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Everyone is involved in a viral experiment these days. The goal is to find out whether laughter is the best medicine for the coronapocalypse, or whether a meme a day can keep the quarantine blues away. And people do what it says.

But there are no rules when it comes to modern internet humor, except that it has to make you cringe, lol, or die laughing. In fact, the crying laughing emoji has reportedly been the most used one on social media in the past few months. A coincidence? Doubt it.

From absurdist millennial puns-intended to apocalyptic parody memes, Bored Panda has collected the best weekly corona jokes. And for those who just jumped onto the bandwagon, check out our previous compilations: part 1part 2part 3part 4part 5part 6, and part 7.

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    #3

    Just One Of Those Things.

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    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even know how they can get away with such greed. Corporate bailouts don’t save you from eviction, illness, or starvation. They can scream for the best parts of capitalism, and flock for shelter under socialism whenever it benefits them.

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    As we’re well into the crisis now, the jokes and memes are getting more twisted. Dark coronavirus humor is often funnier and somehow resonates better with people.

    Interestingly, a taste for black humor could be an indicator of greater intelligence levels, according to this study published in Cognitive Processing. The psychologist Ulrike Willinger led an experiment which showed that participants who appreciated darker jokes expressed less aggression than those with a conventional sense of humor. Plus, the former group was found to have higher levels in verbal and nonverbal intelligence.

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    #4

    The Perfect Time To Stop, When It's Working!

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. Even though where I live we have had zero cases for the past 2 days, I will still be waiting at LEAST 2-4 weeks before I send my kids back to school.

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    Meanwhile, comedian Ken Cheng believes that joking about any risqué topic within comedy elicits the same answer. “Which is, that it depends,” Ken wrote in an opinion piece for Metro. But he doesn’t see anything wrong with talking about the current crisis in a humorous way. “Of course there will be some camps who think no serious topic should be made fun of, that even mentioning coronavirus in a humorous context is making light of a tragic situation,” but he added, “I don’t subscribe to this.” If humor is used skillfully, it can bring shelter to whatever the situation would be while still understanding its severity.

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    #8

    I'm In!

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    evelien
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me toooooo ! Could use more of this - and people are more quiet + no one bringing their kids to the shops (because we have a rule here only one customer can go in ...) #introvertfromBelgium

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    #10

    I Am The Trash

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    Sue Hazlewood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just choked on this one, and I wasn't even drinking or eating. Hilarious

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    Coronavirus-Covid-19-Jokes

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    Nea
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also feel i can never stop wiping grocery bags now.

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    #13

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    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeding into the apocalypse in every scenario.

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    #14

    Tremendous Haircut

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    #15

    Yeah, Checks Out.

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    CR Harvey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't want to watch something I lived through. Though who would be dumb enough to play Trump?

    Kristen Daniel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alec Baldwin, and it's going to be a comedy. He did a great Trump on SNL.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already made that movie. Gwyneth Paltrow brought it to the US, then died.

    Evripidou Maria
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the film includes the idiots who dont wanna stay home

    Leodavinci
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While the rest of the world works to revise history to minimize U.S. involvement in developing a vaccine. Someone like Daniel Craig or Pierrce Brosnan will play a badass government agent who uncovers the CEO whose corporate conspiracy started the pandemic.

    BORED AT HOME
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, True. But the real star will be Trump

    Bumble
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In true American Hollywood racist style, The Chinese would be the monsters that try to destroy the world and Bruce Willis would save all humankind by shooting Xi Jinping on top of a sky scraper before jumping onto a helicopter before the building blows up.

    Tara Unawatuna
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's already been done... Contagion

    EtherealSponge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t half the movie be sitting at home on zoom or something?

    Daria B
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the bad guy will be... Russia, as usual. ♡

    Sean Harrison
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch the movie Contagion, that's probably the most realistic movie made about a pandemic so far.

    Bumble
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, kinda, sorta similar! Although it has gone from Thriller to Horror in the space of a month!

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    Roadkill TheBrave
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on Actual Events = Some of the names and one place may be right but the rest is b******t, fairy dust, and special effects. Someone, please keep Michael Bay away from the movie rights to COVID.

    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fighting politicians that value the economy and their campaign foundation more than lives. How many people have died due to ignorance and indirectly from their government/ fellow citizens failing them?

    marie tyson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will show you a few ways how to make money and also if you are interested i can show you a method I found that has free training to make $500 to $1000 daily just email me at marietyson24@ gmail.com

    Bill Johnson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course! That’s the way it will happen. What’s your point?

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be at all surprised if people are already writing not just screnplays but also dramas and musicals about COVID-19.

    Gyan Ranjan Pruthal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this time, Hollywood could keep it real.

    Mary Elizabeth Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like, I don't want to see a documentary about the gay rights riot at Herman hill park in '80. I was there in the playground cause I was a 9 year old little girl.This was in Wichita, is.I call it Tear Gas Park, now.

    backatya
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no not terrorist but zombies lol

    Sue Sanders
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if the producer would cover the entire planet, or the major countries, and tell an overlapping story. Americans probably won't find the cure, and many other societies will have handled the crisis much better. With the "leadership" we're suffering through right now, I'd be dismayed, ashamed if our government got any credit for a cure.

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James Bond's next movie should picture some villain spreading a lab virus worldwide and the Queen should play "M"

    Jacquelyn Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the movies have already been made, we just didn't pay attention.

    Raymond Ewen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans don't make movies, Hollywood does.

    Sharon Vaughn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are now living in a dystopian world.

    Roger Bird
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And saving the beautiful swooning young woman.

    JJM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are so right and obviously not American!

    MrMr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TheSaItIsHere, you will be playing the terrorists, Your terrorist group will be known as the A**l Babies and your pissed that you realized that the rest of the world uses toilet paper, A concept your people never knew about... Because your the A**l Babies.

    William Mahoney
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else usually come to rescue ?? France or Canada ? Maybe South Americans ??

    Ed Martin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you know us Americans pretty well! Ed

    Lara Verne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only reality was so simple like movie

    Eden Skidmore
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CR HARVEY SOOOO TRUE NOBODY IS THAT DUMB TO PLAY TRUMP

    Kevin Gramlin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently this is already being played out with Trump just inserting himself as the title character that turns out to be the "hero" and Dwayne Johnson would be Dr. Fauchi. And the terrorists are real and standing on government steps with signs, AR-15's, and tiny penises.

    weatherwitch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And completely forget having the highest and mostly avoidable death count of Every country in the world....

    Tor Rolf Strøm
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how they will portray the president.. since the media criticized him for doing something, then later criticized him for not doing it soon enough.

    Rolly Costales
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh men i like this! I hope filmmakers from hollywood comes up w/ a scence where thenlead actor is kicking the a*s of ur president!!!!

    devi L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already made several movies like this. Like the movie outbreak that was made in the 90s.

    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The terrorists are in the White House.

    Lyuben Petkov
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..plus stopping the global warming, reuniting the both Koreas and solving the issues between Israel and Palestine.

    Sara Nobre
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the babies and the kitten who will be saved by the hero!

    Richard Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, all going well, Oxford University in the UK will ruin it for them as they are about to run human trials next week on a vaccine and hope to get it deployed by July at the earliest

    Mishte Tine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Andrew Atamanuik. Not dumb, brilliant.

    AJu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the whole world (showing all capitals, like Paris and London and Moscow etc) cheers to "the Americans" for saving them, cause their own leaders clearly failed at everything. And they wave to the Rock, who flies by in a super-jet, wearing RayBans and dropping the "cure" down like rain. The End

    Andrew Yarke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup this is probably what we're going to do.

    Sarah Schmidt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder who would want to play "the president" and how he would be portrayed.

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    Actually, I think "the Americans" will make a shmoopy film about the power of love. Speaking as an American, that's what I'd pay to see right about now... or ever....

    Lorrie Finley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If something did come out it would probably be more along the lines of either the First Line workers or the acts of kindness during Stay Home Stay Safe that were done rather than the political upheaval and utter fiasco behind that during COVID 19's reign of terror

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    #16

    Lovin The View

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    ThatREPTILEANDAMPHIBIANlover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to the drop in air pollution Mordor is once again visible from the shire

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    #17

    More Idiots As Far As The Eyes Can See

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with people and their urgent need to go to the hairdresser? It's just effin' hair!!!! Who are you gonna show your new hairstyle? Or you wanna look good in like coffin???

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    #19

    Night Of The Living Brain-Dead

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    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m fine with these protestors...can we keep them in a glass cage?

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    #20

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    #23

    Corona Pirates!

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    Nea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3 yo niece told my sister she wants to be corona when she grows up so that she can have the plyground and all swings to herself

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    #24

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    Come On!

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    #26

    Who’s Keeping Track Anyway

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    China has a lot of questions to answer.

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    #27

    Dogmatic Or Catastrophize?

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    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. This hits right on the nail.

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    #28

    Strong Ask

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    Don Flynn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how it always is... mega-rich celebrities asking us to donate to a worthy cause when a few of them could fund a cure or house the homeless etc.

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    #29

    Oh The Balcony

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    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shown the disparity in socioeconomic status. Shown how callous some people are when they and the people they know aren’t affected. Sorry wait, how many affordable apartments have balconies?

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    #30

    Safety First

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trum should be advised by the people to make better politics.

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    #31

    Me Too, Grandma!

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    K.
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave my grandmother a look as she was drinking. She told me she heard that it’s good for her. I replied, “it’s wine and only a glass every now and then.” To which she replied, “i’m old and I’ll drink whatever I want.” She was hitting the whiskey and scotch. The woman is approaching 90 and was pregnant 13 times, I’m not going to argue with her. Drink away.

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    #35

    I Like Chocolate Milk

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Wake and bake with nothing getting in the way

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    Coronavirus-Covid-19-Jokes

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    John Louis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best quarantine joke I have heard so far!!!!

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    #37

    Eat My Face... And My Brain

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    #38

    Thoughts?

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    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is in a terrible reality TV (game ?) show where most contestants die or suffer mentally/financially. Also, they were kicked out of the plane with one parachute for three people, and weren’t even given the rules beforehand.

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    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *strikes a conversation with the car*

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    Kiss Army
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting tire of "it's a fluid situation".

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    #42

    Woof

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    #44

    I Hate This

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    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glasses and face masks. Glasses and lab googles. Broken glasses and dystopian apocalypse. Fellow four eyes, we’re not going to fare very well are we.

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    #45

    Well Let’s Keep On Delaying It Then

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    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antivaxxers will be using this as actually "proof" in the coming days..

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    #47

    Plot Twist; Still Tragic

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    Mystery Egg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was me last week. I had the WORST headache all day, painkillers didn't touch the pain. It even woke me up in the middle of night. I was CONVINCED I had covid. Had to do my bi-monthly grocery shop the next day. Bought coffee, I had run out. As soon as I got home I had a coffee and boom! Headache gone! Thankfully I hadn't phoned the doctor the previous day otherwise I would have been slightly embarrassed.

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    Hazard Pay

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    Abbey Impson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what I think about the refrigerator in the office break room

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    K.
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he’s the Fenrir to Voldemort. Doing his bidding and coming back after getting kicked for outliving his perceived usefulness. Less cute than a pet. Just sad. TrDump’s been doing this throughout his presidency. His loyalties do not lie in this country or with his supporters.

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    #51

    Supervisor Dog Monitors Your Lunch Breaks

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    CR Harvey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Micromanagement at it's most successful!

    #53

    Coronavirus-Covid-19-Jokes

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    Nea
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suddenly feel less love for these parakeets that seem to be talking to me these days.

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    #54

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    K.
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am too afraid to find out what the rest of the year brings with funding virtually gone and reallocated from natural disaster relief and North Koreans having so little regard for their citizens that they continue building up arms.

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    Just Shut Up

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    PotterHead
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works for lives to. Mine is too, a wreck.

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    #59

    Oh...

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that real? Wow, this is great!

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    K.
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahhaha that’s me two weeks into quarantine. I used to box 3-5 times a day, multiple times a week. My body has transformed all over the place through varying levels of fitness. Right now, figure out what works for you. Eat that cake if it helps. Work on the ptsd and anxiety later.

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    Monika Rhodes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat loves me being in, my husband- not so much lol

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    CR Harvey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody tell me why "I" am responsible but "they" are not. WHY?

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    Coronavirus-Covid-19-Jokes

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! Someone else actually knows the difference between "to," "two," and "too!"

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    #66

    Dentists Be Like

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    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s okay. Thor was a god and king. If it’s good enough for him, then it’s good enough for us.

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    #69

    Amazing

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    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just keeping your family together is already amazing. Being funny is another tier. Thank you.

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    M Adams
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020 is that kid who carved their name into their arm with their very sharp pencil and smiled.

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    #76

    Ready For The Covid19 Sequel? 

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    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha but I actually have family in Texas. 😭😂

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    Carol Emory
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What he didn't tell you is his next question. "That depends...whaddya have in the liquor cabinet?" Bet granny's got a stash of the good stuff!

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    ƒιѕн
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol yeah I think mine are starting to wonder whats up

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    Evil Little Thing
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday I got a case - A WHOLE CASE - of tequila from Costco. I was there and I was like, you know what? F**k it. Go big or go home. Now I get to find out just how long twelve bottles of tequila last me.

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    #83

    Just Your Daily Reminder

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come nothing is happening in the Epstein investigation?

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    Lavender Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YASSSSSSSSS!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😂😂😂😂🤣

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    Me except the iguana is actually an iguana and the 6 year old is the noise my frogs make screeching for food

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get a clingy cat? Not just during studying and working. As soon as I crack a book, the cat’s on it. Or acting cute and wanting belly rubs.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, there is going to be a big spike with all those protesters.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom Nook can have my soul as long as I get another room.

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    This is EPIC! Love it.

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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you saying that your own company isn’t as fun or interesting? That your good times are worth others suffering? Stay home and strictly quarantine with friends if you are just going to flout the safety measures.

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    I saw this yesterday on the way back from the pharmacy. There were four cars on the road and two of them still managed to hit each other. THE ROAD IS FOUR LANES. WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

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    Wait, what? Um, sorry, I'll have to look again....0-0...maybe again...

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s definitely me, but more colorful and awesome.

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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww man. I should’ve gotten rid of my subscriptions, but maybe that’s what’s keeping the moochers and myself safely inside and less bored.

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    Carol Emory
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is mad because I've been tipping essential workers heavily. Most of the time it's hand them a $20 for a $6 purchase and tell them to keep the change. Some of these people aren't getting tips like they used to because everyone is at home instead of dining out. They need to make a living too.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She asked for beer not water. Well at least she can stay hydrated.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds about right to me.

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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree with the sentiment. Some of them didn’t even place. Kudos to all the governors who had more intellect and desperately did all they can to get equipment and flatten the curve. Thanks for holding on and denouncing how premature the bail out was. Soooo are we still going to give big corporations tax breaks? SBA loans are based on employees before quarantine. What are the corporate loans based on again? How many of their factories are abroad? How much are they going to sneakily use on themselves and buying back their stocks and giving higher ups bonuses?

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Kerala, Police use drones for catch people roaming around, and they post it on YouTube. It's hilarious

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Russia, everyone is in line. And bears with balalaikas, and the virus.

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    Lily Luna Potter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never bought myself a planner but decide 2020 was doing to be different and bought one...I now have a almost empty planner

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t even finish 3 rolls and it’s 37 days. Gave 18 away. Why were people hoarding TP?

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me chuckle. Thank you for that.

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real question is how his dad was able to drive that truck all the way from Japan. Good thing gas prices are so low.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re good. Your profile is lovely. You get quarantine brain and you get quarantine brain. Everyone gets quarantine brain.

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    Me: *calls Ftc*

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    Mystery Egg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country the advice is to imagine a dead loved one lying on the ground between you and the next person. Harsh but it works.

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    It's fake, don't post fake news like these

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