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We're working on two comics other than Dark Lines, and from time to time, we would have an idea that would not be tame enough for the Hairball Chronicles comic (about our cats) or would be too impolite for our TourBunny comic (about entitled tourists). It was a source of frustration to find a way to incorporate those, so we decided to branch them off—welcome to Dark Lines. Now we make and publish one of these per week.

They range from tame and weird to overly rude and graphic, but we hope they will give you a chuckle or at least a nose exhale.

We have accounts on Instagram, Facebook, or Ko-Fi (we publish all three of our comics on this one), so check us out and follow if you like our content.

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    #2

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    HooowlAtTheMoon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but what about math? why do i need to study parabolas and quadratic equations if im going to be an actor?

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that you can calculate the trajectory of the custard pies ;-)

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    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ask what use is knowing something, ask who profits from your ignorance. Then learn as much as you can.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you don't plan on being a total idiot either?

    Nooberton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither did you but look what happened? Oh wait your the Karl Marx dude never mind.

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    littlesaresare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, you don't need to study something to respect it and those who do. I don't know s**t about car engines but I know to trust a mechanic's opinion a lot more than my own, and don't make up wild claims about Big Engine. These people would probably just either ignore everything they learned, or find another nonsensical conspiracy theory to latch onto.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will now demonstrate 5G! *several thousand hertz radio signals*

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get where they are going, but that isn't what the conspiracy was about at all... even though it might be a little crazier

    Liv
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but... "Science" is very vague. There are a lot of things that I wish I hadn't been forced to study at school. I never needed them in my life.

    Liv
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevertheless I do agree it's very valuable in life to learn the basics of chemistry, physics, mathematics, biology, and so on - all the sciences. :)

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    Self-Doubt

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    PenitentEyeball
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww poor guy. Don’t worry demon I think your horns are really big

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    Hell Level 1

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    best turtle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about karens what level do they end up in

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    X-Ray

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    PenitentEyeball
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do that because repeated exposure to being near by it is not good.

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    Alice II

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    No one
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your parents ruin things for you…

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    Internet Day 1

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    Warp Speed

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    Jack Reformed

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    #15

    Ye Olde Shoppe Bagge

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    Liv
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that 😅 I forgot again my reusable bags, so I punished myself by using no bag (instead of buying yet another one)

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    Jebediah Couch

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    Eppe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the person in green holding themselves up with the power of farts...?

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    Gif

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    Jack The Tripper

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    Roleplay

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    Mug

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    Richard Ripper

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    Imp

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    The Doctor

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    PenitentEyeball
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to look this one up, “A proctologist is a surgical specialist with a focus on diagnosing and treating disorders of the colon, r****m and a**s. Proctologists often are seen for complex lower digestive tract issues or when surgery is needed to treat the patient.”

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