South
Rachael Marrast 7 years ago
I wish I could use the "no smell of weed" one where I work. They all smell like skunks.
#196
Saw This In My Local Pc Parts Shop
Thomas Turnbull 7 years ago
My boss bought a cheap power supply for his pc it blew up two weeks later taking the computer with it
BusLady 7 years ago
I'm sorry to hear that, Thomas. I hope no one was hurt.
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This Is A Real Advertising Poster Above A Shop For Mobility Products
#198
This Was The Sign Advertising A New Muffin At My Local Donut Shop
#199
I Saw This In A Barber Shop
Nathanial Evans 7 years ago
Agreed this mightve suited the dark humor section better
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Amaranthim Talon 7 years ago
I get it- no amount of "looking" less evil would have helped, but twistedly dark and funny
Anne Emerson 7 years ago
Bunch of whiners. It's a joke. You're not a clitoris - quit being so sensitive.
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Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
Does anyone else find it interesting that these pictures show up ALL over social media, but by different users? The - "We don't know what these are" in my local toy store - just happen to also be "In my local Dollar Store" and "At my local grocery store". WOW. That photographer geats the same shot EVERYWHERE! He's got talent.
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
Humor keeps my stable................even if I don't get a donut.
Rani Johnson 6 years ago
Dear BP. Stop shortening lists to less than 50. Its obnoxious and unnecessary. I like the long lists. Its more entertaining. Also, please stop with the random facts in between submissions. The "did you know in 1902, blah blah blah, someone something or another did a study on blah blah blah.....". Its distracting and uninteresting. I didn't come here to be educated on random s**t. I can Google my own stuff. I came here to be entertained. Not educated. Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Johanna Kidd 7 years ago
Brilliant, I hope these places sell 'sqids' of stuff cos with that humour they certainly deseve to
BarryAllenTheFlash 7 years ago
I am so sorry you don't have a funny bone. AFV is pretty good for laughs, though
Load More Replies... Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
Does anyone else find it interesting that these pictures show up ALL over social media, but by different users? The - "We don't know what these are" in my local toy store - just happen to also be "In my local Dollar Store" and "At my local grocery store". WOW. That photographer geats the same shot EVERYWHERE! He's got talent.
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
Humor keeps my stable................even if I don't get a donut.
Rani Johnson 6 years ago
Dear BP. Stop shortening lists to less than 50. Its obnoxious and unnecessary. I like the long lists. Its more entertaining. Also, please stop with the random facts in between submissions. The "did you know in 1902, blah blah blah, someone something or another did a study on blah blah blah.....". Its distracting and uninteresting. I didn't come here to be educated on random s**t. I can Google my own stuff. I came here to be entertained. Not educated. Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Johanna Kidd 7 years ago
Brilliant, I hope these places sell 'sqids' of stuff cos with that humour they certainly deseve to
BarryAllenTheFlash 7 years ago
I am so sorry you don't have a funny bone. AFV is pretty good for laughs, though
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