We're working on two comics other than Dark Lines, and from time to time, we would have an idea that would not be tame enough for the Hairball Chronicles comic (about our cats) or would be too impolite for our TourBunny comic (about entitled tourists). It was a source of frustration to find a way to incorporate those, so we decided to branch them off—welcome to Dark Lines. Now we make and publish one of these per week.
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Theory
Science
but what about math? why do i need to study parabolas and quadratic equations if im going to be an actor?
Self-Doubt
Two Wolves
X-Ray
They do that because repeated exposure to being near by it is not good.
Alice II
Internet Day 1
Are the hot singles really in my area, just waiting to meet me!?
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When I get those notifications I burst out laughing. Every woman in my area is old. Like, they all have grandkids. Or they're already married, etc. I know them all, and none of them look like the pictures that pop up.
I thought it would have been Rachel with card services trying to reach me...
I was gonna post how it was invented in CERN. But I have this unheard of skill of looking things up before posting emotional truths.. The worldwide web as we know it was invented in CERN. [edit not the internet itself] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet
To be fair, the first model of the internet was ARPANET in the sixties. It was the first network that allowed for packet switching and for TCP/IP. But, also to be fair, the web as we know it now, including the protocols we use for communication between computers DID get born in CERN in 1990. ARPANET was the prototype, and without that and without ARPA, we would never have internet as it is now and you would not be able to use your amazing skills of looking things up before posting emotional truths. The real emotional truth here is that a) it is a joke, b) it is completely correct because ARPANET WAS the first version of our internet, c) it makes for a better joke because ARPANET had a very small number of people it was available to, and c) 1969 noice.
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Hot Shingles
Jack The Tripper
Mug
Tricky Dicky
Alice
The Worst
Imp
The Doctor
I had to look this one up, “A proctologist is a surgical specialist with a focus on diagnosing and treating disorders of the colon, r****m and a**s. Proctologists often are seen for complex lower digestive tract issues or when surgery is needed to treat the patient.”
Yeah. This is honestly what I thought of most of these.
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And yet, you're still here, telling us how bored you are.
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