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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 5 posts 10 hours ago

These 37 Pics Were Supposed To Be Wholesome, But Actually Show How Messed Up Our Society Is

Poor lady :(

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

If you don't take your birth control at the same time every day, you are at risk for cycle errors and getting pregnant.

These 37 Pics Were Supposed To Be Wholesome, But Actually Show How Messed Up Our Society Is

Poor lady :(

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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • upvoted 21 items 16 hours ago

40 Times A Date Went South Really Fast

From the original post: She chomped on my finger, which is why I can see she thought this was flirty and playful. I was playfully wagging my finger in her face. I don’t remember the conversation that prompted it, but DUDE.

40 Times A Date Went South Really Fast

Did she have rabies?

40 Times A Date Went South Really Fast

Did she have rabies?

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves So Badly, They Ended Up On The ‘Sad Cringe’ Online Community (New Pics)

No, you didn't EVER know her. If you're going to "end up in the hospital or worse" over a pop star you'll never meet you need some serious help.

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves So Badly, They Ended Up On The ‘Sad Cringe’ Online Community (New Pics)

Because queer women never marry men, has never ever happened ever, and Miley Cyrus didn't do this exact thing either. I fūcking hate Gaylor fans, even if she did kiss Karlie Kloss on the mouth 10 years ago, she certainly isn't doing it now. Can I recommend a healthy dose of copium for your ails, or even just getting in the habit of only shipping fictional characters? It's less creepy that way.

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves So Badly, They Ended Up On The ‘Sad Cringe’ Online Community (New Pics)

Can't thrift stores choose to not sell something 😬

"The First Leper": 25 Times Archaeologists Dug Up Something Straight Out Of A Nightmare

Really well written and concise rebuttal to the crazy atomic b**b theory. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/b0ue6f/ancient_atomic_glass_in_india/#:~:text=One%20source%20of%20such%20ancient,usually%20about%2050%2D60%2C000%20years%20BP

40 Times A Date Went South Really Fast

In the restaurant????

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Nope, nope, nopety nope.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

So do internet responses.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

If anyone is curious, the answer is 1/5.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Upvote for HHGTTG reference!

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

East and West poles? Cool! Where are they? Can we visit?

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Thank you. I was searching for the backward F. That is how I have written 7 my entire life.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Fun fact the last digit of Pi is 7. Numbers are only irrational up until you reach the end.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Half right. So half a point to Hufflepuffs.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

The 1900's are the 20th century you hard of thinking mouth breather.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Ouch.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Also the Earth is flat and not the size of a pea.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Where I live, all aitches are dropped, unless you want to sound posh. Hyou add haitches to halmost hevery hword.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Backwards F? That would be the number 7.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

What is their definition of teenager I wonder?

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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

“Joaquin Phoenix Escaped A Dangerous Cult”: 50 Inspirational ‘Forgotten Stories’ You Need To Read

That's a lotta books

“Joaquin Phoenix Escaped A Dangerous Cult”: 50 Inspirational ‘Forgotten Stories’ You Need To Read

That's how I feel about people too tbh

“Joaquin Phoenix Escaped A Dangerous Cult”: 50 Inspirational ‘Forgotten Stories’ You Need To Read

That's a lotta books

“Joaquin Phoenix Escaped A Dangerous Cult”: 50 Inspirational ‘Forgotten Stories’ You Need To Read

That's how I feel about people too tbh

50 Totally Insane Conspiracies People Actually Believe And Can’t Stop Talking About

Some people take satire about a long term issue and turn it into predictions

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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • upvoted 11 items 1 day ago

“Joaquin Phoenix Escaped A Dangerous Cult”: 50 Inspirational ‘Forgotten Stories’ You Need To Read

It has been said before, but bees are very intelligent little creatures. They can 'recognise' a human face, apparently perceiving us as very large and ugly flowers.

“Joaquin Phoenix Escaped A Dangerous Cult”: 50 Inspirational ‘Forgotten Stories’ You Need To Read

The best Catwoman.

“Joaquin Phoenix Escaped A Dangerous Cult”: 50 Inspirational ‘Forgotten Stories’ You Need To Read

It has been said before, but bees are very intelligent little creatures. They can 'recognise' a human face, apparently perceiving us as very large and ugly flowers.

“Joaquin Phoenix Escaped A Dangerous Cult”: 50 Inspirational ‘Forgotten Stories’ You Need To Read

The best Catwoman.

“Joaquin Phoenix Escaped A Dangerous Cult”: 50 Inspirational ‘Forgotten Stories’ You Need To Read

The original 'cat's eye' road reflectors, still in service. If I recall correctly, he was driving home from the pub. 😬 Things were different in 1933.

“Joaquin Phoenix Escaped A Dangerous Cult”: 50 Inspirational ‘Forgotten Stories’ You Need To Read

Her name is Minnie Riperton, may hace heard of her daughter - Maya Rudolph (SNL)

“Joaquin Phoenix Escaped A Dangerous Cult”: 50 Inspirational ‘Forgotten Stories’ You Need To Read

And I might just add that many of her paintings are on display in the museum in Bennington, Vermont, and if you have only seen them as magazine illustrations and the like, you're missing something. The critics who called her amateur for her rather primitive draftsmanship and subject matter missed some real artistry in composition and point of view that seem better in person.

50 Totally Insane Conspiracies People Actually Believe And Can’t Stop Talking About

Don't give him so much credit. He's not evil because of some demon or a connection to Satan. He's evil just because he's an evil, horrible person and wants to be that way.

50 Totally Insane Conspiracies People Actually Believe And Can’t Stop Talking About

That's what religion is. Literally a tool to control others.

50 Totally Insane Conspiracies People Actually Believe And Can’t Stop Talking About

No, we're just desensitizing ourselves because we have tons of videos of horrific things on the internet and we purposefully watch them. News/media/social media brings us instant reporting on all the tragedies, large and small, that happen every moment around the world. We purposefully immerse ourselves in this stream of tragedies and horrors because we want to, and then we get numb to them. We're not "being trained", we're doomscrolling this to ourselves.

50 Totally Insane Conspiracies People Actually Believe And Can’t Stop Talking About

ALIENS https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/aliens-69a24160e7f0d.jpg

50 Totally Insane Conspiracies People Actually Believe And Can’t Stop Talking About

So.... you're not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens? XD

50 Totally Insane Conspiracies People Actually Believe And Can’t Stop Talking About

Are people STILL going on about the moon landing being faked, almost 60 years later?

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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's The Scariest Dream You've Ever Had? (Closed)

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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 5 posts 10 hours ago

These 37 Pics Were Supposed To Be Wholesome, But Actually Show How Messed Up Our Society Is

Poor lady :(

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

If you don't take your birth control at the same time every day, you are at risk for cycle errors and getting pregnant.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Imaging getting schooled by scrotumballs lmao

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Me too, but I started doing a lil line down at the top (thought it looked cool)

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

I am going to bite the person in red (I'm Texan, y'all is correct)

SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

“Joaquin Phoenix Escaped A Dangerous Cult”: 50 Inspirational ‘Forgotten Stories’ You Need To Read

That's a lotta books

“Joaquin Phoenix Escaped A Dangerous Cult”: 50 Inspirational ‘Forgotten Stories’ You Need To Read

That's how I feel about people too tbh

50 Totally Insane Conspiracies People Actually Believe And Can’t Stop Talking About

Some people take satire about a long term issue and turn it into predictions

SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

62 Examples Of “Man-Child Behavior” People Shared From Their Experience

This is the best comment. joe publique, you win the internet ⭐

62 Examples Of “Man-Child Behavior” People Shared From Their Experience

Same

SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

“What’s The Stupidest Thing You’ve Ever Heard Someone Say?” (69 Answers)

The feathers are heavier, you have to carry the weight of what you did to those birds

“What’s The Stupidest Thing You’ve Ever Heard Someone Say?” (69 Answers)

Hell, I know people in the US who are barely able to say hello in English. Don't mind it though, I just hope they can get by well enough

“What’s The Stupidest Thing You’ve Ever Heard Someone Say?” (69 Answers)

I prefer my news to be bair and falanced

SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

51 Cringeworthy Moments When People Celebrated Too Soon And Probably Regretted It (New Pics)

Worse, one of the players got seriously hurt :(

“Makes Me Cringe Unbearably Hard”: 73 Photos That Are Quite Difficult To Look At (New Pics)

Happy late birthday

SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

I wear them once in a blue moon, but never more (mostly cuz of the x-rays I've seen)

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

Same, but it happens weekly with me and my dad (once in a Walmart)

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

Or (if you can afford it) go to physical therapy. I've only been to a couple, and my back isn't as bad :) (and a lot of it is stretching)

SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

“Are You Sure You’ve Never Given Birth?”: 66 Times Doctors Confused, Offended And Scared Their Patients

Yeah :)

73 Times Archaeologists Dug Up Something Truly Chilling

SkyyCaramba (he/him) • upvoted 20 items 12 hours ago

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

I do the same for my babies 🖤

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

This info might be useless to you, but...I worked as a paralegal for an attorney in Albuquerque doing VA claims. We had allsorts from guys who were comfortable in life, to guys who were homeless. VA had denied prior claims, when my boss got on them (veteran himself) he would pummel them with medical records and appeals, knew every person's phone number at the VA to harass, and kept on it like a pitbull. He got almost every single claim put through and raised the disability rating so the veterans got more money, then he'd make the VA backpay til when the claim was originally filed. One guy got over $100k check in the mail cus he'd been waiting YEARS. If you can find a lawyer that does this, it's worth chasing up. Best of luck. (Post edit - people started messaging me asking for the guy's info, here ya'll go: https://johnsonfamilylawpc.com/don-johnson-jr)

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

why did he need a job instead of getting a proper pension?

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

That's awesome recognition. Maybe you won't get to meet her again but you can pay it forward. That should be the way we honor those who helped us.

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Okay but this one is just cool.

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

I’m no mathematician but wouldn’t that mean he was taxed roughly 75% of his winnings?

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Teachers are a pillar of society, and don't get paid nearly enough for what they have to deal with

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

I love this!! Let's shower good people with prizes and bring some joy to civic life!!

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

While the situation is bleak, Gary Sinse is a wonderful human being up there with the likes of Dolly Parten and Mr. Rogers

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

When children have morals and empathy far greater than their government.

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Fighting corruption is good

These 45 Pics Were Supposed To Be Wholesome, But Actually Show How Messed Up Our Society Is (New Pics)

50 Wholesome Pics To Fix Your Sad Feed Today (New Pics)

Some cultures refer to their cousins children as nieces and nephews.

50 Wholesome Pics To Fix Your Sad Feed Today (New Pics)

I had a nightmare about not being able to find Melvin, my dog. Melvin passed away in October. I woke up bawling.

50 Wholesome Pics To Fix Your Sad Feed Today (New Pics)

I miss my cool grandpa. (I don't miss my evil uncool grandpa. Guess which one passed away first by a very wide margin, sigh).

50 Wholesome Pics To Fix Your Sad Feed Today (New Pics)

guy's name is Tanner Brownlee. it's on youtube too

50 Wholesome Pics To Fix Your Sad Feed Today (New Pics)

I lost my father recently. This picture full of pure love

50 Wholesome Pics To Fix Your Sad Feed Today (New Pics)

So sad, this reminds me of my best friend, who spent most of his high school years at my place since he was terrified to go home to his grandfather. Turning 30 now, we are still best friends and he still hangs out at my place all the time even though he's safe from the grandfather now. My mom calls him son.

50 Wholesome Pics To Fix Your Sad Feed Today (New Pics)

A baby gym. I'm not sure if that sounds wholesome or dystopian.

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