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We're working on two comics other than Dark Lines, and from time to time, we would have an idea that would not be tame enough for the Hairball Chronicles comic (about our cats) or would be too impolite for our TourBunny comic (about entitled tourists). It was a source of frustration to find a way to incorporate those, so we decided to branch them off—welcome to Dark Lines. Now we make and publish one of these per week.
They range from tame and weird to overly rude and graphic, but we hope they will give you a chuckle or at least a nose exhale.
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#1
Theory
Final score:
203points
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#2
Science
Final score:
148points
HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago
but what about math? why do i need to study parabolas and quadratic equations if im going to be an actor?
#3
Self-Doubt
Final score:
134points
#5
Two Wolves
Final score:
113points
#6
X-Ray
Final score:
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PenitentEyeball 4 years ago
They do that because repeated exposure to being near by it is not good.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Bartender has a drink with one guy, he's good. Bartender drinks with everyone, he's a grave.
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Bobby 4 years ago
Typical xrays expose you to about .001 to .005 mSv of radiation, which is practically nothing, but for the person doing it 20 or more times a day it adds up. The danger to you is minimal, but radiation exposure can have a cumulative effect
DarkLines (Submission author) 4 years ago
Oh, I absolutely agree! But it is but a joke :) Actually it was a friend of mine who is doing this work who said how silly he feels when he tells people it's super safe and then goes into an underground bunker wearing power armor to take their X-Ray. :)
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Chucky Cheezburger 4 years ago
Be sure to tell them of any piercings or jewelry you may have in the area being x rayed...they WILL freak out for a minute wondering what the hell happened.
#7
Alice II
Final score:
112points
#8
Internet Day 1
Final score:
110points
#9
Jack The Stripper
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102points
#10
Warp Speed
Final score:
97points
#11
Good News
Final score:
87points
#12
Hot Shingles
Final score:
82points
#13
Jack Reformed
Final score:
79points
#17
Gif
Final score:
68points
#18
Jack The Tripper
Final score:
65points
#19
Roleplay
Final score:
65points
#20
3D
Final score:
62points
#21
Yeast
Final score:
58points
#22
Mug
Final score:
56points
#24
Tricky Dicky
Final score:
50points
#25
Alice
Final score:
48points
#26
The Worst
Final score:
47points
#27
Imp
Final score:
42points
#28
The Doctor
Final score:
38points
PenitentEyeball 4 years ago
I had to look this one up, “A proctologist is a surgical specialist with a focus on diagnosing and treating disorders of the colon, r****m and a**s. Proctologists often are seen for complex lower digestive tract issues or when surgery is needed to treat the patient.”
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Bethany Heller 4 years ago
Yeah. This is honestly what I thought of most of these.
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Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago
And yet, you're still here, telling us how bored you are.
Load More Replies... Bethany Heller 4 years ago
Yeah. This is honestly what I thought of most of these.
Load More Replies... Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago
And yet, you're still here, telling us how bored you are.
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