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Put on your tin foil hat (but like, a stylish one) because we're diving into the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories that don't sound completely bonkers! Forget about typical "the earth is flat" or "lizard people run the government" theories – these are the kind that make you go "wait... that actually makes sense?"

From corporate sneakiness that feels way too real (looking at you, suspiciously tiny women's pockets) to tech companies playing puppet master with our relationships, these theories live in that delicious grey area between skepticism and "hold up, they might be onto something."

Whether it's ancient mysteries, modern marketing manipulation, or the sneaky ways big industries maintain their power, these 35 theories have enough circumstantial evidence to make even the biggest skeptic scratch their head and say "well, maybe..." Don't blame us if you start rethinking everything you thought was true...

#1

Glass cup with assorted bamboo and paper straws next to a green apple, related to controversial conspiracy theories.

Everyone I tell about this tells me I'm overreacting and it's just a conspiracy. But I strongly believe large companies who use eco friendly products around customers only do it to make themselves look good, and to make the customer feel like pollution is their fault when they use for example, plastic straws. When in reality using eco friendly straws barely dents the amount of pollution the company itself makes behind the scenes.

Foohberry , Sarah Chai/pexels Report

Ace
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not a conspiracy, it's simply marketing. It's been going on forever.

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    #2

    "Wax figure of a man in a suit, symbolizing themes related to controversial conspiracy theories."

    Disney absolutely believed that Hillary Clinton was going to win the 2016 election, so they started building her animatronic for the Hall of Presidents well in advance, and after trump pulled off a victory, instead of starting from scratch they just kinda made a couple half-assed adjustments to the Hillary model and put it up on stage.

    Unique_Unorque , spotastic Report

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    #3

    Laptop, tablet, and smartphone on a wooden desk related to controversial conspiracy theories.

    Planned Obsolescence (if it's still a conspiracy theory). Why does my phone suddenly develop unseen issues when the new one is released? It's not a coincidence. And who even asked for these tech companies to release a new phone every year? We live in a time where technology is now growing at a rather slower pace compared to the 2000s when there was rapid innovation. It's not like my current phone is getting crappier in one year, but wait, IT IS!

    Applies to phones, tablets, smartwatches, basically most (rather expensive) internet-connected devices receiving updates.

    uwhy , Pixabay/pexels Report

    El Cucuy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Planned Obsolescence is not a conspiracy theory. It's verifiable.

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    #4

    MyPyramid dietary guidelines with food groups displayed, highlighting grains, vegetables, fruits, milk, and meat & beans.

    The recommended food pyramid is created by the FDA, but the fda is funded by a lot of certain food industries, poultry, dairy, etc. they in turn made the recommended nutrition based off of their funding by these companies, and not based on a well balanced diet.

    Cock_Vomit , United States Department of Agriculture Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even a conspiracy theory, the grains and dairy industries were well-documented as having funded the food pyramid to put their items in the "most essential" categories back in the 1980s...

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    #5

    A person speaking into a smartphone, possibly discussing controversial conspiracy theories.

    That your phones microphone is constantly "hot" and its listening for key words to target advertising.

    Most glaring instance where this happened to me was when I walked into a colleagues office. He had just gotten a standing desk, but one that goes on top of his existing desk rather than a standalone (pun?) Model. That's important to note.

    I said "Nice standing desk, when did you get that?". "Thanks, just today." He replied.

    That was literally all that was said about the desk. We talked about work related stuff and as I walked out and checked my phone, there was an ad on Facebook for that EXACT model of standing desk.

    I have never owned one, wanted one, or googled one before. Yet there it was on my feed. Tin foil hat be damned, they listen in.

    Seannj222 , cottonbro studio/pexels (not an actual photo) Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly AI doing that. Honestly AI has infested way too much of the internet and how it works. Up to and including "news stories" written by AI that are filled to the brim with comments from AI bots designed to reply to news stories.

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    #6

    "Warning sign prohibiting photography, linked to controversial conspiracy theories."

    And that Area 51 is a publicity stunt by the government to hide the real testing facility.

    Dahvoun , David James Henry Report

    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Willing to believe this one more than most of the others.

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    #7

    Underwater coral reef scene, vibrant marine life, possibly tied to controversial conspiracy theories about ocean health.

    That there are monsters in the ocean. We have only discovered 5% of our worlds ocean and I truly believe there is something hiding down there.
    Edit: turns out it's like 9 or 10% now.

    MerryShelly1 , Francesco Ungaro/pexels Report

    Thee8thsense
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most monsters seem to be on land, in positions of "power".

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    #8

    Lab experiment setup, gloved hand uses tweezers on petri dish, related to controversial conspiracy theories.

    Human cloning has already been done or attempted. We cloned a sheep named dolly in 1996, and humans aren't that much different to sheep in their early blastocyst or embryonic development. Some government agency has probably cloned a human and are watching over that person right now.

    MrSexyPizza3 , Paphrag Report

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    #9

    Crowd at theme park entrance on a sunny day, with castle in the background, linked to controversial conspiracy theories.

    The reason Disney came out with a movie called "Frozen" was so that when you Googled "Disney frozen" you would get information about the movie and not websites talking about Walt Disney's body being frozen.

    -eDgAR- , Craig Adderley/pexels Report

    WindySwede
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The you just search for "Walt Disney cryogenic" - a workaround.. 🙃

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    #10

    Emergency alert about a ballistic missile threat in Hawaii, a subject of controversial conspiracy theories.

    The "Ballistic Missile Threat" that was sent to Hawaiian's cell phones saying, "seek shelter this is not a drill," that was later deemed a mistake, was a real missile that was intercepted before impact.

    claytonisbrown , Apple Inc. Report

    Feathered Dinosaur
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on Oahu that day, in blissful ignorance, as my German phone didn't receive the warning

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    #11

    Child reaching for tissues next to medicine bottles, reminiscent of controversial conspiracy theories about health.

    This is the smallest conspiracy ever, but - you know how when you pull a tissue out of a box, there's this dust that comes out from the tissue when it scrapes the perforated edge? I swear it's designed like that so that the dust makes you sneeze. And then suddenly you need more tissues...

    Rise up against BIG TISSUE!

    griceylipper , cottonbro studio/pexels Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hearing Patric Stewart in StarTrek pronounce 'Tissue'..

    #12

    A typewriter with a sheet labeled "National Security," hinting at controversial conspiracy theories.

    That the CIA post this question every time so they know what the general public suspect.

    workingonaname , Markus Winkler/pexels (not an actual photo) Report

    #13

    Person browsing laptop with images related to controversial conspiracy theories on the screen in a cozy workspace.

    One of my favorites is that the government was behind #ThrowbackThursday in order to get us to digitize and upload pictures that they would not have had access to in order to improve age progression/facial recognition algorithms.

    -eDgAR- , picjumbo.com/pexels (not an actual photo) Report

    joeandy188
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can really test our facial/body recognition if we tell everyone to wear a mask 😆

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    #14

    Person in a white suit, with hand in pocket, showcasing fashion elegance, linked to controversial conspiracy theories.

    Women’s pants pockets are significantly smaller than men’s pants pockets to encourage us to buy handbags and purses.

    mccrayola , Vlad Deep/pexels Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought it was more about the fit/look. Like a skirt wouldn't flow as well with heavy pocket items or a pants not as sleek...but maybe that's what they want me to think...damn, I'm a sheep...

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    #15

    Woman shopping online at a laptop surrounded by colorful bags, discussing controversial conspiracy theories.

    Consumerism is a massive hoax hiding in plain sight. A handful of sly and powerful exploiters have tricked billions of people into believing they need to constantly buy things to survive. For most Westerners, endless consumption has become an unqestioned state of being. Billions of people have voluntary enslaved themselves because they cannot stop craving "more."

    If people abruptly stopped buying everything except the necessities, it would cause more damage than World War I and II combined. Most of the world's countries would cease to be.

    reddit.com , Andrea Piacquadio/pexels (not an actual photo) Report

    Quarkbeast
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a conspiracy theory: see Netflix documentary for confirmation - "Buy Now: The Shopping Conspiracy".

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    #16

    A DNA strand made of flowers and leaves, symbolizing controversial conspiracy theories in genetics.

    All those DNA ancestor sites are giving the government your DNA for their record

    Mike9307 , Google DeepMind/pexels Report

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously. No problem with this - it will make it easier to identify criminals and victims.

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    #17

    Police car with blue lights on, often linked to conspiracy theories involving law enforcement activities.

    Cops go on Waze and leave random police sightings to cause people to slow without actually having to stay and check on people.

    mxbnr , Pixabay/pexels Report

    Quarkbeast
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then they wouldn't be able to stop people and give them tickets to meet their quota! Oops another conspiracy theory.

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    #18

    Pyramids of Giza under a clear blue sky, often linked to controversial conspiracy theories.

    That in very ancient times people were gigantic and shrunk with the ages. And that those giants built mysterious structures such as stone henge. No real reason to believe it I just like it.

    theBrD1 , David McEachan/pexels (not an actual photo) Report

    Jac Carr
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is proof of giants in several countries

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    #19

    Sunset behind nuclear towers emitting smoke, often linked to controversial conspiracy theories.

    The Oil and Coal industries invested heavily in killing off nuclear power as an attractive alternative. These days we have reactor designs many times safer than other methods of generating power, and the waste issue is something that could be fixed with sufficient investment.

    TheDiggertron , Markus Distelrath/pexels (not an actual photo) Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, with sufficient investment, I think I've found the fly in the ointment

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    #20

    Scientists work in a modern lab, wearing lab coats and masks, related to controversial conspiracy theories.

    The government experiments on the mentally insane because no one will believe someone with that kind of medical history.

    hablomuchoingles , Pavel Danilyuk/pexels (not an actual photo) Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do it to animals, why wouldn't we do it to humans.

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    #21

    Spacious art gallery with visitors viewing paintings, related to controversial conspiracy theories in historical contexts.

    the art world is basically a lowkey way for rich people and companies to launder money, which is why the stupidest most odd of paintings randomly go for hundreds of millions of dollars.

    reddit.com , Riccardo/pexels (not an actual photo) Report

    #22

    Makeup brushes and cosmetics on a table, related to controversial conspiracy theories in beauty industry.

    It came to mind that women's makeup is actually secretly damaging their skin so when they see it, they'd be convinced to buy more makeup.

    Edit: This blew up. Now my highest upvoted comment is about women's beauty products being a scam. Thank you all.

    Classic_Mckoy , Anderson Guerra/pexels Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I like to point out, I've not used makeup since my early teens (barely used it then; never liked how it feels) and look how most people assume a 20-something looks without makeup at 43.

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    #23

    "Speaker at podium during historical event linked to controversial conspiracy theories, addressing a large crowd."

    Martin Luther King Jr was assassinated by the FBI.

    Before he even died he was sent a threatening letter from the FBI that basically said stop doing you’re doing or we’ll expose your cheating to your wife. There had been another man called Raul that James Earl Ray had met before who he claimed was deeply involved in the case, he even asserted he didn’t personally shoot King but may have been involved in the assassination unknowingly. Heck even the King family doesn’t believe that James Earl Ray killed King. There’s still more other info online about this than I wanna talk about but honestly from the point of view of the FBI at that time, it makes sense to kill King, he was becoming a big influence in the black community and so to combat that, they could’ve easily killed him and set someone else up like Ray to take the fall

    Real-Gucci , Rowland Scherman Report

    Katie Allen
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many famous people were assassinated because of some conspiracy.

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    #24

    Reddit app icon on a smartphone screen, often a hub for controversial conspiracy theories discussions.

    The Reddit search function is intentionally bad (or not purposely bad but they know how to fix it but refuse to) to encourage more new posts.

    BobSacramanto , Brett Jordan/pexels Report

    Roland Nijveld
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier to use Google for that than Reddit itself

    #25

    A hand holding wireless earbuds and a case on a marble surface, relevant to controversial-conspiracy-theories.

    Apple started the meme about AirPods being expensive as a marketing ploy.

    sickb , ready made/pexels Report

    #26

    "Hands using a coin to scrape a lottery ticket, surrounded by theories of luck and chance."

    Lotteries are actually traps for timetravelers.

    Abraham_Santa , Adem Erkoç/pexels Report

    Auntriarch
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we've been setting traps for time travellers for centuries? Do let me know when you catch one

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    #27

    Computer screen with code and illuminated red keyboard, evoking themes of controversial conspiracy theories.

    I dunno if it's a "conspiracy theory" at this point, but a lot of people still don't acknowledge that your internet searches and social media profiles area absolutely being used as training models by major IT companies. I was a drunk college student and had access to them to run AI training, if you still think you're "off the grid" you're an idiot. Being frank, it's not a big deal if you don't have dark shit to hide, those people are too busy building the new technological world to care what you look at. But don't delude yourself to think people don't have access to anything you do on the internet.

    reddit.com , Rahul Pandit/pexels (not an actual photo) Report

    Sillywaster Stayalone
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the basic internet literacy. One is never anonymous, and large part of your privacy comes from the inadequacy of incentive to unravel it.

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    #28

    Abstract light pattern resembling a vortex, often linked to controversial-conspiracy-theories about space phenomena.

    All the UFO sightings throughout history are just humans from the future on a time traveling safari meant to observe how we were in the past.

    They are supposed to keep out of sight, but because of human/mechanical errors there have been hiccups with their cloaking which have resulted in being seen. That's why there have always been so many reports of them throughout history, but there has never been an attack. It's just us.

    Also the reason why we don't see many as many examples of UFOs now even through pretty much everyone has a camera is because people are not that interested in this time period since we already document aspects of human life all the time.

    -eDgAR- , Kevin Gill Report

    #29

    Motorcade in street with onlookers; relates to controversial conspiracy theories.

    JFK was only wounded by LHO's bullet. He was actually killed by a Secret Service agent's bullet accidentally, which is why there was such an obvious cover-up.

    LHO's bullet was a full-metal jacket bullet which hit JFK in the throat before ricocheting into Governor Connally.

    The bullet which blew up half of JFK's head was almost certainly a hollow-point bullet. Instead of continuing its trajectory like a FMJ would, the hollow point expands after the first object that it hits - which was JFK's head.

    There was one (known) weapon in play which was using hollow-point bullets that day - it was a sub machine gun which did not have the safety on and was operated by George Hickey.

    In the melee after LHO's shots were fired, the theory is that Hickey accidentally discharged his weapon and killed the President.

    The Secret Service could never let anyone know that they had accidentally killed the President, hence their behavior in the aftermath.

    f3m1n15m15c4nc3r , Walt Cisco, Dallas Morning News Report

    Katie Allen
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there would probably be less JFK conspiracy theories if Oswald had lived long enough for there to be some sort of trial

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    #30

    Person at a control center with multiple screens, associated with controversial conspiracy theories.

    We live in a simulation, however, the code is constantly being upgraded. In 'olden times', there were plenty of bugs that were easy to exploit if you knew where to look, thus things like miracles and magic were basically hackers doin' what they do.

    (OK, I don't really believe this is true. I just like it)

    abnormica , ThisIsEngineering/pexels (not an actual photo) Report

    Roni Stone
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this theory. I don't "believe" it, either, but it's neither provable or unprovable as far as I can tell. Great for theoretical philosophers.

    #31

    Yellow crime scene tape with "Do Not Cross" text, suggesting themes of controversial conspiracy theories.

    There’s an underground PR firm that helps celebrities fake their own death to escape the harshness of the limelight or if they feel like their life is in danger.

    i.e Tupac, Biggie, Paul Walker, etc.

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    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've been used to having constant attention, at least one of them would have resurfaced; it's tough being a nobody if you're used to being a somebody

    #32

    "Mechanic in a workshop inspecting car engine, relating to controversial conspiracy theories in technology."

    There was a dude that invented a car that runs on water, he stated multiple times he would not die from natural causes and that if he dies to investigate it. A year away from putting his cars into mass production he died. Before he died he said that oil companies have threatened his life. (I got this info from my dad a couple months ago but look the dude up, search like water car or whatever)

    Edit: Amazing responses! From what some people are saying it might be a little bit of a hyperbole to say water car but still an amazing story!

    Fudgemuffin95 , Andrea Piacquadio/pexels (not an actual photo) Report

    #33

    Airplane seating chart highlighting a "terrorist seat," sparking controversial conspiracy theories discussions.

    There's a conspiracy theory that Flight 93 was shot down by hastily-scrambled jet fighters and/or missiles, in the interest of public safety, and that the government made up the relatively wholesome "the passengers decided to fight the hijackers and sacrifice themselves" story to keep up morale. I don't know whether it happened or not, but I can entirely believe it might be true.

    reddit.com , Pi3.124 Report

    Ace
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the messages from passengers sent during the struggle were somehow faked after the event?