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We're working on two comics other than Dark Lines, and from time to time, we would have an idea that would not be tame enough for the Hairball Chronicles comic (about our cats) or would be too impolite for our TourBunny comic (about entitled tourists). It was a source of frustration to find a way to incorporate those, so we decided to branch them off—welcome to Dark Lines. Now we make and publish one of these per week.
They range from tame and weird to overly rude and graphic, but we hope they will give you a chuckle or at least a nose exhale.
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Theory
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Science
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HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago
but what about math? why do i need to study parabolas and quadratic equations if im going to be an actor?
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Self-Doubt
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#5
Two Wolves
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#6
X-Ray
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PenitentEyeball 4 years ago
They do that because repeated exposure to being near by it is not good.
#7
Alice II
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#8
Internet Day 1
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#9
Jack The Stripper
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102points
#10
Warp Speed
Final score:
97points
#11
Good News
Final score:
87points
#12
Hot Shingles
Final score:
82points
#13
Jack Reformed
Final score:
79points
#17
Gif
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68points
Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago
It does stand for Graphics so i don't know how they got J out of it. Leave that for the peanut butter.
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ZAPanda 4 years ago
GIF, because we don't jive christmas jifts at christmas time to juys and jerls.
ZAPanda 4 years ago
Actually because "graphics interchange format", where it's not Jrafics.
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DarkLines (Submission author) 4 years ago
Guys. Everyone is wrong. You pronounce GIF as GIF. Not as GIF. Jesus.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
actually according to the original plans the g is pronounced as a y
Load More Replies... Elim Garak 4 years ago
Is there a place for those who say "Eye-talian"? Like the country is called "Eyetaly"! Please, tell me there is!
J. Normal 4 years ago
I only say that when trying to tick off my EYEtalian roommate - I tell her we are going to fancy EYEtalian restaurant - olive garden... LOL
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Jerry Vega 4 years ago
Think gif (pronounced gift without the ‘t’) vs gif (pronounched Jif like the peanut butter).
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Brandy Grote 4 years ago (edited)
Either being correct, I use both. Although the G in "Graphical" being hard, tend to agree, that it IS "gif".
Earl Grey 4 years ago (edited)
OK, I’ll settle this for you Pandas. Wearing my IT hat here…The GIF format was invented in 1987 by Steve Wilhite, an American computer scientist. The inventor of GIF has authoritatively said the following: “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft 'G,' pronounced 'jif.' End of story." The intended pronunciation deliberately echoes the American peanut butter brand Jif. So when you mispronounce it with a hard G, you unmask yourself to an IT professional. For those without access to the technical literature: https://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/an-honor-for-the-creator-of-the-gif/
Earl Grey 4 years ago
And as an aside, dictionaries do not dictate how words *should* be pronounced. The linguists who write the content act as anthropologists peering through the reeds to observe how language is spoken in the wild, then record their findings. This is why Oxford has the entry that it does.
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Joshua Seaman 4 years ago
The guy who invented the GIF even said it's pronounced "jif". But hey, feel free to tell someone the thing they invented and named is pronounced wrong. While you're at it, how about you tell someone their own name is pronounced wrong.
littlesaresare 4 years ago
Has he ever explained why he wants it pronounced that way? Because Graphics has a hard G, so it doesn't really make sense to pronounce it like J. I get the vibe that this guy is one of those people who names his kid Pth@elt35 and pronounces it Steve.
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VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago (edited)
THEY MISSED A CENSOR *gasp* (this is a joke I thought BP made the article not DarkLines)
DarkLines (Submission author) 4 years ago
What needs censoring here?! O.O
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#18
Jack The Tripper
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65points
#19
Roleplay
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#20
3D
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#21
Yeast
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58points
#22
Mug
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56points
#24
Tricky Dicky
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50points
#25
Alice
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48points
#26
The Worst
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47points
#27
Imp
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42points
#28
The Doctor
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PenitentEyeball 4 years ago
I had to look this one up, “A proctologist is a surgical specialist with a focus on diagnosing and treating disorders of the colon, r****m and a**s. Proctologists often are seen for complex lower digestive tract issues or when surgery is needed to treat the patient.”
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Bethany Heller 4 years ago
Yeah. This is honestly what I thought of most of these.
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Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago
And yet, you're still here, telling us how bored you are.
Load More Replies... Bethany Heller 4 years ago
Yeah. This is honestly what I thought of most of these.
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And yet, you're still here, telling us how bored you are.
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