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For any well-informed citizen, it's crucial to stay up-to-date on the news. But considering the endless amount of information we’re bombarded with daily, it’s impossible to keep tabs on every hilariously bizarre thing happening on our planet. Or is it? Well, let’s just say that the internet has proven time and again that wild and ridiculous headlines will never go unnoticed.

After all, some of them totally catch us off guard and leave us unsure whether to facepalm or do a spit-take. Like "Bear breaks into Colorado house, plays the piano but not very well" or "Thief cut victim's grass before taking lawnmower". These are just a few little gems found on the 'Internet’s Craziest Headlines' Twitter account — aka the hall of fame of the most ludicrous titles noticed on TV and print.

So if you find entertainment in the Florida man and his antics whenever they manage to find a way to your feed, you’ve ended up in the right place! Let us present you with a new level of absurdity that is the compilation of images we wrapped up right below. Enjoy scrolling through these entries and hit upvote on your favorite ones. And if you've ever come across an outlandish headline yourself, we'd love to hear all about it in the comments.

Psst! More newspaper headline madness awaits in our previous post right over here.

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    A brief scroll through this list may be all it takes to convince you that reality is often stranger than fiction. Even in this modern world where few things can genuinely knock us off our feet, people (and animals!) still manage to surprise us with the most absurd actions that exceed our expectations. News stories ranging from charmingly unexpected to plainly bizarre inevitably lead to funny headlines that are gaining popularity online every day. But this does beg the question: why are we so fascinated with them in the first place?

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    To learn more about the abundance of weird news items and the fine line between an informative headline and a fake one, we reached out to Deborah S. Bowen, Ph.D., an Assistant Professor of PR Instruction at the University of South Florida. When asked what impact the digital world had on the spread of weird news stories, she told Bored Panda, "Because of its relative accessibility, the internet has become a powerful dissemination tool."

    "Those fun stories from far-flung places (or not so far-flung!) are much more available now. People can amplify all kinds of messages across any number of platforms and can cast a net as wide as their imaginations," the professor added. "And all this posting can be done at no cost. It can even become a moneymaker for the person aggregating and publishing these wild tales. Besides, we love entertainment, and what’s more entertaining than the truth?"

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    Brandon Marlowe
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look for the bear necessities. The simple bear necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife.

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    Consider the Florida man scenario. The slew of stories that begin with those two words makes it look like the state is occupied by the wackiest and weirdest people ever. As a Florida resident, Bowen shared a few thoughts on the matter.

    "Some might suggest that many stereotypes are rooted in some grain of truth," she explained. "I suggest that Florida arrests are part of the public record, and therefore become excellent content for communicators across the media! Admittedly, though, there's nothing like seeing 'Florida Man' in a headline and wondering, 'will THIS be the one I know?!'"

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    Mere Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common sense: questionable. Balls: visible from space

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    When it comes to our passion for these stories, the professor explained that their catchy and odd nature is what tends to spark our curiosity. "The best headlines — the infamous 'Headless Body in Topless Bar' being the classic archetype — grab the reader’s attention immediately and invite the reader on a newsworthy adventure."

    After all, getting your headline clicked on is far from an easy task. The words you choose to wrap your title in are the first, and probably the only, impression you make on the potential reader. "It’s awfully hard to make day-to-day happenings sound cool and sexy; it’s much easier when a story is so absurd that the headline becomes an easy 'get' for the author," Bowen said.

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    "Wild headlines promise a real escape for a reader, and we crave, as humans, the emotional release that can come from reading a truth so different from our own. Whether hilarious or sad or evoking Schadenfreude [a German word meaning the pleasure we get from witnessing someone's misfortune], readers want the impact of the tale to be significant — to deliver the emotional punch promised by the headline."

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So Geoff, what do you like to get up to on the weekend?"

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    While it’s fun to devour stories that bend the limits of our imagination, they also serve as proof that anything can be considered newsworthy these days. The problem is that with the heaps of information that consistently grace our feeds, it has become difficult to differentiate facts from fiction.

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    "One of my favorite sayings is 'Content without context is just noise,'" Professor Bowen noted. "It’s critical that we become informed and savvy consumers of media, and that we take no information for granted as truth. A headline tossed out casually on, say, a social media platform should always be questioned, even if the source is knowledgeable. Find the reporter or author. What has that person contributed to the news before? Is there an 'angle'? A bias?"

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a specialist act you can pay for down in Soho.

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    Mattewis88
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still waiting for that third arm the anti-vaxxers promised me after I got the jab. My dresses don't have pockets.

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    But many readers forget to do their own due diligence before sharing stories on social media. In an attempt to prove it, the satirical news site the Science Post published a piece with a frightening headline: "Study: 70% of Facebook users only read the headline of science stories before commenting." The content of the text, however, was mostly blocks of "lorem ipsum" text. As of today, it has been shared over 194k times.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, no. Oh, thank you, none of that foreign muck. What? Garlic bread? Garlic bread? Garlic? Bread? Am I hearin' you right? Garlic bread? No, thank you, I've got some milk roll in t'case that'll do me. The toasty loaf. The garlic bread!" Peter Kay.

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    Interestingly, it inspired researchers at Columbia University and the French National Institute to do an independent study of news consumption on social media. They collected the number of Twitter’s 280 million followers who potentially viewed and shared a news link and how many clicks those same links amassed. The researchers found that 59% of links shared on social media have never actually been clicked — users retweeted the news without bothering to read it.

    "People are more willing to share an article than read it," study co-author Arnaud Legout said. "This is typical of modern information consumption. People form an opinion based on a summary, or summary of summaries, without making the effort to go deeper."

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    Brandon Marlowe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't already? Damn! All this time I could have been.... wait. Did I say that out loud?

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    According to Professor Bowen, we, the readers, need to better understand the context in which news is being presented. "One important piece of that is to fact-check. Google will help readers find sources that are reliable and are generally truly journalistic in their approaches."

    She stressed that it’s "absolutely imperative" to become media-savvy, especially when we "see deep fakes (visual and audio) on the horizon" as technology advances. "Media literacy is an important tool for each of us to have. It can save us from scams, phishing attempts, and, of course, 'fake news.' With media literacy comes the ability to distinguish fiction from fact and fact from opinion."

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    The lesbian knitting panda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did she really need to prove anything though? really?

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    Bowen advised you, dear readers, to be diligent in searching for truthful information. "As William Shakespeare once said, 'Don't believe everything you read on the internet!' Make sure to find your information from solid, reliable sources. While their headlines might not be wacky, there's a treasure of truth to be learned. And enjoy every journey down your factually accurate and no less amazing rabbit holes," she concluded.

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “What you doin’ babe?” “Just chillin’.” “Not after I caught you cheating on me, you ain’t.”

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    Deborah B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't tell the difference between a puppy and a ferret then maybe you deserve to be sold ferrets?

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it is difficult to p-p-pick up that penguin.

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    Chicken Nugget
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the guy’s SHOTS were just too strong...I’ll see myself out now

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop charging sharks so much for their internet usage then!

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    Chicken Nugget
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that’s fraud..? Gotta break up with 364 of my girlfriends then oops

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next you'll be telling me Finland does not exist.... Wait! What?

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Listen to those majestic lions roaring!" "Woof!"

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is real and has been featured on BP before. Just chalk it down to being Florida. ;-)

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    Brandon Marlowe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has been a test of the zombie apocalypse warning system. If this had been an actual emergency you would have been instructed to tune in to your local station for further instructions. Repeat. This was only a test.

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    Purple light
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake news, there wasn't any bible eating and the guy pictured is a sex offender, but he is not on death row.

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    Jul Chv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I swear, honey, it was CPR. I was legit saving a life!"

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posties take note, this Postman managed to deliver his packages successfully!

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    The lesbian knitting panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the non Brits Harrow is one of the fanciest private schools in the UK, along with Eaton, it is famous for churning out self-important rich twits who own golf courses.

    Jordi Sharpe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care if he was a rich d**k, he didn't deserve to die.

    Celeste Grant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Probably drunk) Teenager killed for making stupid comment by adult whilst working as a bouncer.... whatever you think of the comment, or your judgement of the type of person the teenager was, I hope we would all think that no teenager deserved to die this way. If every teenager was killed for making stupid comments the population would be much diminished. It was the bouncers job to keep his cool and defuse any situations that may happen like this, not to strike out and use massive violent force to end life.

    Zobi123
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bouncer wasn't working at the time. And he was 22. But still, the bouncer is the AH here.

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    Amy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is still not ok to celebrate. Reminder - you might not mean to do serious harm but the law wouldn’t back you. You intended to hurt him, you killed him, you’ll be tried for that and have to live with it forever. Fight with your words if it’s not self defence.

    Sarah Bell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person still died. Maybe he would have learned kindness and humility another way. It is instant karma in a way and he was being a pompous a*s but unless it was in self defense it was a murder.

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kind of people who join the Bullingdon Club and burn £50 notes in front of homeless people. I can't condone this but..

    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all students from Harrow and ‘fancy’ private schools are rich shallow spoiled jerks. This is a stereotype. Just because their parents are relatively richer than most people doesn’t mean you get to judge the majority based on some of the stupid minority with zero proper education. It is not their fault, it’s all about their education and what type of family atmosphere they were raised in. I might be biased because I used to go to a Harrow school (not the British one). Fight me.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't speak to folks they way your parents let you speak to them

    CG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the bouncer bald and wearing yellow?

    Megan O'Neill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really sad. Why would they put a headline that made the dead, teenage victim such a target of ridicule. So unnecessary and cruel. He is still a dead kid and now the guy that punched him is a murderer. Just a bad situation all around. Terrible reporting. (sorry for ranting!)

    Lu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s sad, no matter what.

    Tyler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes he said a really rude thing but he didn't deserve to die that way, especially so young

    Crouching hippo hidden panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually really tragic. Entitled brat behaviour aside, teens are bound to be bratty. This is homicide

    Diane Phillips-Herman
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But death of a young man is not funny. Even if he's an a$s

    Chimera141
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harrow is basically the English equivalent of Harvard, along with Eton and Winchester which are all English boarding schools

    Anonymous
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he had survived if'd have said he deserved it.

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a theory that Florida Man is everywhere, they just have really good news reporters in Florida

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    Genny McD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy must be the guru of sales people!

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    Brandon Marlowe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing insight. I need to do more research but suspect that I might agree with him.

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    Brandon Marlowe
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So....? Was it a girl or a boy? ...'talk about "burying the lead"!

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The story authors clearly haven't heard of the gentleman who prepared and ate 65-year old Jello, or the other gentleman who ate a 153 year-old cracker. Both are fine.

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    Helena Houzarová
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more...

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay, we have learned Australia does not really exist.

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    Mattewis88
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a judge, that's Colonel Sanders.

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    The lesbian knitting panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's equivalent of yelling scissors after a cop asks for your papers

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, if you're getting paid minimum wage, you're not actually looking at the customer

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to see the ears. Ears shapes are like fingerprints

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    Powerful Katrinka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was very upset when he realized what had happened, and offered to pay the losses back. The company said no, and fired him anyway. On a brighter note, someone started a Gofundme account for him, and it raised over 300,000 dollars.

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