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Schmebulock • upvoted an item 3 days ago

94 “Desire Paths” That Show Human Stubbornness In The Nicest Way Possible (New Pics)

Grasp center pole firmly and yeet it into the nearest shrub. Slide lumber out of left and right poles and hide in shrubbery. Celebrate reopening of desire path.

Schmebulock • upvoted an item 4 days ago

They Think This Will Stop Us

Schmebulock • commented on a post 1 week ago

Fans Appalled By The Food At Critics Choice Awards After Star Brutally Calls It Out On Stage

F all these entitled celebrities. They deserve less than what they got.

Schmebulock • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

Fans Appalled By The Food At Critics Choice Awards After Star Brutally Calls It Out On Stage

F all these entitled celebrities. They deserve less than what they got.

The Best Of War And Peas

Schmebulock • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

25 Best Sellers From The Past Year That Actually Live Up To The Hype

I fell for the hype - and I can tell you with 100% certainty - this C**P DOES NOT WORK regardless of how often or how long you leave it on. IT is a GIANT WASTE OF MONEY!!

A Look Back At 2025 Through 91 Of The Funniest And Most Heartwarming Animal Memes

EVERYBODY needs this.

Schmebulock • upvoted 7 items 2 weeks ago

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If You Like Learning The Bizarre Facts From History, Here Are 45 Really Unexpected Ones

Fires are natural land clearers. All that material builds up, and it's only a matter of time before lightning, or something else, catches set it burning.

“Mother Of Sarcasm”: 80 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

I think we can all agree that the bank should go f**k itself.

“I Thought It Was A Joke”: 42 People Share The Absolute Worst Xmas Gifts They’ve Ever Received

Hold on to it and regift it back to them the next year.

Your Shower Sealant Will Stop Looking Like A High School Science Experiment Gone Wrong When The Apulito Household Cleaner Gel Melts Away The Mold Without Demanding Any Physical Exertion From You

Convincing People You Are A Musical Prodigy Is Surprisingly Easy With The Kalimba Thumb Piano Since It Sounds Beautiful Even If You Are Just Mashing Your Thumbs Randomly

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Schmebulock • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

If You Like Learning The Bizarre Facts From History, Here Are 45 Really Unexpected Ones

Fires are natural land clearers. All that material builds up, and it's only a matter of time before lightning, or something else, catches set it burning.

“I Thought It Was A Joke”: 42 People Share The Absolute Worst Xmas Gifts They’ve Ever Received

Hold on to it and regift it back to them the next year.

Schmebulock • upvoted 4 items 3 weeks ago

33 Science Facts So Disturbing They’ll Make You Question Everything

This is just limiting the imagination. 150 years ago someone probably said we'd never fly because we can't flap wings fast enough. Wormholes and quantum entanglement have all sorts of possibilities, so I'd never say "never". Earth-like planets are harder to find because of their size: most of the exoplanets found so far are nearer Jupiter size because they're more detectable (either by gravitational effects or light dimming). It's unlikely that we'll go interstellar in our current lifetimes, the best one could hope for is a colony on another planet, but if we haven't destroyed the place or each other in 1000 years, who know where we'll have got to?

50 Witty One-Panel Comics By The New Yorker Cartoonist Tom Toro (Best Pics)

33 Science Facts So Disturbing They’ll Make You Question Everything

50 Witty One-Panel Comics By The New Yorker Cartoonist Tom Toro (Best Pics)

The Morning Tulsa Daily World, Oklahoma, October 28, 1921

The Atlanta Constitution, Georgia, April 26, 1932

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Schmebulock • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

46 Gifts That Were More Insult Than Present

F*****g being polite. Call them out or they will keep doing s******g things.

Schmebulock • upvoted 6 items 1 month ago

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Billionaires ruin global happiness and societal progress.

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Billionaires ruin global happiness and societal progress.

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50 People Who Ended Their Jobs With Legendary Final Moments And Zero Regrets

Needs more road walking or a nail trim...

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“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Musk is NOT a rocket scientist, that's why he has to hire them. He has a BA in physics and a BS in economics.

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Schmebulock • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

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50 Times People Shared Dumb And Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up The Human Experience (New Posts)

Where the hell is this a thing? The hardest part of most driving tests is parallel parking.

Schmebulock • commented on a post 2 months ago

50 Times People Shared Dumb And Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up The Human Experience (New Posts)

Where the hell is this a thing? The hardest part of most driving tests is parallel parking.

Schmebulock • upvoted 7 items 3 months ago

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Lady Left To Raise Baby Alone After Bestie Cheats With Her Ex, Years Later She Gets The Last Laugh

That's it! After what she did, her response was just to laugh and walk away years later. F that! She should have waged a war of petty revenge.

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Lady Left To Raise Baby Alone After Bestie Cheats With Her Ex, Years Later She Gets The Last Laugh

That's it! After what she did, her response was just to laugh and walk away years later. F that! She should have waged a war of petty revenge.

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Because the straight men will still try to hit on the lesbians

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50 Of Life’s Random And Notable Moments Perfectly Captured Through "TV Memes"

ohhh...the total disaster that was Y2K. So many lives lost.

“Rad Dad” Delivers Hilarious Posts And Memes, And Its 2M Followers Can’t Get Enough (New Pics)

Lol. What an idiot

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Schmebulock • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

Lady Left To Raise Baby Alone After Bestie Cheats With Her Ex, Years Later She Gets The Last Laugh

That's it! After what she did, her response was just to laugh and walk away years later. F that! She should have waged a war of petty revenge.

50 Of Life’s Random And Notable Moments Perfectly Captured Through "TV Memes"

ohhh...the total disaster that was Y2K. So many lives lost.

Lady Left To Raise Baby Alone After Bestie Cheats With Her Ex, Years Later She Gets The Last Laugh

That's it! After what she did, her response was just to laugh and walk away years later. F that! She should have waged a war of petty revenge.

50 Of Life’s Random And Notable Moments Perfectly Captured Through "TV Memes"

ohhh...the total disaster that was Y2K. So many lives lost.

MIL's Rude Behavior Turns DIL Away, DIL Decides Not To Host Any More Events For Her At Her Home

Simply tell him if your house is hosting the old bag then he needs to do all the work or pay for it to be catered.

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Schmebulock • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, If Money Were No Object, Where In The World Would You Live? (Closed)

Schmebulock • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

People Spilled The Tea On Their Jobs, And These 22 Stories Might Change How You See Certain Careers

Schmebulock • commented on a post 1 week ago

Fans Appalled By The Food At Critics Choice Awards After Star Brutally Calls It Out On Stage

F all these entitled celebrities. They deserve less than what they got.

Schmebulock • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

If You Like Learning The Bizarre Facts From History, Here Are 45 Really Unexpected Ones

Fires are natural land clearers. All that material builds up, and it's only a matter of time before lightning, or something else, catches set it burning.

“I Thought It Was A Joke”: 42 People Share The Absolute Worst Xmas Gifts They’ve Ever Received

Hold on to it and regift it back to them the next year.

Schmebulock • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

46 Gifts That Were More Insult Than Present

F*****g being polite. Call them out or they will keep doing s******g things.

Schmebulock • commented on a post 2 months ago

50 Times People Shared Dumb And Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up The Human Experience (New Posts)

Where the hell is this a thing? The hardest part of most driving tests is parallel parking.

Schmebulock • commented on 10 posts 3 months ago

Lady Left To Raise Baby Alone After Bestie Cheats With Her Ex, Years Later She Gets The Last Laugh

That's it! After what she did, her response was just to laugh and walk away years later. F that! She should have waged a war of petty revenge.

50 Of Life’s Random And Notable Moments Perfectly Captured Through "TV Memes"

ohhh...the total disaster that was Y2K. So many lives lost.

MIL's Rude Behavior Turns DIL Away, DIL Decides Not To Host Any More Events For Her At Her Home

Simply tell him if your house is hosting the old bag then he needs to do all the work or pay for it to be catered.

30 Secrets People Found On Their Partner's Phone That They Wished They Never Did

So he's a dog?

50 Screenshots Of Brutally Honest Yet Hilarious Posts On X (New Pics)

I imagine it like he was living between a frat house and special needs facility.

50 Screenshots Of Brutally Honest Yet Hilarious Posts On X (New Pics)

That's because the French are natural d****e bags.

50 Hilarious Memes From “Men’s Humor” That Show Why 11M People Follow This Page (New Pics)

If i had 62 billion i would be the most loved person in the world! Do you know how much happiness you could bring with that type of money.

Ex-BF And His Family Demand Woman Skip Trip To Hawaii She Paid For, She Has Other Plans

Cancel and use the money to book your own single vacation to Hawaii for the same dates.

Woman Dumps Bro’s Kids With A Friend To Go Shopping, He Can’t Believe Her Audacity

It was a broken leg not a life threatening emergency. The kids are not babies and they are allowed in hospitals.

Man Accepts That Stepson Doesn’t Like Him, Refuses To Contribute To His College Fund

Tell him to get the rest from his deadbeat dad and F all the way off.

Schmebulock • commented on 5 posts 4 months ago

50 Memes That Blend Internet’s Most Favorite Things — Humor And Cats (New Pics)

Or maybe he was a serial killer cat!

Person Told They’re Replaceable Gets Fired, Company Realizes They’re Not That Easy To Replace

It varies, but most non-competes do not apply when the company let's you go. If that was the case they could just hire all the top talent and then fire them to stop them working for a competitor.

Woman Becomes A Mom, Decides Her Parents’ Financial Mistakes Are No Longer Her Responsibility

Just reverse every convo you have with them. When they ask if you have found a new job, ask them how their job hunt is going. If they say they are struggling and need money, say you are as well and ask them for money.

50 Entertaining Posts And Memes To Help Fight Boredom (New Pics)

Ben is also a very tired boy

50 Entertaining Posts And Memes To Help Fight Boredom (New Pics)

It's not even an American bank

Schmebulock • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

94 “Desire Paths” That Show Human Stubbornness In The Nicest Way Possible (New Pics)

Grasp center pole firmly and yeet it into the nearest shrub. Slide lumber out of left and right poles and hide in shrubbery. Celebrate reopening of desire path.

They Think This Will Stop Us

Schmebulock • upvoted 3 items 6 days ago

The Best Of War And Peas

A Look Back At 2025 Through 91 Of The Funniest And Most Heartwarming Animal Memes

EVERYBODY needs this.

He's So Stupid

Schmebulock • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Fans Appalled By The Food At Critics Choice Awards After Star Brutally Calls It Out On Stage

F all these entitled celebrities. They deserve less than what they got.

Schmebulock • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

Convincing People You Are A Musical Prodigy Is Surprisingly Easy With The Kalimba Thumb Piano Since It Sounds Beautiful Even If You Are Just Mashing Your Thumbs Randomly

25 Best Sellers From The Past Year That Actually Live Up To The Hype

I fell for the hype - and I can tell you with 100% certainty - this C**P DOES NOT WORK regardless of how often or how long you leave it on. IT is a GIANT WASTE OF MONEY!!

Your Shower Sealant Will Stop Looking Like A High School Science Experiment Gone Wrong When The Apulito Household Cleaner Gel Melts Away The Mold Without Demanding Any Physical Exertion From You

Wholesome-Positive-Facts

Schmebulock • upvoted 6 items 2 weeks ago

Christmas-Time-Memes

If You Like Learning The Bizarre Facts From History, Here Are 45 Really Unexpected Ones

Fires are natural land clearers. All that material builds up, and it's only a matter of time before lightning, or something else, catches set it burning.

“Mother Of Sarcasm”: 80 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell

I think we can all agree that the bank should go f**k itself.

Funny-Memes-Pics-Mother-Of-Sarcasm

“I Thought It Was A Joke”: 42 People Share The Absolute Worst Xmas Gifts They’ve Ever Received

Hold on to it and regift it back to them the next year.

33 Science Facts So Disturbing They’ll Make You Question Everything

Schmebulock • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

The Morning Tulsa Daily World, Oklahoma, October 28, 1921

The Atlanta Constitution, Georgia, April 26, 1932

50 Witty One-Panel Comics By The New Yorker Cartoonist Tom Toro (Best Pics)

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