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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

Folks Online Reveal Why They No Longer Respect Or Like These 45 Celebrities

my dad's friends with one of the members of bowling for soup, christ bernie, and during covid he gave all of his friends a muumuu

Folks Online Reveal Why They No Longer Respect Or Like These 45 Celebrities

who can stand jerry seinfeld tbh?

SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 7 posts 1 month ago

41 Times People Gave Out “Health Tips” So Dumb And Weird It Actually Left Their Doctors Stunned

i'm gonna beat the parents up. what the f**k. this s**t pisses me off to no end.

41 Times People Gave Out “Health Tips” So Dumb And Weird It Actually Left Their Doctors Stunned

depends on the kind of semaglutide. my dad's on one (diabetes) and it's a pill.

41 Times People Gave Out “Health Tips” So Dumb And Weird It Actually Left Their Doctors Stunned

i'm gonna beat the parents up. what the f**k. this s**t pisses me off to no end.

41 Times People Gave Out “Health Tips” So Dumb And Weird It Actually Left Their Doctors Stunned

depends on the kind of semaglutide. my dad's on one (diabetes) and it's a pill.

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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

40 Doctors Reveal The Most Dangerous Mistakes They’ve Ever Had To Fix

"Jerk off more " jfc!

41 Times People Gave Out “Health Tips” So Dumb And Weird It Actually Left Their Doctors Stunned

What if you sing 'Staying Alive' while tasing?

40 Doctors Reveal The Most Dangerous Mistakes They’ve Ever Had To Fix

"Jerk off more " jfc!

41 Times People Gave Out “Health Tips” So Dumb And Weird It Actually Left Their Doctors Stunned

What if you sing 'Staying Alive' while tasing?

41 Times People Gave Out “Health Tips” So Dumb And Weird It Actually Left Their Doctors Stunned

And don't forget to tape a tomato to the other foot if you're going Salsa dancing.

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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 18 posts 2 months ago

35 Shocking Secrets That Crawled Out Of The Closet After Someone Died And Left Families Gasping

happy anniversary!!

Someone Asks "What's A Profession That Deserves Every Bit Of Its Hatred?” And 43 People Don’t Hold Back

when i die, i want to be put in one of those biodegradable coffins (or, f**k it, no coffin, just bury me and let me rot) and the funeral will be in the woods behind my grandparent's house

35 Shocking Secrets That Crawled Out Of The Closet After Someone Died And Left Families Gasping

happy anniversary!!

Someone Asks "What's A Profession That Deserves Every Bit Of Its Hatred?” And 43 People Don’t Hold Back

when i die, i want to be put in one of those biodegradable coffins (or, f**k it, no coffin, just bury me and let me rot) and the funeral will be in the woods behind my grandparent's house

Someone Asks "What's A Profession That Deserves Every Bit Of Its Hatred?” And 43 People Don’t Hold Back

fun fact: john oliver once bought a buncha medical debt and either paid it off, or forgave it. i can't remember which happened

Someone Asks "What's A Profession That Deserves Every Bit Of Its Hatred?” And 43 People Don’t Hold Back

jeezus f****n christ, and they wonder why people don't like capitalism

50 Photos That Show What It’s Like To Have An Entitled Sibling

i'm so glad i have a brother whom i can trust with some of my favorite signed books, cuz he knows i love 'em

“I Don’t Regret That”: 44 Times People Made Their Bullies Feel Sorry For Their Actions

my own story: i'm trans. when i was in eighth grade, a bunch of ASSHATS found out my deadname, and would yell it. my science teacher did jackshit, until i went to admin (my dad was a teacher at one of the highschools, so he advised me to do that). they did jackshit, b/c texas. so i moved to my dad's school (across town), and now i'm doing better than they ever could. i have friends who care and teachers who WOULD ACTUALLY DO S**T IF THEY FOUND OUT I WAS GETTING BULLIED

“I Don’t Regret That”: 44 Times People Made Their Bullies Feel Sorry For Their Actions

g*****n.

“I Don’t Regret That”: 44 Times People Made Their Bullies Feel Sorry For Their Actions

off topic, but my dad is besties with my future econ teacher :D

“I Don’t Regret That”: 44 Times People Made Their Bullies Feel Sorry For Their Actions

the end is pretty wholesome ngl

50 People Share The Shocking Fate Of Their Former Bullies

if one of the kids that bullied me last year tries to apologize, i'm not even gonna acknowledge it. Fuckem. they made it so that I was afraid to go to school for months, I had to transfer schools, and then this stupid fucken state law gets passed so now teachers (including my own FUCKEN DAD) can't call me my name.

50 People Share The Shocking Fate Of Their Former Bullies

Marjorie Taylor Greene is my best guess

ER Nurses Share Wild “One More Minute And I’d Be Dead” Stories From The Hospital

fun fact: removal of your gallbladder significantly reduces your chances of severe salmonella :)

ER Nurses Share Wild “One More Minute And I’d Be Dead” Stories From The Hospital

i f****n hate it when people ignore allergies. it pisses me off so f*****g much. my little brother's best friend is allergic to watermelon, and it worries me that someone might think he's lying, and hurt him. (funny story tho: once, he yelled at his neighbors to stop eating watermelon in the neighbor's own driveway (like across the street) because he was allergic. kinda hilarious)

80 Times The Human Body Surprised And Horrified Medical Professionals

one of the kids i have PE with uses these (i do PE with the disabled kids, to help them, it's quite fun) he's really sweet, except for that he pulled a small clump of my hair the other day

50 Horror Stories From Doctors And Nurses That They Can Never Forget (Trigger Warning)

f*****k you

50 Horror Stories From Doctors And Nurses That They Can Never Forget (Trigger Warning)

first off, i'm so glad you're doing better. secondly, you didn't make that many grammatical/spelling mistakes. also, the way the story is told is really good

29 Celebrities Fans Believe Ruined Their Beauty With Buccal Fat Removal

i saw someone say john mulaney has had cosmetic work since baby j lmao

"Hot Molten Asphalt": 44 Of The Most Unbelievable Deaths That Actually Happened

when my dad was little, one of the high schoolers who taught him how to swim died after falling off of the back of a motorcycle.

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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • upvoted 10 items 2 months ago

50 Wholesome Posts Coming To You Straight From The Safest And Kindest Community On The Internet

I'm lucky to get two cards on my bday. Good on him :D

50 Wholesome Posts Coming To You Straight From The Safest And Kindest Community On The Internet

I love that cockney is considered a separate language from english

50 Wholesome Posts Coming To You Straight From The Safest And Kindest Community On The Internet

I'm lucky to get two cards on my bday. Good on him :D

50 Wholesome Posts Coming To You Straight From The Safest And Kindest Community On The Internet

I love that cockney is considered a separate language from english

50 Horror Stories From Doctors And Nurses That They Can Never Forget (Trigger Warning)

That's why it's called mental illness. It's not rational. That's also why reasoning doesn't help. Counting your blessings, thinking positive, and other such methods don't work because mental illness does not function in the logical.

“I Don’t Regret That”: 44 Times People Made Their Bullies Feel Sorry For Their Actions

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At This California Based Donut Shop, Customers Would Buy Out All The Donuts Before 2 P.m. Daily So That The 62-Year-Old Owner Can Be His 63-Year-Old Sick Wife At The Rehabilitation Facility

Shoutout To Mr Johnston For Making Pb&j For His Kiddos Who Didn't Eat Breakfast Before Our Ap Test This Morning

A School Janitor, In 1985 Named Gabe Sonnier, Was Cleaning When A Principal Walked Over To Him And Said, "I'd Rather See You Grading Papers Than Picking Them Up."

When A Desperate 71-Year-Old Passenger Mentioned He Was In Urgent Need Of A Kidney Transplant, His Uber Driver Made An Extraordinary Decision: To Become His Donor

Teen Waitress Helps Elderly Customer To Cut His Ham, Get’s Awarded $16,000 Scholarship By The Mayor

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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

Folks Online Reveal Why They No Longer Respect Or Like These 45 Celebrities

my dad's friends with one of the members of bowling for soup, christ bernie, and during covid he gave all of his friends a muumuu

Folks Online Reveal Why They No Longer Respect Or Like These 45 Celebrities

who can stand jerry seinfeld tbh?

SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 7 posts 1 month ago

41 Times People Gave Out “Health Tips” So Dumb And Weird It Actually Left Their Doctors Stunned

i'm gonna beat the parents up. what the f**k. this s**t pisses me off to no end.

41 Times People Gave Out “Health Tips” So Dumb And Weird It Actually Left Their Doctors Stunned

depends on the kind of semaglutide. my dad's on one (diabetes) and it's a pill.

40 Doctors Reveal The Most Dangerous Mistakes They’ve Ever Had To Fix

it's inflamation of the eyelids. it's not *more* serious than pinkeye, from what i read, it's easily treated, and somewhat different looking from pinkeye

40 Doctors Reveal The Most Dangerous Mistakes They’ve Ever Had To Fix

poor guy :( i hope he rebuilt his life

40 Doctors Reveal The Most Dangerous Mistakes They’ve Ever Had To Fix

we stan second doctor.

40 Doctors Reveal The Most Dangerous Mistakes They’ve Ever Had To Fix

poor guy, i'm glad he's better now.

SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 11 posts 2 months ago

35 Shocking Secrets That Crawled Out Of The Closet After Someone Died And Left Families Gasping

happy anniversary!!

Someone Asks "What's A Profession That Deserves Every Bit Of Its Hatred?” And 43 People Don’t Hold Back

when i die, i want to be put in one of those biodegradable coffins (or, f**k it, no coffin, just bury me and let me rot) and the funeral will be in the woods behind my grandparent's house

Someone Asks "What's A Profession That Deserves Every Bit Of Its Hatred?” And 43 People Don’t Hold Back

fun fact: john oliver once bought a buncha medical debt and either paid it off, or forgave it. i can't remember which happened

Someone Asks "What's A Profession That Deserves Every Bit Of Its Hatred?” And 43 People Don’t Hold Back

jeezus f****n christ, and they wonder why people don't like capitalism

50 Photos That Show What It’s Like To Have An Entitled Sibling

i'm so glad i have a brother whom i can trust with some of my favorite signed books, cuz he knows i love 'em

“I Don’t Regret That”: 44 Times People Made Their Bullies Feel Sorry For Their Actions

g*****n.

“I Don’t Regret That”: 44 Times People Made Their Bullies Feel Sorry For Their Actions

off topic, but my dad is besties with my future econ teacher :D

“I Don’t Regret That”: 44 Times People Made Their Bullies Feel Sorry For Their Actions

the end is pretty wholesome ngl

50 People Share The Shocking Fate Of Their Former Bullies

Marjorie Taylor Greene is my best guess

SkyyCaramba (he/him) • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

41 Times People Gave Out “Health Tips” So Dumb And Weird It Actually Left Their Doctors Stunned

And don't forget to tape a tomato to the other foot if you're going Salsa dancing.

41 Times People Gave Out “Health Tips” So Dumb And Weird It Actually Left Their Doctors Stunned

What if you sing 'Staying Alive' while tasing?

40 Doctors Reveal The Most Dangerous Mistakes They’ve Ever Had To Fix

"Jerk off more " jfc!

SkyyCaramba (he/him) • upvoted 17 items 2 months ago

50 Uplifting And Wholesome Posts That Are As Close As It Gets To Anti-Depressants

I caught COVID in 2021 & was very ill. Our GP prescribed Paxlovid via a telehealth call & my wife drove to the nearest pharmacy that had it in stock. 2 days later, my wife had COVID & our GP prescribed the same medication for her but this time we were both too ill to drive to the pharmacy. I rang a taxi driver who had driven us 5 or 6 times previously, explained the situation & he arranged for another driver to collect the medication & leave it on our front porch. The cost of the taxi fare would have been $35+ but neither driver would accept any payment even after we were COVID-free. If you're reading this article, Hamzi, thank you again for your help & your kindness

50 Wholesome Posts Coming To You Straight From The Safest And Kindest Community On The Internet

I'm lucky to get two cards on my bday. Good on him :D

At This California Based Donut Shop, Customers Would Buy Out All The Donuts Before 2 P.m. Daily So That The 62-Year-Old Owner Can Be His 63-Year-Old Sick Wife At The Rehabilitation Facility

Teen Waitress Helps Elderly Customer To Cut His Ham, Get’s Awarded $16,000 Scholarship By The Mayor

Shoutout To Mr Johnston For Making Pb&j For His Kiddos Who Didn't Eat Breakfast Before Our Ap Test This Morning

50 Wholesome Posts Coming To You Straight From The Safest And Kindest Community On The Internet

I love that cockney is considered a separate language from english

A School Janitor, In 1985 Named Gabe Sonnier, Was Cleaning When A Principal Walked Over To Him And Said, "I'd Rather See You Grading Papers Than Picking Them Up."

When A Desperate 71-Year-Old Passenger Mentioned He Was In Urgent Need Of A Kidney Transplant, His Uber Driver Made An Extraordinary Decision: To Become His Donor

50 People With Main Character Syndrome Who Got Called Out And Shamed Online (New Pics)

teen here! we do not claim them

50 Times Real-Life Events Were So Blood Chillingly Creepy People Had To Share Them Online

William Utermohlen, if anyone cares.

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“I Don’t Regret That”: 44 Times People Made Their Bullies Feel Sorry For Their Actions

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“The Nastiest Thing I’ve Witnessed”: 45 Doctors Share Their Most Horrifying Delayed Cases

I have started seeing a podiatrist for nail care because, due to peripheral neuropathy, I have very poor sensation in my fingers and find it very difficult to trim my toe nails without causing injury. I highly recommend this to anyone who has neuropathy in their hands or feet.

50 Horror Stories From Doctors And Nurses That They Can Never Forget (Trigger Warning)

"Hot Molten Asphalt": 44 Of The Most Unbelievable Deaths That Actually Happened

Shocking...

"Hot Molten Asphalt": 44 Of The Most Unbelievable Deaths That Actually Happened

Efficient!

"Hot Molten Asphalt": 44 Of The Most Unbelievable Deaths That Actually Happened

He could not afjord to take that step

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