As any parent will know, kids say and do some pretty weird things. But there's weird and then there's weird, and as you can see from the stories below, these kids took it to a whole new level. After all, has your son ever told you that his vagina looks like a hot dog? Probably not. What about leaving a "present" for grandma by pooping behind the curtains, or eating the dog's puke off the carpet? Take a look at the list below for more funny stories of kids acting strange. They come from a website called thepumpanddumpshow.com, and they remind us that while parenting can be difficult, it's never boring.
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If she can do that at least you have something to instantly absorb it
Could someone explain? I neither know how an US wrap dress works, not what Spanx might be...
Spanks are like tights for your body: pushes everything in, flattens stuff out, smooths things out, etc. A wrap dress is basically a robe with a string to tie tight in the front
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Reminds me of the time I went to pick up my then-new fiancé at the airport in Vegas. I lived 2 hrs from Vegas in Arizona, and it was May, already hitting 100+ degrees.. I was 18.. So I was wearing a tube top with strapless bra under and a gauzy button down shirt over it, unbuttoned. This was 16 yrs ago, so I was waiting at the gate, excited and nervous.. He was the last passenger off, so everyone else on had passed by me, waiting right by the doors. He finally gets off the plane and rushed over, grabbed me up in a huge hug.. I laughed and asked if he missed me, he says "well of course I missed you! Also, your tube top is around your waist." And starts tugging it up, while I flashed back to the line of people I.. flashed.. Lol while so excited I was literally bouncing... Lol I didn't care much then, was in a bra, I figured no one noticed and forgot about it. Until last year, when he got me one for our 15th anniv.. Lol
My youngest and least grateful daughter, when she was 5 or 6, asked me what those ugly scratches were on my belly. I told her they were the wounds left from carrying her in my belly. She looked at me scornfully and said "I don't have to say sorry for that."
I'd have just double layered them she's happy and it makes no difference
I have twins girls. They are 24 now, but that is EXACTLY the sort of thing they did when they were very little. Two heads are more creative that one.
Giving a child doritos after he just threw up... and then ''ya think' the child is stupid? Whats wrong with these parent?!
It's obviously wrong but if you're to pick the wrong spot that's the best substitute
All these kids posts by Bored Panda keep discouraging me from having any..YUk
Kids are a wonderful frustration. There weird confusing and sometimes down right mean but then there's times there so incredibly sweet adorable and loving that it makes everything worthwhile. Knowing your the cornerstone of someone's whole existence and being able to raise a successful person is the most important thing you can do. The day I can become a mother will be the greatest day of my life
When my daughter was two or three, we began to walk out of the restaurant and her father noticed she was bringing her cup. So he took it and said, you can't take the cup. She screamed and cried loudly while everyone turned to look.
when i was 4 years old i tried to order a margarita, the waitress gave my mom a disapproving look. another time i excitedly proclaimed that jesus rode a donkey to walmart to by a hotub
I once entered the living room after Bible Study and waved my mom's underwear, shouting, "MacGyver!"
I only had an hour told my 5 yr old son gonna take a shower going to go out to eat. Have a seat and watch Sesame Street. I came out to a pounding on my door, a huge man holding him by his collar and he hollared "Is this your Boy?" He was at the Strippers toy store peeking to see what he could.....within a week we moved out of that neighborhood!
And this is why I told my mom she isn't getting grandkids from me. They'd be her kids if they did this.
All these kids posts by Bored Panda keep discouraging me from having any..YUk
Kids are a wonderful frustration. There weird confusing and sometimes down right mean but then there's times there so incredibly sweet adorable and loving that it makes everything worthwhile. Knowing your the cornerstone of someone's whole existence and being able to raise a successful person is the most important thing you can do. The day I can become a mother will be the greatest day of my life
When my daughter was two or three, we began to walk out of the restaurant and her father noticed she was bringing her cup. So he took it and said, you can't take the cup. She screamed and cried loudly while everyone turned to look.
when i was 4 years old i tried to order a margarita, the waitress gave my mom a disapproving look. another time i excitedly proclaimed that jesus rode a donkey to walmart to by a hotub
I once entered the living room after Bible Study and waved my mom's underwear, shouting, "MacGyver!"
I only had an hour told my 5 yr old son gonna take a shower going to go out to eat. Have a seat and watch Sesame Street. I came out to a pounding on my door, a huge man holding him by his collar and he hollared "Is this your Boy?" He was at the Strippers toy store peeking to see what he could.....within a week we moved out of that neighborhood!
And this is why I told my mom she isn't getting grandkids from me. They'd be her kids if they did this.
